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| skronker Notable Legendary Icon  Scopophiliac 9780 Posts 9/02 |  Posted - Nov 11 2005 : 10:23PMLately, I’ve noticed a trend in porn films that mirrors my own peculiar taste for oral pleasuring in my private life. The act to which I refer may go by several names – ball-sucking, nut-worship, scrotal spit-bathing, ‘nad-nudging, swallowing-the-oyster-straight-from-the-shell, and sampling the testicular-tasting menu – but I rather prefer the term: squirreling. This is when the lady draws her man’s heaving ball sac into her mouth, and gently pushes the delicacy (or delicacies, if her appetite so warrants) to and fro inside her mouth, allowing the tender, nerve-rich spheroid to nestle inside one cheek. It gives the female partner the appearance of a squirrel that has happily seized upon some wintry fruit of the limb, and triggers a rush of lidinal excitement deep within the male loins. It is, I must confess, tremendously and deliciously enjoyable … whether the nuts be acorns, pecans, walnuts or roasted almonds, of the type hand-holding couples so delight in tossing to the real squirrels in the city’s many verdant parks. Squirreling. I like the sound of it. Don’t you? [Link] |
| Twizted6 Senior Member Good & Evil is merely a matter of perspective, I perfer to call myself... Determined 1229 Posts 7/05 | Posted - Nov 11 2005 : 10:38PM [Link] |
| skronker Notable Legendary Icon Scopophiliac 9780 Posts 9/02 | Posted - Nov 11 2005 : 10:45PM I missed that one! Hmmmm .... and here I thought I was gonna get a Nobel prize or somethin'. [Link] |
| Loraine Senior Member 1559 Posts 3/04 | Posted - Nov 12 2005 : 1:44AM [Link] |
Hardware  All-Star Member Your other left 14595 Posts 3/02 | Posted - Nov 12 2005 : 2:21AM [Link] |
| Bob All-Star Member 5516 Posts 3/03 | Posted - Nov 12 2005 : 3:58AM Now why the fuck can't I write like that, huh? Oh well, at least I can .
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| skronker Notable Legendary Icon Scopophiliac 9780 Posts 9/02 | Posted - Nov 12 2005 : 8:02AM This is what happens when I go from 100 posts a week to 3! Loraine, come an git it! [Link] |
| lindi Senior Member 12345 3205 Posts 9/02 | Posted - Nov 12 2005 : 10:30AM [Link] |
| Loraine Senior Member 1559 Posts 3/04 | Posted - Nov 13 2005 : 6:06AM [Link] |
| von_swine Member Dominance & Persecution. 919 Posts 1/04 | Posted - Nov 14 2005 : 3:03AM [Link] |
| skronker Notable Legendary Icon Scopophiliac 9780 Posts 9/02 | Posted - Nov 14 2005 : 10:05AM I'm adding that to my repertoire! [Link] |
| Isabel_Ice Member I was living in the dark... but now I see the light... 338 Posts 2/04 | Posted - Nov 14 2005 : 4:14PM [Link] |
| Bob All-Star Member 5516 Posts 3/03 | Posted - Nov 14 2005 : 5:13PM (I have a nice smile, see. ) [Link] |
| Bob All-Star Member 5516 Posts 3/03 | Posted - Nov 14 2005 : 5:31PM Your ode to squirreling so tickled Ms. Bob that she almost choked on my nuts while laughing. (At least, I'm pretty sure it was your wit and not the size of my penis that she was amused by.) [Link] |
| skronker Notable Legendary Icon Scopophiliac 9780 Posts 9/02 | Posted - Nov 16 2005 : 9:35AM [Link] |
| Isabel_Ice Member I was living in the dark... but now I see the light... 338 Posts 2/04 | Posted - Nov 16 2005 : 11:37AM [Link] |
| von_swine Member Dominance & Persecution. 919 Posts 1/04 | Posted - Nov 16 2005 : 2:57PM [Link] |
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