How many times can you specifically remember a blowjob being ruined because the girl's hair was blocking the view the whole time? Three, four, five times ever? My point is it rarely happens except in strange, softcore-ish instances. Yet we have an epidemic of porn guys "helping us out" by holding the girls' hair up and out of the way during BJ's. WHICH RUINS THE WHOLE DEAL as far as I'm concerned. Because it makes me consciously aware of his presence in the scene and the fact that he isn't me. And it's only an improvement about 5 to 10% of the time; in the vast majority of cases, the girl looked better before he started making her look silly by pulling her hair up into some weird assed ponytail. The idiots who do this mistakenly believe the hair is in danger of obscuring the shot when in fact it isn't. There should be some kind of rule against them doing this since their impaired judgement invariably stinks. This hairgrabbing madness deprives the viewer of the blowjob he wanted to see (with the girl's hair looking like it did in her still photos). Now if the porn guy just does it as a short caress or as an "I'm taking charge of this blowjob" type of thing, that's fine. But if he ruins the whole BJ this way, I think there should be a way for me to get a partial refund. A check for $0.25 from the company or something. Because there's far too many hair-held blowjobs going on these days, as if the industry guys are overreacting to a perceived problem that wasn't really such a big concern to begin with. Maybe they do it to remind themselves that they're in the scene? If so, it's selfish of them and they need to remember the customer cums first.

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