Canadian respect for CrucifixioJones

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saskatoon1 Member 92 Posts 12/06	Posted - Mar 6 2007 : 1:25PM In a day and age where alot of people look down on implants and phat asses, up here in the Great white north we say bring it on.Your downtrodden, big titty, big ass women. We want you.We don't care if you are shaped like a Barbie Doll just don't fuck like one. We have all the girl next door types we can stand up here. That's why Crucifixio Jones is the lead for our crusade. The bigger,the nastier the better.If you have an ass between Georgia Peach and Cherokee we want you. If you have tits between Jasmine Tame and Minka we want you.Keep up the good work Crucifixio and the rest of the guys here at ADT and don't forget about Saskatoon. [Link]
pinc_noiz Deactivated User 758 Posts 6/05	Posted - Mar 6 2007 : 1:38PM saskatoon1 wrote: In a day and age where alot of people look down on implants and phat asses, up here in the Great white north we say bring it on. Click to expand 'we' ... ? bbrrrrr no conflicting opinions up there in the North ? ? how freakingly dull excess kills/ the smaller the breast the better p_n [Link]
conquistador Deactivated User Hellhamster. 2947 Posts 10/03	Posted - Mar 6 2007 : 2:56PM I have plenty of respect for CrucifixioJones, and I enjoy his blog from time to time. However saskatoon1 can speak for himself when it comes to enjoyment of "Barbie Doll" looks, I'll pass on that shit. There are plenty of wild crazy and nasty women in Toronto who definitely should look into going out west. I won't miss them. I find Minka's breasts sort of confuddling. pinc_noiz says: "excess kills/ the smaller the breast the better" And I agree with him. "fresh girl in a t-shirt still looks best" -- Iggy Pop Edited by - conquistador on 3/6/2007 2:58:30 PM [Link]
saskatoon1 Member 92 Posts 12/06	Posted - Mar 6 2007 : 10:28PM Sorry boys but just like my friends from Texas . We like everything big. Excess is best. [Link]
Harri Patel Senior Member #SDNY he's all yours. -- Michael Steele 5110 Posts 3/03	Posted - Mar 6 2007 : 10:48PM If you guys up there could organize a letter-writing campaign, it might help him gain admittance into the XRCO. [Link]

Flyboy Member Sea Of Waking Dreams 227 Posts 5/06	Posted - Mar 6 2007 : 10:51PM I personally think that CJ is overrated, but that's neither here nor there. smirks; returns to ADT [Link]
p_ramezap Senior Member 1549 Posts 5/03	Posted - Mar 6 2007 : 11:40PM saskatoon1 wrote: In a day and age where alot of people look down on implants and phat asses, up here in the Great white north we say bring it on.Your downtrodden, big titty, big ass women. We want you.We don't care if you are shaped like a Barbie Doll just don't fuck like one. We have all the girl next door types we can stand up here. That's why Crucifixio Jones is the lead for our crusade. The bigger,the nastier the better.If you have an ass between Georgia Peach and Cherokee we want you. If you have tits between Jasmine Tame and Minka we want you.Keep up the good work Crucifixio and the rest of the guys here at ADT and don't forget about Saskatoon. Click to expand Maybe that's how it is in Saskatoon, but in Toronto it's a different story, but to each his own [Link]
Crucifixio_Jones Senior Member Arrogant & Obnoxious Narcissist 4727 Posts 10/03	Posted - Mar 6 2007 : 11:41PM Crucifixio Jones also respects Canada, our neighbors to the north and second largest country in the world. Many of my favorite things are Canadian. Moose. Maple syrup. Free health care. But most of all, (and Flyboy knows this to be true) your wrestlers. This includes but is not limited to the entire Hart family, Chris Jericho, Chris Benoit and I was always fond of Lance Storm's in-ring gear. I've liked Shyla Stylez in all her various incarnations. I was very fond of redheaded pixie Emily DaVinci. Do you think it is a coincidence that Ms. Stylez is in possession of one of the best pairs of tits that money can buy and that Ms. DaVinci's