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Leyden
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The people have spoken. I'm a nitpicking dick. Woo!
8751 Posts
1/04
Posted - Apr 29 2022 : 8:41PM
Porn guy Wrex Oliver is now going by Mike Coxlong on Team Skeet sites.
rearadmiral All-Star Supporter
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Posted - Jan 13 2024 : 6:41PM
Lysagna DelRay. Then again, I suspect eating Lysagna would be at least as pleasurable as eating lasagna.

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Shadow115
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332 Posts
7/09
Posted - Jan 14 2024 : 9:35AM
I would use FatSkinny Vinny or ShortTall Paul as my porn name in honor of her.

Edited by - Shadow115 on 1/14/2024 9:37:38 AM

crazy8ight
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You Gotta Go There To Come Back
114 Posts
7/11
Posted - Aug 29 2024 : 12:30AM
how about some recents: hot girls though.....

Dan Dangler... hot chick.. i swear you wouldnt think she is

Jesse Pony... just ugh

Karma X.... sounds like Jason X sequel

 
pjk11
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Posted - Nov 11 2024 : 6:42AM
OMG.
rearadmiral All-Star Supporter
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Posted - Jul 15 2025 : 4:04PM
Minion
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123 Posts
3/10
Posted - Jul 18 2025 : 6:57PM
I'm staying out of this one
bumblaster
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Posted - Jul 19 2025 : 8:14AM
The Minion is a pretty bad name too ;)
Minion
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Posted - Jul 22 2025 : 10:14PM
Wasn't my decision
rearadmiral All-Star Supporter
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Posted - Jul 25 2025 : 8:58AM
bumblaster
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Posted - Jul 25 2025 : 6:57PM
This thread needs to be locked because there can be no worse name and we have reached the depths of awful.

Diabeticoochie

Yes, you read that right DIABETICOOCHIE!!

This is a drop the mic event.

rearadmiral All-Star Supporter
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Posted - Jul 26 2025 : 7:46AM
^ Jesus... Why?????
bumblaster
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Posted - Jul 26 2025 : 3:28PM
^this was also my reaction!

Why choose that name but also why would an agent not step and say something!

Agregator
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2/15
Posted - Jul 27 2025 : 5:28AM
Also a funny Name ^^

https://www.indexxx.com/m/ren-nuisance

 
rearadmiral All-Star Supporter
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12/11
Posted - Jul 28 2025 : 2:53PM
Got another one.

Mommy Sorry. She only shot one scene in 2024 and then nothing. IAFD lists two scenes, but one of those is the BTS scene for her See Him Fuck shoot. The scene is labeled as being a real-life couple, so both her and the guy may be one-and-done.

https://www.iafd.com/person.rme/id=63772f98-980c-4549-b813-959672272a7c

She's good looking. I think she'd be more than welcome in the business.

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RitaDismyqueen
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169 Posts
11/23
Posted - Jul 30 2025 : 6:16AM
What about CC Doll (Cottage Core Doll). This name unmatches her stunning beauty as well as superb performances.Screenshot_20250730-131101.png
Bella
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383 Posts
3/23
Posted - Jul 30 2025 : 5:27PM
rearadmiral All-Star Supporter
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6510 Posts
12/11
Posted - Jul 30 2025 : 6:50PM
^ Frog Hater????? WFT????
Bella
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383 Posts
3/23
Posted - Jul 31 2025 : 7:56AM
^Did you read down the comments? HA HA HA HA HA!
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RocketMan
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677 Posts
6/08
Posted - Aug 13 2025 : 1:43AM
I want to see a porn star called 'C Bizkit'
VMessiah
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8 Posts
10/25
Posted - Oct 25 2025 : 10:51PM
Alliteration is a good guide to inventing good fictional names/alias etc that are memorable, roll off the tongue easily, sound good and importantly in this day and age, searchable. I think some really fail to take into consideration the complexity of finding them online if they have very common names or ones with odd spelling. I can't even remember what her name was now (see?) but I was searching for this model I discovered a couple of weeks ago and the stupid spelling of her name made it almost impossible to find her. You won't last long or build much of a following if people can't easily find you online.
Agregator
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Posted - Oct 26 2025 : 3:25AM
also a funny Name and the "Star" is Important here^^

https://www.indexxx.com/m/confetti-star

RitaDismyqueen
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169 Posts
11/23
Posted - Oct 26 2025 : 7:09AM
Has anyone mentioned the following pornstars with these stage names?
-Rick Nasty
-Jack the Rippher
-CC Doll
RocketMan
Member

677 Posts
6/08
Posted - Oct 29 2025 : 3:45AM
She recently changed her name, but to me Kate Rose will always be 'Dry Mango'.

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Feet N Ass
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2249 Posts
12/19
Posted - Nov 5 2025 : 9:57AM
studrams
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7/16
Posted - Nov 5 2025 : 8:39PM
Electra Eats Glass, she has a couple of vids on Nookies.com sites.
Definitely drifting into any category other than great choice.
zwgfrxhiel
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598 Posts
4/23
Posted - Nov 7 2025 : 12:48PM
Has anybody mentioned

Little Puck - Love her scenes though!

Virgin Butterfly

RelentlessOnanism
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2659 Posts
3/16
Posted - Nov 7 2025 : 1:32PM
I agree with whoever mentioned Dan Dangler. A terrible name for a really hot porn star.
Agregator
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541 Posts
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Posted - Nov 7 2025 : 2:04PM
In German Fanta Sie works the best but nothing Special. What really not work in the German Language is Angel Windell ^^
RocketMan
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677 Posts
6/08
Posted - Nov 8 2025 : 12:00AM
Before she became Xochi Moon, she performed under the name 'Rainbow Scum'.

