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Skyscrapper Member 667 Posts 12/08	Posted - Jan 27 2009 : 2:15PM You're a subscriber to FREAKS OF COCK! Why is a fake porn site with fake dicks and fake cum seeing the light of day? Who's paying for that shit? Shame on you if you're guilty. Shame, shame, shame muther fuckers! Shame! [Link]
gotporn Member Blithering Birthers 207 Posts 12/05	Posted - Jan 27 2009 : 2:28PM It's not fake porn. Just fake dicks and cumshots. Besides everything in porn is fake. Fake teens, fake milfs, fake tits, fake orgasms, fake creampies, fake dialog, fake cover art, you get the point. And let me also add, there is no shame in porn. [Link]
Skyscrapper Member 667 Posts 12/08	Posted - Jan 27 2009 : 2:46PM Ah-hah! There's goes one! Get him! [Link]
killbillvol69 All-Star Member ^Lucy Pinder 18634 Posts 4/08	Posted - Jan 27 2009 : 3:34PM IMO sites like that only survive because they're part of a network of sites that actually are good, and that people want, so they subscribe. They get the shitty Freaks of Cock site along with the others, and check it out because there are some hot girls, and for a laugh. That's it. I can't see anyone signing up for that site specifically. Maybe someone does, I don't know, but from the people who have said they are members of the network, they've basically said what I said above about how they feel about that site. I think there are lots of sites that survive for that reason. If they were on their own no one would ever seek them out, but because they get them for free along with the site(s) they want, they look at it every once in a while for something to do. [Link]
Skyscrapper Member 667 Posts 12/08	Posted - Jan 29 2009 : 12:02PM ^^ I'd, personally, rather watch paint dry. On a naked babe giving a great blowjob, of course. [Link]

melt Pornstar Diplomat The pride of Manchester 3763 Posts 1/09	Posted - Jan 29 2009 : 3:44PM This was discussed briefly in a thread - shit in porn I dont understand - and most people agree the only redeeming factor for a site like "Freaks" is the hilarity of the cumshot - funny porn in other words. I doubt whether any real porn lover would spend any money on a site like this as the fun of watching a girl getting drenched in fake cum wears thin fairly quickly. [Link]
jrsl76 Senior Member Perfection 4024 Posts 8/07	Posted - Jan 29 2009 : 5:39PM killbillvol69 wrote: IMO sites like that only survive because they're part of a network of sites that actually are good, and that people want, so they subscribe. They get the shitty Freaks of Cock site along with the others, and check it out because there are some hot girls, and for a laugh. That's it. Click to expand It's a stupid as shit site. I'm currently a member, but only because I joined PornPros for 18yearsold.com and Jurassic Cock. Those two are great. I've even downloaded a couple of FOC scenes. They have a Veronique Vega scene so I had to get that, but it's almost unwatchable, because it's so fucking stupid. Plus, it plays to stereotypes in an almost offensive way. I say almost, because really it's so dumb, who could take it seriously. [Link]
WardqueenJanine Member 914 Posts 2/08	Posted - Jan 29 2009 : 5:53PM This is the lamest shit in porn by far! [Link]
killbillvol69 All-Star Member ^Lucy Pinder 18634 Posts 4/08	Posted - Jan 29 2009 : 5:56PM jrsl76 wrote: It's a stupid as shit site. I'm currently a member, but only because I joined PornPros for 18yearsold.com and Jurassic Cock. Those two are great. I've even downloaded a couple of FOC scenes. They have a Veronique Vega scene so I had to get that, but it's almost unwatchable, because it's so fucking stupid. Plus, it plays to stereotypes in an almost offensive way. I say almost, because really it's so dumb, who could take it seriously. Click to expand Yeah exactly this is what I mean. The only people who will ever bother to check out this site are people who are part of the pornpros network for some of the other sites, and then check out a FOC scene just because they can. They probably don't enjoy it, maybe they laugh, maybe they don't. But they'd never check it out if it wasn't something they weren't already given for free. In other words, the site has no fans. None. (Well, maybe one.) The only reason it exists is because it's thrown in with other sites that people actually do like. And I think there are a few porn sites like that on the net. Total crap, nothing good about them, no one would ever make any effort to actually watch them, and no one has ever enjoyed them. Yet there they are, still existing because they're coupled with some other sites that are good. [edit: added quote] Edited by - killbillvol69 on 1/29/2009 5:57:38 PM [Link]