ass makes me literally weep as I watch her bounce it up, down and around multiple penises? In fact, if I were to ever become a male performer in this crazy industry, I would do my inaugural scene dressed as a member of the Royal Canadian Mounted Police in honor of your great commonwealth. To be elected as the leader of your nascent crusade is not a duty I accept or take lightly. I pledge to spearhead this operation to the absolute best of my ability and I promise I will do all that is within my power to ensure that women the world over with expansive posteriors and overinflated basketball-sized tits get a fair shake from the fans and given a good fuck in front of the camera for us ALL to enjoy. The highly visible scars beneath the boobs of someone like Jasmine Tame never bothered me in the least; I remain a staunch supporter. Minka may have been my first mega-breasted crush and led me to discover SCORE magazine in the first place. She was my gateway and I've been hooked on women like her ever since. I will proudly lead you all to the Valley of the Barbie Dolls. And I shall do it all with my boobalicious and ass-a-rific Queen, Donita Dunes by my side. Viva la silicone and whatever food puts extra poundage on asses and about the hips!!! Edited by - Crucifixio_Jones on 3/7/2007 4:00:02 AM [Link]
Flyboy Member Sea Of Waking Dreams 227 Posts 5/06	Posted - Mar 6 2007 : 11:57PM CJ forgot to mention the greatness of Sarah McLachlan whom is a Canadian -- thus proving my point about him being overrated. Thank you, case closed. [Link]
Crucifixio_Jones Senior Member Arrogant & Obnoxious Narcissist 4727 Posts 10/03	Posted - Mar 7 2007 : 12:21AM Excuse me for neglecting to mention and not listening to Sarah McLachlan. I'm black. And I'm straight. [Link]
morbidthoughts All-Star Member Big cats scare me but... 3627 Posts 1/03	Posted - Mar 7 2007 : 12:24AM But he also refrained from mentioning musical abominations such as Snow, Alanis Morissette, Celine Dion, k.d. lang, and William Shatner. [Link]
Flyboy Member Sea Of Waking Dreams 227 Posts 5/06	Posted - Mar 7 2007 : 12:24AM Translation: I have no diversity. [Link]
p_ramezap Senior Member 1549 Posts 5/03	Posted - Mar 7 2007 : 12:34AM Crucifixio_Jones wrote: Many of my favorite things are Canadian. Moose. Maple syrup. Free health care. But most of all, (and Flyboy knows this to be true) your wrestlers. This includes but is not limited to the entire Hart family, Chris Jericho, Chris Benoit and I was always fond of Lance Storm's in-ring gear. Click to expand Don't forget Trish Stratus [Link]
JAGnLA All-Star Member people pay me NOT to get naked 1944 Posts 2/04	Posted - Mar 7 2007 : 2:00AM Hey, we can thank Canda for: Gordon Lightfoot Anne Murray Shania Twain Thanks a lot guys...then again, they also brought us: Rush Bachman Turner Overdrive (or at least Randy Bachman) and Molson Beer so I guess it evens out! but which porno hotties are Canadian? "just a Monstar* wannabe...*" [Link]
BSD Senior Member San Diego, CA 2508 Posts 11/03	Posted - Mar 7 2007 : 2:09AM JAG - Since the Great White North gave us Lauren Phoenix, I'm guessing they got their porn cred ticket punched. BSD [Link]

matchmaker Senior Member 24912 Posts 4/05	Posted - Mar 7 2007 : 2:29AM p_ramezap wrote: Crucifixio_Jones wrote: Many of my favorite things are Canadian. Moose. Maple syrup. Free health care. But most of all, (and Flyboy knows this to be true) your wrestlers. This includes but is not limited to the entire Hart family, Chris Jericho, Chris Benoit and I was always fond of Lance Storm's in-ring gear. Click to expand Don't forget Trish Stratus Click to expand I know that I can never forget Trish Stratus. [Link]
Crucifixio_Jones Senior Member Arrogant & Obnoxious Narcissist 4727 Posts 10/03	Posted - Mar 7 2007 : 2:34AM I am embarassed that I forgot to mention Trish Stratus for sure but I'm even more beside myself that when I cited great Canadian asses, I went with Emily DaVinci instead of Lauren Phoenix. As always, BSD was able to step in and save the day. 'Preciate that, brah. Somebody 'round here needs to have my back. On the civilian side of things, our peeps across the border are also responsible for loaning us Pamela Anderson. [Link]
