There is an Onlyfans performer called 'Birthdefective' and that's all I have to say. Having said that, she's quite attractive and her X posts are funny.
^ Yaya Gingersnatch is hilarious - and also accurate.
I never understood Veruca James - a beautiful girl who named herself after Willy Wonka's Veruca Salt (possibly without realising that a 'veruca' is a foot wart).
Anybody remember "Flick Shagwell"? Hard pass. Pick a name that suggests "attractive/interesting woman one might meet in real life" and avoid ones that scream "Never Forget I'm Porn Actress Doing This For Money" and tend to limit you. A 'Kasey Kuntholes' would have credibility problems portraying a college freshman seducing stepdaddy for tuition money. Go with the standard, aforementioned naming conventions and avoid the edgy, trendy, or weird. "Shrooms" or "Vaxx" doesn't remotely sound like anything I'd care to FUCK... Has "Rhiannon" every been used in porn? Classic Fleetwood Mac tune about a Welsh witch. Kind of different, sexy and mysterious.
Edited by - Fuzzy Coathanger on 6/16/2026 1:57:39 PM
Another crappy named girl on SocietySM recently was "Little Angel". I mean, that's practically the name of a movie! Along with being an expresssion it makes it not at all good when doing searches.
Whenever I see an actress that precedes her name with "Little" or "Lil" you just know it's going to be somebody who hasn't seen the inside of a high school since the Obama administration trying to pass herself off as a "Teen". Likely, she'll be wearing braces, a schoolgirl uniform and kitten ears--- with one arm inked down and some low-IQ Personal Mission Statement running down the other.
^ My beef with "Little" or "L'il," or any other name or word in a name that can have multiple spellings is that unless you know that some studios list her one way and others list her the other way. In my list of scenes, I'll usually list a model with all her aliases and different spellings so I can find those scenes in my collection.
Sometimes they go through a book of baby names, talk with their agent, or ask the taxi driver ** And if any future performers are reading this, feel free to DM me, I've come up with good names and Katie Kush and Piper Perri will vouch for me. Tiffany Wisconsin will disagree though. Course my name ideas might suck
** And if any future performers are reading this, feel free to DM me, I've come up with good names and Katie Kush and Piper Perri will vouch for me. Tiffany Wisconsin will disagree though. Course my name ideas might suck [/quote]
Oh, so THAT'S your claim to fame, pal? Well I happen to be the genius behind "Polly Prolapse" generally considered the reigning Anal Queen of Latvia, Bulgaria, and several parts of the former Czechoslovakia. When she performs her famed "Triple DP" live, there isn't a dry eye in the house. You'll laugh. You'll cry. It will become a part of you....
Edited by - Fuzzy Coathanger on 6/17/2026 1:27:32 AM
Oh, so THAT'S your claim to fame, pal? Well I happen to be the genius behind "Polly Prolapse"-- generally considered the reigning Anal Queen of Latvia, Bulgaria, and several provinces of the former Czechoslovakia. When she performs her famed "Triple DP" live, there isn't a dry eye in the house. One patron, concerned for her safety, actually called EMS. But the respondents ended up joining in. A memorable evening indeed. You'll laugh. You'll cry. It will become a part of you....
Edited by - Fuzzy Coathanger on 6/17/2026 1:31:12 AM
I used to watch porn. I still do but I used to, too. 1541 Posts 8/09
Posted - Jun 30 2026 : 5:25AM
When it comes to creating a good porn name, go with alliteration.
Jenna Jameson, Riley Reid, Dani Daniels, Jayden Jaymes, Jesse Jane, Asa Akira, etc. Does it always work or guarantee success? No. But some of the most memorable names in the industry have used this technique and it's a solid strategy. The names roll of the tongue and are pretty easy to remember.
I have a membership to TadpoleXstudio and he has three scenes with a model who goes by the name "Lack of Skillets." IAFD lists her as "LackofSkillets" and shows her as having the three scenes on the Tadpole site and five more on Manyvids. Freeones has a listing but no information on her, though both Freeones and Indexxx list another name as "Christine Skillets." Indexxx says that she has a scene (or scenes) at Glory Hole Swallow too.
My advice? Stick with Christine.
Apologies for the bad photos. None of the listing sites have photos of her and Tadpole only has screencaps, so that's all I can post.
"Pornography: That which excites, whether from approval or disapproval." ~ Leonard Rossite 2383 Posts 12/17
Posted - Aug 31 2026 : 8:24AM
Small Hands actually discusses the origin of his porn name on the Holly Randll podcast.
Dixie Comet & Star Nine, enough said. One sounds like something you find in the household cleaner aisle while the other sounds like a variation of Star Sixty Nine.
Way back: Eufrat (same pronunciation as the river Euphrates, so yew-frat. I'm assuming it isn't -frayt without the ending -e) aka Judith Eufrat, Eufrat Mai.
Edited by - whakamaakuukuu on 8/31/2026 7:52:51 PM
I remember Victoria Tiffany, whom Monsieur Woodman had christined "Cutie Slimmer", originally misspelled "Cutie Slimer". Of the more recent girls, "Solar Wix" comes to mind, reminding any German of "wichsen", i.e. wanking. And then there is this camgirl from Russia whom I find really, really cute, who goes by "Sexy_b0rsch"...
Sweety Plum, Daenerys Workholes, Meow Miu, Lipsi Husky, Funky Town, Juh Mushroom, Queenlin, Sweet Hole - mostly girls from Russia, where English still isn't so commonplace.
Every time I see it I think of soup borscht : sexy soup (perhaps they're a melting pot) Daenerys from "Game of Thrones", possibly grew up watching the character!? Lipsi an alternate spelling of Leipsoi, a Greek island of ~800 people and perhaps a dog or two? Also apparently is Romanian for (Google translation) 'lack; want; fail; be away; be short of' maybe they don't have a husky after all. Perhaps they ought to change it to the plural "Sweet Holes", wouldn't want to restrict themselves to a specific hole, unless it's a "hole in the ground" or a "hole in the head" in which case they wouldn't have a choice.
Edited by - whakamaakuukuu on 8/31/2026 6:45:54 PM
Posted - Mar 23 2026 : 3:33AM
