I haven't been in this site for a very long time. After B. Pumper was "terminated" from Evil Angel, he founded his own company, called Freaky Empire. Since then, he has cranked out so many movies, including "Gapeman 4" and "Gapeman 5". I've also noticed that he has directed two masturbation-only videos which seem similar to "Buttman's Stretch Class" series. I also noticed how his artworks and video titles are nastier than ever, with titles so graphic, it's insane. I am wondering, has anyone seen some of his new videos? I am very curious about them and I may end up checking out 2 or 3 of them. Has anyone seen "Gapeman 4" and "Gapeman 5"? Which one is a better video (I assume the fourth one, as it looks better than the fifth one. Besides, Kristina Rose is starting to get on my nerves?! Has anyone planned to review these videos? Will B. Pumper do a "Mr. Butt Fetish 2"? If so, I wonder who he'll cast. What I really wanted to see from B. Pumper was an "Asian Butthole Stretchers" video, starring Mika Tan, Annie Cruz, Katsumi, Asa Akira and Max Makita. This is my ultimate dream porno video of all time. But, I guess it's too late for that for various reasons. I'm unsure if Katsumi is still active in porn and Mika Tan works at the Bunny Ranch, so I assume she's not even an option, unfortunately. I e-mailed Pumper asking him about this over a year ago and I would have loved to see a video like this so much... Edited by - Long Noel on Nov 1 2010
Gapeman 4 and 5 have same style and production quality as the ones released under Evil Angel. However 80% of the scenes end with a creampie which I can't stand. Still worth renting though
There appeared to be a semblance of quality control on the early Gapeman's. Now its gone to hell. No menage a trois in Gapeman 5. Cream pies bore me.
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AsianAnalPantyhoserGuy Deactivated User
Ass fucking/ foot fetish/ pantyhose= insanity! 465 Posts 3/10
Posted - Nov 2 2010 : 11:55PM
Dude, You are right on the money with your idea on the Asian Butthole Stretchers theme. Unfortunately, there seems to be an embargo on anything "Asian, that's good". All Asian themed productions have become edit, or absolutely abusive. Good luck seeing Asa appear with Pumper. She's too hot to appear with a half-way decent stud. Closet homos will pass her back and forth for a long time before she does a real good scene. Trust me. [mod edit: enough with the homophobia.] Edited by - killbillvol69 on 11/4/2010 7:21:38 AM
Well, I just saw "Gapeman 4" last night and I may come back to review it (as a bonus review). I also bought his "Wide Open Slippery Ass Meat" video and something tells me Pumper will get it in here. Most Asian porn isn't effective, but "Asian Booty Worship" from L.T. was brilliant and worth an instant buy. I hear L.T.'s new "Asian Booty" video is tight as well. I reviewed an Asian Ass Obsession video from Oriental Dreamz, called "BTC: Between the Cheekz #5" and it blew me away, though there was hardly any penetration in these videos. It's about time we've seen some videos like this... worshiping Asian women's butts! These are the kinda videos I've looked for... for years. Too bad Jade Marcela and Leanni Lei aren't around anymore to be in videos like this... They were old school Asian anal queens! And how the hell could I forget Jandi Lin?! I know she's retired, but she would have went great in "Asian Butthole Stretchers" also!
Kristina Rose was superhot in Gapeman 5. I am getting more and more found of you Kristina. Really like how natural everything seems for you and you got a really nice and big gape :) Only thing i missed was an anal creampie for you, but you are fantastic anyway! Ashli Orion who is another favourite of mine did also do another great scene! The whole movie really hade a nice cast and I wish Brian Pumper will continue to do this kind of movies, even thou I think he should lay off the accent :)
Well, opinions are like assholes, sweetie. Everyone's got 'em. My opinion is this: You're overated, sweetheart! FACT: There's nothing cute about you picking your nose, either. That avatar HAS to go! {smiles} Edited by - Long Noel on 11/3/2010 3:33:50 PM
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rski Deactivated User
282 Posts 10/04
Posted - Nov 3 2010 : 5:50PM
I dont like Brian Pumper much but I cant deny his films are fucking decent. sometimes the gapeman stuff is perfect and really hits the mark, the recent scene with Ashli Orion was incredible, for guys that like big butts and anal you would be hard pressed to find a better scene, if you know of one please tell me?!!! no doubt he is an annoying guy to a lot of people, sometimes his chat is a wood killer. he covers gapes a lot as well which really pisses me off, why gape a girl if your goning to cover it up!!! but all in all its more good than bad. my personal fave scene that he did was with emma hearts in ass spread, that was one intense butt boning with one of the best big ass girls in porn history. so i got a bit of a love hate thing with him, he seems like a real dick but his material is the best out there so what you gonna do?
