Edited by - dhay on 3/28/2006 1:16:21 PM

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At least someone knows what it means to be hung.

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Bigger isn't better. Not longer, not wider, just not!

I prefer average and smaller.

All women are individuals with individual preferences.

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Your posts are always a breath of fresh air.

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If at any point along a man's shaft, his girth measures 6.75 inches or more, he's indeed hung. He should consider making porn, be a big dick model, stripper, or pose in Playgirl/some magazine featuring big-dicked men.

Women love big-dicked men (whether they admit or not!!!!!!), and men are jealous of them..................

over 6.75 in girth = HUNG

over 7 inches in girth = MEGA HUNG (definitely need to get your dick noticed somehow. Also. all pussies will feel tight with a piece of meat of that size)

If you got length to go with it, that's icing on the cake.

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~ GaySatyr (ABB)

Edited to add: And I know the difference between inches and centimeters!

Edited by - GaySatyr on 3/30/2006 8:03:03 PM

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There is a downside, if I dare to mention: giving this site pics of my firehouse for fear that there going to make $$$$$ from them. I am a bit hesitant because of this. However, I might succumb to my vanity someday and enter the contest.

Men need to compete in "big dick competitions", so we can see who the "real men" are of this world. LOL

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Are you saying that you got big girth buddy or what?

It's because of you that she had all those shredded rolls in the trash?

Nothing wrong with big dick pride.

There's no way in hell I can fit my firehose through a toilet paper roll. No possibility of forced entry as it will just rip into shreds.

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She likes the meaty ones.

How many penises has she come in contact with?

It's not easy to get the average man to show his manhood (unless he has big cock confidance).

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If a woman has big tits, she's got big tits. She should be proud. I love big tits. YUM!

Men don't like to compete in big dick contests because the penis is the primary physical representation of masculinity. Most men don't want to expose it to everyone for fear they will be seen as less of a man.

I had a buddy who bragged repeatedly about his dick. He did it to make himself feel superior to another men. I reckon that having a big dick is really more about impressing men than women. That's what many sexual experts/anthropologist suggest. Making other men jealous is really what it's all about. Getting off on knowing you're hung like a bull.

Don't get me wrong. YES, some women LOVE big pieces of meat, and men with big firehoses are more than glad to impress them. But, overall, it really comes down to making yourself stand out among the men.

Having a big dick means everything to me. I couldn't imagine life with an small/average sized dick. It's always been a source of immense pride for me. I would not trade in my big dick for all the money in the world. I know that may sound strange, but it's the truth. I'm not the only one has big dicke vanity.

Anyways, most women love a fat firehose. Girth gives women loads of pleasure.

My motto: if you got it, flaunt it

Edited by - Icetrance28 on 4/4/2006 8:33:11 PM

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There is little correlation between flaccid size and erect size.

I read once that a bigger flaccid penis doesn't grow as much as a smaller one on average.

In fact, a man with a big flaccid penis (one that hangs) may have NOTHING when erect.

I agree that a man must be fully erect in a big dick contest. Otherwise, it's a waste of time.

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~ GaySatyr (ABB)

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Edited by - mr. johnson on 4/5/2006 3:07:51 PM

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Anyways, as Mr Johnson said, this thread was to discuss the lack of attention given to girth in the context of penis size.

Are penis size discussions no longer permitted?

It seems that this topic turns off many people online, but in the real world, "cock size" often seems to be an issue of discussion in magazines and porn videos, at the bar, and during nights on the town.

If dick size isn't important, then why in the hell are they millions of hits for "penis size enlargment" online?

Drunk men still brag about their big dicks, and men still talk about the big boys of porn. Facts are facts.

Edited by - Icetrance28 on 4/5/2006 7:35:04 PM

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I've seen a lot of hard cocks. I photographed a goodly number of male porn stars -- most of them gay, many of them gay-for-pay -- or at least, claiming to be straight. I worked as a bouncer in a gay strip club. And I've had a fair number of partners -- many claiming to be straight and that their encounter with me was their only gay experience ever. Some of them I even believe.

One thing they most all have in common: men seem utterly incapable of measuring their own cocks. Except for the smallest of the small, men's cocks seem to come in large, larger & largest and thick, thicker & thickest. This is so much the case that I've come to realize that a cock described as large and thick is more probably the size of my thumb.

