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This has probably been done to death before so feel free to ignore or point me to the thread. This is for that moment in your porn-watching career that made you go "WTF" just happened there?..quickly followed by a rewind and a rewatch...maybe even several (dozen) times. Can we please exclude any accidental anal leakage talk from this discussion? :) I'm talking about an act so depraved or new (to you) you felt like a new era in porn had begun. For me there are 2 that come immediately to mind: 1 - Watching Annette Schwarz snort cum for the first time. I think it was a Mike John film. She took a good sized load in her hand during a gang bang, looks at the camera and shoves her nose in it and snorts it up..all of it. WTF??? I've never seen anyone else do it since and I think Annette probably has at least a half-dozen scenes where she does it. She even used a straw in at least one scene but I don't know which film it was. 2 - Heather, she of IDeepThroat fame. I had been watching her stuff for a while then one day I come across a clip that elevated her to #1 in my Blow Job Hall Of Fame. Just as her old man starts to spurt she goes down all the way and actually takes the load deep in her throat. WTF??? I think I have 6 of her scenes where she did this. Absolutely incredible and again, I have *NEVER* seen anyone else do this or even come close. I figured Annette Schwartz would try but even she didn't do it or I'm sure I would have heard of it. fixed subject line Edited by - heynow on Jul 9 2011
I'm not sure that these are all WTF as much as OMG moments but here goes: Lili Marlene doing A2M with John Holmes in Backdoor Romance. Peter North pulling out of a recumbent Marilyn Chambers and launching his load clear past her head in Marilyn Chambers' Private Fantasies 4. Kimberly Dawn swallowing all of Sean Michaels' tool in Adventures Of Mr. Tootsie Pole. Tiffany Mynx pulling Peter North's tool out of Tera Heart's ass and doing A2OGM in Cumback Pussy 9. Tiny Bamboo getting double stuffed by two of the biggest cocks in porn in Black Cravings. Max Hardcore throat fucking Kami in Planet Max 8 - you can actually see her neck bulge. Anita (I don't do anal *) Dark doing anal in Sklaven seiner Herrin. Sabrina Johnson doing DAP in Gangbang Girl 18. Zara Whites doing anal with Rocco Siffredi in Anal Nation - shouldn't this girl be on a fashion runway? Danielle Rogers appearing in a Gutter Mouths movie - certainly didn't see that one coming. Christina Angel in Depraved Fantasies 6 - another... unexpected change of pace, shall we say? Charmane Star doing anal with Max Hardcore in Hollywood Hardcore 6. That's all I can think of for now. * Yes, I know Anita Dark did several anals early in her career but for those of us who were introduced to her in American made movies those early scenes were eye opening, to say the least.
I had a different sort of WTF moment, after I read about K-Beech suing torrent pirates, so I googled K-Beech. The part of it I recognized is the Cherry Boxxx label. Pirating that is dumpster diving. Free garbage is not quite free when it takes bandwidth and time to download and disk space to store.
My first porn viewing was a mid-70s movie called "Sweet Cakes." In the very first scene, was a threesome featuring a scraggly white guy, Serena, and a black girl. It ended, as I recall, with the guy pulling out of the black girl's pussy and cumming on Serena's face. I was thus introduced to porn, FFM, one girl eating another's pussy while the latter is getting fucked, interracial sex, the eroticism of the facial, and maybe P2OGM and post-cum head. All simulaneously. After that, not much has fazed me. One that did was an Aurora Snow scene relatively early in her career when she got DPPed by a black guy and a white guy. I was blown away by such an innocent-looking relative newbie doing that. I was sure a new era in porn had begun when Teri Weigel went from Playmate to porn, but, sadly, that hasn't happened. I was hoping that a new era an JAV, or at least a new series, was in the offing when a couple of girls did videos in which they got fucked in a roomful of 100 spectators, but the series died after two videos, I think.
Has to be Prince Yahshua performing his f150/the atom bomb move, completeley killed the scene only because I couldn't stop laughing my ass off. Check it out.
How about Home Made Freakshow where Sweetie Pie puts a 12 inch rod up her mans pee hole and he likes it so much he orgasms. Had to watch that a few times to make sure what I was watching was real. www.BlackMarketxxx.com
Can you imagine being young and walking in on your parents as they were locked together like that lol,what do you say to that "Mom,Dad do you want a spanner"
^I would have probably ended up in the local orphanage. Dad would have killed Mom for sure with that move not much left of Dad either, I would have certainly finished him off for doing that to my mom, lol. :)
For me it has to be Belladonna with the baseball bat. Couldn't believe my eyes when I first saw because I didn't think something like that was humanly possible.
