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Eric381
Deactivated User

What are you looking at? It
2452 Posts
3/05
Posted - Nov 3 2006 : 7:43PM
Chubby-dodgers? Naawww...
absynth
Member

absynth makes the heart grow fonder
434 Posts
8/06
Posted - Nov 3 2006 : 7:46PM
How about "Ambulance Chasers" for a line that takes a reverse on the MILF premise? :P
john thomas
Deactivated User

1168 Posts
6/06
Posted - Nov 3 2006 : 7:47PM
Yes. But 'Cradle Snatching' would be even better.
ma meeshka
Iconoclastic Member

3939 Posts
4/06
Posted - Nov 3 2006 : 11:05PM
dana, i'm not 21, i'm 20, and i can pretend to be whatever age you like. i'm also thin, and i don't look like your dad. we should sex.
 
DanaDeArmond
Porn Unicorn

TheInternetsGirlfriend.com
2786 Posts
1/06
Posted - Nov 3 2006 : 11:52PM
i would totally be in favor of doing cradle robbing titles... because i am no milf by any stretch of the imagination... i love the idea of picking up young boys in the high school parking lot after school and asking them if they want to make some easy cash doing odd jobs around my house.
ma meeshka
Iconoclastic Member

3939 Posts
4/06
Posted - Nov 3 2006 : 11:53PM
oh, well, then, maybe i'll pass... i'm not really about doing chores.
absynth
Member

absynth makes the heart grow fonder
434 Posts
8/06
Posted - Nov 3 2006 : 11:58PM
I'm a shade over 30, but can pass for 18... I also cook, clean, etc etc etc...
Twizted6
Senior Member

Good & Evil is merely a matter of perspective, I perfer to call myself... Determined
1229 Posts
7/05
Posted - Nov 4 2006 : 12:25AM
I don't do windows.
Bob All-Star Supporter
All-Star Member

5516 Posts
3/03
Posted - Nov 4 2006 : 1:02AM
I'll work on your plumbing, Dana.
JAGnLA All-Star Supporter
All-Star Member

people pay me NOT to get naked
1944 Posts
2/04
Posted - Nov 4 2006 : 1:42AM
Well, yeah, expecting too much from anything on the internet is silly!
But I don't see how wasting time on MySpace is any different than wasting time on ADT. There both just pleasant diversions with their own unique pros & cons.

The Poor Woman's Mandingo!!!

threesomebody
Official BlowBang Judge

Would you like my autograph?
2491 Posts
12/04
Posted - Nov 4 2006 : 7:14AM
My statement has nothing to do with time.
katsirk
Member

Crush on Greg....mmm
812 Posts
7/06
Posted - Nov 4 2006 : 7:25AM
DanaDeArmond
Porn Unicorn

TheInternetsGirlfriend.com
2786 Posts
1/06
Posted - Nov 4 2006 : 11:56AM
ahem.
"odd jobs" is code for "have sex with my butthole"
Bob All-Star Supporter
All-Star Member

5516 Posts
3/03
Posted - Nov 4 2006 : 4:05PM
"Plumbing" is code for . . .
 
absynth
Member

absynth makes the heart grow fonder
434 Posts
8/06
Posted - Nov 4 2006 : 5:20PM
as if that wouldn't be payment enough, you are also offering cash?
Eric381
Deactivated User

What are you looking at? It
2452 Posts
3/05
Posted - Nov 4 2006 : 6:30PM
I'd like to snake her drain
Dumping some liquid drano in her food trap should be payment enough (remember, think "code words" )
Dana, do you still have your clit/taint piercing(s)?
skronker
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Scopophiliac
9780 Posts
9/02
Posted - Nov 4 2006 : 6:32PM
Charming.
Eric381
Deactivated User

What are you looking at? It
2452 Posts
3/05
Posted - Nov 4 2006 : 6:33PM
I know,...I'm a fuckin' pig.
DanaDeArmond
Porn Unicorn

TheInternetsGirlfriend.com
2786 Posts
1/06
Posted - Nov 4 2006 : 9:11PM
yes i still have my hood and fourchette piercings. i take them out on occasion, but i dont think they're ever goingto close. ive had them for over 7 years.
ma meeshka
Iconoclastic Member

3939 Posts
4/06
Posted - Nov 4 2006 : 11:13PM
oooo, and i get paid for this?
nietzsche
Deactivated User

5470 Posts
8/03
Posted - Nov 5 2006 : 2:34AM
You are my next new fiancee.
nietzsche
Deactivated User

5470 Posts
8/03
Posted - Nov 5 2006 : 2:41AM
Undress.
Robbie
Member

884 Posts
1/05
Posted - Nov 6 2006 : 12:17PM
How about Borat?
DanaDeArmond
Porn Unicorn

TheInternetsGirlfriend.com
2786 Posts
1/06
Posted - Nov 6 2006 : 12:59PM
uh, what about borat?
 
