Bad porn names (page 4)

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Regick Member 618 Posts 1/15	Posted - Apr 18 2019 : 5:21PM Cass Traited No one has that porn name....YET! [Link]
elgringoviejo1958 Senior Member From the land of peasant living 1152 Posts 12/16	Posted - Apr 18 2019 : 7:38PM Jamie Gillis. Just because. [Link]
killbillvol69 All-Star Member ^Lucy Pinder 18631 Posts 4/08	Posted - Apr 19 2019 : 3:04AM ^ elgrin that's enough. It's clearly off topic. It's the person, not the name, that you have a problem with. [Link]
elgringoviejo1958 Senior Member From the land of peasant living 1152 Posts 12/16	Posted - Apr 19 2019 : 7:23AM I will leave it alone, but what happened was a crime. [Link]

pat362 Senior Member 10078 Posts 3/10	Posted - Apr 19 2019 : 7:49AM philly26 wrote: I came across a performer the other day with one of if not the worst name I've heard for a pornstar...Poopea. Um okay lol Click to expand This is one of those times when a performer uses a stage name that in her own language (French) is more than acceptable but if pronounced in English is much less so. Poopea basically translates to Doll-e-a. The good news is that someone must have mentioned the problem with her stage name because she is now Polly Pons. [Link]
drdd75 Senior Member 1409 Posts 3/16	Posted - Apr 19 2019 : 8:29AM There are a lot of performers with cheesy/corny names in general. I'd say the bad names are the ones that are close to celebrity names or ones that copy straight from a current pornstar without them checking to see if the name was already used. It's so annoying when that happens. I don't like it when pornstars use a single name either. It throws you off and it's harder to search online. [Link]
philly26 Senior Member Fly Eagles Fly Super Bowl LII Champions Nova Nation 2016 and 2018 National Champions 5180 Posts 2/16	Posted - Apr 19 2019 : 1:33PM pat362 wrote: This is one of those times when a performer uses a stage name that in her own language (French) is more than acceptable but if pronounced in English is much less so. Poopea basically translates to Doll-e-a. The good news is that someone must have mentioned the problem with her stage name because she is now Polly Pons. Click to expand Thanks for the info, yeah who ever advisted her to change her stage name did her a favor or she realized it doesn't sound good in America. It is more acceptable in French for sure. I guess Polly Pons is better, makes me think of Polly Pocket lol [Link]
philly26 Senior Member Fly Eagles Fly Super Bowl LII Champions Nova Nation 2016 and 2018 National Champions 5180 Posts 2/16	Posted - Apr 19 2019 : 1:40PM elgringoviejo1958 wrote: I will leave it alone, but what happened was a crime. Click to expand The "crime" is posting off topic stuff. Its a normal name you posted, this forum is for out there/odd names etc. Case closed [Link]
Leyden Senior Member The people have spoken. I'm a nitpicking dick. Woo! 8751 Posts 1/04	Posted - Apr 19 2019 : 1:59PM Blair Underwood How soon will she get sued and have to change it? [Link]
philly26 Senior Member Fly Eagles Fly Super Bowl LII Champions Nova Nation 2016 and 2018 National Champions 5180 Posts 2/16	Posted - Apr 19 2019 : 2:05PM ^ Someone should probably advise her to change it. Its one thing if she spelled it differently but the fact that she didn't leaves her vulnerable to the possibility of getting sued. [Link]
j990j New Member 3 Posts 5/19	Posted - May 22 2019 : 11:43PM Paige Turnah [Link]
onlybalogna Member 720 Posts 10/15	Posted - May 23 2019 : 7:05AM Alya Stark [Link]