And on that fateful day, the hatred consumed me... 1423 Posts 3/09
Posted - Jul 13 2011 : 3:35AM
Not much makes me "Oh-Em-Jee" or "Doubleyoo-Tee-Eff" any more in porn, but when it did, what comes to mind was the ending of the Jade Marcela scene in 'Ass Worship 1'... Enough to make anyone start omg-ing and zomg-ing, back in the heady gonzo days of early last decade. Edited by - Dubious_Leftovers on 7/13/2011 3:37:21 AM
my gf has taken a baseball bat in her ass. but my wtf moment was a porn i watched awhile ago where a girl got fisted on a tennis court. caught me off guard.
Fisting queen Colette Sigma did a "WTF?" fisting scene in one of those DBM or Magma titles from the 1990's. Colette + 1 girl + 1 guy It goes from regular fuck to fisting + fucking to fisting + anal to anal fisting to double fisting to ???.. (I lost track). Just when you think it can't get any kinkier, they change to a different configuration, and several of the position changes happen while the girl maintains her fist inside Colette.
i don't know the name, but i just did a quick google image search of "tennis court fisting" and its the first few set of images that come up. Blonde girl with pigtails. PM me and i can send you a pic of the bat in my gf's ass.
The shared look between Brandon Iron and Joey Silvera in Service Animals 9 when they realize that Bisexual Britni was going to take everything Brandon could dish out and still want more. (Earlier in that same scene, Britni consumes Felix Viscious's vomit but that's not something I needed to see over and over again. Twice was enough.) Annette Schwarz flicking cigarette ashes on Lorelei Lee's eyeballs in a scene for Jake Malone. The look of primal rage/lust in Melissa Lauren's eyes in Service Animals 18 and then in I Wanna Be Face Fucked. Melissa Lauren's incredible gagging/drooling in I Wanna Be Face Fucked. Sasha Grey's opening narration for Gang Bang My Face. Spectacularly funny.
I woke up today and everything is still everything! 400 Posts 1/09
Posted - Aug 23 2011 : 3:12AM
pulling the pud to a scene in a compilation only to find out that the "compiler" was bootlegging....pirating music. I've heard everything from Jean Luc Ponty to LTJ Bukem. LEISURE TIME IS NOTORIOUS FOR THIS!!! WTF? if producers worry about "tube sites" and "torrents" stealing their work (as noted in several threads here) what about producers stealing the work of musicians w/o paying royalties?
the first time i watched a Max Hardcore scene he was throat fucking the shit out of this chick then proceeded to fist here, never saw anything like that.
Fat bottomed girls make the rockin' world go round! 1551 Posts 5/09
Posted - Aug 23 2011 : 6:58PM
Desiree Cousteau's enema scene, in the title, "Pretty Peaches". She blasted a shot of clear water out of her ass. It was one of the first porn films I ever saw, in this old theater on Third street, in Louisville, back in the 70's, and I wasn't ready for what I saw. Later, I read a bio of Desiree Cousteau, where she told how she and her boyfriend were into enemas at that time.
Fat bottomed girls make the rockin' world go round! 1551 Posts 5/09
Posted - Aug 23 2011 : 7:41PM
Indeed. I always liked the comedy of Howie Mandell. He told about the time he and his friends would go to pOrn theaters, back in the day, with squirt guns, loaded with Jergen's lotion. They would squirt the back of the necks of the "raincoaters" sitting in front of them. lol Edit, because that may have been a WTF moment also, for those "raincoaters". They hear a moan behind them, and suddenly they feel a wet substance on the back of their necks. They grab their neck and exclaim, WTF! Edited by - dogzcatcher on 8/23/2011 7:46:49 PM
LOL WTF. I think it was when I saw Jeanie Marie get the Max Hardcore treatment. Honestly couldn't believe she was doing it. That and the first time I saw an anal prolapse. That freaked me out.
speaking of bong, a friend of mine showed me some screens of a movie where they supposedly had a bong set up in a chicks pussy or ass (i cant remember which) and were actually smoking out of it. god we laughed our asses off, classic, weird shit. i forgot all about it until reading about the cum bong made me think of it.
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Posted - Aug 25 2011 : 2:32AM
Wow I am a novice. I was thinking the triple penetration by a few known starlets. I've been a fan of Annette Schwarz since the GGG days but haven't seen her recent stuff..missed the snorting the cum. hahaha Give me a good 'ol gangbang and facials and I'm happy. Extreme stuff...I don't want to get too desensitized.
