Poor Turkey running for her life with Christmas Hat 3713 Posts 9/01
Posted - Feb 10 2005 : 8:57PM
EA is releasing Harmony. Harmony looks like good British porn. I want to see "Slam it in her Ass" from Harmony, as I read somewhere that Lucy Lee did dap in this title.
Sandra Romain's not in this. Renee Pornero and Maria Sun do DAP though. Don't know why EuroBabeIndex/EGAFD/IAFD say's she is. Unless im missing something. O
Im british living in the us and i have to say it...british porn is not that great..even most of the actresses are not up to scratch. some americans may find the accent thing a turn on. Of course British girls do have the biggest natural tits anywhere!
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Chatsworth, CA 178 Posts 1/05
Posted - Feb 11 2005 : 3:19AM
But most British girls are ugly and have bad teeth to compensate for having big tits.
Mayor of Chatsworth..sorry to break it to you but that's a stereotype that's quite untrue...have you personally looked at the teeth of every British girl to be able to say that? Plus here's the punch line...the worst teeth ive seen anywhere in my worldly travels is Minnesota! And as far as ugly...damn id sell my soul to spend a night with Kate Beckinsale!
You have no idea the amount of times ive heared stereotypes of british culture thrown at me by people who have never left the usa? I knew i was in trouble when i first got here and virtually everyone asked if i liked the beatles?
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Chatsworth, CA 178 Posts 1/05
Posted - Feb 11 2005 : 2:31PM
Hey Lou, 1. I was (I think fairly obviously) kidding. 2. You are way too easy to wind up. Don't take this stuff personally. It's only porn.
The trouble with British porn is that we have a lot smaller pool of women to draw from.
The best ones all go to the USA to make films. We are left with the 'Dirty Housewives' genre which (judging by Ben Dover and Omar) is quite popular over here.
I noticed on the 'Simpsons' the other day that they were laughing at British teeth (when lisa goes to the dendist and he takes out the 'big book of british smiles' to scare her). I didn't realise we had a bad reputation. Is there a greater onus on dental care in the USA? I notice alot of kids have braces over there.
I always thought our teeth would be ok as up until recently dental care was free.
As i said its a bad sterotype...goodteeth are not always genetic and the families in the usa that can afford to send their children to have early cosmetic work done do..unfortunatly theres a lot of ethnic groups here in southern califiornia that are just about making ends meet...so no costly dental work for them. But hey, if it makes people feel better...im all for it.
I am a big anglophile and really dig the UK, but it made me wonder concerning the SCORE stuff isnt that all from the UK? They do seem to have huge TITS over there, There can not be more over there, so is it a simply a fetish that is still popular over there and americans simply dont care for the big tit porn anymore? Personally I could watch Lindsey Dawn McKEnzie all day long.......
Yes....Unfortunately bloody big wobbly tits seem to be another British fetish. We have a company called 'Double D productions' who only knock out these kind of films and mags. Which is all dandy....but it would be nice if the girls had decent bodies too (and teeth lol).
Even Buttman came out with a film called 'British Extremely Big Tit Adventure'. Judging by the cover it may be one of the weakest casts in Evil Angel's history.
Funny thing the stereotype about British teeth.. reminds me of years ago when The Pogues had a hit with 'A Fairy tale of New York". One of the major music mags over there took pics of the band but prior to publication, they 'enhanced' Shane McGowan's legendarily awful teeth..instead of being flattered, old Shane apparently took the hump and took some kind of legal action. Good on him I say. But, thankfully all Brits aren't so bad, just another stereotype, I mean.. I'm sure not all Americans really do weigh 200 kilos.. just another of those modern myths or something.
Funny thing the stereotype about British teeth.. reminds me of years ago when The Pogues had a hit with 'A Fairy tale of New York". One of the major music mags over there took pics of the band but prior to publication, they 'enhanced' Shane McGowan's legendarily awful teeth..instead of being flattered, old Shane apparently took the hump and took some kind of legal action. Good on him I say. But, thankfully all Brits aren't so bad, just another stereotype, I mean.. I'm sure not all Americans really do weigh 200 kilos.. just another of those modern myths or something.
In the words of the song "99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd"
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