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AsianAnalPantyhoserGuy Deactivated User
Ass fucking/ foot fetish/ pantyhose= insanity! 465 Posts 3/10
Posted - Nov 3 2010 : 6:07PM
It scares me to remember the beating my cock took when Jade Marcella and Leanni Lei were doing all that anal back in the day. I saw "Asian Booty Worship", I believe LT is a pretty cool dude, but I don't think he's a very strong performer. He just seems to be holding all the cards. Oriental Dreams Productions, I don't really bother with it anymore, I've seen enough of their format to know that they will never come close to putting out anything that appeals to me. Worshiping a butt is very, very boring to me. It sucks that some of the world's finest women do some of the lamest porn I've ever seen. Put those Jap girls in a GAPEMAN flick and you'd have something that would be NUCLEAR. I like Jandi Lin too. Never saw her do anything that impressive though. "Asian Butthole Stretchers" would have probably done her more justice than the typical pairing with Manuel Ferrara I became so accustomed to. She always seemed to perform wearing shoes, I passed that stuff up. She also did one of those stupid foot worship videos, with all the usual ridiculous foot-jobs and shit. She got some sexy ass little toes, and one of the hottest anal gapes I've ever seen. What a combination that would have been.
Worshipping a woman's ass is the best thing ever. Besides, that's real pornography and the kind of sex I enjoy in real life! If the same concept gets done over and over and repeated, it does get boring. This is why I feel people like Belladonna, B. Pumper and Mike Adriano are keeping the Ass Obsession genre alive. I feel it would be a complete bore if all we had to look forward to were Jules Jordan's "Ass Worship" and even Manuel Ferrara's "Evil Anal" videos. John Stagliano still gets it in, but he repeats the same kind of ass obsession. I've said this in my review for "Buttman's Stretch Class 4", he surprised me in 2008 and 2009 with videos like "Buttman's Oddyssey" and "Buttman's Beautiful Brazilian Ass" (where he was obviously influenced by the rough and violent sexuality of Jake Malone). Japanese girls in a "Gapeman" video?! Maybe, but I'd stick with "Asian Butthole Stretchers", which would be the perfect addition to his "Latin Butthole Stretchers" and "Black Butthole Stretchers" videos (both were classics, one of which I own). I don't think I've seen a flawless Jandi Lin scene, either. My favorite scene with her was in "Fuck Slaves 3" (I loved the part where she got rode hard on the couch by T.J. Cummings). Her scene in "Buttman's Stretch Class" would have been great, only if there were more shots of her booty instead of Mr. Stagliano using all those clothes pins on her!
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AsianAnalPantyhoserGuy Deactivated User
Ass fucking/ foot fetish/ pantyhose= insanity! 465 Posts 3/10
Posted - Nov 3 2010 : 7:26PM
^Variety is the spice of life. You worship the ass and I'll worship the anal gape. "Asian Butthole Stretchers" ....I am visualizing it with a boner. Mad props to you!
pornography wasn't sex but fantasies of an impossibly hospitable world 12377 Posts 9/07
Posted - Nov 5 2010 : 12:14PM
Seems to me that Pumper is more interested in the anus than the ass, I find his titles frustrating as he will cast good women with big booties but then have them opening their ass cheeks constantly during the tease and sex scene.
There is plenty of criticism to go around, regarding botched tease sequences. Practically everybody shoots too close. They need to pull back to show more of the overall body shape to fully appreciate a big booty. A screenfull of ass is no better than a screenfull of anus; both are too close to show what I wanna see.
IF ALL you see is asshole or a dick going into an asshole it might as well be a dude's asshole as a girl's. Basically, gay porn. Adriano has this problem with his scenes, too.
Gravity as Curved Space: Bootymeister's Theory of General Relativity 1589 Posts 11/08
Posted - Nov 6 2010 : 8:37AM
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I agree, Mika Adriano's stuff on Evil is for me unwatchable. Even 95% of the ass only shots are dominated by either his head, hands or gerbs. Also, the picture quality is poor. After watching "Anal Overdose", I had a Mike Adriano overdose and I do not watch his stuff at all, even when he features my A-list pornstars. He's the genius who figured out how to make Monica Santhiago boring. Right now, Jynx Maze is on my hot list and the hot list of many others, but I will not see her Adriano scene. I understand he has a substantial resume, but Mike Adriano seems like a Bang Bros reject.
