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| MrChrisEvans Member  Puck Forn 87 Posts 10/07 |  Posted - May 1 2008 : 4:48PMSo once again the award goes to the wrong person. I was expecting it to happen as every year some how Alana is over looked or under appreciated. First of all Alana is a real life mom, second of all she played the best MILF roll of the year...Mrs.B in Not the Bradys xxx, and third of all people do want to fuck her, I know because I deal with it all the time. So I just wanted to say that it was a real let down for me to see the award go to waste. Alana would have at least been proud to get the award. Anyway who cares we had a blast and I was way out of control heckling everyone on stage. Good times in Hollywierd for sure. Topic Moved by - heynow on May 4 2008 [Link] |
| blowfish Member 874 Posts 1/08 | Posted - May 3 2008 : 8:02PM [Link] |
| Ace4Face Member Heavenly Heavily Hootered Hos R Good 332 Posts 4/03 | Posted - May 4 2008 : 2:31PM [Link] |
| threesomebody Official BlowBang Judge Would you like my autograph? 2491 Posts 12/04 | Posted - May 4 2008 : 2:42PM Edited: I see that Kylie Ireland won the award. Have fun trashing Kylie on here, Chris. Edited by - threesomebody on 5/4/2008 3:38:30 PM [Link] |
| BigBoy Senior Member 3359 Posts 1/03 | Posted - May 4 2008 : 5:00PM [Link] |
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| Jaktarn Senior Member 4798 Posts 5/05 | Posted - May 4 2008 : 6:05PM [Link] |
| juha Senior Member 2752 Posts 3/05 | Posted - May 4 2008 : 6:55PM I've seen your wife in a few Wicked films. She's a good adult actress. I wish she would do more feature films because I don't watch gonzo. But Kylie Ireland is a legend!  Please choose your words better next time. No reason to trash Kylie. I'm sure she deserved the award (although I have no clue what award we are talking about). Edited by - juha on 5/4/2008 7:20:16 PM [Link] |
| phatbasey Senior Member 1390 Posts 1/05 | Posted - May 4 2008 : 11:38PM [Link] |
| christianx Senior Member 1883 Posts 9/04 | Posted - May 5 2008 : 9:10AM [Link] |
| threesomebody Official BlowBang Judge Would you like my autograph? 2491 Posts 12/04 | Posted - May 5 2008 : 2:06PM [Link] |
| MrChrisEvans Member Puck Forn 87 Posts 10/07 | Posted - May 5 2008 : 4:27PM [Link] |
| bipp Deactivated User 336 Posts 2/05 | Posted - May 5 2008 : 4:35PM [Link] |
| conquistador Deactivated User Hellhamster. 2947 Posts 10/03 | Posted - May 5 2008 : 4:36PM EDIT:typo. Edited by - conquistador on 5/5/2008 5:20:40 PM [Link] |
| Dean Wormer Senior Member Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son. 1048 Posts 7/04 | Posted - May 5 2008 : 4:58PM [Link] |
| MrChrisEvans Member Puck Forn 87 Posts 10/07 | Posted - May 5 2008 : 5:14PM Dean, I guess you're right, next time I'm ranting I will go into more detail for the less informed portion of adt. [Link] |
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| blowfish Member 874 Posts 1/08 | Posted - May 5 2008 : 5:25PM [Link] |
Bob  All-Star Member 5516 Posts 3/03 | Posted - May 5 2008 : 5:42PM Here's the relevant excerpt from Kylie's MySpace blog:Do you not know what the word "denounced" means -- or are you just a lying, smirking turd? [Link] |
| Bob All-Star Member 5516 Posts 3/03 | Posted - May 5 2008 : 5:43PM [Link] |
| Hypermastia Deactivated User These R The Buttocks Of Ryan Star: No Butt Can Compare 248 Posts 6/07 | Posted - May 5 2008 : 5:44PM![PennyPorsche[1].jpg](https://img1-ps.adultdvdtalk.com/8c51f21c66444a378057.jpg) [Link] |
| juha Senior Member 2752 Posts 3/05 | Posted - May 5 2008 : 6:03PM [Link] |
| juha Senior Member 2752 Posts 3/05 | Posted - May 5 2008 : 6:15PM She doesn't have to have kids to portray a MILF on screen. Or has any actor who portrays a cop on screen been to police school? But in my opinion Kylie and Alana are both too young to portray a MILF. As I understand a MILF is the hot mother of a friend that you are dreaming about while learning for your high school diploma. So she has to be between 40 and 50 in my opinion. [Link] |
| MrChrisEvans Member Puck Forn 87 Posts 10/07 | Posted - May 5 2008 : 7:28PM [Link] |
| MrChrisEvans Member Puck Forn 87 Posts 10/07 | Posted - May 5 2008 : 7:31PM [Link] |
| MrChrisEvans Member Puck Forn 87 Posts 10/07 | Posted - May 5 2008 : 7:37PM [Link] |
| juha Senior Member 2752 Posts 3/05 | Posted - May 5 2008 : 7:50PM I appreciate that. [Link] |
| MrChrisEvans Member Puck Forn 87 Posts 10/07 | Posted - May 5 2008 : 8:03PM [Link] |
