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| UnkwnUsr2 Member 443 Posts 2/05 |  Posted - Mar 30 2010 : 6:36AMI just edited a video from EROSARTS to cut out all the talking and other interactions of the camera man IN A SOLO SCENE. This is quite possibly the most flawed production concept in the history of porn. WHAT IN THE NAME OF FUCK WERE THEY THINKING. 14 MINUTES AND 30 FUCKING SECONDS OF CAMERA GUY TALKING IN A 30 MINUTE VIDEO. Do you really think I want to hear you crack jokes and give running commentary for 14 minutes? THESE PEOPLE SHOULD BE BANNED FROM ALL PORN PRODUCTION UNTIL THE END OF ALL DAYS. The girl amassed a total of TWO MINUTES OF VOCAL PARTICIPATION, INCLUDING THE INITIAL INTERVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE CAMERAMAN TALKED SEVEN TIMES MORE THAN THE GIRL THE MOVIE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ABOUT. IF YOU THINK YOU HAVE A FUTURE AS A STAND UP COMEDIAN OR SPORTS COMMENTATOR WHY IN THE MOTHER OF ASS ARE YOU SHOOTING PORN? I DON'T WANT TO HEAR THAT GARBAGE WHEN I GOT MY WILKINS IN MY HAND, CUT IT OUT.  THIS NEEDS TO STOP. IT IS FALSE ADVERTISING. WHAT A LOAD OF POOP.We need some sort of government-controlled quality assurance for porn and its advertising, if you advertise your porn visually and it turns out to be a failed radio host seeking exposure, that is illegal and it should not be allowed to be published. Surely if I sell a piece of meat but the insides of it is just paper crumbles that is FRAUD to the highest extent. HOLY FUCKING DICKWEED ALSO IF YOU WANT TO TOUCH WOMEN, WHY DO YOU NEED TO DO IT WHILE YOU ARE SHOOTING A SOLO, I REPEAT A SOLO SCENE. WHY CAN YOU NOT ORDER AN ESCORT, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, WHY YOU DO THIS????? I WAS PROMISED A SOLO SCENE BUT ITS LIKE IM WATCHING SOME GUY'S VEGAS VACATION VIDEO. IT WAS NEITHER "EROS" NOR "ART"FUL. YOU DESERVE NOTHING BUT CONTEMPT FOR YOUR PITIFUL AND MISGUIDED ATTEMPTS AT THE PORNOGRAPHIC MEDIUM, SHAME ON YOU, NEVER PICK UP A CAMERA AGAIN. Edited by - unkwnusr2 on Mar 30 2010  [Link] |
| Only Member 167 Posts 2/04 | Posted - Mar 30 2010 : 5:16PM This is easily my biggest problem with porn and as someone who only watches girl/girl or solo girl videos, the fact that it's a problem for ME is ridiculous. There's no way you can look at a boxcover, or screencaps or anything that'll prepare you for it either. This is evil and it must stop!  [Link] |
| deputyduffy Member 396 Posts 8/08 | Posted - Mar 30 2010 : 9:04PM But really, think about it...Do you think the camera man gives a flying fuck about the people who are going to watch this...He isn't making art...he's shooting porn... a legal form of prostitution. [Link] |
| Aplus Senior Member 1431 Posts 5/05 | Posted - Mar 31 2010 : 1:46AM I'm definitely not a big fan of the director's or cameraperson's running commentary that seems so common these days. I do think there are a few who do it well though, although way less than what you described. If done well or right, I actually think it can enhance a sex scene. I think the key is to do it by championing the sex, instead of just running-off-at-the-mouth. All too often, the latter seems to be used though. [Link] |
| ILVBUTT Member Nice & Juicy! 925 Posts 9/09 | Posted - Mar 31 2010 : 2:18AM Bangbros had a scene with Miley Ann doing a footjob. I thought the cameraman ruined much of the scene. She was actually trying to get into the scene with the actor with some sexy talk and rubbing, but everytime she started, the camera man would jump in and try to turn the scene back into a running joke. That made Miley (and the male performer) just follow suit. I just got the feeling that she was joking around only because she felt that's what he wanted. Even on the cumshot when she tried to give the guy some sexy "cum on baby" speech, he jumped in and ruined it again. If he had just let them do there scene, I really believe it would have been alot hotter. It almost seemed that the guy was jealous he wasn't doing Miley for that scene. [Link] |
| celiswhite Member "your brother was in here whinging cause your dad was a mong" 373 Posts 6/09 | Posted - Mar 31 2010 : 3:04AM Edited by - celiswhite on 3/31/2010 3:05:29 AM [Link] |
BlackSix  All-Star Member pornography wasn't sex but fantasies of an impossibly hospitable world 12377 Posts 9/07 | Posted - Mar 31 2010 : 7:52AM As for the OP, this running off at the mouth bullshit is everywhere: radio 'personalities,' sports and political 'commentary.' The fucking failed-comedian frat boys have taken over and are boring the shit out of the rest of us. [Link] |
| deputyduffy Member 396 Posts 8/08 | Posted - Mar 31 2010 : 8:07AM [Link] |
| Rosco Fuji Deactivated User On the licking stick, Mr. Magic Dick! 3309 Posts 2/09 | Posted - Mar 31 2010 : 10:30AM [Link] |
| Savoy All-Star Member Sucker for Sinners 1844 Posts 12/06 | Posted - Mar 31 2010 : 10:45AM [Link] |
| Cerebral Jedi Senior Member I don't trust men who don't like big tits. 1067 Posts 12/04 | Posted - Apr 1 2010 : 6:12PM [Link] |
| Digmen1 Member 629 Posts 7/07 | Posted - Apr 3 2010 : 6:12AM But as you guys say not in every movie. There was a time when every girl gagged or quacked. [Link] |
| spitty Member 730 Posts 12/04 | Posted - Apr 3 2010 : 6:41PM If the cameraman or director wants to be a star, then put it in the bonus features. During the sex scenes, it's "shut the fuck up" time. [Link] |
| Drom Member 79 Posts 3/10 | Posted - Apr 3 2010 : 6:58PM [Link] |
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