Canadian respect for CrucifixioJones (page 3)

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Van Styles Member Starr Power 306 Posts 1/04	Posted - Apr 23 2008 : 12:01PM Homies over hoes... homies over hoes... do the homie.... do the homie Hahaha killing me linking that clip here. Everything I'm not made me everything I am [Link]
Crucifixio_Jones Senior Member Arrogant & Obnoxious Narcissist 4727 Posts 10/03	Posted - Apr 24 2008 : 5:13PM [ invalid url ] I'm tired of begging Mark Wood to let me bang his old lady. Seriously. Let's just get it over with already. I mean, Jean-Claude Batiste did okay but I'd have given Francesca Le' a fuck for the ages...y'all really missed out. I might've even been convinced to do it for free. In the meantime, until you guys wise up, this movie'll have to do. Any other Francesca Le' fans/supporters/stalkers here? [Link]
RedClayFH Member 256 Posts 2/08	Posted - Apr 24 2008 : 5:45PM tricia_devereaux wrote: But you need to bite your tongue about your thread getting more popular than mine. You KNOW I can't let that happen, even it means I have to resort to cheap tactics like posting pics of my boobs on there. And I'm not above that, mister. Click to expand Sarah Doom of Evil Angel posted some cute pictures of a sugar glider on Tricia's thread...I think the war has begun [Link]
Ultrasiet2 Wam Bam! Clan Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under! 1433 Posts 12/04	Posted - Apr 24 2008 : 5:53PM skronker wrote: Nothing said of GIANNA can ever be overzealous ... only underspoken. ECSTATIC eruptions of barely coherent babble are sheer poetry with the name of SHE sttsched. Click to expand Is there a word for that? 'Fuckolalia?' [Link]

Crucifixio_Jones Senior Member Arrogant & Obnoxious Narcissist 4727 Posts 10/03	Posted - Apr 24 2008 : 11:39PM RedClayFH wrote: Sarah Doom of Evil Angel posted some cute pictures of a sugar glider on Tricia's thread...I think the war has begun Click to expand Sarah Doom is my latest nemsis. I welcome the opportunity to tangle with such a possibly worthy adversary. Bring int. [Link]
Janitor Retired Porno movies, sexy videos, xxx. Adult DVD Talk at your service. 6409 Posts 11/99	Posted - Apr 25 2008 : 11:15AM There have been 1778 views of CJ's profile. The only males above him are Christian, Brandon Iron and Skronker. CJ, with a little self promo you can climb ahead of Skronker. You have some serious work to do to get more views than Tricia and Threesomebody. Maybe you should trash Donny Long in your blog. It worked for Christian. [Link]
tricia_devereaux Evil Angel DVD Patience is a virtue, but who wants to be virtuous? 4283 Posts 4/00	Posted - Apr 25 2008 : 12:24PM I look at his profile about once a month since he started posting links on there to his most recent reviews. His reviews are above and beyond my favorite here on ADT, and among my favorite anywhere. I wish he reviewed mainstream movies too. Other than anime, that is. :) [Link]
tricia_devereaux Evil Angel DVD Patience is a virtue, but who wants to be virtuous? 4283 Posts 4/00	Posted - Apr 25 2008 : 12:27PM Actually, Steph... you're the one who turned me on to him as a reviewer. Back when I was still sending screeners directly to individual people instead of straight to you guys, I remember asking you if there were anyone's reviews I should check out, and he was one of about 3 or 4 people you recommended. I owe you big for that. :) [Link]
Janitor Retired Porno movies, sexy videos, xxx. Adult DVD Talk at your service. 6409 Posts 11/99	Posted - Apr 25 2008 : 12:41PM See CJ, even when we were arguing about html I was still singing your praises [:p)] [Link]
RedClayFH Member 256 Posts 2/08	Posted - Apr 25 2008 : 1:19PM Steph wrote: There have been 1778 views of CJ's profile. The only males above him are Christian, Brandon Iron and Skronker. CJ, with a little self promo you can climb ahead of Skronker. You have some serious work to do to get more views than Tricia and Threesomebody. Maybe you should trash Donny Long in your blog. It worked for Christian. Click to expand hahaha [Link]
RedClayFH Member 256 Posts 2/08	Posted - Apr 25 2008 : 1:47PM Crucifixio_Jones wrote: Sarah Doom is my latest nemsis. I welcome the opportunity to tangle with such a possibly worthy adversary. Bring int. Click to expand I don't Crucifixio...her profile says "Karen's Bitch". I think we know who had her put those pictures up. [Link]
tricia_devereaux Evil Angel DVD Patience is a virtue, but who wants to be virtuous? 4283 Posts 4/00	Posted - Apr 25 2008 : 2:06PM Oh, absolutely. Sarah's my assistant and would do almost anything for me. Including tangle with Mr. Jones if it came down to it. lol Wait... why do I keep adding to his thread? curses self [Link]
