Any things that "bug" you in porn? (page 5)

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killbillvol69 All-Star Member ^Lucy Pinder 18633 Posts 4/08	Posted - Sep 7 2008 : 5:28PM tdb wrote: 2. POVs that mainly focus on the pussy and ass. I enjoy seeing the girl's entire body and face instead of just a close up of the cock pounding the pussy and/or ass. Click to expand This is why I almost never watch POV's. I love women's bodies, and I like to see the whole thing. In POV scenes, there are times when you never once see the girl's legs, for example. Or you never see her face and pussy in the same shot. Or... etc. I just can't get into these scenes for that reason. [Link]
boogieknight Member 146 Posts 3/07	Posted - Sep 15 2008 : 1:25PM Ramsey wrote: So we don't have to look at their ugly feet? Click to expand No but instead we can look at ugly socks? We foot-guys want to see bare feet and let us decide what's ugly and what's not! A good director will include some nice barefoot-shots also because he knows there's a HUGE crowd out there who are not only into tits and ass! Click to expand but see that's how we all differ in our taste and what we find erotic. I find it highly erotic when there's just a tad bit of clothing on. I lose that thrill when someone is completely naked. I like a girl in white tube socks, some people don't. I like a big bubble butt in white cotton panties over a thong, some people prefer the thong. It's all a matter of whats appealing to the senses. [Link]
ninja1 Senior Member 2939 Posts 1/08	Posted - Sep 15 2008 : 7:09PM boogieknight wrote: but see that's how we all differ in our taste and what we find erotic. I find it highly erotic when there's just a tad bit of clothing on. I lose that thrill when someone is completely naked. I like a girl in white tube socks, some people don't. I like a big bubble butt in white cotton panties over a thong, some people prefer the thong. It's all a matter of whats appealing to the senses. Click to expand True, but this thread sorta proves that many (most?) are not getting our tastes catered to. I like the platform heels and high heels. But there are many viewers who chime in on these threads about hating the heels and preferring bare feet, and those folks think heels are everywhere, and they are pissed. As for me, even though heels are "everywhere", the camera barely captures them; usually the camera vantage is too close, and the shoes (and feet) are usually chopped out of the frame. So...nobody is happy. Is it cluelessness, habit, or what? [Link]
Len801 Deactivated User 754 Posts 9/07	Posted - Sep 15 2008 : 7:19PM HustlerTV wrote: Algaliarept wrote: What??! you mean you don't like hearing Erik Everhard say "wow" every two seconds? Click to expand "One On One #2" has an amazing number of EE "Wow!"s. It's still better than "Ohhhh! Look at that!," though. Click to expand How many times you heard Manuel Ferrara say "bebe"?? [Link]

RandomPrecision Senior Member Enjoy! 8175 Posts 3/06	Posted - Nov 16 2008 : 11:37PM tdb wrote: 2. POVs that mainly focus on the pussy and ass. I enjoy seeing the girl's entire body and face instead of just a close up of the cock pounding the pussy and/or ass. Click to expand This bothers me more and more as time goes on. Sometimes, I almost wish pussy and ass was censored from porn so they'd have to show something else besides two hours of closeups of pussy and ass and floppin' nutsacks. All pussy looks basically the same. The joy of women isn't really the pussy. It's the variety. Women come in all shapes and sizes. I'm getting to the point to where I don't even want to see porn if the director doesn't know the girl's face is at least as important as her pussy. [Link]
Thunderbird Member 96 Posts 10/07	Posted - Nov 18 2008 : 1:04AM Handjob movies are an absolute waste of time and porn resources. Why watch a girl do on film what I do all the time myself? More precisely, how can anyone jerk off to watchin someone else gettin jerked? Don't make sense to me. The only reason why I watch porn is to see the hottest girls in porn suck, fuck and swallow - end of story! Anything outside of that dont interest me. Edited by - Thunderbird on 11/18/2008 5:14:52 AM [Link]