JAGnLA All-Star Member people pay me NOT to get naked 1944 Posts 2/04	Posted - Mar 7 2007 : 11:02AM BSD wrote: JAG - Since the Great White North gave us Lauren Phoenix, I'm guessing they got their porn cred ticket punched. BSD Click to expand See that? The man ALWAYS comes through in the clutch! I knew there had to be a few! [Link]
conquistador Deactivated User Hellhamster. 2947 Posts 10/03	Posted - Mar 7 2007 : 12:48PM Are there any Canadian male performers other then Peter North? [Link]
Harri Patel Senior Member #SDNY he's all yours. -- Michael Steele 5110 Posts 3/03	Posted - Mar 7 2007 : 1:49PM conquistador wrote: Are there any Canadian male performers other then Peter North? Click to expand One of the guys that did a podcast said he was from Vancouver. Mark Ashley maybe? [Link]
illmatic Member 194 Posts 9/06	Posted - Mar 7 2007 : 5:52PM morbidthoughts wrote: But he also refrained from mentioning musical abominations such as Snow, Alanis Morissette, Celine Dion, k.d. lang, and William Shatner. Click to expand and Nickelback [Link]
Master Bates Member Toronto 71 Posts 4/03	Posted - Mar 7 2007 : 9:30PM conquistador wrote: Are there any Canadian male performers other then Peter North? Click to expand Erik Everhard, Brandon Iron Edited by - Master Bates on 3/7/2007 9:31:18 PM [Link]
Crucifixio_Jones Senior Member Arrogant & Obnoxious Narcissist 4727 Posts 10/03	Posted - Mar 8 2007 : 12:17AM Too much talk about Canada and not enough about me. Get this thread back on track... Or else. [Link]
Walter All-Star Member 1445 Posts 3/05	Posted - Mar 8 2007 : 1:05AM Tiffany Towers Lanny Barbie Judy Star Diamond 4Ever Who is in your avatar Saskatoon? [Link]
matchmaker Senior Member 24912 Posts 4/05	Posted - Mar 8 2007 : 2:57AM Crucifixio_Jones wrote: Too much talk about Canada and not enough about me. Get this thread back on track... Or else. Click to expand Crucifixio, I like your avatar. That's a great pic of Kat. In the pic, I noticed that she has a more mature look and is looking really good. [Link]

Crucifixio_Jones Senior Member Arrogant & Obnoxious Narcissist 4727 Posts 10/03	Posted - Mar 8 2007 : 5:24PM Click to expand Crucifixio, I like your avatar. That's a great pic of Kat. In the pic, I noticed that she has a more mature look and is looking really good. Click to expand I wish I could take credit for the pic. KAT really does look amazing in it. I had just received a compliment on it just before you posted; actually the person didn't BELIEVE it WAS Kat. [Link]
pwing Member 413 Posts 4/05	Posted - Mar 9 2007 : 2:28AM Crucifixio_Jones wrote: Excuse me for neglecting to mention and not listening to Sarah McLachlan. I'm black. And I'm straight. Click to expand [Link]
BSD Senior Member San Diego, CA 2508 Posts 11/03	Posted - Mar 9 2007 : 2:35AM Friends - HEY! I'm black. And I'm straight. And I LIKE Sarah Mclachlan. And not just to suck up to chicks either. I actually like her music. As long as she's singing. Soon as she stops singing and starts sermonizing, I'm gone. BSD [Link]
shellshock91 Member Believe and you can Achieve 663 Posts 1/05	Posted - Mar 9 2007 : 2:47AM Crucifixio_Jones wrote: Crucifixio Jones also respects Canada, our neighbors to the north and second largest country in the world. Many of my favorite things are Canadian. Moose. Maple syrup. Free health care. But most of all, (and Flyboy knows this to be true) your wrestlers. This includes but is not limited to the entire Hart family, Chris Jericho, Chris Benoit and I was always fond of Lance Storm's in-ring gear. I've liked Shyla Stylez in all her various incarnations. I was very fond of redheaded pixie Emily DaVinci. Do you think it is a coincidence that Ms. Stylez is in possession of one of the best pairs of tits that money can buy and that Ms. DaVinci's ass makes me literally weep as I watch