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| Nookie_Monster Member  129 Posts 10/07 |  Posted - Oct 6 2007 : 5:21PMI never seen to learn. I'm currently involved with a stripper, and ive dated other ones before, and I can't help but wonder if they are all psychotic. All of them have drama, all of them have sorry ass ex boyfriends or husbands, who in most cases either wont work or have a drug dependency.Sure the sex is great. Why is it that crazy,wild, girls, have better pussy than normal sedate girls?They bite, claw, scream, and thrash around during sex but the bad points aways inevitably outweigh the good. It gets so bad I even talk to God and promise him that if he gets me out of this situation, JUST THIS ONE LAST TIME, I will never ever do it again. I'm like a little boy in a carnival who sees a shiny roller coaster and just has to ride it. It starts off fun but somewhere in the ride you wonder if your going to fast.A little further in the ride you know your going to fast! Towards the end you just want off so you can puke. You get off, you roll around and puke and swear your never doing this again and then,lo and behold, here is another shiny roller coaster in this distance ever prettier than the one before, and thus our story repeats! I wonder why red hot chili peppers is playing in my mind right now? Lol! [Link] |
| ma meeshka Iconoclastic Member 3939 Posts 4/06 | Posted - Oct 6 2007 : 9:45PM [Link] |
| threesomebody Official BlowBang Judge Would you like my autograph? 2491 Posts 12/04 | Posted - Oct 6 2007 : 10:55PM [Link] |
| Joey Starr Senior Member Still wanking after all these years. 8082 Posts 10/00 | Posted - Oct 7 2007 : 2:15AM [Link] |
| Joey Starr Senior Member Still wanking after all these years. 8082 Posts 10/00 | Posted - Oct 7 2007 : 2:16AM [Link] |
| katsirk Member Crush on Greg....mmm 812 Posts 7/06 | Posted - Oct 7 2007 : 2:32AM [Link] |
| conquistador Deactivated User Hellhamster. 2947 Posts 10/03 | Posted - Oct 7 2007 : 7:42AM "ive dated other ones before" coupled with "all of them have sorry ass ex boyfriends". This statement would seem to make the OP a sorry ass ex boyfriend of a stripper.  "you know your going to fast" Going without food because of a ride seems a little excessive to me. "you just want off so you can puke." Hey, I thought you were fasting, what would you puke, air? A very confusing and seemingly self deprecating post. Funny stuff. [Link] |
| ma meeshka Iconoclastic Member 3939 Posts 4/06 | Posted - Oct 7 2007 : 9:01AM wish i'd picked that up. [Link] |
| ma meeshka Iconoclastic Member 3939 Posts 4/06 | Posted - Oct 7 2007 : 9:03AM [Link] |
| Nookie_Monster Member 129 Posts 10/07 | Posted - Oct 7 2007 : 10:07AM [Link] |
| RandomPrecision Senior Member Enjoy! 8175 Posts 3/06 | Posted - Oct 8 2007 : 9:33AM [Link] |
| Jholmes Member 150 Posts 4/07 | Posted - Oct 8 2007 : 10:41PM [Link] |
| ma meeshka Iconoclastic Member 3939 Posts 4/06 | Posted - Oct 9 2007 : 12:21AM [Link] |
| Dracula Member Women's necks are too damned sexy for me! 756 Posts 3/06 | Posted - Oct 9 2007 : 2:04AM [Link] |
| darkangel Member 87 Posts 4/03 | Posted - Oct 9 2007 : 2:04PM HOWEVER, I have also been good friends with a lot of girls who were not strippers and there was drama and screaming anyway. That's just people for you (and not just women by the way!). After all that is said and done, my wife was as straight laced as they can possibly come when we first started dating. Once she learned to open up to me and was comfortable she became an absolute freak in bed, and that is a very, very, very good thing my friend. [Link] |
| BigBobxxx Senior Member 2681 Posts 5/04 | Posted - Oct 9 2007 : 3:24PM I am the "moth." If I had the time and the money, I'd share it with them gladly. I can think of worse things than drinking myself to death, lap-dancing my way to Hell, in strip-clubs :) Bringing them home, I guess, is another matter. That's what porn is for  [Link] |
| lenscap Member everywhere 185 Posts 10/05 | Posted - Oct 9 2007 : 8:48PM Enjoy and good luck... [Link] |
| SashaGrey Member 472 Posts 7/06 | Posted - Oct 20 2007 : 4:15PM the fuck junkie ♠ [Link] |
| Jholmes Member 150 Posts 4/07 | Posted - Oct 22 2007 : 4:21PM They go to Brothels ;) Prostis are much more fun than strippers + you get a happy ending Edited by - Jholmes on 10/24/2007 12:36:44 AM [Link] |
| SashaGrey Member 472 Posts 7/06 | Posted - Oct 24 2007 : 11:06PM [Link] |
| Dan Senior Member 2056 Posts 6/07 | Posted - Nov 11 2007 : 1:16AM [Link] |
| Nookie_Monster Member 129 Posts 10/07 | Posted - Nov 11 2007 : 7:50PM [Link] |
| BustdownGal Member 539 Posts 7/06 | Posted - Dec 16 2007 : 7:05AM Reread what lenscap said, Nookie. Dr. Phil says the same thing: "If you have a pattern of failing at dating, the only common factor in all those relationships is YOU." [Link] |
| Nookie_Monster Member 129 Posts 10/07 | Posted - Dec 16 2007 : 10:30PM [Link] |
| BustdownGal Member 539 Posts 7/06 | Posted - Dec 17 2007 : 9:28AM [Link] |
| kataboom master blaster ad astra per aspera 995 Posts 6/03 | Posted - Dec 17 2007 : 10:57AM [Link] |
| absynth Member absynth makes the heart grow fonder 434 Posts 8/06 | Posted - Jan 1 2008 : 12:19PM I've pretty much avoided strip clubs ever since. [Link] |
| studioline Member 303 Posts 8/07 | Posted - Jan 3 2008 : 11:05AM If you can't stand the heat stay out of the kitchen. But how can you stay out of the kitchen when the food smells so good? [Link] |
| grimm New Member 5 Posts 1/08 | Posted - Jan 5 2008 : 11:43PM [Link] |
| Cornell Lingus Senior Member Carryin', contrarian, libertarian 2982 Posts 1/08 | Posted - Jan 9 2008 : 1:37AM [Link] |
| Cornell Lingus Senior Member Carryin', contrarian, libertarian 2982 Posts 1/08 | Posted - Jan 9 2008 : 1:38AM Edited by - Cornell Lingus on 1/10/2008 7:29:31 PM [Link] |
| PornoHolik Member 45 Posts 2/08 | Posted - Feb 5 2008 : 5:08PM But ohhh don't get to know one. Drama? Oh my god. Crazy? Totally. Drive you INSANE? Worse than waterboarding. Additionally, they lie, cheat, steal, and in deep-down in their sexy, tattooed hearts, they think men are scum. Other than that, goth girls are great. [Link] |
| bigdick Member 777 Posts 12/01 | Posted - Feb 8 2008 : 5:38PM [Link] |
| johnny brazil Member 67 Posts 9/07 | Posted - Feb 11 2008 : 6:59AM [Link] |
| masumane Member 11 Posts 8/08 | Posted - Aug 31 2008 : 11:30AM This one crazy bitch totally fucked around with my head, basically led me on, then decided she was bored with me like 2 days later. oh wait, ALL girls do that :\ [Link] |
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| BigBobxxx Senior Member 2681 Posts 5/04 | Posted - Aug 31 2008 : 12:25PM (And, I don't mean in a prostitute kind of way) [Link] |
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