Robin Goodfellow Member 87 Posts 11/08	Posted - Nov 18 2008 : 8:09AM Excessive slob from spitting and gagging/. Hate it. [Link]
nazgul82 Member One Ring to rule them All ! 130 Posts 8/07	Posted - Nov 18 2008 : 9:26AM One thing. Very infamous. Male star fuck a girl, then he pulled out his dick and start jacking himself, then (most important in this BUG) [CUT THE CAMERA!!!] and new camera shoot, when he still jacking off (even 20sek+)to cum all over her face (or other part of body). Hey, they fuck very hot girls and cannot cum in "natural" way during fucking girl? So when it happen I think that this male is rather gay. [Link]
bandanoantri Deactivated User 244 Posts 11/08	Posted - Nov 18 2008 : 10:33AM 1.) b/g 2.) camera appreciation by the girls 3.) talking camera guy (only ok if it's a girl) 4.) bad acted gay-for-pay (if she's convincing I don't care if she doesn't like girls in real life) 5.) TOYS!!! (maybe strap-on action every now and then) 6.) two girls kiss, camera fades away after a few seconds and zooms in on anything else, WTF??? 7.) those stripper high heels, not cool 8.) fuglies & butch femmes 9.) Julia Ann not being casted for g/g work!!! 10.) bad tattoos (Janine is great, more of those please) 11.) 'Blondage' hasn't reunited 12.) guy/s watching a g/g scene [Link]
rainingcrow Member rare opinions from a bisexual tg 21 Posts 10/08	Posted - Nov 18 2008 : 1:01PM tacky press on nails overdone makeup overdone hair (includes bad dye and bleach jobs) leaving socks on during a scene , stockings i'm ok with but not socks wearing heels all the time lack of setup too many bjs guys who dont know how to go down on the girl right fake orgasms bad setting slapping the girl with dick bad acting anything where the guy comes off as an asshole and then gets laid... (bangbus, bangbros) lack of chemistry between the people onscreen bad boob jobs... includes , excess scarring, popped implants, uneven implants, hard immobile implants, titsthat look like balls etc... ugly guys, and guys who look half brain dead fake lesbians I could go on... [Link]
nazgul82 Member One Ring to rule them All ! 130 Posts 8/07	Posted - Nov 19 2008 : 8:32AM New thing that I found today watching Nice Fucking View 3. It's about Sindee Jennings. She's cute. Right. But I cannot stand her laught in her scene. Her laught sounds like a typical "dumb-blondie" laught. It was a so big turn-off for me that I don't remember from months - until I turnoff the voice from this scene I cannot get a wood (really!) . I hope that nobody give her permision to laught during scene in future ;) I like her, but her laught ... Edited by - nazgul82 on 11/19/2008 8:34:32 AM [Link]
palominorn Member I'M RICH BIATCH! 956 Posts 8/05	Posted - Nov 19 2008 : 9:14AM pictures on the box that are not in the movie [Link]
mnalin New Member 3 Posts 11/08	Posted - Nov 22 2008 : 6:55PM 1.) hate it when the sex starts with a blowjob. Seems like every single scene starts this way. I prefer straight to vag. Often tension builds in an opening and then just evaporates when the talent falls into the same-ol blowjob first before intercourse can start routine. 2.) hate facials, especially when every single scene ends with guy jerking it for a facial. HATE THIS! I prefer internal vag or if guy cums directly from a blowjob (only girl jerking after the blowjob has created orgasm in the girl's mouth) or when load lands on tummy, ass cheek, vag, ass hole, etc. 3.) hate it when guy has to jerk it to cum. I prefer he cum directly from sex act with little or no jerking. 4.) hate it when a guy cums mid-scene and the cum is cleaned up before the scene commences. JUST LEAVE THE CUM THERE AND CONTINUE! I'd love to see some studios take these "hates of mine" out of the porn script because it seems like ALL porn does these things constantly. [Link]