her bounce it up, down and around multiple penises? In fact, if I were to ever become a male performer in this crazy industry, I would do my inaugural scene dressed as a member of the Royal Canadian Mounted Police in honor of your great commonwealth. To be elected as the leader of your nascent crusade is not a duty I accept or take lightly. I pledge to spearhead this operation to the absolute best of my ability and I promise I will do all that is within my power to ensure that women the world over with expansive posteriors and overinflated basketball-sized tits get a fair shake from the fans and given a good fuck in front of the camera for us ALL to enjoy. The highly visible scars beneath the boobs of someone like Jasmine Tame never bothered me in the least; I remain a staunch supporter. Minka may have been my first mega-breasted crush and led me to discover SCORE magazine in the first place. She was my gateway and I've been hooked on women like her ever since. I will proudly lead you all to the Valley of the Barbie Dolls. And I shall do it all with my boobalicious and ass-a-rific Queen, Donita Dunes by my side. Viva la silicone and whatever food puts extra poundage on asses and about the hips!!! Edited by - Crucifixio_Jones on 3/7/2007 4:00:02 AM Click to expand I have a whole new found respect for you. Finally, someone displays some true knowledge about professional wrestling. Kudos!!! "Two Shades above the rest", - The Secluded Paradyme. [Link]
JAGnLA All-Star Member people pay me NOT to get naked 1944 Posts 2/04	Posted - Mar 9 2007 : 3:07AM shellshock91 wrote: I have a whole new found respect for you. Finally, someone displays some true knowledge about professional wrestling. Kudos!!! "Two Shades above the rest", - The Secluded Paradyme. Click to expand Are you knew here? Thats the deal with the CJ. The man does not just have a passing knowledge of his passions (porn, wrestling, Hip-Hop culture), dude goes deep! JAG: I'm black and I'm straight - and I dig Sarah, also! "just a Monstar* wannabe...*" [Link]
matchmaker Senior Member 24912 Posts 4/05	Posted - Mar 9 2007 : 3:18AM Crucifixio_Jones wrote: I wish I could take credit for the pic. Click to expand Thanks for the link. Edited by - matchmaker on 3/9/2007 4:55:03 AM [Link]
Crucifixio_Jones Senior Member Arrogant & Obnoxious Narcissist 4727 Posts 10/03	Posted - Mar 9 2007 : 10:39AM JAGnLA wrote: Are you new here? Thats the deal with the CJ. The man does not just have a passing knowledge of his passions (porn, wrestling, Hip-Hop culture)... Click to expand Now this is more like it! Thank you, JAG. dude goes deep! Click to expand That's what SHE said!!! I'm sorry, I couldn't resist. You pitched that sumbitch right across the plate... I'm black and I'm straight - and I dig Sarah, also! Click to expand My apologies to you and also to BSD. But I think you two might wanna check and see if that qualifies y'all as being bi. Especially you, with your Monstar avatar...creeeeepy. [Link]
shellshock91 Member Believe and you can Achieve 663 Posts 1/05	Posted - Mar 9 2007 : 10:44AM JAGnLA wrote: shellshock91 wrote: I have a whole new found respect for you. Finally, someone displays some true knowledge about professional wrestling. Kudos!!! "Two Shades above the rest", - The Secluded Paradyme. Click to expand Are you knew here? Thats the deal with the CJ. The man does not just have a passing knowledge of his passions (porn, wrestling, Hip-Hop culture), dude goes deep! JAG: I'm black and I'm straight - and I dig Sarah, also! "just a Monstar* wannabe...*" Click to expand Check the bottom of my avatar. I've been here for over 2 years. "Two Shades above the rest", - The Secluded Paradyme. [Link]
JAGnLA All-Star Member people pay me NOT to get naked 1944 Posts 2/04	Posted - Mar 9 2007 : 6:19PM shellshock91 wrote: Check the bottom of my avatar. I've been here for over 2 years. "Two Shades above the rest", - The Secluded Paradyme. Click to expand I know, man...it was merely in jest! "just a Monstar* wannabe...*" [Link]