| juha Senior Member 2752 Posts 3/05 | Posted - May 5 2008 : 8:14PM You were complimenting him. I was talking about the "Most of the time the guys are crappy performers" part. As soon as the DVD is released everybody will know who's a crappy performer in your opinion. Edited by - juha on 5/5/2008 8:15:19 PM [Link] |
| Bob All-Star Member 5516 Posts 3/03 | Posted - May 5 2008 : 8:31PM Read the quote from Kylie's blog and explain how she "denounced" the XRCO Award for MILF of the Year. If you can't explain how she did, then explain why you said she did. [Link] |
| MrChrisEvans Member Puck Forn 87 Posts 10/07 | Posted - May 5 2008 : 8:36PM you said... As soon as the DVD is released everybody will know who's a crappy performer in your opinion. No as soon as the DVD is released you will see the best scenes according to my boss who picks everything, I suggested we use Christians scene because he did a good job and most of the guys who were in the other scenes NOT USED IN THE COMP were not as strong as Christians...does that help you? [Link] |
| ma meeshka Iconoclastic Member 3939 Posts 4/06 | Posted - May 5 2008 : 8:49PM [Link] |
| juha Senior Member 2752 Posts 3/05 | Posted - May 5 2008 : 8:50PM [Link] |
| MrChrisEvans Member Puck Forn 87 Posts 10/07 | Posted - May 5 2008 : 9:03PM "Do you not know what the word "denounced" means -- or are you just a lying, smirking turd?" about my family, "I wasn't bagging on your kids, Chris. I was feeling sorry for them for having you as their Dad." my wife and my way of life "I think you need to revisit one of your assumptions, because I highly doubt that the sugar-daddy thing is a recreational sport for Chris and Alana. They're hard up for cash." "If you ask me, you're the one who seems to despise "porn people"." I will try one more time to satisfy your apparent need to nail me to a cross. I was told by people close to her that she was pissed off about winning the award and that she felt insulted by it, clearly the P.R. spin is "shocked, surprised and amused"...Further more I never said her name or pointed any fingers, Alana and I obviously know her and her husband in real life so I was never out to insult her. It was everyone else who threw her name in the mix. Besides the fact that she hasn't given birth to a human so how is she considered a MILF? geez! Bob now that I have answered your question, will you answer one for me? Show me where I insulted you and or give me a good reason why you feel the need to in effect call me names and try to put me down? [Link] |
| conquistador Deactivated User Hellhamster. 2947 Posts 10/03 | Posted - May 5 2008 : 9:11PM There is nothing wrong with being a "mature" woman but not all "mature" women are mothers.[Link] |
| MrChrisEvans Member Puck Forn 87 Posts 10/07 | Posted - May 5 2008 : 9:40PM " There is nothing wrong with being a "mature" woman but not all "mature" women are mothers." Instead of calling all mature women MILFs they should have a MWILF for all the mature women I'd like to fuck, then all the moms who actually look hot after having kids wont feel edged out by your average "mature" chick that had no kids but still looks good!! It could be an entirely new award, imagine..."and the winner for best mature woman is".... [Link] |
| Bob All-Star Member 5516 Posts 3/03 | Posted - May 5 2008 : 9:44PM In your last post to me, you wrote:However, in your second post in this thread, you wrote:* * * So basically, you're dishonest and disingenuous and mendacious. Is that a good enough reason to go after you? Maybe. But probably not. ------------------------------- Edited by - bob on 5/5/2008 9:50:02 PM [Link] |
| Bornyo Deactivated Member 803 Posts 12/04 | Posted - May 5 2008 : 11:08PM I really want a one on one with her. Can hardly wait actually. So tell me buddy, how much do you charge? [Link] |
| Bornyo Deactivated Member 803 Posts 12/04 | Posted - May 5 2008 : 11:16PM I'm not going to touch or allow my dick to be touched for at least a month prior so I can store up the biggest load this side of the Atlantic Ocean! I want to pull out at the very last second and shoot ropes of steamy yet delicious (to Alana) semen all across her milfy belly, tits and most especially I want to paint her face with steamy baby batter! Oh...I can hardly wait. B Edit: I got an Alana Evans chubby that just won't quit.  Chris you should start a cuckold site called "Date my Wife"....If you do, I'll sign up. She is smoking hot but not nearly as hot as she will look caked in my man-juice in a month! Edited by - Bornyo on 5/5/2008 11:22:32 PM [Link] |