cumstain187 Member 6 Posts 1/09	Posted - Jan 29 2009 : 6:18PM well hey, i'm a cumshot kinda guy and the bigger the load, the better. When I first saw the site, I was like HOLY SHIT, but then I realized it was fake very quickly, but still.....Something about big titted girls getting sprayed with copius ammounts of cum is always good! For this cumstain, at least! [Link]
killbillvol69 All-Star Member ^Lucy Pinder 18634 Posts 4/08	Posted - Jan 29 2009 : 6:22PM ^See, I did say there may be one fan. Well, we found him. Are you telling me the fact that it's not even real penises doesn't bother you? Why don't you just watch people taking showers? Then they get really wet. [Link]
realtip Deactivated User 2301 Posts 6/04	Posted - Jan 29 2009 : 7:39PM ^The fact that they're not real penises is something you get used to. At first, I was like most of the people on here who found the site to be really stupid and a waste of time. What really got me more into the site was that it featured so many girls that I like to watch. I found that the more scenes I watched from the site, the less bothersome it became. Strangely enough, I actually started to like it more. After a while, I guess you just kinda start ignoring the fact that the dicks are fake, and watch it just for the girls and the crazy cumshots. It would be ideal if the site was able to keep the hysterical enormous cumshots without the fake dicks. But since no human male is capable of producing that much semen in one ejaculation, we know that's impossible. So, it's like you just have to take the good (the cute girls & huge cumshots) along with the bad (the fake dicks). But like I said, the more you watch it, the less annoying, and more funny, it becomes. [Link]
cumstain187 Member 6 Posts 1/09	Posted - Jan 29 2009 : 10:23PM "See, I did say there may be one fan. Well, we found him. Are you telling me the fact that it's not even real penises doesn't bother you? Why don't you just watch people taking showers? Then they get really wet." Look, bitch, I never said I paid for this shit. I strictly professed my fetish for big cumshots. All I have ever seen of this site was the previews, usually involving the girl getting doused with the cum. Hell, how COULD anyone watch the sex?? All I spoke of was the cumshots, and for that reason, I like watching whenever a porn star gets sprayed. As long as they have free previews, i'll go there every blue moon. So yeah, quit trying to think you're witty or clever on a message board. You are mediocre. See, there's always those assholes on message boards, people who think they know everything and assume whatever they want to because they have either been here longer or have the power to erase messages that make them look inept...And obviously this place has them in spades. Or one of them, at least. But I doubt it. [Link]
killbillvol69 All-Star Member ^Lucy Pinder 18634 Posts 4/08	Posted - Jan 29 2009 : 11:56PM ^Don't call me a bitch. This is a friendly place, where insults aren't necessary, or welcome (read the forum etiquette when you get a chance). I didn't say, nor did I assume or insinuate that you're a member of the site, by the way. I just said you're a fan, and I don't think it was crazy of me to say that, considering you talked about initially seeing the site and being into it, then realizing it's fake, but still kinda being into it. I asked you a legit question about whether the fake dicks bothered you, and whether seeing the girls get wet was really all that mattered. That's all. As far as thinking I'm clever or witty... not so much. Even calling me "mediocre" is being a bit nice, I think. Just ask around: here at ADT I'm known for not having much of a sense of humour. In your last paragraph, I don't know what you're getting at. I think maybe you're bringing negative experiences from other message boards here. [Link]
Royal Tee Member 665 Posts 6/07	Posted - Jan 30 2009 : 2:23AM There are no redeeming qualities about those Freaks of Cocks sites. This is a civil fourm so i'll restrain myself from saying what I really feel about that shit. Can you imagine telling some one that you do porn but you don't actually have any kind of intercourse with the ladies. If some dude told me he does FOC scenes I would laugh in his face. I'm sorry those sites are at the bottom of the food chain to me. What really sticks in my craw is that the sexy phat booty Carmen Kinsley would do that sambo bullshit and not do a real IR scene. Not to single out Carmen because other ladies did that too. I mean, I just don't get it. It really bug that these sites are taking up too much space on pics & mini movie sites. Pichunter.com is full of that shit. [Link]

