um.. nothing.
ah well, there's always tomorrow..
scipio
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| Phallusee Deactivated User 61 Posts 9/01 |  Posted - Oct 27 2001 : 11:33PMHere's what I jerked off to today: Mila's scene in Greg Dark's 'Shocking Truth 2'- I squirted at the point that Dave Hardman has her broke over like a 12gauge and is banging so hard that it knocks the wind outta her. Thanks, Dave! Justine Romee's sequence in 'The Gangbang Girl 29'- I squirted at the point in the scene where Justine exclaims "Fuck me like the little bitch I am!" and the guys whoop it up in agreement. That was a goodun! And finally, during Tricia Devereaux's scene in Rob Black's 'War Whores'. Nothing came out during this climax. I was maxed out! Sperm-R-Us closed for remodeling. So much fun Cheeers, Mates!
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| scipio Senior Member 1901 Posts 2/00 | Posted - Oct 28 2001 : 1:54PM um.. nothing. ah well, there's always tomorrow.. scipio [Link] |
| -lunacy- Senior Member 1081 Posts 4/00 | Posted - Oct 28 2001 : 2:27PM Since when did the forum become a written 900 number? [Link] |
| Evil_Rip Senior Member Power overwhelming 1117 Posts 12/99 | Posted - Oct 28 2001 : 3:33PM I find this post funny. Where else will you see a guy tell another guy where he blows his load while watching a porno. I dont' know what I'd do if Oneloa or Saki told me this same thing during dinner. Or If I said this same stuff to either of them. ahh the freedom of the internet... ahhh.. too much INFO! [Link] |
| Oneloa Member 848 Posts 2/00 | Posted - Oct 28 2001 : 9:05PM I don't know what Phallusee looks like, therefore I can't get a visual... This is a good thing. No offense to Phallusee... I just don't want to visualize him blowing his load. - [ invalid url ] [Link] |
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| Phallusee Deactivated User 61 Posts 9/01 | Posted - Oct 28 2001 : 9:11PM I blew two additional loads today! One was during that new Britney Spears video (it's sometimes more exciting to jerk off to mainstream media, in much the same way shoplifting from RadioShack is more fun than from Odd Lots.) I squirted during a pouty Britney closeup. A special thanks to Brit's Mom for pimping her daughter so spectacularly! The other hot, creamy load I squirted was during a commercial break, not sure which poduct (I was still geared up and was too impatient to wait for the next stimuli and too lazy to get off the couch and pop in a porn) Both loads were given a respectful sendoff down the toilet, adrift on two wads of tissues (which, by the time they were flushed, had dried to crunchiness not unlike paper mache. There's a Post-Modern art project fer ya: A paper mache Venus de Milo made with semen soaked Kleenex. )
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| -lunacy- Senior Member 1081 Posts 4/00 | Posted - Oct 28 2001 : 10:06PM Maybe if I didn't think Phallusee was getting off on telling us in detail about the fruits of his masturbation it wouldn't bother me so much. It just crosses some invisible line for me. It's fine to discuss orgasms, technique, hell even enemas but I don't want to read someone's personal daily jizm log. [Link] |
| dexplorer Member 442 Posts 8/01 | Posted - Oct 29 2001 : 7:20AM Well, um, lune ... the evidence would suggest otherwise. [Link] |
| Phallusee Deactivated User 61 Posts 9/01 | Posted - Oct 29 2001 : 1:04PM Hi! Cheers! [Link] |
| Janitor Retired Porno movies, sexy videos, xxx. Adult DVD Talk at your service. 6409 Posts 11/99 | Posted - Oct 29 2001 : 1:43PM [Link] |
| Phallusee Deactivated User 61 Posts 9/01 | Posted - Oct 30 2001 : 12:30AM Who's Irene? Well it was a typical Monday at work. Erotic stimuli was scarce. I tried to imagine fucking my female supervisor up the ass whilst I held her head in a toilet, but no dice! Maintaining a boner at work is like trying NOT to laugh at the dinner table when your Dad says "Stop that Goddamned gigglin'!" It's that grinding suspicion that you aren't the master of your fate, that all your choices arise out of fear rather than personal desires. Work stinks! So, needless to say, I didn't blow any loads at work. Come to think of it, now that I'm home, I'm just not in the mood. Why this fascination with "blowing loads"? It's funny, but it's the only momment during the day when I feel I've actually accomplished something, whether it's blown into a tissue, on a carpet, or into (or onto) a woman. I'm going to drink a beer, pop a pill, and drift of into blessed unconsciousness while watching 'Conan'. Don't despair, though, I'm surely to have sore, purple morning wood and there's only one Rx for that, folks! Cheers [Link] |
| Jim-A Member New England 109 Posts 1/01 | Posted - Nov 1 2001 : 2:53PM You should tone it down a little brfore you find youe self in a heap of trouble [Link] |
| Phallusee Deactivated User 61 Posts 9/01 | Posted - Nov 2 2001 : 11:48AM However I've decided not to continue t5his thread for two reasons: (A)The frequency and volume of loads is too great for me to catalogue, and believe me, each one deserves it's own little pirouette of a mention. (B)My skills as a writer cannot do justice to the exquisite enterprise of compulsive masturbation. It pains me to experience the heartbreaking beauty I find in my sweaty palm and not be able to properly communicate it to others. Forgive me for letting you all down. In closing, I'd like to give humble thanks to the some of the most crucial erotic stimuli I've encountered in my personal crusade: Tricia Devereaux Cheers! Edited by - phallusee on Nov 2 2001 [Link] |
| yungturk Member 44 Posts 9/01 | Posted - Nov 12 2001 : 10:23PM You're a sick man, Phallus, but I might be equally ill in finding this thread to be so funny! Quit while you're ahead, though...it's old. Bad Phallus! [Link] |
| Pud Deactivated User 25 Posts 7/02 | Posted - Jul 11 2002 : 5:40PM [Link] |
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