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SexShopGrl
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F is for Forty and Fabulous!
940 Posts
5/11
Posted - Jan 22 2013 : 7:30PM
A PM I just received on Fet....
Dumbass1985 27M
Illinois
written 6 minutes ago:
Hey there I was wandering if you would cover my mouth with your foot so I can't talk ? I drive truck and I'm close by

SexShopJulie 41F
Dayton, Ohio
written 7 minutes ago:
What makes you think I would be willing to do something like that?

Dumbass1985 27M
Illinois
written 5 minutes ago:
I don't know hun just saw you liked guys into feet and I like yours and honestly I would even pay you if you wanted plus I would give u a foot rub

SexShopJulie 41F
Dayton, Ohio
written 12 minutes ago:
No, thank you.

Dumbass1985 27M
Illinois
written 11 minutes ago:
Can I ask y

SexShopJulie 41F
Dayton, Ohio
written 1 minute ago:
Because I don't know you. Becuase I think it's bad form to message someone outright asking them to play out your fantasy. Because I am married. Because I don't just hook up with random people on the internet. Because offering to pay me as if that would make me seal the deal is insulting. Because I have self-resepct. Because I don't play without my husband's consent. Because I have very high standards in play partners. Because I am 14 years older than you. Because you used the letter "y" instead of spelling out the word "why."

Do you really need a reason other than me saying no?

So he's a truck driver looking for a foot girl to hook up with and he will "pay" me? ROFLMAO
Can't he hire a lot lizard to do that?

His Dudeness
All Business

Shut the fuck up, Donny!!
2793 Posts
4/10
Posted - Jan 22 2013 : 7:50PM
Let's set him up and I'll beat the fuck out of him with a bat and rob him of his truck
"I think you better check out TheDude because he is going to started an IR fight" - InFamous
SexShopGrl
Member

F is for Forty and Fabulous!
940 Posts
5/11
Posted - Jan 22 2013 : 8:01PM
I know, you're right, normally I wouldn't. I thought for a brief moment there might have been something in my profile that made him think he had a chance. But it seems as though he must have just read my fetish list and jumped the gun.
RandomPrecision
Senior Member

Enjoy!
8175 Posts
3/06
Posted - Jan 22 2013 : 8:56PM
SexShopGrl
Member

F is for Forty and Fabulous!
940 Posts
5/11
Posted - Jan 22 2013 : 9:10PM
From friends it's sweet. From a 27 year old I have never met, it's patronizing.
But that's just me. And I bet he's not calling me "sweetie" right now. LOL
 
Todd Gack
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"Oh, of course. Todd Gack."
849 Posts
6/12
Posted - Jan 23 2013 : 2:37PM
One of the takeaways here is that so many guys shoot themselves in the foot on adult-related dating sites. They think that just because a girl has a profile, that gives them carte blanche to be assholes in their first messages, then they bitch that they're not getting laid when it's their own damn fault. Approaching a girl on a site like passion, AFF, fetish, etc with respect unlike that dick in SGG's example often makes a guy stand out in a positive way.
ninja1
Senior Member

2939 Posts
1/08
Posted - Jan 23 2013 : 6:17PM
I don't think so. And I don't think they are stupid. Some of them get off on the humiliation/rejection aspect of it, and the rest of them are just entertaining themselves with the inanity and bullshit, having zero expectation of a reply. Their thrill comes from knowing someone is reading their stupid drivel.
SexShopGrl
Member

F is for Forty and Fabulous!
940 Posts
5/11
Posted - Jan 23 2013 : 8:50PM
Fetlife is a social network site set up like Facebook or Myspace. Although you can post personal ads in some of the social groups, it's not meant to be a dating site.
This is my profile,
Hi! I'm Julie!

I I no longer work at the shop. Nuff said. I have recently re-entered the field of dental assisting. I have been a dental assistant for about 20 years. No, I do not want or need to hear your dental horror stories. If you have a tooth or dental condition that is bothering you, call the dentist.

Just because I worked in a sex shop does not make me a whore or a slut. So before you go assuming things about me, think again.

To most of you I might seem rather boring. I'm not really into a particular fetish per say, I just like sex in general. Really, really good sex.......with mattress-pounding orgasms and copious amounts of praise to our creator.
You know, "Oh God! Oh God! Oh God!"

Just for the record (because apparently it needs to be said), I am not into D/s in any way shape or form. I'm am not a domme, mistress, ma'am, mommy, sub, lil, babygirl, your pet, slave or any other D/s title you might try to think up.

Furthermore, I have very good reasons which are none of your business why I am none of those things. If you think for one moment you can convince me or cajole me into changing, you're barking up the wrong damn tree. And this tree throws apples. I do not want to hear it so, do not bother asking. If you cannot deal with that, drop the collar and step away from the profile now!

I will Switch (T/b only) with the right people. That does not necessarily mean you are the right people.

