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| Poop Chute Papa Member  Hail To The Bum! 8 Posts 2/08 |  Posted - Feb 4 2008 : 2:46PMAll Hands on Deck! I am seeking recommendations for movies that reflects the makers total devotion, appreciation and worldly knowledge of the Bum, that with which is acquired only by years of study and experience. Being a little long of tooth, I cannot travel as easily as I once could, so I spend a good portion of my time at home, writing my memoirs and watching the Tele. I plan to fill up some time by starting a DVD collection. I am looking for purveyors that can pass my stringent guidelines. Now indulge me once again, that I may re-introduce myself and apologize to Mr. HeyNow for a transgression that I apparently committed. Admittedly new to operating procedures and protocol adhered to on this vessel, I erred with my "Hail to the Bum" thread, and it found itself shipped out to the "World News and Nonsense" department. Now that I have clear understanding of the regulations aboard this vessel concerning what each forum is for, I can post appropriately. I am fondly known to many as the "Poop Chute Papa". The name was bestowed upon me by a lovely lass that I met at an exotic port of call many years ago. You see, I am a retired Rear Admiral in the Royal Navy, and I have had the distinct pleasure of sampling some of the loveliest bums from every corner of the earth. The recall of names may fail me at this juncture of life, but I remember every last bum with precise detail. The fragrances, the shapes and sizes are seared into my memory as though it was yesterday. Before you accuse me of being a blabbering old man, I will make my point. How many of you share my passion for the total immersion of ones self into the fleshy clefts of a magnificent mound of moon? My mind percolates thoughts of bum every waking moment of each and every day! Having lost my dear significant other a few years back, I am left to my own devices and memories. I wish to converse and DISCUSS DVDs with other like minded individuals on this lovely forum that can appreciate and revere the bum in all its infinite glory!!! Who is with the Admiral? Edited by - Poop Chute Papa on Feb 5 2008 Edited by - heynow on Feb 5 2008 [Link] |
HeyNow  Oblivious Gold Star Hey! 5965 Posts 1/03 | Posted - Feb 4 2008 : 9:38PM Your first post seemed to be an introduction of yourself - but there is no reason it can't have happy life as a moved thread. And there is no shame in "World News and Nonsense" - I don't think! [Link] |
| BumBum Member 395 Posts 1/07 | Posted - Feb 4 2008 : 11:07PM [Link] |
| Poop Chute Papa Member Hail To The Bum! 8 Posts 2/08 | Posted - Feb 5 2008 : 12:54PM Servus Mr BumBum - If I had a male offspring I would surely and aptly name him BumBum. Brilliant! Thank you for the recommendations! I certainly like the ring of "Big Wet Asses" being the salty old dog that I am. I'll also check out this Jules lad. One of my favorite authors of all time is named Jules Vern. The Admiral [Link] |
| Poop Chute Papa Member Hail To The Bum! 8 Posts 2/08 | Posted - Feb 6 2008 : 7:47PM The Admiral has spoken! You are officially on report and confined to ship pending further investigation! [Link] |
| BlackSix All-Star Member pornography wasn't sex but fantasies of an impossibly hospitable world 12377 Posts 9/07 | Posted - Feb 7 2008 : 3:52AM [Link] |
| Poop Chute Papa Member Hail To The Bum! 8 Posts 2/08 | Posted - Feb 8 2008 : 12:26PM After witnessing William H and Elegant Angel's blatant disregard for women in Big Wet Asses volume 11, I decided to continue my quest for someone who reveres women and shares my passion with the Bum. Next port of call was this lad named Jules and a movie entitled Ass Worship volume 10. Once again I was greatly disappointed and appalled. I saw nothing whatsoever that led me to believe that these interludes involved men who held women in high esteem. Certainly it was a gross misrepresentation to use the word "worship" in the title. Pray tell, at what juncture of modern mans evolution did aggressive sexual behavior and choking become the model for worshipping the fairer sex? Duly Noted, consider yourself on report and confined to ship pending further investigation. The Admiral [Link] |
| Tobin Deactivated User 450 Posts 11/07 | Posted - Feb 8 2008 : 1:02PM +1 These guys are not into butt, just long 3 ring circuses. Stagliano is/was the only pornomaker who actually loved ass. [Link] |
| fatalbert Member Diagonally parked in a parallel universe 576 Posts 5/03 | Posted - Feb 8 2008 : 1:54PM I dearly hope they end up in irons on the orlop deck, and I repectfully touch my forelock to you, Sir, as I share your righteous anger over this misogynous mutiny. [Link] |
| Poop Chute Papa Member Hail To The Bum! 8 Posts 2/08 | Posted - Feb 9 2008 : 5:59PM Words never have rung truer. Circus indeed. Mr William and Mr Jules you haven't a modicum of respect for women. I remand you both to remedial classes on how to properly treat a lady. Furthermore, you are confined to quarters untill such time that you display sincere contrition for said acts. I do strongly suggest that you both reflect long and hard on your offenses. You are expunged from my list of future DVD purchases. Servus Fatalbert: By the authority vested in me by her Royal Majesty, I hereby commission you to the rank of Petty Officer. Your task is to help regain the quarterdeck of porn from these subordinate Midshipmen. A glimmer of hope resides in me that this Mr Stagliano you speak of, can restore the respect and devotion to Bum DVDs that was so brazenly absent in Mr Williams and Mr Jules movies. The Admiral edited by the admiral for proper puncuation [Link] |
| Poop Chute Papa Member Hail To The Bum! 8 Posts 2/08 | Posted - Feb 11 2008 : 5:03PM The Admiral [Link] |
| Bojangalz Member "The BookSmart DeviL" 414 Posts 9/07 | Posted - Feb 12 2008 : 12:30AM Also check out Brianna Love is ButtWoman..also shot by Sam No..just b/c her ass has single handedly kept the kleenex company afloat during these tough financial times... And last but not least you should Check out "The Jenny Hendrix Anal Experience"... just b/c every Ass Connoisseur should... [Link] |
| BlackSix All-Star Member pornography wasn't sex but fantasies of an impossibly hospitable world 12377 Posts 9/07 | Posted - Feb 12 2008 : 5:13AM [Link] |
| Bojangalz Member "The BookSmart DeviL" 414 Posts 9/07 | Posted - Feb 12 2008 : 8:53AM I just know she shot 4 of my favorite movies last year in Brianna Love is Buttwoman Annette Schwarz is Slut Woman Massive Asses Massive Asses 2 [Link] |
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