NewRomancer Deactivated User under THEIR avatar 738 Posts 7/08	Posted - Nov 23 2008 : 10:19AM "hate it when guy has to jerk it to cum" Which seems to be a very common complaint, but yet it seems to be in 99.9% of movies.... It's always seems pretty pathetic to me. And more and more often it's a deal-breaker. I won't buy a movie where it's the norm. But the porn industry blames file sharing for their supposed slumping sales... Ya... sure.... [Link]

the unknown pervert Deactivated User I'd like to stay but I've got a plane to catch. 3243 Posts 5/06	Posted - Nov 24 2008 : 11:40AM Are you implying that cream pie movies only make .1% of the market these days? I think you forgot to carry a zero or move a decimal point over somewhere along the way. [Link]
NewRomancer Deactivated User under THEIR avatar 738 Posts 7/08	Posted - Nov 24 2008 : 12:51PM "Are you implying that cream pie movies only make .1% of the market these days?" Yes... that's exactly what I was implying... without a doubt... no more and no less either... exactly .1% of the market is precisely what I was getting at... Or maybe you're being too pedantic and literal..... [Link]
HomerSimpson Member I am sucking Jessica Simpson's toes right now...really I am. 20 Posts 6/08	Posted - Nov 24 2008 : 7:40PM I love a good MILF movie when the movie has actual mature women in it, but I hate the movies where the so called MILF is under 30. The word MILF was meant to be mature women not under 30 women that may be a mom. [Link]
the unknown pervert Deactivated User I'd like to stay but I've got a plane to catch. 3243 Posts 5/06	Posted - Nov 24 2008 : 7:42PM To make my point in less sarcastic terms (I agree with the main topic of your post.) I don't particularly care for cream pie videos especially the ones where the cameraman acts like he is filming the soft serve ice cream maker at Dairy Queen at the end of the scene, keeping the camera on whatever orifice is oozing stuff out until every last dribble is shown. I get the point of what happened I don't need to follow the path of the cum until it is absorbed into the sheets, sofa cushion, cameraman's shoe, or wherever else it ends up. Lately it seems you can't swing a boom mike without hitting one of these scenes. This is in response to New Romancer's post. Homer Simpson made his post while I was composing mine. Edited by - the unknown pervert on 11/24/2008 7:44:10 PM [Link]
Irish Caraway Member I like to fist girls. 274 Posts 7/05	Posted - Nov 24 2008 : 9:11PM This is easy: Titles with the words "butt" or "ass" in the title but with no anal in it. Thanks, Irish Edited by - Irish Caraway on 11/26/2008 2:43:19 PM [Link]
monkey power Member Tim? 868 Posts 1/03	Posted - Nov 25 2008 : 3:59PM even the best filmers still just aren't able to set up a scene so we can see the woman from the front when she's on top. Always 5 straight minutes of ass bouncing up and down, and then, like he's guilty, like he's cheating on the girl's ass, the camera man will sneak to the SIDE, (not even the front!!!!) for like 10 seconds before racing back to the ass again as if deathly afraid he's going to miss something the ass is about to do. WTF. Just unable to showcase someone from the front as they bounce gloriously and look their best possible--no, we can't see that. That would make the scene too much "instantly better than 90% of available porn." [Link]
monkey power Member Tim? 868 Posts 1/03	Posted - Nov 25 2008 : 4:06PM or if they do show the front, she's always leaning back the entire time--with the exception of those 5 SECONDS when she's leaning toward the camera and actually looking good--and those 5 seconds are only included, I've come to believe, for the purpose of taunting the viewer with the knowledge of how much better the scene could have been. [Link]
The DMan Senior Member 1844 Posts 6/07	Posted - Nov 25 2008 : 4:25PM palominorn wrote: pictures on the box that are not in the movie Click to expand +1 [Link]