I do have other interests. I'm a history buff and science nerd. I write fan fiction and historical fiction/historical romance. I love being outdoors but sometimes I need to hole-up in my room for a day or two and be all anti-social-like. I like cemeteries and sometimes spend the day walking through them, taking pictures. I also study thanotology. I love Star Trek TOS. Scotty is my man(so step off bitch). Red shirts forever! I love zombie movies. I am an avid reader. I LOVE LOVE LOVE (all you need is love) The Beatles.

I have recently gotten back into archery. I started shooting as an instictive traditionalist when I was 6 years old, gave it up when I got married and had kids. Now my oldest daughter has taken an interest and we are shooting together. Eventually I would like to tear up a competition course with her.

I'm not really interested in people who want to tell me they could fuck me better than my husband. Maybe you could, maybe you can't, I really don't care and disrespecting him is not the way to go with me.

I also want to add, IF YOU WANT TO FRIEND ME AT LEAST HAVE THE COURTESY TO INTRODUCE YOURSELF FIRST! I will no longer accept friends requests from people who don't at least shoot me a PM or two or respond in discussion threads first. I am not a friend collector and I have no use for people who PM me once or twice,friend me and then never contact me again. It's annoying and it clogs up my newsfeed with useless crap.

I have no interest in black jelly beans, war, punks, vandals, liars, people who mess with kids, body odor, messy bathrooms, fleas, lice, cat barf on my floor, Heather Mills McCartney or Michael Jackson. Some things are just not negotiable.

Do I know what I'm looking for? I have no fucking clue. But if you hum a few bars, I could probably fake it.
Perverted
Member

31 Posts
3/12
Posted - Jan 23 2013 : 8:54PM
I personally don't see what the problem is here.
What you are willing to do with someone is your own business. But why make such a big to-do about it?
This world is chock full of dumb people by the way.
SexShopGrl
Member

F is for Forty and Fabulous!
940 Posts
5/11
Posted - Jan 23 2013 : 9:03PM
it's about treating people with respect. Would you go up to a stranger on the street and ask them to engage in your foot fetish? No? Then why would you PM or email someone and ask them to do the same?
Guys wonder why they can't get a date or a hook up. This is why.
Todd Gack
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"Oh, of course. Todd Gack."
849 Posts
6/12
Posted - Jan 23 2013 : 9:45PM
ninja1 - There are guys out there - whether you want to believe it or not - that really ARE that stupid and really, honestly expect to get positive responses from girls with greetings like "Wanna fuck"? I see it all the time. Guys who belong to those sites are paying money to do so and most join with the goal of getting laid. Some may join for the motivation you describe but they've got to be in the minority. Do I have no data to back this up? Of course not.
SSG - That is one kickass profile. You are quite the renaissance woman! :)

Edited by - Todd Gack on 1/23/2013 9:45:37 PM

SexShopGrl
Member

F is for Forty and Fabulous!
940 Posts
5/11
Posted - Jan 23 2013 : 10:17PM
Thank Todd. I figure I did all the things I was supposed to do for the first 40 years of my life. The next 40+ are all mine.
Here is another gem...
"Hello,

How are you doing?

I really liked the pictures in your profile, you're very cute :)

I filled my profile a bit (and added some pics), so if you want to know more about me you can take a look.

I also have something a bit weird to ask you, I hope you won't mind too much: I lost a kind of bet with a dominant, and I'll have to swallow my cum, even if don't like this. And to make it more humiliating for me, and more interresting for her, she decided I'll have to ask girls on the net how the would make a male alone in webcam swallow his own cum. Then I'll have to give her the answers, she'll choose the 10 she finds the most interresting and humiliating, and we'll have to decide at random what happen. So I've to ask you. how would you make me swallow my cum?:(

Once, again ,sorry if I disturbed you..."

I mean really?

Todd Gack
Deactivated User

"Oh, of course. Todd Gack."
849 Posts
6/12
Posted - Jan 24 2013 : 1:32AM
^ Lmfao! Did you offer this poor douche any suggestions? :) I'd tell him he has to slurp it up "neat", no chaser!
mharris127
Senior Member

1844 Posts
8/09
Posted - Jan 24 2013 : 1:42AM
Tell Dumbass that you usually get to know someone before you engage in quasi-sexual contact. Preferably also not already be married although many nowadays are not completely monogamous. Also tell him that your husband is about to rub your feet while you are suspended from the ceiling by hooks inserted into your back. That should scare him off and make him upchuck into his steering wheel to boot!
TedtheBellhop
Member

767 Posts
6/09
Posted - Jan 27 2013 : 9:39AM
Yes. Guys are really that stupid.
If cemeteries are your thing and you're in Dayton, I highly recommend going to Cincinnati to visit Spring Grove Cemetery. It's beautiful and has gravestones, I believe, from the 1700's. Lots of people get married there. Not to be cool or goth or anything, just because it's that scenic.
 
SexShopGrl
Member

F is for Forty and Fabulous!
940 Posts
5/11
Posted - Jan 27 2013 : 10:36PM
^Yes, I know Spring Grove. It's 733 acres. I would love to go down and see it sometime but I rarely get to Cincy.
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