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Digital Lust
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10/11
Posted - Oct 14 2012 : 6:59PM
What is your jerk off station like? How do you clean up after?
I personally jerk off in my basement where I have a carpet under the computer. I just sit on my chair and blow my load on the carpet. I just leave my load there without cleaning up after. I should start cleaning though because there is an unpleasant smell in that area lol. Any suggestions for good cleaning liquids?
Edited by - digital lust on Oct 14 2012
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His Dudeness
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Shut the fuck up, Donny!!
2793 Posts
4/10
Posted - Oct 14 2012 : 7:10PM
I jerk off at my desk and I cum into hand towels. My clean up method is my girl doing the laundry.
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ControlFreak
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At the end of the day, it is what it is.
629 Posts
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Posted - Oct 14 2012 : 7:16PM
If I don't have a passenger, I pull off on the side of the road and open the passenger door so the oncomming cars can't see me.
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HeyNow All-Star Supporter
Oblivious

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Posted - Oct 14 2012 : 8:03PM
Nearly 9 years ago, I admitted nearly the exact same thing. Well, dropping a load on a carpet. Many times.
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Breeze
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One Smokin Hot Chic
532 Posts
11/08
Posted - Oct 14 2012 : 10:34PM
my jerk off station is on the couch, I cum in a blanket and rub it on me. Yes I am sick and twisted.
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SexShopGrl
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5/11
Posted - Oct 15 2012 : 8:16AM
^I'm staying the fuck away from blankets at your house.
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His Dudeness
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Shut the fuck up, Donny!!
2793 Posts
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Posted - Oct 15 2012 : 3:26PM
^ Lmao!
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stinkfist
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Subterfuge......
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4/07
Posted - Oct 15 2012 : 6:15PM
If you can be pictured with an Elvis lookalike you can cope with cum blankets :) or maybe Breeze is all shook up..his cock was anyway :)
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stinkfist
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Subterfuge......
7401 Posts
4/07
Posted - Oct 15 2012 : 6:18PM
I jerk off at my computer then launch my load onto the laminate floor then get up and with my socks on i "skate" over the cum to soak it up i then do a handstand and walk on my hands to the kitchen and bend over and put my feet in the bin then peel my socks off.After making a cup of tea i go back to the bedroom with a smile on my face.
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Digital Lust
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10/11
Posted - Oct 15 2012 : 6:23PM
^I'd go broke from buying socks using that technique.
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SexShopGrl
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F is for Forty and Fabulous!
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Posted - Oct 15 2012 : 8:28PM
You guys are so fucking gross!
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urthoughts
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Posted - Oct 16 2012 : 3:02AM
thats what paper towels are for (they dont stick to your dick)
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mdt424
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Posted - Oct 16 2012 : 7:20AM
As far as where...any where I can get away with it and clean up is easy, I just wipe it up with my fingers and eat it. I'm not bi or gay so it doesn't fall into the category of being use to it. My girl wanted me to "clean" her pussy up once after I came in it & I've been hooked ever since. Oh ya, for you guys, she was soooo turned from me doing that she came over & over and begs for me to do it now.
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Rubberhole
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Posted - Oct 16 2012 : 3:40PM
You guys DEFINITELY have skidmarks...
PS...I blow a load on my stomach then sip the puddle of scum out of my bellybutton with a straw...
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JohnW
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Posted - Oct 17 2012 : 4:17PM
Station? I guess I should have one but I haven't really thought of it that way. But masturbation is a hobby of mine, and I like it, so I guess it makes sense to invest in it. What should an ideal station look like? Maybe Alex have some ideas for design?
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Hardware All-Star Supporter
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Your other left
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Posted - Oct 17 2012 : 4:28PM
Does a jerk-off station come complete with whooping sirens, a la Star Trek?
Now hear this! Now hear this! Man your jerk off stations! Man your jerk off stations! Pornography has been sighted!
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HeyNow All-Star Supporter
Oblivious

