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| HomerSimpson Member  I am sucking Jessica Simpson's toes right now...really I am. 20 Posts 6/08 |  Posted - Jul 30 2008 : 10:12PMOne thing I hate is when the guy leaves his clothes on even when he is getting a blowjob. I noticed last few movies my favorite performer Steve Holmes has been doing it, and Manuel leaves his shirt on a lot. Man that just bugs me. I also hate the spoon postion in a scene, and I hate sex outdoors. Also hate a scene that may last 30 mins, but for 20 mins of it they stay in the same position. Anyone else with pet peeves? [Link] |
| conquistador Deactivated User Hellhamster. 2947 Posts 10/03 | Posted - Jul 30 2008 : 10:27PM Edited by - conquistador on 7/30/2008 10:29:57 PM [Link] |
| Algaliarept Senior Member 3557 Posts 7/08 | Posted - Jul 30 2008 : 10:39PM [Link] |
| Royal Tee Member 665 Posts 6/07 | Posted - Jul 30 2008 : 11:48PM [Link] |
| CruThik3421 New Member 5 Posts 5/07 | Posted - Jul 31 2008 : 12:56AM - when the guy has to make himself pop - g/g - when the guy pops on a girls feet - when the guy isn't circumsized [Link] |
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| wcw43921 Senior Member Look Into My Eyes-- 1252 Posts 4/08 | Posted - Jul 31 2008 : 2:33AM Spitting, for another. Movies that imply hypnotized women, but don't deliver. Movies that promise coherent plots, but don't deliver. _____________________________________________________________ "There can never be too many beautiful women Hypnotized for our pleasure." [Link] |
| YankNSpank Member jumping in on you 29 Posts 1/07 | Posted - Jul 31 2008 : 2:37AM [Link] |
| Taylor Von Bailey Deactivated User 2116 Posts 8/06 | Posted - Jul 31 2008 : 2:45AM [Link] |
| Algaliarept Senior Member 3557 Posts 7/08 | Posted - Jul 31 2008 : 6:05AM Also I hate it when you but a fetish theme, say a tit movie, and they don't even spend much time focusing on that fetish which you bought the movie for in the first place. [Link] |
| palominorn Member I'M RICH BIATCH! 956 Posts 8/05 | Posted - Jul 31 2008 : 9:40AM [Link] |
| Pine_Barrens Member 38 Posts 7/08 | Posted - Jul 31 2008 : 9:43AM Dunno why but HD porn never does it for me. I'm talking about this "new" production style in porn, advertised as a brilliant way of filming where you can literally feel the saliva running down the rod but in reality it's more like you can see every dimple on a girls ass cheek or ugly pubic hair if the girl didn't have shaved properly, ugh. you could easily make out if the girl's into meth or booze and so on, just because the impression of her face is so in a brutally clear. on the other hand even the biggest and hardest cocks will look somehow tiny, much too red and in somekind soft. I don't know why but I generally can't enjoy this overly dark pictures where the skin looks too red in an ill manner and all that stuff, the whole thing looks ugly. hope ya understand what I'm talking about. check out some movies from Digital Playground for example, they are filmed this way. Another tun-off is when Mark Ashley does the girl first before she even gave him a bj. His haircut is awesome too. lol Edited by - Pine_Barrens on 7/31/2008 10:10:50 AM [Link] |
| EvilMonkey Member 55 Posts 9/06 | Posted - Jul 31 2008 : 10:24AM 1) No scene setups. Fading into the "scene in progress, starting a scene with the woman standing there, having the woman dancing and suddenly a guy or two guys appear out of nowhere annoys me. 2) "Fetish" attire (fishnets, platform shoes, latex). Here's a thought...it's no longer "fetish" if 99% of porn movies are dressing the actresses the same. 3) Guys jerking off to end the scene. I just watched Angel Perverse 9 (Christoph Clark) and in most scenes the girls use their hands to make the guy cum. Much much better, and I hope this is the start of a trend. 