JennaRulez2006 Member The Best things In Life Are Chocolate 732 Posts 11/05	Posted - Mar 9 2007 : 7:34PM Also remember, up here we do not have those idiots who try to run you out of town for filming an orgy at your house or apartment. Swingers clubs are legal here as the court case 2 years ago the court said "it is legal for clubs to provide opportunities for group sex. As long as consent is given, the area is somewhat private, and no payment is directly involved, partner exchanging or "swinging" and group participation in sexual acts is not considered illegal." In general, case law has defined an indecent act as that behavior which either offends the community or has the potential to cause harm to the community in some way. According to Supreme Court Chief Justice, group sex neither offends nor harms the Canadian public. Who wants to have aan American/Canadian cross border orgy? LOL [Link]

payday Member damn 311 Posts 7/05	Posted - Mar 9 2007 : 9:17PM haha, Nice Avatar [Link]
shellshock91 Member Believe and you can Achieve 663 Posts 1/05	Posted - Mar 9 2007 : 10:07PM JAGnLA wrote: shellshock91 wrote: Check the bottom of my avatar. I've been here for over 2 years. "Two Shades above the rest", - The Secluded Paradyme. Click to expand I know, man...it was merely in jest! "just a Monstar* wannabe...*" Click to expand I know. Just clarifying things. "Two Shades above the rest", - The Secluded Paradyme. [Link]
JAGnLA All-Star Member people pay me NOT to get naked 1944 Posts 2/04	Posted - Mar 9 2007 : 11:09PM JennaRulez2006 wrote: Also remember, up here we do not have those idiots who try to run you out of town for filming an orgy at your house or apartment. Swingers clubs are legal here as the court case 2 years ago the court said "it is legal for clubs to provide opportunities for group sex. As long as consent is given, the area is somewhat private, and no payment is directly involved, partner exchanging or "swinging" and group participation in sexual acts is not considered illegal." In general, case law has defined an indecent act as that behavior which either offends the community or has the potential to cause harm to the community in some way. According to Supreme Court Chief Justice, group sex neither offends nor harms the Canadian public. Who wants to have aan American/Canadian cross border orgy? LOL Click to expand Who knew? Plenty of reasons right there for loving the Great White North! I'm packing my bags as soon as winter is over! "O Canada! Our home and native land..." That Lavallée sure could write a tune! "just a Monstar* wannabe...*" [Link]
Crucifixio_Jones Senior Member Arrogant & Obnoxious Narcissist 4727 Posts 10/03	Posted - Apr 14 2008 : 8:03PM Bump... because I refuse to be overshadowed by the likes of the 4 D's: DeArmond, Devereaux, Deville and 'Drenalynn. Besides...isn't my new avatar really, really adorable? [Link]
Draxxx Senior Member 3831 Posts 2/07	Posted - Apr 14 2008 : 9:43PM Wow!! I'm just shocked to hear that I'm not the only fan of Donita Dunes here. Damn, I wish she would've hung around a bit longer, she just missed the big butt acceptance explosion. [Link]
Crucifixio_Jones Senior Member Arrogant & Obnoxious Narcissist 4727 Posts 10/03	Posted - Apr 14 2008 : 10:21PM No Donita Dunes fan is ever truly alone. You're amongst friends here, believe me. You're partially right about her missing the "big butt explosion"...it's too bad that right around that time, though, that Donita's butt actually looked like it was about explode. [Link]
tricia_devereaux Evil Angel DVD Patience is a virtue, but who wants to be virtuous? 4283 Posts 4/00	Posted - Apr 15 2008 : 1:12AM Crucifixio_Jones wrote: Bump... because I refuse to be overshadowed by the likes of the 4 D's: DeArmond, Devereaux, Deville and 'Drenalynn. Besides...isn't my new avatar really, really adorable? Click to expand Your new avatar is the BEST! haha I'm so glad you've finally come 'round. You're still an attention whore though... (albeit a kind of tolerable one). MUAH. [Link]