To me Brian Pumper and Mike Adriano make the best hardcore porn on the market. Great looking girls with unbelievable bodies...not a lot of STUPID insipid dialog and amazing camera angles and shots of the girls I WANT TO SEE. Brian Pumper has had the BEST collection of black girl EVER to appear in any porn series....EVER. I dont know why you guys complain Thank you Brian Pumper and Mike Adriano! Keep doing what your doing and fuck the haters! These girls that appear in these movies are giving more and more of themselves to these scenes and you bitches complain? I remember you a-holes complaining that Kristina Rose didnt do anal....Now she does....she is getting her asshole plowed,blown out by the likes of Rocco and others and is looking amazing doing it and now....."she is getting on my nerves"? Oh go bite bricks you bitches!
Also,Brian Pumper is a bit annoying.I've got a few of his movies cos his has some great casts but can't quite get past the fact that he gets on my tits abit
Nobody has complained about the girls. The complaints are about how those guys don't know how to use a camera. Don't you worry; I'm sure they won't change anything because of our complaints. But you'd better be buying double and triple everything to make up for all of us so-called haters who aren't spending our money on wack porn.
I think Adriano does a good job with the openings, the teasey stuff ... and seems to get really good performances out of the girls ... especially oral. I'm just not that fascinated with close-up anal. It's the camera thing, not the chemistry. Most porn girls I talk to who have done scenes with/for Pumper express contempt.
I respect Brian Pumper as a the director in my opinion the concept he has about how to carry a scene is great(a lot foreplay in the beginning of a scene,good footage and close ups,casting hot chicks for the most part) but as a performer is just a wacky caracter obsessed with foot and ass fetish(ass sniffing????),90% of his scenes with half penetration, gape close ups every 30 seconds,never get to intimate with the females,etc,etc.
Gravity as Curved Space: Bootymeister's Theory of General Relativity 1589 Posts 11/08
Posted - Nov 7 2010 : 4:35PM
Good point about Brian Pumper. Some pornstars have actually expressed those things in the BTS segments. I always pay attention to that with his scenes. In Gpeman 5, Kristina Rose and Lea Lexus did a great job working with B Pumper. Boith scens were excellent. Actually, Lea Lexus has done 3 great scenes with B Pumper.
^Devious (a BBW) said in a BTS that she didn't enjoy her scene with him. Not in an unpleasant/negative sense, but more like disappointment/letdown, compared to her expectation based on (to her) his physical attractiveness. I think it was some Evasive Angles DVD in which she says it, and her comment draws big off-camera laughter from the interviewer and some other guys in the background.
The only difference is people care about my assholes and MY assholes makes me money. :) P.S. Everyone loves my nose picking. Get over yourself.
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Young Herschel Deactivated User
404 Posts 10/09
Posted - Nov 8 2010 : 2:41PM
I agree that some people fail to capture to full curvature of the female frame with too many camera close-ups. Evasive Angles with Mark Anthony and TT Boy were the best at getting great POV shots of big beautiful booties. My problem with Brian Pumper is this: he never learned how to fuck (PERIOD). If you watch any of his old flicks with West Coast Productions or Evil Angel or Evasive Angles, Brian Pumper constantly applies the Sean Micheals technique of slumberfucking. Case in point: on Desparate Mother and Housewives with Tiffany Mynx, the stage was set for a tremendous scene but, as usual Pumper fucked it up with his pose-for-the-camera shot style of sex. Now insert Mark Anthony for a scene with Tiffany Mynx (See Big White Wet Butts) and the scene is spectabulous!!!! I cannot support Brian Pumper for the same reason I cannot support John E Depth or Sean Michaels: they will each find a way to ruin a potentially great scene, I promise you, I promise you they will. Trade them out and insert Mark Anthony, Prince Yahshua or Justin Slayer and you will have a great scene GUARANTEED!
I'm sure he's on of few who don't like you... I thought your Gapeman scene was great and you did an awesome job of playing along with the whole gapeman thing... especially when you sort of imitated him, lol... that was funny. Any plans of working with Mike Adriano any time?
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dboy2612 Deactivated User
203 Posts 11/09
Posted - Nov 9 2010 : 12:01AM
The only part good from Kristina's scene in Gapeman was her phatass in those pants! I would love to see her in those or the pants she wore in Ass Stretchers POV in every one of her scenes, lol.