4) Girls that do this for the entire scene(regardless of if they're actually being touched or not): Breathe-in "AHHHHH" breathe-in "AHHHHH" breathe-in "AHHHHH" breathe-in "AHHHHH" breathe-in "AHHHHH" breathe-in "AHHHHH" breathe-in "AHHHHH" breathe-in "AHHHHH" breathe-in "AHHHHH" breathe-in "AHHHHH" breathe-in "AHHHHH" breathe-in "AHHHHH" breathe-in "AHHHHH" breathe-in "AHHHHH" breathe-in "AHHHHH" 5) Unless it's a POV movie, I cannot freaking stand directors talking through the scene or putting their hands in the scene. 6) Unless it's a POV movie, I cannot stand the girls looking or talking to the camera. 7) I don't really care for choking/spitting/slapping/generally treating the girls like trash. I like the occassional spanking, but don't really like the abuse. Of course, I do like ATM and the milk enemas and squirting, and I guess they assume if you're into those hardcore things, then you're also into beating women like the dogs they are :) 8) I hate "routine scenes" that go like this: Girl blows guy, guy eats girl, girl lays on back, girl goes into doggie, girl gets on knees and guy jerks off on her face. That's so by-the-books and routine it's completely boring. 9) Platform shoes. God I find these annoying. I hate them soooo much. Well, that's my short list. Maybe I've watched too much porn. Edited by - evilmonkey on 7/31/2008 10:25:47 AM [Link] |
| backdoorman Senior Member Shake for me girl... I wanna be your backdoorman ! 2776 Posts 10/07 | Posted - Jul 31 2008 : 10:39AM [Link] |
| IdahoArapaho Member 77 Posts 2/06 | Posted - Jul 31 2008 : 12:45PM [Link] |
| caroline-NL Member 543 Posts 3/07 | Posted - Jul 31 2008 : 12:54PM A women hater is aroused by this stuff, but who else ? Ive seen this in quite a lot of standard US porn movies, I dont like this at all. [Link] |
| backdoorman Senior Member Shake for me girl... I wanna be your backdoorman ! 2776 Posts 10/07 | Posted - Jul 31 2008 : 1:22PM [Link] |
| RandomPrecision Senior Member Enjoy! 8175 Posts 3/06 | Posted - Jul 31 2008 : 1:22PM [Link] |
| RandomPrecision Senior Member Enjoy! 8175 Posts 3/06 | Posted - Jul 31 2008 : 1:31PM I don't know if that's the case but I think it makes sense. [Link] |
| NewRomancer Deactivated User under THEIR avatar 738 Posts 7/08 | Posted - Jul 31 2008 : 1:33PM Post-cum Circus Acts.... Spitting it back and forth between girls... then spitting it on to a plate and sucking it back up... then into a balloon and back... then onto the dog and back... yaaaawwwwn.... Guys who have to stroke themselves off at the end... especially when there's an OBVIOUS edit... mean if you have that much trouble having a hot willing woman getting you off, maybe you should be in all-boy movies... I fail to see the appeal of bukakke (Sp?) or any other "Gang bang" that involves naked men, standing in line jerking off... makes me wonder why they even bother having that one girl there... Those are a few of mine... Your mileage may vary. I'm sure I could probably come up with more, but I think the more important list is the things we LOVE about porn! :-) [Link] |
| RandomPrecision Senior Member Enjoy! 8175 Posts 3/06 | Posted - Jul 31 2008 : 1:42PM For someone who is always talking about wanting the minimum age lowered to 14 (or whatever it is) and arguing in favor of bestiality, you don't seem to have too many problems jumping to conclusions about other people's kinks. Now if you want to argue that this stuff belongs in a niche or fetish line, rather than the mainstream, I couldn't argue with that. [Link] |
| Bobcat Senior Member 1490 Posts 2/08 | Posted - Jul 31 2008 : 1:53PM [Link] |
