You watch a ton of porn when you start recognizing the same outfits used for multiple scenes. I like the scene with Luna Star and Priya Price in Elegant Angels Massive Boobs Vol. 3. They start off wearing a black bikini with green trim. Then scrolling AEBN for some new content to watch, I come across Elegant Angel's Oil Explosion with Karlee Grey and Keisha Grey wearing the same black and green bikini. Definitely led me to purchase that movie. :)
... the double-headed dildos are broken out. You start to think penises with only one side are deficient. In the '80s, during the classic era of porn, you'd see solo scenes where a mere single-headed dildo was stuck to a mirror. And I loved watching a woman lower herself onto the thing, and seeing her from both angles simultaneously. Then finally, someone discovered the double-headed dildo in a store, and realized, hmm, you know all those under-performing men we used to hire? We can get rid of them and just have these! Best decision ever.
Having enjoyed looking at G/G/Lesbian Erotica & Porn ever since I was a jerk-off teenager, and having had relationships with straight, bi and kinky FemDom Lesbians over the years, I've concluded that the traditional cis-het, patriarchal, hetero-normative way of doing business is for pussies and their prick boyfriends. Not only does oral sex between a man & a woman suck, it blows. And don't get me started on all those assholes doing anal. This juvenile bit of wordplay may also indicate that an unhealthy fascination with G/G Porn and subsequent masturbation, may indeed lead to madness.
Yes, two heads are better than one. Plus, once all the coked-out cocksmen started succumbing to whiskey-dick, not to mention HIV/AIDS rearing its ugly head in the 80s, the Ladies began taking matters into their own hands, so to speak, and G/G/Lesbian Porn really took off. Praise be to Sappho.
When someone asks for scene recommendations and you finally press send at 3a after writing a dissertation-length post detailing nearly a hundred recommendations that are all from your personal collection.
When a healthy straight guy looks at a hot girl and instead of imagining having sex with her, he's imagining her having a hot threesome with Angela White & Alexis Texas, maybe it's time to pause the subscription to Lez-Bo-Rama 24/7/365 for a while. Then again, I hear that "Angie" (as I like to call her) and "Lexi" (hey, we all have our own pet names for our favorite stars, right? I ain't no porn-addicted weirdo, okay?) are supposed to be really smokin' hot together in Lesbian Biker Bitches in Heat, Part 127! So yeah, I'll just re-subscribe, and maybe invite hot little What's Her Name from Starbucks over to catch a few flicks with my Girls.
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Posted - Jul 2 2024 : 9:07AM