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| BustdownGal Member  539 Posts 7/06 |  Posted - Aug 27 2006 : 4:16AMThere are only 3 reasons to ask someone "Are you gay?" 1. You wanna fight. Prepare to choose. Cuz if you're gonna ask me that, I'm not gonna answer until you tell me which of the 3 reasons you're asking for. I only respect the first 2. Yes, my reversal of your question makes you feel dumb, but fuck, you just asked a dumb question. You never ask straight people if they're straight. You never ask straight strangers what kinda people they like to fuck. "I just asked because girls with tattoos and liprings are usually gay." God you are a shtupid cow. Moo your way out of this fecking club, Bessie. Don't beg me to smell your strawberry Aqua Net hair. Don't drag me to the dance floor by my belt loops like that girl in 7th grade did. Don't press your huge sweating udders on me for 3 songs in a row only to ask me 'are you gay?' then tell me your husband really loves your heaving milkbags. Go the feck home, wake up your fecking bull and get *him* to give you the attention you so emptily crave. Goddamn you boob-teasing bovine! I gave up paying attention to real lesbians tonight because of you! I gave up the chance to hit some primo poonany, you cud-chewing cunt! I would have *feasted* on that glorious red bush of yours, honey. You don't even know. Me: "Oh...well I'm sorry to hear that. No...it's ok. It was nice meeting you, though. You're really sweet." Now go home and fantasize about me, you drunken guernsey. One day you'll end up coming out of the closet for a girl who looks just like me. [Link] |
| ma meeshka Iconoclastic Member 3939 Posts 4/06 | Posted - Aug 27 2006 : 6:12AM what was that other thing you said? [Link] |
| Joey Starr Senior Member Still wanking after all these years. 8082 Posts 10/00 | Posted - Aug 27 2006 : 7:24AM Good on you, we need more lesbians around here! [Link] |
| Recoil Therapy Member Deep in flyover country 194 Posts 10/04 | Posted - Aug 27 2006 : 8:09AM [Link] |
| ma meeshka Iconoclastic Member 3939 Posts 4/06 | Posted - Aug 27 2006 : 9:03AM [Link] |
| Joey Starr Senior Member Still wanking after all these years. 8082 Posts 10/00 | Posted - Aug 27 2006 : 9:37AM [Link] |
| ma meeshka Iconoclastic Member 3939 Posts 4/06 | Posted - Aug 27 2006 : 9:41AM [Link] |
| katsirk Member Crush on Greg....mmm 812 Posts 7/06 | Posted - Aug 28 2006 : 2:33AM fecking A [Link] |
| croy Platinum Member Discovry 4574 Posts 3/04 | Posted - Aug 28 2006 : 4:37AM [Link] |
| dandaman Devil's Advocate Still stuck in hell's waiting room 384 Posts 1/05 | Posted - Aug 28 2006 : 1:13PM [Link] |
| Ryan81 Member 491 Posts 4/06 | Posted - Aug 28 2006 : 3:44PM [Link] |
| ma meeshka Iconoclastic Member 3939 Posts 4/06 | Posted - Aug 30 2006 : 9:07AM [Link] |
| BustdownGal Member 539 Posts 7/06 | Posted - Sep 2 2006 : 1:02PM [Link] |
jayo  All-Star Member 2117 Posts 7/04 | Posted - Sep 2 2006 : 3:23PM Unless you're a lesbian, in which case it would be nice to know before I make a fool of myself asking you out. [Link] |
| Twizted6 Senior Member Good & Evil is merely a matter of perspective, I perfer to call myself... Determined 1229 Posts 7/05 | Posted - Sep 2 2006 : 5:47PM [Link] |
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| threesomebody Official BlowBang Judge Would you like my autograph? 2491 Posts 12/04 | Posted - Sep 2 2006 : 6:47PM [Link] |
| ma meeshka Iconoclastic Member 3939 Posts 4/06 | Posted - Sep 2 2006 : 10:15PM *edited because i couldn't understand my syntax. Edited by - ma meeshka on 9/3/2006 5:43:25 AM [Link] |
| threesomebody Official BlowBang Judge Would you like my autograph? 2491 Posts 12/04 | Posted - Sep 3 2006 : 1:10AM [Link] |
| Recoil Therapy Member Deep in flyover country 194 Posts 10/04 | Posted - Sep 4 2006 : 12:09AM However to counteract that I did set up a weekend with our hot tub friends (Pagoda should remember them ) in a couple of weeks (anyone nearby want to take the kids for the weekend?) All in all, I think that the somewhat gay tendencies were counteracted by the other arrangements made tonight (that doesn't however reduce the alcohol content of this post - one thing at a time ) RT *** In defense of my masculinity, Mrs. RT had to go out of town on business & asked me to grab these guy's butts & say "hi" from her. In one case, the first time I saw one of them we were next to each other in the bathroom using the urinals. I had a strong suspicion that if I grabbed his butt then that he would jump so hard that he would pee in his eye. Amusing as that might be I restrained myself. In the second place I did what was asked, however upon reflection by the two of us it was agreed that I made a tactical mistake. At the time that I grabbed his butt his wife was standing right next to us (she's been in the hot tub too but that is a completely different story Hopefully the coming weeks will be better... [Link] |
| Bob All-Star Member 5516 Posts 3/03 | Posted - Sep 4 2006 : 1:58PM [Link] |
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| Mr-Christy Canyon Member Worshipper of the Canyon 135 Posts 5/05 | Posted - Sep 7 2006 : 4:12AM [Link] |
| Joey Starr Senior Member Still wanking after all these years. 8082 Posts 10/00 | Posted - Sep 10 2006 : 4:58AM [Link] |
| Bob All-Star Member 5516 Posts 3/03 | Posted - Sep 10 2006 : 12:45PM [Link] |
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). After the explanation that it wasn't my idea to fondle his ass he pointed out to me that after all these years of marriage that he & his wife were essentially interchangeable & that I should have grabbed her butt. At which point she blew me a kiss & walked off