Bad porn names (page 2)

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atlas Member 50 Posts 10/10	Posted - Oct 12 2010 : 6:29PM Names that are so over-the-top porn like that they could be used as jokes for a SNL porn parody, I.E. Lex Steele. [Link]
Dave_K99 Member 497 Posts 12/07	Posted - Oct 12 2010 : 9:35PM It's annoying when I want to check out a performer's work and find that their name's ungoogleable, but apart from that I don't care too much. [Link]
spit roast Member 66 Posts 4/06	Posted - Oct 19 2010 : 12:18PM Is Woody Long a really excellent male pornstar name, or a very poor one? Hard to beat Dirk Diggler I reckon... peace SRx [Link]
ControlFreak Member At the end of the day, it is what it is. 629 Posts 12/09	Posted - Oct 19 2010 : 12:39PM Thumbs up to Kelly Surfer, Alexis Texas, Tweety Valentine, Kagney Linn Karter and others. By the way, Ole Miss coach Houston Nutt has a brother named Dickey who coaches basketball. [Link]

ControlFreak Member At the end of the day, it is what it is. 629 Posts 12/09	Posted - Oct 19 2010 : 8:55PM Pete Zaface wrote: Worst porn name of all time has to be Stryc-9. Click to expand Yeah, think I agree with that. Don't know what she was thinking there, although didn't she later go by or alternate with the name Cherry Mirage? Which is a bit better. Although, again, the 'cherry' as the first name is too on-the-nose for my tastes personally. Click to expand My fave male star is Arson Nick. It's a shame he never got a chance to work with her. [Link]
cm37564 Senior Member 1105 Posts 9/05	Posted - Oct 24 2010 : 10:12AM Stryc-9 would be a perfectly good name for a rapper (if a porn star hadn't already used it) hell, I remember expecting her to drop some rhymes or something. . like Brian Pumper :) I've seen "Friday" referred to as "Linda Friday" before Edited by - cm37564 on 10/24/2010 10:13:19 AM [Link]
Brummie Senior Member 3389 Posts 1/09	Posted - Oct 24 2010 : 12:01PM Amber Lynn Sounds like one of King Henry VIII's six wives. [Link]
Lordish Senior Member This is Mandy Dee. I am more in awe of her than I was of Greta 1478 Posts 1/04	Posted - Nov 16 2010 : 12:44AM I posted about this in another thread but got no replies. I'll try it here. The current (and now Major League Rookie of the Year) catcher of the SF Giants is named: Buster Posey Change that to Buster Posie, and Voila, you have a totally hideous but usable porn woman name. How's that? lordish [Link]
raybbaby Member Sarah knows why Barack won! 482 Posts 12/09	Posted - Nov 16 2010 : 12:01PM What? No Dick Fitzwell? [Link]
LadyB Black and Blue, USA 161 Posts 2/05	Posted - Nov 16 2010 : 5:59PM Unfortunately, some of these terrible names are given to the girls BY their agents. :P [Link]
EL TEA Senior Member 1088 Posts 6/08	Posted - Nov 17 2010 : 8:23AM How about FAST BLACK and HALF GUN, those name will keep u up at night!, LOL. [Link]
Karloff Deactivated User 319 Posts 7/10	Posted - Feb 22 2011 : 4:44PM Fast Girl is hot tho. [Link]
SwirlieCEO Member Swirlie.Com 241 Posts 11/09	Posted - Feb 22 2011 : 6:15PM Let's be honest... a lot of these girls are shot out so fast from the industry that it's a waste to give them an awesome name. It won't be properly utilized. Not to mention that even though a lot of their names are kinda dumb, it all has to do with marketing. You get the right force behind a girl and their stupid name becomes cool. - Swirlie Porn with Swirlie [Link]
ControlFreak Member At the end of the day, it is what it is. 629 Posts 12/09	Posted - Feb 22 2011 : 9:16PM As much as I love Charlotte Stokely, girls with names that sound like they might be the girl's real name are a turn off to me. It makes them seam as though they might be trying to intentionally embarass their parents. [Link]

Cheater! Member 8 Posts 11/06	Posted - Feb 23 2011 : 9:19AM I like both MacKenzee Pierce and McKenzee Miles. But their forenames are hard to spell :) MacKenzee Pierce: McKenzie MacKenzie McKenzee Miles Makenzie McKenzie McKensee Edited by - Cheater! on 2/23/2011 9:19:40 AM [Link]
lazboy Senior Member 1040 Posts 10/10	Posted - Feb 23 2011 : 9:40AM I hate names that end with three x's. For instance, Tara Lynn Foxxx. Tara Lynn Fox looks and is way better! [Link]