Crucifixio_Jones Senior Member Arrogant & Obnoxious Narcissist 4727 Posts 10/03	Posted - Apr 25 2008 : 5:37PM tricia_devereaux wrote: I look at his profile about once a month since he started posting links on there to his most recent reviews. Click to expand Actually, that's automatic...I don't do it. Thank Steph & Drew for that particular feature. Hmmm...Christian, Brandon Iron and Skronker, eh? Not bad company to be in. I've got something on at least all of them: I'm taller than one, younger than the other and have satisified more women than the last. I'll let y'all figure out exactly who's who. I know I'll never get more profile views than threesomebody or Tricia_Devereaux; I lack breasts and a vagina. Oh well...I'll just have to think of other ways to defeat them. [Link]
threesomebody Official BlowBang Judge Would you like my autograph? 2491 Posts 12/04	Posted - Apr 25 2008 : 8:12PM I view CJ's profile regularly to check his most recent posts since he's one of my favorite posters. I need to make sure I check mine each time I do to ensure I stay ahead of him. [Link]

Crucifixio_Jones Senior Member Arrogant & Obnoxious Narcissist 4727 Posts 10/03	Posted - Apr 26 2008 : 9:31AM threesomebody wrote: I view CJ's profile regularly to check his most recent posts since he's one of my favorite posters. Click to expand I had no idea. Whenever you see polls talking about ADT's favorite anything, nobody ever mentions me . It's enough to make a brother feel like he's invisible around this place. Totally off-topic: I was totally prepared for a wacky, fun-filled day at the DMV/MVA today. I even got up early so that I'd be there when the doors opened at 8:30am. And I HATE getting up early. So anyway, I've got a fully-charged iPod, magazines and a folder containing all the documentation I need; I mean, I am ready for business. I get there and the freakin' place is closed (at least for what I had to do) today. I'm so pissed. Sure, now my Saturday's been freed up but I didn't accomplish what I set out to do and that's frustrating. [Link]
threesomebody Official BlowBang Judge Would you like my autograph? 2491 Posts 12/04	Posted - Apr 26 2008 : 9:57AM Crucifixio_Jones wrote: I had no idea. Whenever you see polls talking about ADT's favorite anything, nobody ever mentions me . It's enough to make a brother feel like he's invisible around this place. Click to expand Awww, you had SOME idea. I distinctly remember telling you recently that you were in my top 7. ;) Sorry your day is starting crappy. [Link]
Harri Patel Senior Member #SDNY he's all yours. -- Michael Steele 5110 Posts 3/03	Posted - Apr 26 2008 : 4:35PM Crucifixio_Jones wrote: Whenever you see polls talking about ADT's favorite anything, nobody ever mentions me . It's enough to make a brother feel like he's invisible around this place. Click to expand But Canadians respect you . . . . [Link]
Francesca Fan Member New York 39 Posts 1/05	Posted - Apr 26 2008 : 5:15PM Crucifixio_Jones wrote: [ invalid url ] I'm tired of begging Mark Wood to let me bang his old lady. Seriously. Let's just get it over with already. I mean, Jean-Claude Batiste did okay but I'd have given Francesca Le' a fuck for the ages...y'all really missed out. I might've even been convinced to do it for free. In the meantime, until you guys wise up, this movie'll have to do. Any other Francesca Le' fans/supporters/stalkers here? Click to expand Right here,Mr. Jones! I have been a Francesca fanatic since the early 90's.She's hotter than ever now. [Link]
Crucifixio_Jones Senior Member Arrogant & Obnoxious Narcissist 4727 Posts 10/03	Posted - Apr 27 2008 : 12:50PM Sunday, Sunday, Sunday... which usually means laundry/movie review day 'round here...but to be quite honest I'm not much in the mood to do either. I'm gonna down a few more 7 & 7's and see how it affects my perception of Hitchcock's *"Rear Window"* and Kurosawa's *"Throne of Blood"*. [Link]
threesomebody Official BlowBang Judge Would you like my autograph? 2491 Posts 12/04	Posted - Apr 27 2008 : 3:30PM Crucifixio_Jones wrote: Sunday, Sunday, Sunday... which usually means laundry/movie review day 'round here...but to be quite honest I'm not much in the mood to do either. I'm gonna down a few more 7 & 7's and see how it affects my perception of Hitchcock's *"Rear Window"* and Kurosawa's *"Throne of Blood"*. Click to expand Are they working? [Link]
