Posted by Robert Field of EZ Media Studio, EZGirlpics at 2:06am
ALEX DANE, aka ALEXIA DANE, the shoot from Hell
ALEX DANE is from Foxxx Modeling.
She showed up on time despite getting major lost, a big plus. She entered the studio, bright-eyed, bushy-tailed and ready to go - a friendly, out-going, attractive lady with shocking white hair, piercing blue eyes, pretty face, slim trim body and just full of energy. I thought to myself we were in for a nice treat. After an hour in the bathroom she emerged a drunken siren, no makeup and hair a mess. Obviously she spent that whole time drinking. That was a recurring theme throughout the day, even after I siezed her booze, she kept going into the bathroom for long periods of time. She brought with her two large bottles of Smirnoff Ice and consumed nearly one entire bottle. She was staggering, loud, demanding and obnoxious. All the things drunk jerks do she did, I won't bother you with all the details. She was far too drunk to send home, she would likely kill someone, so I took her booze away, insisted she eat some lunch and then we slowly worked our job. The first two still sets had to be done over, she was so drunk. She claims she needs to drink because she is nervous and it helps her smile. Too bad this forum isn't accepting images, I would love to offer a couple for your evaluation of her drunken "smile". Body drooping, eyes shut or half-closed, slack-jawed, wobbly, unable to follow any direction at all, etc. Oh, boys, she likes to give head with her teeth! Her explanation is "Oh, when I give head I get lock-jaw". "Sorry". She walked through the door a few minutes after 2pm and left at 9pm. We only did the minimum on our shoot, leaving out several things we normally do and we didn't do a magazine spread we had planned.
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Alex Dane @ AEBN
Posted - Jun 30 2006 : 8:35AM