GERONIMO3000 Member 97 Posts 3/05	Posted - Feb 23 2011 : 1:04PM RandomPrecision wrote: the unknown pervert wrote: If having a unique name was a necessity for success in porn, Bolivia Samsonite would have been the next Jenna Jameson. Click to expand Who wants to stick their dick in South American luggage? Click to expand LOL! Bolivia Samsonite. That has to be the funniest ever. I wonder if Samsonite ever came after her. ;-) I still get pissed off with the one-name stars cause you can't look up any info. With regards to the overuse of the "Lynn" surname, there is always a trendy surname going around. I remember when it was "Jolie" a few years ago. Not sure if there is trendy surname nowadays. [Link]
Mojo Deactivated User 1223 Posts 9/03	Posted - Feb 23 2011 : 3:24PM Another crappy named girl on SocietySM recently was "Little Angel". I mean, that's practically the name of a movie! Along with being an expresssion it makes it not at all good when doing searches. [Link]
Arditti Member 529 Posts 5/07	Posted - Feb 23 2011 : 9:14PM Here are very good names : - Stoya - Alisha Klass - Inari Vachs - Celeste - Dana Dearmond Good names, but it could be better : -Lauren Phoenix - Charlotte Vale - Layla Jade - Aurora Snow (Aurora and Snow are names widely popular) - Audrey Hollander - Kimberly Kane Bad names : - Aliz (or Liz???) Try to find out some information about her with such a name and a pop star's name will surface instead. - Alyssa (Russian pornstar) - Amber Rayne. Don't mispell it (Raine, Rain...) - Lorelei Le (or is is Lee, Lei???) And please no more Ginger, Lexi nor Tammi (Tammy!)... [Link]
killbillvol69 All-Star Member ^Lucy Pinder 18631 Posts 4/08	Posted - Feb 23 2011 : 10:48PM lazboy wrote: I hate names that end with three x's. For instance, Tara Lynn Foxxx. Tara Lynn Fox looks and is way better! Click to expand Actually, she spells it with two x's! Tara Lynn Foxx [Link]
DanaDeArmond Porn Unicorn TheInternetsGirlfriend.com 2786 Posts 1/06	Posted - Feb 23 2011 : 11:35PM Before you go knocking my name maybe you should know that it is my real name, and NO it needs no improvement. [Link]
Finfrock Member 91 Posts 2/05	Posted - Feb 24 2011 : 1:58AM Holly Hollywood was a super-lame name. She is actually one of my all-time favorite porn stars but she picked a really stupid name. [Link]
Finfrock Member 91 Posts 2/05	Posted - Feb 24 2011 : 2:04AM Dana D- I don't think anyone was knocking your name; they actually said it was a good name. For the record, I think it's a fine name & I think you are one of the best (and hottest) performers in the business but I guess we should question your reading comprehension. JK, just messing with you; I read your tweets & you are one of the smartest & wittiest girls in the business but you had a mental gaffe on this one. [Link]
DanaDeArmond Porn Unicorn TheInternetsGirlfriend.com 2786 Posts 1/06	Posted - Feb 24 2011 : 2:12AM Nope, its a sensitive subject. It offends me when people butcher my name or have something to say about it. My name is great and I'm proud of it. Needs no improvement. You're just trying to tease me so I'll tie you up and tickle you until you pee! I'm on to you buddy! [Link]

torris Senior Member Deep within Mila's anus 1827 Posts 1/00	Posted - Feb 24 2011 : 7:43PM Finfrock wrote: Holly Hollywood was a super-lame name. She is actually one of my all-time favorite porn stars but she picked a really stupid name. Click to expand Maybe it was an hommage to Melody Griffiths character in Body Double, that was her porn name. Brian DePalma 1983 or so. A role that should have gone to Annette Haven. [Link]
Pete Zaface Senior Member 3064 Posts 8/03	Posted - Feb 25 2011 : 5:09PM A new nominee: A new girl up at LADirect is going by the name Asphyxia. Really. [Link]
crumpet Member 233 Posts 4/08	Posted - Feb 26 2011 : 8:41AM I always thought Renee Pornero was a rather funny porn star name. I love Dana DeArmond's name and the fact that it's her real name. I do also like when they are creatively funny like Courtney Cummz or interesting names like Aurora Snow, Andy San Dimas or Jynx Maze. [Link]
Hodel Deactivated User 462 Posts 12/11	Posted - Mar 21 2012 : 12:04PM Pete Zaface wrote: A new nominee: A new girl up at LADirect is going by the name Asphyxia. Really. Click to expand How can I Google it? [Link]