matchmaker Senior Member 24912 Posts 4/05	Posted - Apr 28 2008 : 1:21AM @Crucifixio: Since you said you were joking about your post, I'll apologize for misinterpreting what you said. On forums, I can't always tell if someone is joking or not (unless they type in something like ;) or , etc.). I've seen you post a lot at ADT, but I don't know you or your sense of humour, as well as some of the other ADTers, to know if you were being serious or not. Edited by - matchmaker on 4/28/2008 1:22:00 AM [Link]
Ultrasiet2 Wam Bam! Clan Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under! 1433 Posts 12/04	Posted - Apr 28 2008 : 7:45AM Is there any truth to the rumour that CJ was one of the original Black Pipe Layers? (A rumour I started, I should point out, making the above question - cue the Crucifixio homage bold type - rhetorical. [Link]
threesomebody Official BlowBang Judge Would you like my autograph? 2491 Posts 12/04	Posted - Apr 28 2008 : 8:30AM Ultrasiet2 wrote: cue the Crucifixio homage bold type Click to expand [Link]
Ultrasiet2 Wam Bam! Clan Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under! 1433 Posts 12/04	Posted - Apr 28 2008 : 9:37AM Let's design some CJ essay questions for the Hip Brother SAT's: Crucifixio Jones is the black Bill Hicks. Discuss. [Link]

Crucifixio_Jones Senior Member Arrogant & Obnoxious Narcissist 4727 Posts 10/03	Posted - Apr 29 2008 : 12:42AM You guys are a riot. It's about time Ultrasiet2 showed up; if there's one (and there's probably only ONE) ADT poster that I know who has mad respect for Crucifixio Jones, it's him. matchmaker - Apology accepted. Just don't let it happen again. threesomebody - Alcohol and my current mood only served to make *"Ran"* way more sad than it should have been and it's already pretty depressing if you've ever seen it. I didn't get around to watching *"Rear Window"* but since I'm feeling like crap right now (sneezing, sore throat, runny nose) and probably not going to work tomorrow, I'm gonna lie down right now, rest my weary bones and watch it right now. For the record: I was NOT an original Black Pipe Layer...well, at least not oncamera or a part of Justin's posse. But if given the opportunity, sure, I'd have done my best to get in where I fit in. Heh. [Link]
threesomebody Official BlowBang Judge Would you like my autograph? 2491 Posts 12/04	Posted - Apr 29 2008 : 10:22AM I hope you feel better soon, CJ. [Link]
tricia_devereaux Evil Angel DVD Patience is a virtue, but who wants to be virtuous? 4283 Posts 4/00	Posted - Apr 29 2008 : 12:07PM Awww. Eat some chicken noodle soup and stop drinking alcohol and maybe you'll get better soon. Edited by - tricia_devereaux on 4/30/2008 12:06:02 PM [Link]
Crucifixio_Jones Senior Member Arrogant & Obnoxious Narcissist 4727 Posts 10/03	Posted - Apr 29 2008 : 9:53PM Does anyone here other than me find 3SB's new avatar hilarious? [Link]
Janitor Retired Porno movies, sexy videos, xxx. Adult DVD Talk at your service. 6409 Posts 11/99	Posted - Apr 30 2008 : 10:55AM I agree with CJ. [Link]
threesomebody Official BlowBang Judge Would you like my autograph? 2491 Posts 12/04	Posted - Apr 30 2008 : 11:08AM A Friend bought that shirt for me. The bottom part you can't see says: "She's Beautiful! She's Dynamite!" I find it hilarious, if that counts. Let's get back on topic here. This thread is all about CJ. He's Beautiful! He's Dynamite! [Link]
Crucifixio_Jones Senior Member Arrogant & Obnoxious Narcissist 4727 Posts 10/03	Posted - Apr 30 2008 : 12:42PM I answered these back in September but they might as well be here, too... What is your favorite word? Lately, "b.s." as in the abbreviation for "bullshit." There's so much in my life and in the world in general lately I find myself saying it often but I'm not always in places where I can say the "full dirty" version, so I end up using "b.s." What is your least favorite word? Mutt. Not only does it have an unattractive sound, I hate when people use it to refer to multi-ethnic PEOPLE, especially when bi-racial folks use it to describe THEMSELVES. That irks me. And I hate the term "butt buddies." What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? A good book. I haven't collected or game'd in years but going into comic book or gaming store still gets my juices pumping. Being around other creative people. What turns you off? A woman that curses alot. What is your favorite curse word? I love them all equally and have shown them all favor at some time or another, I suppose. I know that "motherfucker" and "bitch" probably get used the most frequently. Ironically, I don't like the word "fuck." What sound or noise do you love? I love the sound a woman makes when you first penetrate her. If they could bottle that and sell it, someone would have a lifetime customer. What sound or noise do you hate? The sound of ignorant people having an equally ignorant conversation about something I'm not so ignorant about. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? I'd like to work in the comics field for a bit. Preferably as a writer and collaborate with some great artists. What profession would you not like to do? I wouldn't want to be a delivery room doctor/nurse. I definitely don't want to be the guy who's responsible for circumcisions. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? I expect some speech about how I got in by a nose hair, because of someone I know or slipped through the cracks on a technicality because that's been the story of my life. No reason why it shouldn't be the story of my afterlife, too. [Link]