| Eli Cross Member What's the fun of getting old if you can't be dirty? 141 Posts 4/06 | Posted - May 6 2008 : 1:44AM Shocked by all this? A bit. Amused? Not at all. Impressed? Hoo-boy, you can definitely color me impressed. It takes a lot to get me really pissed off over something on these ridiculous boards, but brother, you have managed to reach -- and surpass -- "a lot" in just a few posts. First of all, I'm assuming that this:is a veiled reference to the crack I made to Alana at the awards (I'm guessing the phrase "I was told" really means "my wife was told, but I'm absolutely positive I'm quoting her verbatim"). To quote my grandfather, you don't know whether you're shot, fucked, powder-burnt or snake-bit. Exactly what the fuck is wrong with you? Did you wake up this morning and think, "hmmm... day off... I'm gonna pick a fight with two people who never had any kind of grudge against me at all. Ooooh! Even better! I'm gonna do it in public! For the record, coming from someone who was present for this conversation (which you fucking weren't!), I told Alana that Kylie -- who couldn't make it to the awards -- felt like she should have come because she knew if she didn't, she was going to win the MILF of the Year award. The point being that winning the award is irrefutable proof the Kylie is (as she likes to put it), No Spring Chicken Anymore. Now, in case you missed it, the story I was telling Alana was a GODDAMNED JOKE for Christ's-fucking-Joseph's-mule's sake! And Alana knew it was a joke because she CACKLED afterward! Did Kylie actually say that to me? Yes, because she was making a fucking JOKE about winning an award for getting older! For fuck's sake... Talking outside, Evan Stone went on about how he will never accept entry into any Hall of Fame because he doesn't want to accept getting older. And you know what? I understood that he wasn't trying to insult the XRCO Hall of Fame; he was making a comment about how it feels to recognize you're not 20 years old anymore! And, no, neither I nor she ever said anything about being "insulted." NOBODY is insulted by winning an award (except maybe Kurt Lockwood for his "honorable mention" in the Analist category last year). As Ernest Greene said to me at the show, "I'd be thrilled to win any award anyone wants to give me. I don't care if it's Best Starlet or Best Has-Been." And Kylie was thrilled she won. Was she snarky about it? Yeah, but she's snarky about most things. She's that kind of chick. You should see the outpouring of warmth and affection at our anniversary (she doesn't even know when it is). All I can tell you is the award is up in her office, not in a box somewhere. I did, however, tell Alana that if she could come up with a good alternative for the term MILF, we would be all over it. However, I don't see "MWILF" rocking the meme anytime soon. Regardless, either you or Alana got your tales tangled at some point. Either way, give me a fucking break. Second, this issue of "vetting" MILFs and disqualifying the ones who aren't moms. I'll keep this really brief 'cause I think we both know this is a completely retarded notion, but, you know, these are movies, right? The couples on screen together aren't really in love, and usually don't go home together. The students are rarely actual students, the teens are hardly ever teens, the virgins are never virgins, and while many of the virgins are actual mothers, some of the MILFS are not. Get over it. In Corruption, Alana plays a sociopathic single woman with no kids, no relationship, and massive self-esteem issues. Following your logic, that trophy'll need to go back to AVN 'cause (far as I know), none of that is true. That's right. Movies are lies. Gasp. Shock. Dismay. Help. Police. Lastly, let's address this "wasted award" and "wrong person" bullshit... Wow, suddenly I'm right back to "what the fuck is wrong with you?" but I digress... Let's set aside for a moment that you were flat-out wrong about Kylie trashing the award on MySpace, and that you don't know what the fuck you're blathering about vis-a-vis "people close to her." Let's also set aside the fact that Kylie gets tons of e-mail from fans who are slathering their shorts, ecstatic that she's doing MILF movies. Ignoring all that, your real issue is with the critics. Because they voted for her. Did they get the "wrong