Yes, I'm kidding, but not by a whole lot. Measured accurately (meaning the by 'medical' method rather than the 'porn box cover' method), most men are between 5.5 and 6 inches (14-15.25cm) long and between 4 and 4.5 inches (10-11.5cm) in girth when erect.

The smallest cock I've ever seen was probably not quite 3 inches long and my thumb probably is bigger around that it was. However, the man to whom that cock was attached is one of the most incredibly talented and attentive sex partners I've ever been with in my life. I was in no way disappointed.

The largest cock I've ever seen in person was on a scrawny runt of a man who was career Navy. At about 5'6" in height, he couldn't have weighed more than 125 pounds dripping wet. Yet, his cock was nearly a foot long -- we're talking 11.75 'real' inches here -- and not quite the diameter of a soda can. Horse cock was an apt description -- so much so that I wondered if he would pass out from lack of blood elsewhere in his body. And, other than the 'wow' factor, and regardless that the man was a very nice and unassuming person, the sex was some of the most boring I've ever encountered. (And I don't mean getting fucked! ) The man was passive to the point of being inert. He simply lay there expecting to be serviced and fucked. How dull is that? Then again, with a cock that size, there isn't much more you can do with it besides throwing it over your shoulder and burping it.

There really are some big ones out there, and there are some small ones, too. But most are within the realm of average, or a little bit larger, or a little bit smaller, with length and girth varying independently.

As far as I'm concerned, that are only two important parameters for cocks: 1) that they work as designed; and, 2) that their owners be adept in their use. All other factors are superfluous.

Now if you guys are ready for that contest, bring it on! I've got my trusty tape measure in hand!

~ GaySatyr (ABB)

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I like cocks, I like them thicker than thinner. Shape is important too.

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I've got no problem with any man seeing my dick in person or in photo. It doesn't make a man gay to show his big fucker to another man. Now, if you want it sucked/serviced by another male, that might be a bit gay, I reckon.

My dick is ultra thick. I've done numerous comparisons from pics. I know how to measure my dick. I carefully consider the notion of "frame of reference" when comparing my dick to other dicks.

My firehose is mega-thick, and I've yet to see any dicks as thick or thicker (I'm sure they are a few to match me, or beat me by a hair LOL). Also, I'm sure there are a few men who have "freakish" big girth, which does not apply to me.

At any rate, mere "big girth" is pretty uncommon compared to big length, which is a bit more common.

Yep, I'm a braggart, and so what? It's all about having good sexual fun, right?

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Edited by - mr. johnson on 4/6/2006 2:30:50 PM

Edited by - mr. johnson on 4/6/2006 6:17:06 PM

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But for whatever reason I clicked it tonight and I'd like to thank and congratulate all the contributors for giving me some of the funniest material I've read all day.

Out of the duo of icetrance and mr johnson I can't figure out which is supposed to be the straight man.

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Yes, I'd admit it; I'm the gay one because I like to fuck pussy with my big firehose.

This is a laughable thread after all. But, it's funny how people react when a man says he's proud of his big meat.

Everyone just says to themselves and laughs, "He's probably got nothing between his legs". Never assume! But, now, I have to make one assumption. I have to now assume that Bornyo has a little firehose.

It is true that many men who brag about their big fuckers have jackshit between their legs. But, that's just not the case with me. I'd go up against the so-called "big boys of porn" any day of the week. I'm not joking. I know my true size.

I'm hung, and Mr. Johnson probably is probably hung as well. I think we both would know if we had a big dick or not. I'm sure we've seen enough dicks in porn to know where we stand. Why would we want to say that we have little dicks? so everyone would believe us.

If a man gives a size description of his penis, here's the formula used to determine his level of credibility.

Truth Factor for Various Penis Size Descriptions

If he says he's small, he's small.

If he says he's average, he's probably average

If he says he's a bit above average, he could be above average.

If he says he's hung like a bull, he's full of shit. No man can say he's hung like a bull and be believed. He can only have a small dick in this case.

According to this formula, Mr. Johnson and I CANNOT have a big dick.

It's time to close the thread as it's official:

I have a small dick, but the tape measure indicates a girth of 7.25 at the fattest point of my shaft (No, I'm not wrapping the tape measure around my balls).

It's all an illusion; my eyes are lying to me. Damn it!

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