| cocacoladdict Member 359 Posts 1/08 | Posted - Jul 31 2008 : 2:21PM I bug over Excessive hair fiddling to keep it out of the way done by the guy bj recepient. Have the girl do it but get it over with and stop flailing at her hair every 10 secs. Plus 70% of the time it's not even needed. Under the balls BJ camera angles. WTF who even invented this in the first place and who told them guys want to see this? Constant pussy rubbing by either the girl or the guy during fucking. I cant see whats going on the hand is in the way The recent trend especially Red Light stuff to not even have trailers and in general any company that thinks special features need only consist of those 30 year old phone sex ads neon fishnet hooker outfits and shoes any orgy scene attempted to be filmed with one camera bad framing - example is the Barely legal series which thruout its history goes during a scene from TOO close to TOO far away. Some framin is a matter of viewer tast..I get that...but shooting an up close deep throat and chopping off the girls chin....come on. ultra quick edits..heres a hint...if you insist on doing a cut then cutting again before my thumb has time to punch the freeze-frame button...you're going to fast Edited by - cocacoladdict on 7/31/2008 2:23:05 PM [Link] |
| PornoHolik Member 45 Posts 2/08 | Posted - Jul 31 2008 : 2:47PM Girls who wave goodbye at the end of the scene. This has become a stupid cliché. For once I'd like to see the girl say something like: "Whew, that was hot," or: "Holy fuck wow." Male talent wearing a hat throughout an entire scene, especially a baseball cap turned backwards. And it bugs me the girls never orgasm. I don't care if it's fake, just have a hard orgasm. That was standard in 70s/80s porn. [Link] |
| ninja1 Senior Member 2939 Posts 1/08 | Posted - Jul 31 2008 : 2:53PM [Link] |
| NewRomancer Deactivated User under THEIR avatar 738 Posts 7/08 | Posted - Jul 31 2008 : 3:25PM Mooooooooooooo..... (no offence to those who love 'em, or especially to those who HAVE 'em!! Just no my cuppa tea) [Link] |
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| machoman RS Member Are there Slim Jims in heaven? THERE MOST CERTAINLY ARE!!!! 114 Posts 12/07 | Posted - Jul 31 2008 : 3:34PM Edited by - machoman RS on 7/31/2008 3:35:58 PM [Link] |
| HansGeist Member 133 Posts 6/08 | Posted - Jul 31 2008 : 4:01PM I hate it when the music is so loud and annoying that I can't hear the actors. When a guy is giving a girl a facial, don't cut away to HIS face. Why the hell do I want to see him? I agree with the excessive face slapping, etc. Just once I'd like to see the girl turn around and belt the guy. [Link] |
killbillvol69  All-Star Member ^Lucy Pinder 18633 Posts 4/08 | Posted - Aug 1 2008 : 3:45AM [Link] |
| ntfighter Member 645 Posts 7/07 | Posted - Aug 1 2008 : 2:49PM As is said when the sports referee's are fucking up the game "Let em play ref" I have the same advice for the directors Let em fuck. If the director wants to film his "vision" let them direct a feature where acting is expected. I don't want acting in my gonzo. Oh yeah my pet peeve, open to the camera at all times. Everything fake and phony in porn starts there. [Link] |
| LubeNLuv Senior Member 1854 Posts 3/06 | Posted - Aug 1 2008 : 3:51PM It's understandable if it's not your particular fetish....there are entire genres of sex out that that I just find laughable rather than erotic (foot worship is one..cracks me the hell up to watch a scene with foot worship). But I understand that there's a population of people who LIKE/LOVE that kind of stuff. So it's fine if you don't personally like it....don't watch it. But to condemn choking in sex as being for "woman haters" is to just exhibit an immature view of sex. [Link] |