rearadmiral All-Star Member 6510 Posts 12/11	Posted - May 23 2019 : 11:27AM A model who was active years ago (1998-2004) always gave me a chuckle due to her name: Bolivia Samsonite. I often wondered if she had a sister who wanted into the business too. She could have gone by Paraguay Tourister. (I note from Bolivia's IAFD page that she had another bad porn name in her history too: Eva Braun.) [Link]
Regick Member 618 Posts 1/15	Posted - May 23 2019 : 1:21PM Natalie Porkman.... bad name, but she looks like Natalie Portman mixed with Gal Gadot. [Link]

philly26 Senior Member Fly Eagles Fly Super Bowl LII Champions Nova Nation 2016 and 2018 National Champions 5180 Posts 2/16	Posted - May 24 2019 : 1:37PM ^ I was just about to put her name as well. The worst name I've heard in awhile. [Link]
Mass Facialties Deactivated User "Facialized Vol. 7" 2021 AVN Awards Winner: Best Oral Movie 9308 Posts 9/13	Posted - May 24 2019 : 2:17PM I never bothered to click on this thread until today; I never really noticed it, actually. Scrolling through this page and the last, this particular post stood out to me: Jackie Treehorn wrote: For a porn studio, DOGFART has to be the most unappealing name I have ever heard. Click to expand I've never bothered to find out why they've got this name. [Link]
Hal3000 Member 613 Posts 3/18	Posted - May 24 2019 : 5:02PM Slim Poke or Darwin Slimpoke, I do not know what is more bizarre the name or the guy behind it. [Link]
philly26 Senior Member Fly Eagles Fly Super Bowl LII Champions Nova Nation 2016 and 2018 National Champions 5180 Posts 2/16	Posted - May 24 2019 : 11:06PM Mass Facialties wrote: I never bothered to click on this thread until today; I never really noticed it, actually. Scrolling through this page and the last, this particular post stood out to me: Jackie Treehorn wrote: For a porn studio, DOGFART has to be the most unappealing name I have ever heard. Click to expand I've never bothered to find out why they've got this name. Click to expand I have always thought it is a terrible name and have always wondered myself why its called Dogfart. [Link]
drdd75 Senior Member 1409 Posts 3/16	Posted - May 24 2019 : 11:33PM The problem with the DOGFART name is the "fart" in it. That turns everyone off. That's also close to the "dog poop" phrase, and the fact that it's an IR site. It's a really, really, bad name for an IR site and it's a shame. I do like certain scenes from DOGFART but I'm not a fan of most of their style. IR scenes from Blacked, Jules Jordan, or Dark X are a lot more professional. I actually wish there were more professional black porn sites or even ones with professional black directors, but that's for a future conversation. [Link]
jackdore Member 512 Posts 6/16	Posted - Jun 10 2019 : 2:58PM Some years ago there was a performer called Debi Jointed which has always stuck in my mind as a particularly daft name. [Link]
Mass Facialties Deactivated User "Facialized Vol. 7" 2021 AVN Awards Winner: Best Oral Movie 9308 Posts 9/13	Posted - Jun 10 2019 : 3:07PM On the subject of the Dogfart Network and the origins of its name, there is this definition of the term "dogfart" provided by Urban Dictionary: The noise coming out of a little white girl's punani when she gets fucked from behind, aka doggystyle, by a black monsterdong. Synonym for pussyfart. Technically, each time the big schlong penetrates the white girl's fanny, it pushes air into the vagina. This pumping and pushing creates a wet sucking noise, resembling a fart. The bigger the dong and the tinier the pussy, the bigger the decibels. A group of black monsterschlongs who made it their trademark of digging tiny white chicks, decided to name their website after the phenomenon of the dogfart. Click to expand [Link]