Crucifixio_Jones Senior Member Arrogant & Obnoxious Narcissist 4727 Posts 10/03	Posted - Apr 15 2008 : 12:19PM I think I was reluctant to initially give Sasha Grey her due because I felt as if people were almost too hasty in praising her, if that makes any sense at all. I liken it to the JUNO backlash: something that was at first different and cool becomes so widely accepted that the only way to be different and special again is to hate on it. The major differences being I don't care what anyone else thinks and lack the desire to feel cutting edge, special or different; I just am. This thread needs more love or perhaps just a new direction...should I open the floor for questions or perhaps advice? What would ADT like to see or think would be the best way to contribute? SPEAK OUT! [Link]
threesomebody Official BlowBang Judge Would you like my autograph? 2491 Posts 12/04	Posted - Apr 15 2008 : 8:20PM I'm not Canadian so I will have to come up with other ways to show my respect. [Link]
Crucifixio_Jones Senior Member Arrogant & Obnoxious Narcissist 4727 Posts 10/03	Posted - Apr 15 2008 : 8:52PM What do Ran, Rashomon, There Will Be Blood, Juno, Bonnie & Clyde, Pat Garrett & Billy The Kid and The Ice Storm all have in common? [Link]
threesomebody Official BlowBang Judge Would you like my autograph? 2491 Posts 12/04	Posted - Apr 15 2008 : 9:06PM You will sleep with them under your pillow tonight? [Link]
Crucifixio_Jones Senior Member Arrogant & Obnoxious Narcissist 4727 Posts 10/03	Posted - Apr 17 2008 : 2:11AM Nope. Though after making a few of these individual DVD purchases, some more than others, I WANTED to snuggle up with them on my pillow. It's 2:10am on the East Coast right now and I'm flipping back and forth between Encore Mystery and Starz! HD watching two Edward Norton movies, where coincidentally, while certainly not racist, he gets to show similar disdain for Soviets: 25th HOUR (Kostya: The party started without me? Monty: "Yeah we started without you, you fat Russian fuck!" Kostya: "Fat UKRANIAN fuck!" Monty: There's a difference?) and ROUNDERS (Worm: "Only English at this table...no Russian! I'm saying: if you wanna see this seventh card you're gonna stop speakin' fuckin' Sputnik!"). What is everyone else doing? Why are CANADIANS the only people here showing me the RESPECT I deserve??? Edited by - Crucifixio_Jones on 4/17/2008 2:51:47 AM [Link]
tricia_devereaux Evil Angel DVD Patience is a virtue, but who wants to be virtuous? 4283 Posts 4/00	Posted - Apr 17 2008 : 3:07AM Crucifixio_Jones wrote: I think I was reluctant to initially give Sasha Grey her due because I felt as if people were almost too hasty in praising her, if that makes any sense at all. I liken it to the JUNO backlash: something that was at first different and cool becomes so widely accepted that the only way to be different and special again is to hate on it. The major differences being I don't care what anyone else thinks and lack the desire to feel cutting edge, special or different; I just am. Click to expand I've always despised people who are contrary just because, with no other reason. But you already knew that. ;) BTW, I haven't offically been Canadian in 33 years. [Link]
conquistador Deactivated User Hellhamster. 2947 Posts 10/03	Posted - Apr 17 2008 : 3:19AM You were officially Canadian? [Link]
tricia_devereaux Evil Angel DVD Patience is a virtue, but who wants to be virtuous? 4283 Posts 4/00	Posted - Apr 17 2008 : 3:27AM For about a month at birth. My mom's from Thunder Bay, Ont. But maybe we shouldn't talk about that in this thread. I'm not sure Crucifixio's ego could handle a derail. I think he could use 3sb to stroke his ego a little more. :) [Link]
threesomebody Official BlowBang Judge Would you like my autograph? 2491 Posts 12/04	Posted - Apr 17 2008 : 10:31AM tricia_devereaux wrote: I think he could use 3sb to stroke his ego a little more. :) Click to expand I thought that was your job? When it comes to CJ, I will stick to stroking other things. [Link]