| LubeNLuv Senior Member 1854 Posts 3/06 | Posted - Aug 1 2008 : 3:59PM 1) Crappy cameramen....far, far too many of them who can't seem to grasp the basics of pan and zoom. 2) Jerk-to-pop cum shots. I don't buy porn to watch some dude jack himself off to finish. 3) Facials...I really find them about as sexy as sneezing on a woman. I want to see the cum go into her mouth/orifice as she takes what she's earned from her partner. Onto other body parts, tits included, is a waste to me. 4) Gaping....a woman's ass turns me on. A woman's internal rectum cavity does not. I feel like I just switched to the Proctology Channel. I like to see how a woman reacts to anal and how the guy enjoys her ass, so anal play is fine...but the "wow, look, you can see what she ate for dinner last night" stuff actually makes it look like a circus act being done for the camera. 5) Double-anything....I can take a few scenes of it as the crescendo of a movie. But frankly, too much man-ass ruins it for me. 6) POV titles that are not POV. 7) "Why won't/When will she do anal?" posts. Anal is binary, you'll see it when she does it. 8) Directors who don't realize that the woman's reaction to the sex act is as important as close-ups of the sex action. I like to see her face now and then....she's a woman, not just hips/ass with a disembodied voice. Give me an angle of her hips and shoulders while she's in doggy, showing me how she grinds back into her partner. Switch angles even during a cowgirl/reverse cowgirl to the other side so I can see how she grasps his ankles/calves for leverage or curls her toes as she rides him. I eagerly seek out scenes that drink in the whole sex act. Mix it up, sure, but total closeup of the penetration is not necessary other than in POV. 9) Porn sets where they can't even fucking remember it's a porn set. Turn the damn cell phones off, give the dog yapping outside the window a bone and tell the catering dude/Arby's runner to STFU when setting up/delivering food. Gonzo or not, I'm trying to let you fool me into the fantasy, I have enough reality in my own world. 10)Porn performers who complain about other porn performers. Take it up with them, you are supposed to be an adult and it makes me lose respect for you as a performer when I see you acting like a petulant child. Edited by - lubenluv on 8/1/2008 4:22:03 PM [Link] |
| smutlover65 Member 359 Posts 10/07 | Posted - Aug 1 2008 : 4:13PM [Link] |
| TomChoad Member I Likes Ya 685 Posts 1/08 | Posted - Aug 1 2008 : 4:24PM "Oooohh...aaahhhh...yeah! yeah!" (now say it over and over for 20 minutes) Also, pimples in a woman's ass are a no-no [Link] |
| ntfighter Member 645 Posts 7/07 | Posted - Aug 1 2008 : 5:25PM It is that once the fucking starts I don't want to see anyone acting as if they're having sex. The person standing between us and an authentic voyeuristic experience is the director. Let them fuck. [Link] |
| Algaliarept Senior Member 3557 Posts 7/08 | Posted - Aug 1 2008 : 11:26PM [Link] |
| Algaliarept Senior Member 3557 Posts 7/08 | Posted - Aug 1 2008 : 11:31PM [Link] |
| Algaliarept Senior Member 3557 Posts 7/08 | Posted - Aug 1 2008 : 11:34PM [Link] |
| caroline-NL Member 543 Posts 3/07 | Posted - Aug 2 2008 : 1:22PM Quite a lot of mainstream porn movies had choking in it. If this is in a SM porn movie, ok. I dont rent SM at all. Choking is more a sexual assault as an sex act. Immature view of sex ? I dont think so...... [Link] |
| HeyNow Oblivious Gold Star Hey! 5965 Posts 1/03 | Posted - Aug 2 2008 : 1:56PM [Link] |
| Cerebral Jedi Senior Member I don't trust men who don't like big tits. 1067 Posts 12/04 | Posted - Aug 2 2008 : 2:14PM [Link] |
| LubeNLuv Senior Member 1854 Posts 3/06 | Posted - Aug 2 2008 : 4:22PM If choking in sex is non-consensual, then yes, it would be assault. If done under consent, it's fetish at the worst. Wow...are you ever bigoted in your views. Edited by - lubenluv on 8/2/2008 4:22:39 PM [Link] |
| RandomPrecision Senior Member Enjoy! 8175 Posts 3/06 | Posted - Aug 2 2008 : 4:55PM Nobody is asking you to like anything you're uncomfortable with. Merely to be tolerant of other people's sexuality. I agree that kinks like this pretty much belong in their own categories but we get what we get when other people make the porn. All we can do is voice our frustrations and hope they listen. But it doesn't have to involve running other people down just because you don't understand or like their taste. [Link] |