cand86 Member 164 Posts 8/08	Posted - Jan 30 2009 : 3:22AM I've seen clips from the site before, and I have to say that they have their quaint charm. To me, I don't see it as anything different than enjoying scenes of girls with dildos or lesbian scenes with strap-ons. Whether the dick is real or not doesn't matter unless you're worried about the guy getting off (and frankly, in the case of straight porn, I'm usually not); it's still something filling her pussy, and it's big. Not to mention that for people who like the fantasy of freakishly large cocks, well, it does more than well enough. And the girls' reactions and acting are always so funny. The only thing I really dislike about them is the gentleness (so as not to squish the fake dick in an unrealistic way and spoil the fantasy, I'm assuming) and the massive cumshots, probably because I'm not much one for cumshots at all, and even the idea of that much cum- or wosre, a cumlike fake substance!- aimed at anyone's face makes me shudder. So, yeah. It's a sex toy going into a girl, which most people I know tend to enjoy. Are people just pissed off because of the supposed "deceit" that it's a real cock? [Link]
Thunderbird Member 96 Posts 10/07	Posted - Jan 30 2009 : 9:54AM I've asked around and was actually surprised to find out that a significant number of people joined FOC independant of the other PornPros sites. Some were infatuated by the dick size (most thought they were real!), others loved the volume of fake cum but most joined becoz their favorite pornstar was in it. [Link]
john lyons Senior Member Co-founder of Vinegar Syndrome 1188 Posts 1/08	Posted - Jan 30 2009 : 10:38AM Skyscrapper wrote: You're a subscriber to FREAKS OF COCK! Why is a fake porn site with fake dicks and fake cum seeing the light of day? Who's paying for that shit? Shame on you if you're guilty. Shame, shame, shame muther fuckers! Shame! Click to expand Because it's funny knowing people out there think stuff like this is real! [Link]
Irish Caraway Member I like to fist girls. 274 Posts 7/05	Posted - Jan 30 2009 : 11:39AM The main difference is most porn features Cocks of Freaks.... Irish Caraway [Link]
purplemushroom Member 73 Posts 6/07	Posted - Jan 30 2009 : 1:03PM Methinks Skycrapper thou protests way too much! What exactly gives you the right to diss anyone for subscribing to ANY pornsite?! Most of porn is fake and in case you haven't noticed and many a genre has been exaggerated or taken to comical levels. I subscribed to PornPros for a few months and checked out the FOC site a few times as I did the equally hilarious Monster Cock Competition. I don't think for one second the guys behind these sites are not laughing themselves silly making this stuff. Its crazy shit and I for one thing the black dude Mudbone or whatever he calls himself is funny...often unwittingly which is even funnier. The chicks are often stunningly good looking and seeing their faces get hosed by basically a fire extinguisher disguised as a giant rubber dong is FANTASTIC! Pure comedy gold!!!! If you don't like it, don't watch it Mr Skycrapper and all the other people on this thread who seem to be perched on some anti-fake porn high horse! I suggest you all lighten up, simply avoid the site but allow other porn fans to choose what they want to watch. Porn is a broad church...room for the whole spectrum of filth out there...the more the merrier I say and porn that takes itself too seriously is also a massive turn-off. Each to their own...even if its watching a cool crazy brutha with a ludicrous fake 18" rubber cock attached to a wallpaper paste pumping device and game chicks willing to look like victims of the custard pie trick when this Mudbone character has had his fun. Bad taste done right in my opinion. Those cumshots are so over the top they are classic! [Link]
ronin3 Member 82 Posts 10/07	Posted - Jan 30 2009 : 10:10PM The novelty of the idea is that instead of adding glitz and sex to a comedy (anything with pam anderson) they turned it around and added comedy to the glitz and sex. The same level with mud wrestling and foxy boxing, it's lightweight entertainment that's low risk for the girls. I've never seen it but it seems to be offered as a part of the multi-deal you get for signing up to a monthly account. With the down trend in sales these offers at least give the impression that you're getting your moneys worth. Here is a sample from the 1000Facials.com offer. MEMBERSHIP GIVES YOU FULL ACCESS TO ALL THESE SITES: 1000Facials.com MeatMyAss.com Throated.com StuffedPetite.com OnlyTeenBlowjobs.com SoccerMomScore.com LoveYourTits.com ILoveMonsterCocks.com *** ShareMyCock.com ItsABigBlackThing.com 1stInterracial.com XXXPillowTalk.com [Link]