jackdore Member 512 Posts 6/16	Posted - Jun 10 2019 : 3:21PM Well you learn something new every day [Link]
Muesliman84 Deactivated User 41 Posts 12/17	Posted - Jun 10 2019 : 3:31PM Diamond Kitty. It's basically a stripper name taken into porn. [Link]
Strongbad Senior Member 1481 Posts 5/07	Posted - Jun 10 2019 : 7:58PM Not sure why these girls changed their names but the change was not for the better in my opinion Lilly Ford > Lilly Lit Chloe Couture > Chloe Cherry [Link]

tall_tee Member 258 Posts 11/17	Posted - Jun 11 2019 : 2:53PM Boo Dilicious Most of the punny names qualify but that one's particularly drag worthy. Might not be terrible in the spirit of the OP's definition, as she readily pops up on a search (actually cute too), but still. [Link]
HenryChinaski New Member 3 Posts 4/18	Posted - Jun 11 2019 : 3:42PM They didn't know it at the time, but because they used single names like Sierra and Champagne, a lot of super hot 90s stars are hard as hell to find online. Google "Champagne" and it's a whole different chick. There's a million girls with Sierra in their name... But 90s Sierra was a goddess [Link]
philly26 Senior Member Fly Eagles Fly Super Bowl LII Champions Nova Nation 2016 and 2018 National Champions 5180 Posts 2/16	Posted - Jun 13 2019 : 1:26PM Chanel Shortcake, both the first and last name are out place to me. Almost like Chanel Westcoast. That's who I (unfortunately) think of when I hear the name Chanel and using food in your porn name is lame imo. [Link]
Original Randy Member 150 Posts 2/10	Posted - Sep 20 2019 : 2:22PM Bad MILF name: Dusty Vagina (Thank God not in use. Yet) Edited by - Original Randy on 9/20/2019 2:23:09 PM [Link]
Gore Gore Girl Doctor of the Erotic Arts 7238 Posts 1/09	Posted - Sep 20 2019 : 4:32PM philly26 wrote: Chanel Shortcake, both the first and last name are out place to me. Almost like Chanel Westcoast. That's who I (unfortunately) think of when I hear the name Chanel and using food in your porn name is lame imo. Click to expand Ha. I kinda like that. Although, it would work better if the first name had three syllables. Chantilly Shortcake. [Link]
pinton1956 New Member 4 Posts 9/19	Posted - Sep 21 2019 : 12:53PM just about every porn actress has a fucked up stage name, then again those names match perfectly with their trashy looks and personalities anyway. Angelina Valentino (not Valentine) who starred in just one video with banana dick Castro about 9 years ago is an exception, a real name that matches her real persona, a real life woman who never faked her act during her video, and a real shame she only did the one video. [Link]
bumblaster Senior Member 4880 Posts 4/12	Posted - Sep 22 2019 : 1:33PM Henna Ssy is pretty bad Mia Split also Hello Titty is eye roll inducing [Link]
Seijuro Senior Member 1389 Posts 12/09	Posted - Oct 11 2019 : 5:34AM RIP but Nicole Clitman definitely makes this list. [Link]
rearadmiral All-Star Member 6510 Posts 12/11	Posted - May 31 2020 : 3:34PM I just watched a scene on Exotic 4K with a star that I hadn't seen before. She's very cute but her name gave me a chuckle: Christian Charity. She starts the scene with a butt plug inserted and then there is more anal toy play both solo and when the male talent arrives but there is no anal sex... [Link]
Panoramata Senior Member 15829 Posts 11/06	Posted - Jul 31 2020 : 9:37AM Chloe Lamour messes up my lists regularly . [Link]