Aplus Senior Member 1431 Posts 5/05	Posted - Nov 25 2008 : 6:11PM Not enough female nudity. Or at least it's not shown enough or is shown for too short a time. I've had to go to orgy films where full nudity are shown almost by mistake it seems. Shots of individual female body parts instead of her entire body. I wanna see everything, and for more than 5-10 seconds too. It's like almost every cameraman has ADD, or gets bored easily shooting a woman's body. It I can't get a full-body shot, I'll settle more a 3/4 bodyshot. They still make wide-angle lenses don't they? Sex scenes where great shots are held longer than the typical 15 seconds. Again why the rush or hurry to change frames every few seconds? Scenes ended immediately after post-cumshots. The clean-up or afterplay can be the hottest parts sometimes with certain performers. The forced bj gagging from the male or female herself. Yeah we know she can't take all 10 inches down her throat, the gagging is overkill. 10-20 position changes per scene. I prefer no more than 5-6 position changes which hopefully keeps the woman mentally in the scene. Male performers who won't shut-up during a scene. Some talking is good, but how about letting your dick and your actions do the talking for you sometimes. Male performers who won't touch the female's body during a scene, and the directors who suggest it. Today's female performers have some of the hottest bodies on the planet. Can't understand how the guys can keep their hands off them. [Link]
Caspermia Member 17 Posts 11/08	Posted - Nov 27 2008 : 7:52AM I HATE seeing women with tattoos. If even the smallest female tattoo appears in a porn film, I turn off immediately. Also, I hate porn films where the girls start off naked - I like to see them with clothes on first. Some film makers skip the intro's entirely and miss the poin that the build up is part of the turn-on. [Link]

Wild Billy Member I'm a Girl Watcher! 759 Posts 6/06	Posted - Nov 27 2008 : 10:34AM Spanking a big beautiful butt until it turns red. Damaging a fine work of art like that should be a punishable offense. [Link]
AussieAmateur Member Can we just have sex please? 11 Posts 11/08	Posted - Nov 28 2008 : 2:25AM After the obligatory blowjob opener, I like to see the whole lead up until it is in her pussy (getting ready for the position, her reaction etc). Some movies just cut from the blowjob, straight into a sex position. Can't stand this. I also don't like when positions are changed, they use a cut, I like to see the whole action of getting into a new position etc. Weird but yeah. I also believe there are only two places for a load, face or in the pussy. Anywhere else is a waste for me. ...And for everyone who is complaining about guys jacking off for the pop, it doesn't matter how hot the girl is or whatever, can you imagine that sometimes it might be difficult to pop when you're in a room of 10 or 15 people, lights cameras etc. Damn, I've even had the odd time when I'm in a bedroom with a girl, and I can't pop. I don't get the big deal. [Link]
nazgul82 Member One Ring to rule them All ! 130 Posts 8/07	Posted - Nov 28 2008 : 4:09AM Another thing. Asslicking by female to male. I skip that moments. But from the other hand when asslickin is made by mal to female I find it very hot. [Link]
Wild Billy Member I'm a Girl Watcher! 759 Posts 6/06	Posted - Nov 28 2008 : 8:54AM AussieAmateur wrote: I also don't like when positions are changed, they use a cut, I like to see the whole action of getting into a new position etc. Weird but yeah. Click to expand Me too! [Link]
AussieAmateur Member Can we just have sex please? 11 Posts 11/08	Posted - Nov 28 2008 : 11:01AM Thought of some more today, after watching some porn. Reverse cow girl - Just doesn't do it for me. Girl/Girl porn - I don't see the point without a load. Handjob/Blowjob only scenes - GTFO. [Link]
Bucho Member 44 Posts 8/03	Posted - Nov 28 2008 : 6:44PM All the driving around setups. Scenes that start out one on one then another guy just shows up. This annoys me to no end. Scenes that are jumped to in progress. Crappy video quality. Why bother with HD and bluray when alot of companies can't get DVD right? I see motion artifacts and pixilation and jaggies in a lot movies. [Link]
Offender Member 158 Posts 12/06	Posted - Nov 28 2008 : 7:49PM Wild Billy wrote: AussieAmateur wrote: I also don't like when positions are changed, they use a cut, I like to see the whole action of getting into a new position etc. Weird but yeah. Click to expand Me too! Click to expand Me three. [Link]