person?" No, becuase they got the one they fucking voted for! What, you think it was fixed? Rigged? You think she went on a spree blowing XRCO voters to snag the award you claim she didn't want to win? Does any of this make sense, even to you? Lemme teach you something about a little thing called "grace." Not as in Thanksgiving, but as in the opposite of "disgrace." Upload has gotten best movie in all four of the awards given out so far this year. However, best director went to John Stagliano at AVN, to D. Cypher at XBiz, and to Brad Armstrong and Stormy at XRCO. Do I think Upload is a better movie than their respective projects? Absolutely. Do I think I deserved to win? Again, absolutely. But what do you not see me doing? This. What you are doing here. Now. Trashing those who bested me. Being petty. And bitter. And vindictive. And you know why? It isn't just because each of them are excellent at what they do, which gives me very little room to complain. It's because I know that every one of those directors is equally sure that their movies are better than Upload, and that they should have gotten best video. Now, here's the second part of that equation: What do you not see any of them doing, either? Yeah. You get it? You see how this works? There are winners and losers, and it is always preferable to be the former. However, everyone has been, at some time in their life, the latter, and it behooves those who lose to smile publicly, rage privately, put on their big boy pants and take it with a modicum of FUCKING GRACE!!! [Link] |
| MrChrisEvans Member Puck Forn 87 Posts 10/07 | Posted - May 6 2008 : 1:50AM Bornyo....That's really cool bro, I'm happy for Alana that she still has such a dedicated fan. ...best advice I could give you is, do all that stuff you said you were going to do + move to the valley, get an HIV test, become male talent, then request a scene with my girl. That way if she wants to work with you, you could try getting paid to fuck instead of always paying...just a thought...Dude doesn't she look banging in that yellow dress. That picture was my screen saver at work for a while. Did you see her Gangbang movie for Anabolic, it was a 2 on 15, but the other girl got broken within the first few positions of the Anal and DP's. Alana fully stepped up and took over the GB, I got to play the role of her dead husband. The story was that I had died and at at my funeral all my homies banged my wife and step daughter, sick I know!!! Anyway I had to lay in the casket and pretended to be dead the entire 3 hours of my chick getting banged by 15 dudes at once! anyway yeah it's cool I understand why you would feel the way you do about her, actually I think if more people were as open about things as you are then the world would be a better place. [Link] |
| Bornyo Deactivated Member 803 Posts 12/04 | Posted - May 6 2008 : 1:50AM [Link] |
| Bornyo Deactivated Member 803 Posts 12/04 | Posted - May 6 2008 : 1:54AM I'm a huge fan...HUGE! I am so there! [Link] |
| Bornyo Deactivated Member 803 Posts 12/04 | Posted - May 6 2008 : 2:02AM [Link] |
| MrChrisEvans Member Puck Forn 87 Posts 10/07 | Posted - May 6 2008 : 2:07AM [Link] |
| Bornyo Deactivated Member 803 Posts 12/04 | Posted - May 6 2008 : 2:22AM [Link] |
| Bob All-Star Member 5516 Posts 3/03 | Posted - May 6 2008 : 10:59AM [Link] |
| christianx Senior Member 1883 Posts 9/04 | Posted - May 6 2008 : 11:51AM [Link] |
| AdamL Member 268 Posts 12/07 | Posted - May 6 2008 : 2:18PM btw, what movie was she doing the gangbang with 15 guys? is she planning to shoot for naughty america? i love her videos that she has done for them, always gets the blood flowing. heck, all her videos do that for me. chris, you are one lucky man, lol... ps. i'm using this as my new desktop! http://www.lhtalent.com/casting/casting/images/girls/ALANANEWPICS2.JPG Edited by - adaml on 5/6/2008 2:19:48 PM [Link] |
| Pocketcomb_Pimp Deactivated User 1921 Posts 7/03 | Posted - May 6 2008 : 6:14PM [Link] |
| Bill All-Star Member 5334 Posts 6/00 | Posted - May 6 2008 : 7:28PM Be careful that you don't trip and hurt yourself with all that backpedaling. Edited by - Bill on 5/6/2008 7:29:08 PM [Link] |
| Jaktarn Senior Member 4798 Posts 5/05 | Posted - May 6 2008 : 7:44PM Havenst seen it myself but it sound like its that one. [Link] |
| Jeff Mullen Member Hall of Famer -Time to get out 219 Posts 1/08 | Posted - May 7 2008 : 2:11AM [Link] |
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