Jonny Jay Outlier Moderator 5990 Posts 8/09	Posted - Mar 21 2012 : 12:15PM My fellow Brit Betty Swallocks. Never could decide whether it was a good or bad name but it certainly makes me laugh every time I see her name in a title. [Link]
grmi- Member Si Vis Pacem Para Bellum 429 Posts 1/10	Posted - Mar 21 2012 : 1:18PM The worst names are the male pornstars names. [Link]
Void Terra Firma Member 7 Posts 3/12	Posted - Mar 21 2012 : 1:39PM Captain Tight Pants wrote: Brooklyn Night Click to expand I dunno... That name is actually kind of awesome. Probably not the most google-friendly, I guess. [Link]
taking New Member 1 Posts 3/12	Posted - Mar 21 2012 : 2:27PM [mod edit: comment removed. you've already posted this in its own thread. It doesn't belong here.] Edited by - killbillvol69 on 3/21/2012 6:56:17 PM [Link]
danielle_ftv Member 307 Posts 12/11	Posted - Mar 21 2012 : 8:35PM Which do you guys prefer more, Danielle Delaunay or Danielle Jones? Danielle FTV - www.DanielleFTV.com [Link]
Peoples Temple Member People tell lies my friend. Some people like publicity. I don't like publicity. 674 Posts 5/11	Posted - Mar 21 2012 : 10:48PM danielle_ftv wrote: Which do you guys prefer more, Danielle Delaunay or Danielle Jones? Danielle FTV - www.DanielleFTV.com Click to expand Any name that separates a performer from the rest of the pack is fine with me. Delaunay is more uncommon than Jones so I would prefer it for separating herself from the others. On another note, one girl whose name I really like because I have never seen anything like it, I can't even associate an origin with it is... Genie Onyx I wish she had stayed around longer. One other thought, nothing is more annoying than when you try to find a girl and come up with a different girl with a similar name and are confused. I try to look at the bios, the heights to compare the girls to differentiate them. Bottom line, if you like a girl, it does not matter how difficult it is to pronounce her name or how to spell it, you will find a way to do it to find her. Edited by - peoples temple on 3/21/2012 10:58:10 PM [Link]

killbillvol69 All-Star Member ^Lucy Pinder 18631 Posts 4/08	Posted - Mar 21 2012 : 10:51PM danielle_ftv wrote: Which do you guys prefer more, Danielle Delaunay or Danielle Jones? Click to expand I'd go with Jones over Delaunay. Lots of people won't know how to spell and/or pronounce "Delaunay". You'll get Delaney, Delauney, Delany, Delauny, etc. Also, there was already a porn girl named Delaney Daniels and that's close enough that it would cause confusion. Although "Jones" is a common family name, there aren't actually a massive amount of popular porn girls that have used it, and none of them have used a first name similar to "Danielle", so I think you're good to go with it. [edit: added quote] Edited by - killbillvol69 on 3/21/2012 10:53:59 PM [Link]
Wild Billy Member I'm a Girl Watcher! 759 Posts 6/06	Posted - Mar 21 2012 : 11:24PM danielle_ftv wrote: Which do you guys prefer more, Danielle Delaunay or Danielle Jones? Danielle FTV - www.DanielleFTV.com Click to expand I like Danielle Jones. I like multi-syllable first names with simple one-syllable last names. By the way, you are lovely. [Link]
matchmaker Senior Member 24909 Posts 4/05	Posted - Mar 22 2012 : 2:19AM It's bad when a pornstar has a name with various spellings and that gets misspelled many times. The best example is Allysin Chaynes. Could you imagine trying to find pics, clips or sites devoted to her on the Internet when her name goes by at least 6 or 7 different spelling variations? [Link]
danielle_ftv Member 307 Posts 12/11	Posted - Mar 22 2012 : 2:38AM I really like this thread (and thank you everyone for the input about my last name). I didn't choose my name "Danielle" (the FTVGirls photographer did) but it kind of grew on me. I never really thought about how much a name makes an impact on your career but reading this thread has definitely given me some idea. Danielle FTV - www.DanielleFTV.com [Link]