wheat Senior Member You want a toe? I can get you a toe 1131 Posts 4/06	Posted - Jan 30 2009 : 11:37PM 1000facials is terrible value right now. basically only a few of their sites are updating with original content. The main site 1000facials is just using old content from teenforcash and passing it off as new stuff. As for freaks of cock...to the people who signed up thinking they were real dicks...i have magic beans going cheap if you are interested. Edited by - wheat on 1/30/2009 11:43:19 PM [Link]
purplemushroom Member 73 Posts 6/07	Posted - Jan 31 2009 : 6:49AM 1000Facials.com is utter bobbins! A rip-off site if ever there was one. Rehashing porn from the years ago in poor quality resolution. I think the sort of people that subscribe to this site are getting a way worse deal than anyone on PornPros.com (including FOC)...at least these boys update with original content regularly and are adding sites all the time. The quality and sounds are top notch too and I for one reckon the humour on virtually all their sites is cool. As for the theory that some porn fans subscribe to FOC thinking its a real 18" dick is frankly nonsense. I know some of the porn fraternity may not be the sharpest tools in the box, but really!!!!???? As I said, its just bit fun. Nothing more. Still think SkyCrappers is getting hot under the collar for no reason...live and let live mate! Seriously, dude you need to get out more: there's global warming, the war on terror and economic meltdown to really get concerned about. If some sad porn geek like me wants to see a black hosepipe gush a quart of gooey icing sugar all over a pretty young females face and watch her hilarious expressions, why do you care exactly!? I would imagine the stuff that floats your boat might puzzle a few people too...but luckily we live in a free country. [Link]
melt Pornstar Diplomat The pride of Manchester 3763 Posts 1/09	Posted - Jan 31 2009 : 3:36PM I think purplemushroom in a very articulate way has explained what appeals to some when they watch "FOC" All porn is fake in one way or another so lets all accept that what pleases some will irritate and annoy others. No one has the right to tell others what they should or should not enjoy so lets express our views but respect that not everyone will agree with our opinions. [Link]
Skyscrapper Member 667 Posts 12/08	Posted - Jan 31 2009 : 4:42PM You can't get a series or a site where girls suck and fuck and ALWAYS pop cum on their own, but you can find dudes with fake 30 inch dicks spewing yogurt everywhere. How fucking stupid is that? And there are people justifying it. [Link]

purplemushroom Member 73 Posts 6/07	Posted - Feb 2 2009 : 4:49AM Well Mr SkyCrapper, the market ultimately decides and it appears that you dissing people who enjoy zany harmless stuff like FOC isn't exactly causing the outpouring of shame and self-loathing you preach amongst the wider porn fraternity !!! If you feel so strongly about not being able to see the content YOU want then do something about it: go make your own! It isn't exactly rocket science mate. However, if you just want to the standard sucking and fucking stuff you crave, I would venture that the shelves of Adult Stores and the internet are full of this stuff. Bore me to tears frankly but hey, I respect your right to choose and stroke to whatever tickles your fancy. I suggest you apply the same respect to others. [Link]
christianx Senior Member 1883 Posts 9/04	Posted - Feb 2 2009 : 9:25PM its not yogurt, its flour and water thank you very much. lol [Link]
Endless Loop Senior Member Tomatometer 1129 Posts 8/04	Posted - Feb 3 2009 : 5:03AM Not sure why it should surprise anyone? Any rant I ever unleashed for finding a shameless margarita mix cocktail, where a straight up cumshot was supposed to be, has rarely drawn much more than stoic indifference. Actually I commend the savvy entrepreneur, who realized he can hire five hot females to smile for bisquick facials, for what a single cumdodging wallflower would likely charge for appearing opposite a half teaspoon of genuine cum. This, while reaping similiar dues, and the remarkably tolerant adulation, of a less than discriminating audience. Edited by - Endless Loop on 2/3/2009 5:09:40 AM [Link]
Skyscrapper Member 667 Posts 12/08	Posted - Feb 3 2009 : 1:41PM christianx wrote: its not yogurt, its flour and water thank you very much. lol Click to expand That's worse! Lol. [Link]
The DMan Senior Member 1844 Posts 6/07	Posted - Feb 3 2009 : 2:40PM wheat wrote: As for freaks of cock...to the people who signed up thinking they were real dicks...i have magic beans going cheap if you are interested. Click to expand No way! I have some beachfront property in Arizona that I'm willing to sell. [Link]