Ramsey
Senior Member

Trina Michaels fan
10332 Posts
10/02
Posted - Nov 6 2006 : 1:16PM
We need a porn version of Borat. Like the anti-hero getting the girls!
Robbie
Member

884 Posts
1/05
Posted - Nov 6 2006 : 1:37PM
Would you?
DanaDeArmond
Porn Unicorn

TheInternetsGirlfriend.com
2786 Posts
1/06
Posted - Nov 6 2006 : 2:26PM
im not really into body hair or antisemitism
Robbie
Member

884 Posts
1/05
Posted - Nov 6 2006 : 2:42PM
Yeah, me too
DanaDeArmond
Porn Unicorn

TheInternetsGirlfriend.com
2786 Posts
1/06
Posted - Nov 6 2006 : 6:18PM
suuuuuuuuuure
Brian_Wallace
Member

108 Posts
6/04
Posted - Nov 6 2006 : 7:43PM
Why do you think "Borat" is antisemitic? You DO know that the comedian who plays Borat, Sacha Boran Cohen, is Jewish, don't you? A Jewish comedian made an antisemitic film?

Brian

DanaDeArmond
Porn Unicorn

TheInternetsGirlfriend.com
2786 Posts
1/06
Posted - Nov 6 2006 : 8:01PM
yes i DO know that, but the point is that while exposing actual racist people he is developing some pretty hateful catch phases americas youth will no doubt go around repeating....

remember when dave chappelle did the blind racist bit and tons of little white kids were running around using the N word and shouting "white power"

believe me, i undestand the intent and i get the humor... but i think for those who dont "get it" its just kind of tasteless.

Brian_Wallace
Member

108 Posts
6/04
Posted - Nov 6 2006 : 8:10PM

I understand your point of view but it's not really Chapelle or Cohen's fault that their humor is turned into misappropriated catch phrases. Our best humorists shouldn't have to worry about how their humor may be misused when they create it.

I don't think kids learned the N word from the Chapelle/blind racist skit. They just felt that they now had an excuse to use it without as many repercussions.

Brian

DanaDeArmond
Porn Unicorn

TheInternetsGirlfriend.com
2786 Posts
1/06
Posted - Nov 6 2006 : 9:17PM
well and that i dont think this borat character is all that funny

i like ali g and the gay one, boy that gay one sure makes rednecks upset. love it.

his gay guy character should have a movie. i'd probably go watch that.

Edited by - danadearmond on 11/6/2006 9:18:54 PM

skronker
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Scopophiliac
9780 Posts
9/02
Posted - Nov 6 2006 : 9:28PM
I think kids began using the N word a long time before Chappelle put it on TV. And Jews are the most anti-Semitic people I know.
 
DanaDeArmond
Porn Unicorn

TheInternetsGirlfriend.com
2786 Posts
1/06
Posted - Nov 6 2006 : 10:00PM
yeah no kidding. its super tacky.

now lets get back to talking about cute and awesome i am.

Eric381
Deactivated User

What are you looking at? It
2452 Posts
3/05
Posted - Nov 6 2006 : 10:11PM
I wouldn't agree with that...maybe not politically correct, but not hateful.

If they "don't get it", IMO, they live a sheltered life anyway. Gotta expand your horizons.

DanaDeArmond
Porn Unicorn

TheInternetsGirlfriend.com
2786 Posts
1/06
Posted - Nov 6 2006 : 10:26PM
yeah i am pretty PC
thats probably why they call me the most conservative person in my family.
ma meeshka
Iconoclastic Member

3939 Posts
4/06
Posted - Nov 6 2006 : 10:32PM
dana, what music have you been listening to lately?
DanaDeArmond
Porn Unicorn

TheInternetsGirlfriend.com
2786 Posts
1/06
Posted - Nov 6 2006 : 11:05PM
vivid alt girls lie cd soundtrack.
pinback,
built to spill.
david bowie.

havent been listening to much music lately.

ma meeshka
Iconoclastic Member

3939 Posts
4/06
Posted - Nov 6 2006 : 11:48PM
that's cool, i might check some of thoes bands out.

i've been listening to the locust and the melvins. i think they're both awesome. they do really creative things with time signatures and play in unconventional ways.

and the locust look like bugs! LIKE BUGS! it's sweet.