RocketMan Member 678 Posts 6/08	Posted - Jan 12 2009 : 8:02AM 1. When the girl doesn't take her panties off and just pulls it to the side while being fucked. 2. Seeing the inner workings of a girl's asshole. Gape is good, but prolapses...gross. 4. Bad teeth. [Link]
Offender Member 158 Posts 12/06	Posted - Jan 12 2009 : 8:31PM RocketMan wrote: 1. When the girl doesn't take her panties off and just pulls it to the side while being fucked. Click to expand Agreed! [Link]
coucher Member 54 Posts 1/07	Posted - Jan 13 2009 : 6:13AM nazgul82 wrote: Another thing. Asslicking by female to male. I skip that moments. But from the other hand when asslickin is made by mal to female I find it very hot. Click to expand I agree completely. [Link]

RevCo Member Pot 'n' Porn Party (PPP) 40 Posts 9/08	Posted - Jan 14 2009 : 12:32PM Here's one that I wonder about. Why the F do most porn women wear these ugly fishnet tops (in day-glow colors)? I mean WTF? This doesn't seem to have come out of some societal trend and they look ugly (the tops). Please inform :^) [Link]
Cubaking Deactivated User 6 Posts 1/09	Posted - Jan 14 2009 : 1:07PM Plot in the movie for example jules Jordan in one scene with amy Reid she arrests a guy for drunk driving the plot was longernthe the sex scene [Link]
htb066 Member 69 Posts 11/08	Posted - Jan 14 2009 : 4:00PM Aplus wrote: Male performers who won't touch the female's body during a scene, and the directors who suggest it. Click to expand totally disagree. i can't stand big-tit movies where the guys are constantly fondling the tits. especially during missionary- i'd rather see her tits bouncing freely than some fucking dude's hands all over them. [Link]
htb066 Member 69 Posts 11/08	Posted - Jan 14 2009 : 4:02PM RevCo wrote: Here's one that I wonder about. Why the F do most porn women wear these ugly fishnet tops (in day-glow colors)? I mean WTF? This doesn't seem to have come out of some societal trend and they look ugly (the tops). Please inform :^) Click to expand because they're sexy. i can't get enough of fishnets. they make the girl look sexy and slutty. AussieAmateur wrote: Girl/Girl porn - I don't see the point without a load. Click to expand yeah, and i hate the stupid fake orgasms at the end. Edited by - htb066 on 1/14/2009 4:08:04 PM [Link]
ntfighter Member 645 Posts 7/07	Posted - Jan 14 2009 : 4:16PM Aplus wrote: Male performers who won't touch the female's body during a scene, and the directors who suggest it. Today's female performers have some of the hottest bodies on the planet. Can't understand how the guys can keep their hands off them. [/quote I agree and include females who never touch the male.No touching=fake sex. [Link]
jettyman Member No matter what size the tits are....play with them.... 732 Posts 12/08	Posted - Jan 21 2009 : 12:09PM The main thing that bugs me in porn is, in (real, small, big or fake)tit movie's you can here tit play going on, but you can't see it. There is nothing worse than hearing a hot babe begging the stud to "squeeze my tits" or "play with my nipples" or my favorite "slap my tits" but all you can see is a close up of a cock in a pussy or arse. I know what's going on downstairs, I want to see some full body shots and facial expressions of the girls being fucked with tit play. Also no shots of contorted male faces, just mine will do! [Link]
bbounce Member 16 Posts 1/09	Posted - Jan 21 2009 : 1:18PM I am gonna have to go with excessive sweating by the male talent. Huge buzz kill for me. I know he might be putting in the "work" of his life but come on if you are working that hard there is a reason. More than likely that reason is because you cant get off and that just kills it for me. [Link]
Harri Patel Senior Member #SDNY he's all yours. -- Michael Steele 5110 Posts 3/03	Posted - Jan 21 2009 : 7:01PM Girls made up like they're drag queens, or in the Ice Capades or something. Gigantic fake eyelashes and huge swathes of color look stupid from just a few feet away, which is where the camera is most of the time in porno. [Link]