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dboy2612 Deactivated User
203 Posts 11/09
Posted - Nov 9 2010 : 12:03AM
God, this guy is a fuckin idiot. He finds worshipping ass boring??? Good thing his lameass got banned, lol.
Mark Anthony?! Are you kidding?! Prince Yahshua and Justin Slayer are awesome-ass performers. No doubt about that. I haven't seen Prince Yahshua's directorials, but Pumper is a much better director, to me, than Slayer. Again, nobody shoots ass like Pumper and I'm afraid Slayer's videos aren't as "nasty" as Pumper's videos are, which is why I love Pumper's videos so much! No doubt, Slayer is a wonderful performer AND businessman, though. Just saw "Wide Open Slippery Ass Meat" and I will be more than happy to add a bonus review for that one. Other Pumper flicks like his "Slimy Vagina" and "Butts, Tits, Feet" seem like they'll be very enjoyable!
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Young Herschel Deactivated User
404 Posts 10/09
Posted - Nov 9 2010 : 7:34PM
^^ Not a fan of Evasive Angles circa 2004-2009? That was one of the best porn companies around before they went downhill this year. Thick Ass White Girls, Little White Slave Girls and Big Bubble Butt Cheerleaders were three of the best IR series of the decade hands down, and they were all produced by Mark Anthony who also starred in many of them.
I agree than Prince Yahshua is a solid performer but in my opinion Mark Anthony is just average(probably a little better than LT) and lets face Slayer was the weakest link in the Pipe Layers series probably the main player was J. Monty an matter of fact the series without him wasnt the same anymore.
I've never liked Evasive Angels' stuff. I hated their DVD menus and felt they were almost as demeaning as the shit JM Productions brought out. But I will say they did bring out a few videos I liked. The "Naomi" compilation for the Big-Butt All Stars was tight and worth owning. Maxx Black's "Disturbing The Pussy" series was on point. He was a very young and virile pipe layer. I wonder where he is now! As a performer, Maxx Black was on fucking point!
In some of his movies, there's no rapping at all. But he does compose his own music for every movie he makes. He only raps a lot in his all-black videos or some of his ethnic series. No rapping for Gapeman, unless the opening credits count. No rapping for Wide Open Slippery Ass Meat (which I just reviewed). Now, I plan to see the video he did with Delilah Strong. I doubt if he raps in it, either. Though I enjoy some of his raps, you can say there's none or hardly any raps in his greatest and more serious videos! Before I ever saw a Pumper video and I heard of his Phattys Rhymes & Dymes series, I thought he was gonna be rapping WHILE fucking the ladies, which would have been an honest disaster!
Gravity as Curved Space: Bootymeister's Theory of General Relativity 1589 Posts 11/08
Posted - Nov 10 2010 : 4:19PM
B Pumper can showcase the ladies' physiques when he wants too. He does a good a job with his tighter shots highlighting the physique during the sex. He seems to understand hands-free fucking, unlike Manuel Ferrara who covers the asses with his hands. In his 3 Lea Lexus scenes he has done a fair job showing her off. In "Big Phat Round White Booty", he does one of the best jobs I have seen in showcasing Austin Taylor.
Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time. George Carlin 1567 Posts 2/07
Posted - Nov 10 2010 : 6:40PM
How many assholes do you have? If more than one, this I have to see. "You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friends nose." You go girl, dig for gold!
I meant to put in my new review for "Wide Open Slippery Ass Meat" that Pumper DOES get to fuck Ashli Orion and Violet Monrow in the butt, but it only lasts for under 90 seconds. He busts prematurely, giving them an anal creampie. Ashli licks the nut off the carpet. When I first saw the movie, it flew past me as it happened so fast. I just bought a copy of this DVD! Pumper is hard as hell... And I am in awe over Ashli Orion's fine ass fucking self!
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mikesalami Deactivated User
1505 Posts 7/10
Posted - Nov 12 2010 : 7:51PM
Sounds hot... I assume this is after some vag fucking? That's part of what I like about Pumper... he has a relatively big cock which he can actually get fully hard... unlike many guys.
No vag fucking at all. No vag play. This is the only fucking that's in the video. Read my review... It's a solo masturbation video, with only 90 seconds of Pumper fucking Violet Monroe and Ashli Orion. Pumper as a video called Stretched Out Slimy Vagina (I believe that's the name), where it's the same shit. But no anal. Just all vaginal with some ass obsession.
Posted - Nov 1 2010 : 1:12PM