DanaDeArmond
Porn Unicorn

TheInternetsGirlfriend.com
2786 Posts
1/06
Posted - Nov 7 2006 : 12:38AM
i used to have a crush on justin pearson like 6 years ago. :(
oh and i listen to a lot of classical in the car... helps with the road rage.
skronker
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Scopophiliac
9780 Posts
9/02
Posted - Nov 7 2006 : 12:47AM
I listen to a lot of Shostakovich, Bach (solo cello, Glenn Gould), and uber-modern string quartet stuff .... but sometimes it's Kronos doing Mexican cantina music, so i don't think that counts. It helps to erase the incessant and day-long screams of little children at play downstairs in back of the house. I need to find a step-MILF to go step on them.
DanaDeArmond
Porn Unicorn

TheInternetsGirlfriend.com
2786 Posts
1/06
Posted - Nov 7 2006 : 12:50AM
you have a baby infestation? i will be happy to dispatch them for you.

dana dearmond child assassin. i like the sound of that.

skronker
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Scopophiliac
9780 Posts
9/02
Posted - Nov 7 2006 : 12:58AM
Next time you're in Brooklyn. Please!

I swear, you can hear some of them bawling in the background of the Tristan podcast. We did some of the interview in the super baby coffee shop. On the corner. It was so much fun to have Tristan talking about anal sex within earshot of some of these newbie Mommy-types and their precious parasites.

I'm hanging in, because rent is cheap and I have a huge space, but it gets scarier by the day.

ma meeshka
Iconoclastic Member

3939 Posts
4/06
Posted - Nov 7 2006 : 1:07AM
really?! that so cool! did you know him personally? or was that a fangirl crush?

i listen to pantera and mudvayne in the car. probably not the best thing i could do. classical would be good. something mellowing.

DanaDeArmond
Porn Unicorn

TheInternetsGirlfriend.com
2786 Posts
1/06
Posted - Nov 7 2006 : 1:25AM
i was just a fan.
i met him years later. at a record label convention in las vegas.
he wasnt like a dude in a band to me anymore and i wasnt like a porn star to anyone there.

we are just two normal people. its funny.
im like... oh yeah hi nice to meet you justin, im dana. oh hey yeah nice to meet you too, we are all going to find some chinese food. ok i have dinner plans. ok bye.

tra-la-la

ok yeah im a weirdo.
ive had some obscure band boy crushes in the past, thats all behind me now.
i just like hot ladies and one very young boy.

skronker
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Scopophiliac
9780 Posts
9/02
Posted - Nov 7 2006 : 1:28AM
Do you pimp him out for rent money?
You could be the first female suitcase pimp. That would be kinda cool.
DanaDeArmond
Porn Unicorn

TheInternetsGirlfriend.com
2786 Posts
1/06
Posted - Nov 7 2006 : 1:35AM
actually i do, he does scenes with many a milf. and i dont mean like charlotte stokely milf... i mean like, actual 48 year olds.

he loves it though.
he eats nothing but cookies and creme protien powder drink.
and he washes dishes.

hes the best little whore ever!

ma meeshka
Iconoclastic Member

3939 Posts
4/06
Posted - Nov 7 2006 : 1:43AM
yeah, i know what you're saying. most musicians i've met have been so much older than me that i might as well be their son's friend, but now that i'm a little older it'd be more like just casually meeting someone and shooting the breeze.

as long as you're not crushing on some emo douche, and it's some badass from a sweet hardcore band, i don't see a problem with that. i have a thing for the girls from kittie. meow!

hot ladies and young boys are good. well, not to me, but i can see how that works for you and that's cool. i prefer g/g porn anyway, and i don't understand the haters.

katsirk
Member

Crush on Greg....mmm
812 Posts
7/06
Posted - Nov 7 2006 : 1:43AM
Thanks for noticing! Fucking MySpacers!

SWALLOW!


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