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Edited by - rocketman on 11/9/2025 6:33:03 PM

Flappy Flapperson
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6/23
Posted - Nov 9 2025 : 2:57AM
Over at xxxjobinterviews is a fine-looking lass with the unfortunate sobriquet of Agreeable Sorbet. I guess it's better than Disagreeable, but still...
DJboutit2
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438 Posts
4/09
Posted - Nov 10 2025 : 12:00AM
Girls using guy names like Tommy King S M H
DJboutit2
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438 Posts
4/09
Posted - Nov 16 2025 : 7:36AM
New chick on Pornbox goes by Slave Nate W T F this name is so lame
shalalin
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1733 Posts
11/07
Posted - Nov 18 2025 : 12:22PM
 
rearadmiral All-Star Supporter
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Posted - Nov 18 2025 : 2:11PM
^ Ouch...
rearadmiral All-Star Supporter
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Posted - Nov 24 2025 : 7:27AM
It appears that guys can get on the bad name train too. I was on IAFD looking for a scene that someone mentioned here but didn't give many details and came across two guys with bad names. The first is "Butt Spencer." He's a German guy with a lot of scenes under his belt. But the name? I could see using that maybe if he was a gay actor. And yes, I know that my username is ass-oriented too, but I like to think that my username commands respect and not laughter. Besides, my username sort of points to me admiring rears, and that's true.

https://www.iafd.com/person.rme/id=0a91d16a-bbec-4e3d-9b0d-70352dfd5c0f

The other one is a guy who goes by "House Elf." There aren't any photos that I can find so I assume his claim to fame is being a small guy. Odd name though.

https://www.iafd.com/person.rme/id=83ffed61-671d-432c-bd02-3917a0ee4cdf

The Coaster Justin
Member

301 Posts
5/14
Posted - Nov 27 2025 : 4:45PM
Girls with numbers in their names (SubGirl808)
Girls who's names are sentences/phrases (GirlOnTop)

At least pick a name that sounds like a Human name, Or maybe I'm just out of touch

RocketMan
Member

677 Posts
6/08
Posted - Nov 27 2025 : 5:35PM
I think a lot of that comes from performers who started in OnlyFans, ManyVids etc... Perhaps those sites have rules about what can be used?

My minor annoyance is the proliferation of 'Hotwife...' names.

studrams
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409 Posts
7/16
Posted - Nov 28 2025 : 2:04AM
rearadmiral All-Star Supporter
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Posted - Nov 28 2025 : 8:41AM
^ Yes. The Admiral ranks are pretty much the same across any navy that traces its roots to the British navy. It's the second of the flag officer ranks, above Commodore and below Vice Admiral.

Oddly, I am a retired army officer but years ago some friends gave me the rear admiral nickname because of my admiration for (and obsession with) the female derriere. In hindsight (that wasn't an intentional pun), Vice Admiral would have worked too, though I prefer my nickname to be specific.

someduda
Member

78 Posts
8/21
Posted - Nov 28 2025 : 12:20PM
The Official Egypt

I don't even remember what was my first reaction to that name but I definitely remember that I didn't know it was a female performer name. I probably thought it was a studio or scene theme

RitaDismyqueen
Member

169 Posts
11/23
Posted - Nov 28 2025 : 4:28PM
What about these names:
-Small Hands (I first thought he really has a small hand when I see his scene with legendary milf Ryan Conner)
-Cherokee D'Ass (She is truly blessed with one of the most gigantic huge asses in porn.)
rearadmiral All-Star Supporter
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Posted - Mar 1 2026 : 7:51PM
GapeLover01
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"Gapes are blackholes that are visible to us"
344 Posts
9/24
Posted - Mar 2 2026 : 2:07AM
^bahahaha
RocketMan
Member

677 Posts
6/08
Posted - Mar 21 2026 : 12:19PM
Jenny Epstein is a new model on the site 'defloration.com'.

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animal554
Member

170 Posts
1/26
Posted - Mar 21 2026 : 1:02PM
I always wonder who comes up with the names for starlets in porn? do they themselves make it up, does a production company provides it or do the girl get a list to choose from?
RocketMan
Member

677 Posts
6/08
Posted - Mar 21 2026 : 8:23PM
^ In most of the interviews I've read with US pornstars, they seem to have picked their own name. In an interview with Captain Jack, Kylie Rocket said she liked Kylie Jenner and Rocket mascara, so that's the name she created. Tori Black said her friends picked her name.

I'm not sure about Euro pornstars. Until they get established, they can perform under many different names. I think the studios there just slap any names on the scene but I'd be interested to know how that happens.

giveittome
Member

Could you get to the point?
876 Posts
12/10
Posted - Mar 22 2026 : 8:46AM
...and she is sometimes referred to by the nickname "Tommy Mommy". It's almost better : )

She is a beast performer, too.

rearadmiral All-Star Supporter
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6510 Posts
12/11
Posted - Mar 22 2026 : 10:18AM
^ Yup. I download anything with Tommy in it.
TedColonial
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Posted - Mar 23 2026 : 12:49AM
With this thread being bumped, I read back to the beginning.

Back in 2010 was a discussion of Stryc-9 and Arson Nick.

That got me wondering if anyone ever took the name "Old Lace." Alas, no. At least not in IAFD's or EuroBabeIndex.

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