now, i am nowhere near coordiated enough to own a pool table. a swimming pool, swimming i can do, i grew up in the sunshine state.
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Eric381 Deactivated User
What are you looking at? It 2452 Posts 3/05
Posted - Nov 7 2006 : 3:42AM
Hannibal Lechter comes to mind as I envision this...I second meeshka's thrash metal & death-rock for the ride home. Nothing makes me wanna punch 80-90mph on US 22 more. Boy, I miss my Scott Ian goatee
It takes time, besides, you don't actually need coordination to OWN a pool table ~ unless you plan on carrying it in by yourself? Dare I ask, where you any good in geometry class?
all the video games i've played have given me excellent hand eye coordination, and my instincts with that kind of stuff are highly developed. which is pretty awesome. i love playing pool. especially strip pool. with chicks.
I was groovin' on this thread bein' where it was, doin' a leisurely backstroke in the Porn Pool.
***Bob gnashes his teeth and shakes his clenched fist at the cruel heavens.***
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I'd like to stay but I've got a plane to catch. 3243 Posts 5/06
Posted - Nov 8 2006 : 3:23AM
Gnashing your teeth and shaking clenched fist at the heavens while doin a leisuring backstroke in the pool, you're not related to that guy in the electricity shirt getting ready to take a shower in those propane commercials by any chance?
Deep Within The Consciousness Of My Own Mind 64 Posts 9/06
Posted - Nov 10 2006 : 8:01AM
I started a myspace thing about 3 months ago. Up until then, I hadn't ever heard of it.
I'd just joined up with a female contortionist website, queued up all their vids for download, and was having a look around their site. One of the girls did an interview with them, and it had listed there near the article her "myspace" account, and that that was the only way that she could be contacted.
As you'd all know, to contact someone at myspace, you have to open your own account.
And here's my account of myspace - it is absolutely a waste of time and internet space. Their online security is an absolute joke. My account didn't get hacked or edited, but myspace is open to any and all types of identity fraud, libel, slander and other such fun criminal activities.
I'd visit my myspace account once every several weeks, when bored, mostly. I cancelled it a couple of days ago.
Myspace is dodgy as all fuck, in my opinion.
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Eric381 Deactivated User
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Posted - Nov 12 2006 : 10:42AM
To be honest, it's only "dodgy" when people don't use it for what it was intended...networking amongst peers, IMO.
I hated it but now I love it. I just wish people would not load their pages up with crap that freezes my computer screen. If you are one of those people I will never visit your page, ever. The music stuff is the most useful for me, especially with all the freaks I know. and I like to get drunk and post crazy comments. it's wonderfulyly childish. And then when my book comes out I'm turning into SpamZilla ... you are warned!
the guy that directed kind of lead me to believe i would be on the box cover, but riley mason is instead... i like her a lot, but i think i have a bigger fan base and am better at fucking, but god shes got some huge titties. riley mason is my friend and on the cover of half the movies im innnnnnn!!!!!!!! nooooooooooooooo
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Eric381 Deactivated User
What are you looking at? It 2452 Posts 3/05
Posted - Nov 12 2006 : 5:16PM
Yeah,...and uhhhh..."Thanks for the add". Or, "Oh my god, oh my god, OH...MY...GOD, you are SOOOOoooo fucking hot!!", or "Hey baby, why don't you come over my place tonight?" And the classic, obligatory "Man, I'd love to fuck you".
I always loved the concept of having 10,000 friends (or god forbid, MORE)...err, people that you really never met, don't know...aren't ever going to know or meet.
If I were THAT desperate for friends, like so many of the putz's on Myspace, I'd pay to join AdultFriendFinder or something along those lines and at least get my rocks off.
I have a private myspace account, only people I know are my friends...which isn't alot, but they are the only ones that can see and write comments on my profile...and we have a lot of fun on there.
I add anyone who asks. But I delete if they turn out to be Spammy McSpam-a-Lot. I don't mind the bloggy people or legit PR (like Monstar or some band with its gig), but webcam girls and teenagers and their "whore trains" or whatever the fuck, forget it.
Just another bare bum in the shiower 1739 Posts 12/04
Posted - Nov 13 2006 : 8:35AM
I joined myspace a while back so I could contact a few of my favourite porn stars that don't post here. After about a month of getting hammered by Russian and Nigerian con-artists, I cancelled my account.
I try to keep my myspace page fairly focused on finding other music geek types, and most of my photos show me holding up some of my autographed vinyl, and nothing really from below the neck since I don't want my most obvious physical attributes between my neck and navel to keep the creepy emails from overflowing my box. I don't have that many friends, but I know about 80% of them personally or talk to them regularly, and sometimes if one of them asks nicely maybe I'll show them a nude or semi-nude photo in a private email, depending on the trust level, but that's about as far as I take it. I'm not ashamed of my body, but I'm not out there looking for a boyfriend or a random hook-up either. It's just a fun place to hang out, when you've got the right fun crowd online at the same time, and meeting new people as well (just like meeting new people here). But I don't take it seriously. If I deleted it all tomorrow I wouldn't lose too much sleep over it. And I still have my main, personal blog on Blogger that I've kept for ages anyway.
So the rude yo-bitch-show-me-yo-ass emails from strangers go ignored. Much like they do in real life!
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Eric381 Deactivated User
What are you looking at? It 2452 Posts 3/05
Posted - Nov 13 2006 : 11:41AM
You guys are too sheltered, I think. That's why there is a "DELETE" key right below each email. Rule of thumb, (1) if you suspect it's spam, DELETE it; (2) If you can't tell that it's spam, you need to be repeatedly slapped upside the head until you DO realize it's SPAM, then see Rule #1
My friends, all >200 of them, are broken down to a few bands & comedy acts that I enjoy, people that I've *met* (don't necessarily know) personally. There's an occasional straggler in the bunch. Every once in a while (a boredom moment), I'll go thru that list to pull people off whom I haven't spoken to, or just realize that a SPAMMER has been stagnating in my "FRIENDS" list since the last time I combed through it. Honestly, there are some people whose blogs are the best part about them, and that is the only thing about them I subscribe to.
Everyone is different, but the people who just "whore" themselves to Myspace to bump their friends count is pathetic is you ask me. Right up there with the guys who load up their Top 8/16 with hot chicks (or vice-versa, sexually) to make themselves look studly.
#SDNY he's all yours. -- Michael Steele 5110 Posts 3/03
Posted - Nov 13 2006 : 12:55PM
Serious question: can somebody explain the popularity of MySpace to me? All I ever see when I click on a link to somebody's MySpace page is horrible graphic design, and a list of brief, vapid messages from other MySpace users. I mean, it seems a thousand times as trivial, stupid, and time-wasting as the dumbest ADT thread you can find. Does it somehow magically become more interesting if you actually sign up for an account?