Abe Froman SKOC Member If I want to see creampies, I'll buy a box of Twinkies 708 Posts 7/16	Posted - Aug 1 2020 : 2:03AM Strongbad wrote: Not sure why these girls changed their names but the change was not for the better in my opinion Lilly Ford > Lilly Lit Chloe Couture > Chloe Cherry Click to expand Some girls who changed modeling agencies ended up changing their names as a condition of getting released from their contracts, this may have something to do with it... [Link]
beeznutsonly Member 52 Posts 5/21	Posted - Jun 4 2021 : 1:28PM Though easily distinguishable, "Bruno Dickemz" has to be the most outrageously cheesy porn name I've ever seen [Link]
somenamehere Deactivated User 40 Posts 5/21	Posted - Jun 4 2021 : 4:53PM Off topic because I am not saying they're bad names, but it's funny how many time Dakota SKye has changed her name. I first started watching her while she was still bitchassfuckingfuck. Then she used brooklynkaye, kayebrooklyn, eventually dakota skye, kota skye, and i can't even remember them all, but definitely some more mixed in there. I don't think she even cares that people know her real name, though. [Link]
Hotdog_6961 Member 42 Posts 5/21	Posted - Jun 10 2021 : 1:30PM Agree with the overuse of Foxx, Foxxx, Rox, Roxx, etc but also the overuse of "Monroe": Memphis Monroe, Alexis Monroe, Madison Monroe, Indica Monroe, Kelsi Monroe, Mellanie Monroe, etc Not that they're bad names, just unoriginal. [Link]
tnalover Member 19 Posts 10/19	Posted - Jun 10 2021 : 2:57PM Regick wrote: Natalie Porkman.... bad name, but she looks like Natalie Portman mixed with Gal Gadot. Click to expand Yup. Came across her for the first time last week. God, what a stupid name. [Link]
tnalover Member 19 Posts 10/19	Posted - Jun 10 2021 : 2:58PM j990j wrote: Paige Turnah Click to expand I came here to mention her name. I thought she was gorgeous and amazing on camera but holy fuck, that name. [Link]
bumblaster Senior Member 4880 Posts 4/12	Posted - Nov 16 2021 : 8:01AM Gotta add Slimthick Vic to the list. Gorgeous girl but bad porn name. [Link]
Swiftus Deactivated User 49 Posts 11/21	Posted - Nov 16 2021 : 8:48AM Ginger Vitus, Kelly Lingus, Fanny Deep, Anita Softwood, Lucy Lips, Teen LaQueefa, Tammy Salami, Cherry Poppins, Scarlett Flow, Vadgelina Holie, Michelle J Fox, Justine Beaver [Link]
Swiftus Deactivated User 49 Posts 11/21	Posted - Nov 16 2021 : 9:38AM Swiftus wrote: Ginger Vitus, Kelly Lingus, Fanny Deep, Anita Softwood, Lucy Lips, Teen LaQueefa, Tammy Salami, Cherry Poppins, Scarlett Flow, Vadgelina Holie, Michelle J Fox, Justine Beaver, Ella Elastic Click to expand [Link]
rearadmiral All-Star Member 6510 Posts 12/11	Posted - Nov 16 2021 : 1:56PM bumblaster wrote: Gotta add Slimthick Vic to the list. Gorgeous girl but bad porn name. Click to expand Amen to that. [Link]
nothing8675309 Member 31 Posts 3/19	Posted - Nov 18 2021 : 2:13PM I always had a hard time with Charlie, until people started calling her Charlie Garcia [Link]
Secret Guy Senior Member Stay Beautiful 2407 Posts 10/17	Posted - Nov 18 2021 : 2:25PM A performer has recently shot a scene for Jules Jordan. Slimthick Vic (And yes, she's female) Who on earth comes up with these kind of stage names. [Link]
shalalin Senior Member 1733 Posts 11/07	Posted - Nov 22 2021 : 11:00AM Relatively new male performer Berry McKockiner's name certainly made me roll my eyes the first time I read it a little while ago. [Link]
bumblaster Senior Member 4880 Posts 4/12	Posted - Nov 22 2021 : 4:18PM ^that one is pretty bad indeed. Another on the bad porn names list is Bess Breast. Not as bad as Slimthick Vic but right up there [Link]
AvyRox Member 775 Posts 2/08	Posted - Nov 22 2021 : 5:05PM Poopea Pons [Link]
Secret Guy Senior Member Stay Beautiful 2407 Posts 10/17	Posted - Nov 22 2021 : 5:07PM ^ The name she uses on Twitter, Vic Marie is a better stage name. [Link]