| Steve Holmes Senior Member 1235 Posts 12/02 | Posted - Aug 2 2008 : 7:58PM I feel flattered when you call me "my favorite performer" but I also wonder how this could be. I keep my cloth on in many of my scenes and I love spooning. Best regards Steve Holmes [Link] |
| William Hyde Member 112 Posts 3/06 | Posted - Aug 2 2008 : 8:21PM [Link] |
| tdp Member 106 Posts 3/03 | Posted - Aug 2 2008 : 8:40PM Plus its OK in gonzo movies where its all about "the old in and out" but I hate cutting between different positions in full flow in either a plot-based movie or a themed scene - I much prefer a little conversation and seeing the position change more naturally. Also - this is more of a retro one - but I could never understand why the final scene is so many older movies is a fairly boring straightforward strip tease. I mean, we've just seen half a dozen scenes of couples and groups going at it full throttle and now we're supposed to get turned on by a girl slowly getting naked? It works fine to build up to the first scene but not the last - IMHO of course. [Link] |
| MikeSouth Deactivated User 511 Posts 11/02 | Posted - Aug 2 2008 : 9:04PM Keep doing it you will kill her, or damage her for the rest of her life. It may even take several years to show, like stroke damage, but its there. You aren't cutting off her air you fucking moron, you are compressing one of the carotid arteries that carries blood to the brain. Its the same thing as a stroke if she goes unconscious. Oh ya and the defense, "but she said it was OK"...doesn't fly only a dumbass thinks you can agree to be a party to a crime. Edited by - MikeSouth on 8/2/2008 9:05:47 PM [Link] |
| backdoorman Senior Member Shake for me girl... I wanna be your backdoorman ! 2776 Posts 10/07 | Posted - Aug 2 2008 : 9:05PM Choking is dangerous and can cause brain damage and death. It's fucking stupid. I used to work at a treatment center for juvenile delinquents. One of them was reported to have been masturbating when he returned home and hung himself trying to choke more than his chicken. Stupid as fuck. Edited by - backdoorman on 8/2/2008 9:09:11 PM [Link] |
| MikeSouth Deactivated User 511 Posts 11/02 | Posted - Aug 2 2008 : 9:13PM [Link] |
| backdoorman Senior Member Shake for me girl... I wanna be your backdoorman ! 2776 Posts 10/07 | Posted - Aug 2 2008 : 9:16PM [Link] |
| LubeNLuv Senior Member 1854 Posts 3/06 | Posted - Aug 2 2008 : 11:20PM You are rushing the line between squeezing the neck of your partner with your hand and erotic-asphyxiation/breathplay. We were discussing the choking scenes in PORN, not shoving a bag over someones head, applying chokeholds, gasping and the like. Porn doesn't portray that (at least not mainstream). And personally, although it's none of your business, I was referring to some one-handed squeezing around the front of my partners neck during sex, usually with splayed fingers across the collarbone. Choking using anything but your hand is dangerous. Choking to the point you cut off air is dangerous. Squeezing the cartoid is dangerous. All that is learned in what...grade school? But placing your hand around the front of her neck and squeezing just a bit....not dangerous. And please don't try and convince me that porn is meant as a "role model" and that choking scenes as I'm describing above are somehow bad for the business. Point to the number of deaths in porn from "choking scenes" versus the number of deaths in porn from suicide, OD's and STD's. Hell, lets talk creampies, condom-less sex with multiple partners, etc. if you decide to cross that line. Lighten up and get back on topic. Edited by - lubenluv on 8/3/2008 1:56:29 AM [Link] |
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