The way Private used to do their soundtracks (don't know if they still do it because I haven't seen a Private flick in a long time) had me scratching my head more than a few times. It always seemed like a shame. It was essentially quality smut with really strange sound effects and lots of aural discontinuities. It was pretty cool to watch while stoned, however. Edited by - randomprecision on 8/25/2011 3:23:07 AM
I've got two, but I'm showing my age (just slightly here)... First one was Rosebud's Two Women (1992). Introduced me to the very fine Dominique Simone. A scene with her and Randy Spears opened the film. Two WTFs about this scene. First, they shot the scene...and then shot a monitor OF the scene, and that's what opens the movie. Hot scene, but already a little wonky. Then, for the popshot Randy straddles Dominique's (impressive) chest and starts jerking himself off. Right as he starts shooting on her the first sounds she makes is a very odd sounding, "Ohhh nooo. YES!" Err, confused much? Never did hear an explanation for that one. The second one was likely on a WTF for me, as I didn't know the starlet I was watching well enough. Sodomania 3 (1993). Tiffany Mynx, Randy Spears, and Jon Dough. Hot scene. One of my favorite of the the Mynxster's long list. However, at the end the guys sit on either side of her and jerk off into her shoes. Now, I'll admit, at the time I watched this film I didn't realize that Ms. Mynx had a SERIOUS foot fetish thing going. So I'm sitting there staring at the screen going, "WTF." Of course, Tiffany doesn't disappoint because she then drinks the load out of each shoe. Nice...
Shake for me girl... I wanna be your backdoorman ! 2776 Posts 10/07
Posted - Aug 26 2011 : 7:56PM
My two biggest early on were Desiree Cousteau's enema scene in a bathroom and then spraying the dude like a fire hydrant and the other was Long Jeanne Silver fucking a guy up the butt with her leg stump. Eeeeekkkkk !
Now that's the kind of kink I wouldn't mind seeing. Strap ons are pretty boring but if nothing else, stumping is novel enough to hole my interest for a while.
You mean the terrible dubbing? The worst part is that they did it *during the sex* too. In what were otherwise some of the hottest scenes I've ever seen you can't actually hear the moans of the people ON THE SCREEN, but anonymous others instead, even for sex noises that are in no particular language. I'd much rather have the entire thing be in a language I don't understand, if that's what it takes for the sex sounds to be those of the actual actresses! Or better yet, keep the original sound but have voice-over narration to explain what's going on, or maybe subtitles like a few French and Russian sites I know of do. (Private themselves have sometimes done the former.) Another WTF on Private's part (no pun intended), which affects one of the very same movies... rereleasing an "ultimate edition" or whatever they called it of The Pyramid and not only failing to fix the sound issues, but also *leaving out the famous harem scene*. Ludicrous! Edited by - Abel Semen on 8/28/2011 2:11:54 AM Edited by - Abel Semen on 8/28/2011 2:50:27 AM
In one of the scenes in "Hustler Hardcore Vault 4" Brittney Skye spits cum all over the camera lens and then proceeds to play with it. Never seen that before, and to be honest I don't really want to see it again! It seemed like a waste of cum that would have been better used covering her amazing boobs!
another one the scene where Diamond Kitty takes a 20inch rubber dick puts it all the way in here pussy & then shoot into another girls asshole http://i.imgur.com/Jpj2Q.gif Edited by - DJboutit2 on 8/28/2011 1:46:52 PM
Lol, I had a wtf porn moment quite recently. In the 13th second of the Gape Lovers 7 trailer you see a new porn girl taking an incredibly long dildo down her ass. I like to know how she managed to do that. Check the trailer here: http://www.evilangelvideo.com/title/1000009610
A scene i caught on a tube site of Jenna Haze double fisting Belladonna in pussy & ass. Think it might be a bonus scene or behind the scenes from one of Belladonna's DVDs. Not sure which one & thought DVDs sold in US couldn't have any fisting in them.
There are probably some scenes like this, but this is the only one I'm aware of: Jessi Stone's blacksonblondes scene, where she gangbanged and facialed by several black guys, and then her "boyfriend" gives her a big kiss right on her cum-covered mouth. WTF?
Any scene that involves double pussy penetration or that cuckold shit where the guys "clean up." Naaaaaasty. Other than that, the typical WTF moments usually involve the most extreme performers such as Ava Devine, Tory Lane and Kelly Wells.
