There is an Onlyfans performer called 'Birthdefective' and that's all I have to say. Having said that, she's quite attractive and her X posts are funny.
^ Yaya Gingersnatch is hilarious - and also accurate.
I never understood Veruca James - a beautiful girl who named herself after Willy Wonka's Veruca Salt (possibly without realising that a 'veruca' is a foot wart).
Anybody remember "Flick Shagwell"? Hard pass. Pick a name that suggests "attractive/interesting woman one might meet in real life" and avoid ones that scream "Never Forget I'm Porn Actress Doing This For Money" and tend to limit you. A 'Kasey Kuntholes' would have credibility problems portraying a college freshman seducing stepdaddy for tuition money. Go with the standard, aforementioned naming conventions and avoid the edgy, trendy, or weird. "Shrooms" or "Vaxx" doesn't remotely sound like anything I'd care to FUCK... Has "Rhiannon" every been used in porn? Classic Fleetwood Mac tune about a Welsh witch. Kind of different, sexy and mysterious.
Edited by - Fuzzy Coathanger on 6/16/2026 1:57:39 PM
Another crappy named girl on SocietySM recently was "Little Angel". I mean, that's practically the name of a movie! Along with being an expresssion it makes it not at all good when doing searches.
Whenever I see an actress that precedes her name with "Little" or "Lil" you just know it's going to be somebody who hasn't seen the inside of a high school since the Obama administration trying to pass herself off as a "Teen". Likely, she'll be wearing braces, a schoolgirl uniform and kitten ears--- with one arm inked down and some low-IQ Personal Mission Statement running down the other.
^ My beef with "Little" or "L'il," or any other name or word in a name that can have multiple spellings is that unless you know that some studios list her one way and others list her the other way. In my list of scenes, I'll usually list a model with all her aliases and different spellings so I can find those scenes in my collection.
Sometimes they go through a book of baby names, talk with their agent, or ask the taxi driver ** And if any future performers are reading this, feel free to DM me, I've come up with good names and Katie Kush and Piper Perri will vouch for me. Tiffany Wisconsin will disagree though. Course my name ideas might suck
** And if any future performers are reading this, feel free to DM me, I've come up with good names and Katie Kush and Piper Perri will vouch for me. Tiffany Wisconsin will disagree though. Course my name ideas might suck [/quote]
Oh, so THAT'S your claim to fame, pal? Well I happen to be the genius behind "Polly Prolapse" generally considered the reigning Anal Queen of Latvia, Bulgaria, and several parts of the former Czechoslovakia. When she performs her famed "Triple DP" live, there isn't a dry eye in the house. You'll laugh. You'll cry. It will become a part of you....
Edited by - Fuzzy Coathanger on 6/17/2026 1:27:32 AM
Oh, so THAT'S your claim to fame, pal? Well I happen to be the genius behind "Polly Prolapse"-- generally considered the reigning Anal Queen of Latvia, Bulgaria, and several provinces of the former Czechoslovakia. When she performs her famed "Triple DP" live, there isn't a dry eye in the house. One patron, concerned for her safety, actually called EMS. But the respondents ended up joining in. A memorable evening indeed. You'll laugh. You'll cry. It will become a part of you....
Edited by - Fuzzy Coathanger on 6/17/2026 1:31:12 AM
I used to watch porn. I still do but I used to, too. 1506 Posts 8/09
Posted - Jun 30 2026 : 5:25AM
When it comes to creating a good porn name, go with alliteration.
Jenna Jameson, Riley Reid, Dani Daniels, Jayden Jaymes, Jesse Jane, Asa Akira, etc. Does it always work or guarantee success? No. But some of the most memorable names in the industry have used this technique and it's a solid strategy. The names roll of the tongue and are pretty easy to remember.
Posted - Mar 23 2026 : 3:33AM