Gold Star Hey!
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Posted - Oct 17 2012 : 4:39PM
It should!!
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Hardware All-Star Supporter
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Your other left
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Posted - Oct 17 2012 : 6:10PM
Unfortunately, my neighbors would not be amused.
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His Dudeness
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Shut the fuck up, Donny!!
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Posted - Oct 17 2012 : 7:28PM
Where ever you jerk off is your station.
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HeyNow All-Star Supporter
Oblivious

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Posted - Oct 17 2012 : 7:34PM
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HeyNow All-Star Supporter
Oblivious

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Posted - Oct 17 2012 : 7:35PM
Yes, they are called fapkins.
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His Dudeness
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Shut the fuck up, Donny!!
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Posted - Oct 17 2012 : 8:16PM
^ Where's the lube??
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Macster
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Posted - Oct 18 2012 : 7:59AM
And look at the size of that bin !!
Thats a serious frapping station.......
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urthoughts
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Posted - Oct 18 2012 : 1:04PM
all thats missing is a sandwich 4 when ur done
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DickGozinya
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9/12
Posted - Oct 18 2012 : 4:21PM
A little CSI note for ya'all, get a UV light and have a look around your place, it might make you think twice about your cleaning efforts
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Savoy All-Star Supporter
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Sucker for Sinners
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12/06
Posted - Oct 23 2012 : 12:25AM
Why?! why?! Why would you cum on the carpet?!? Someone tell me why...
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urthoughts
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it takes a real wolf to expose true sheep
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7/12
Posted - Oct 23 2012 : 12:27AM
^ there is no need, lay a trash bag on the floor to catch the mother load
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angryDragon
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486 Posts
10/12
Posted - Oct 26 2012 : 9:45AM
...am I the only guy who shoots it straight into the toilet?
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davebowman
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294 Posts
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Posted - Oct 27 2012 : 8:39AM
I usually just get my girlfriend to lick it off.
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scorpiusdeus
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Nice thing about tattoos, I'm spending much less on porn now.
225 Posts
9/11
Posted - Nov 28 2012 : 5:36PM
A jackoff "station" FUCK!!!! I've been doing it wrong this whole damned time? Does it require a special chair, a lube holder, what size screen are we talking here?
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sickguy
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9/06
Posted - Nov 28 2012 : 7:54PM
I used to do it in a sock a bunch of times until the sock got pretty gross then throw it out. Then one day I got all paranoid that if I died, and family were cleaning my bachelor pad and going through all my stuff, one poor familty member would discover it so now I do it in a paper towel and throw it out right after...lol.
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RandomPrecision
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Enjoy!
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3/06
Posted - Dec 11 2012 : 3:24AM
I beat off at my desk. I have a roll of paper towels. I usually blow my load in my pubes and clean up with a sheet of paper towel. Done.
Edited by - randomprecision on 12/11/2012 3:36:03 AM
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RandomPrecision
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Enjoy!
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Posted - Dec 11 2012 : 3:40AM
I think she'd really be grossed out if I told her what I do with my fingers on my free hand while I jerk off. The best part is I don't wash up before I shake people's hands.
Edited by - randomprecision on 12/11/2012 3:40:56 AM
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HeyNow All-Star Supporter
Oblivious

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Posted - Dec 11 2012 : 11:04AM
Yeah, but are you shaking lots of hands? "Good to see you, sir!" "Hello, ma'am!"
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RandomPrecision
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Enjoy!
8175 Posts
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Posted - Dec 11 2012 : 9:39PM
^ Actually, I worry about where THEIR hands have been. I usually forget where mine have been.
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LeyaFalcon
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1000 Posts
12/12
Posted - Dec 16 2012 : 4:13AM
Get some spot shot to get that shit out the carpet then start putting a towel down in that spot, even if you leave the mess there you can just throw the towel in the laundry when it starts to stink
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sickguy
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Posted - Dec 16 2012 : 11:31AM
Or you can do what I said and realize two rolls of paper towels cost like 5 bucks and will last you a long time
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