Void Terra Firma Member 7 Posts 3/12	Posted - Mar 22 2012 : 2:40AM I found some image results for Alice in Chains while doing a search on Allysin Chaynes. Also kind of lulzy: Pretty sure there was a performer who went by the name Pantera. Good luck with that search. Edited by - Void Terra Firma on 3/22/2012 2:43:39 AM [Link]
Harri Patel Senior Member #SDNY he's all yours. -- Michael Steele 5110 Posts 3/03	Posted - Mar 22 2012 : 3:00AM Finfrock wrote: Holly Hollywood was a super-lame name. She is actually one of my all-time favorite porn stars but she picked a really stupid name. Click to expand I saw her being interviewed on some internet porno TV thing years ago; at one point she was talking about moving into a new place, and I logged into the chatroom and asked whether, in light of the move, she would be changing her name to Stu Studiocity. I believe her response was, "talk to the hand." [Link]
Leyden Senior Member The people have spoken. I'm a nitpicking dick. Woo! 8751 Posts 1/04	Posted - Mar 22 2012 : 3:02AM I agree with killbill re Delaunay. I look at that and am not sure how to pronounce it. Then you get the outsourcing of box covers and it'd get spelled 10 different ways. Jones would avoid that. My silly idea: Pick a last name that is shared with a current LA sports player. Even if they don't know how to spell Bryant or Kemp or Gasol or Griffin or Havlat, they can find it in the sports pages. [Link]
matchmaker Senior Member 24909 Posts 4/05	Posted - Mar 22 2012 : 3:08AM Void Terra Firma wrote: I found some image results for Alice in Chains while doing a search on Allysin Chaynes. Also kind of lulzy: Pretty sure there was a performer who went by the name Pantera. Good luck with that search. Click to expand [Link]
Leyden Senior Member The people have spoken. I'm a nitpicking dick. Woo! 8751 Posts 1/04	Posted - Mar 22 2012 : 3:10AM Also kind of lulzy: Pretty sure there was a performer who went by the name Pantera. Good luck with that search. Click to expand There have been several performers named Mercedes. Good luck with that search. [Link]
Pete Zaface Senior Member 3064 Posts 8/03	Posted - Mar 22 2012 : 9:56AM And several who go by, simply, "Rose," including an uber-hot European blonde who hasn't done nearly enough scenes and a two-or-three-and-done (apparently) Hispanic hottie who shot for Bang Bros. Good luck with searching for them. [Link]
mikebarrx Deactivated User 256 Posts 1/08	Posted - Jan 12 2017 : 11:05AM DanaDeArmond wrote: Before you go knocking my name maybe you should know that it is my real name, and NO it needs no improvement. Click to expand That is awesome! Same with Nikita Bellucci. [Link]
mikebarrx Deactivated User 256 Posts 1/08	Posted - Jan 12 2017 : 11:08AM Anyway, I stirred this pot again because I found this today: http://ladirectmodels.com/model.php?n=Pocket Pocket. Yes, Pocket. [Link]
killbillvol69 All-Star Member ^Lucy Pinder 18631 Posts 4/08	Posted - Jan 12 2017 : 8:54PM ^ There's a reason for that name. Long story short, she was named Pocket Sins because Johnny Sins and Kissa Sins got her into the biz and made her their contract star. The idea was that she's really petite, so she's not a full Sins, she's a 'pocket' Sins. Get it? Anyway, before any scenes could even come out the Sins had a falling out with her, but fans on twitter had already gotten to know her as Pocket. So she kept that part, but she couldn't keep the "Sins" (nor would she want to). So, Pocket it is. [Link]
A_Fan Deactivated User 1187 Posts 9/16	Posted - Jan 13 2017 : 1:11AM I always thought "Long" was the worst one.... both men and women have used it over the years and I found it so generic. I think these days there are more women creating better and unique performance names. [Link]
Aya Senior Member All The Cool Girls Are Lesbians 7439 Posts 6/14	Posted - Jan 13 2017 : 1:41AM It seems Alliteration has been a pretty effective method; Jenna Jameson, Riley Reid, Asa Akira, Jillian Janson, Kayden Kross, etc. [Link]
cormac Senior Member 1093 Posts 1/14	Posted - Jan 13 2017 : 6:48AM Janice Griffith chose her name because it was as far away from sounding like a porn star that she could think of. I get confused over stars with lots of xxx's. Ana Foxxxxxxxx for example - I love her but I can never remember how many xxx's to stick into a search. As for parody-like names, Flick Shagwell always makes me laugh. [Link]