threesomebody Official BlowBang Judge Would you like my autograph? 2491 Posts 12/04	Posted - May 5 2008 : 9:43PM You killed your own thread, CJ! I'll bump it just 'cause I'm nice like that. [Link]
BlackSix All-Star Member pornography wasn't sex but fantasies of an impossibly hospitable world 12377 Posts 9/07	Posted - May 6 2008 : 5:38AM CJ, have you seen the list for awards at urbanspiceawards.com? What do you think? Who would you vote for? [Link]
Crucifixio_Jones Senior Member Arrogant & Obnoxious Narcissist 4727 Posts 10/03	Posted - May 7 2008 : 7:37PM I might be black but I might also be the wrong person to ask about that. I watch my share of black-on-black and IR porn but it honestly doesn't comprise the bulk of my adult diet, sadly. I know to some that makes me a "coon" or "house negro", a "tom" or some other kind of sell-out or disparaging remark that some more uneducated and less-tolerant folk would like to call me but so be it: I can't and won't apologize for my personal preferences, which honestly have nothing to do with race so much as production value and real talent. But I digress... Thanks for asking for my input and good luck to everyone who's going to be taking part in those Urban Spice Awards. For me, it's not about winning or losing, I'm just glad to see us finally put together something for us. [Link]

DanaDeArmond Porn Unicorn TheInternetsGirlfriend.com 2786 Posts 1/06	Posted - May 7 2008 : 11:21PM dear crucifixio jones. i am sorry i did not come into this thread earlier. i try to let you know how much i like you, but i dont want to come on too strong. babe, i dont want to scare you away. you are nice and foxy and black and friends with my friends. you also live in maryland, it is "dirty" there. so i give you respect. i know i am not always the best internet friends, but sometime i have to leave the computer and punch stuff. yours truly dana dearmond [Link]
DanaDeArmond Porn Unicorn TheInternetsGirlfriend.com 2786 Posts 1/06	Posted - May 7 2008 : 11:22PM oh and i just tried to IM you and you werent online and it made me kind of sad. if life was a japanimation there would have been a big blue animated tear drop on my forehead. [Link]
Crucifixio_Jones Senior Member Arrogant & Obnoxious Narcissist 4727 Posts 10/03	Posted - May 7 2008 : 11:46PM It's okay. That was sweet. Look how happy you made everyone: [Link]
skronker Notable Legendary Icon Scopophiliac 9780 Posts 9/02	Posted - May 7 2008 : 11:46PM Steph wrote: There have been 1778 views of CJ's profile. The only males above him are Christian, Brandon Iron and Skronker. CJ, with a little self promo you can climb ahead of Skronker. Click to expand Huh? Freaky. I better put some stuff on there for people to look at. When I (finally, finally) launch my for-real movie geek site, I'll be using ADT as a marketing catapult. And now ... OH NO ... Like Satchel Paige, I better not look back cause CJ's gaining on me! [Link]
tricia_devereaux Evil Angel DVD Patience is a virtue, but who wants to be virtuous? 4283 Posts 4/00	Posted - May 8 2008 : 1:00AM loving the Claire Dames pic [Link]
skronker Notable Legendary Icon Scopophiliac 9780 Posts 9/02	Posted - May 8 2008 : 1:18AM High beams oe fog lamps? [Link]
Crucifixio_Jones Senior Member Arrogant & Obnoxious Narcissist 4727 Posts 10/03	Posted - May 8 2008 : 4:03PM I just wanted to say that if anyone wants to take part in a drama-free thread, here is the place... and considering this thread is supposed to be about me, that feels odd as hell to admit. Be nice to each other and toodles. [Link]
tricia_devereaux Evil Angel DVD Patience is a virtue, but who wants to be virtuous? 4283 Posts 4/00	Posted - May 8 2008 : 7:23PM In case people missed it in the Iron Man thread in Pop Culture, if anyone is interested in reading a CJ mini-review of a mainstream movie, check out his blog. [Link]
Crucifixio_Jones Senior Member Arrogant & Obnoxious Narcissist 4727 Posts 10/03	Posted - May 14 2008 : 7:33PM Mini? Ha. Unnecessarily long-winded is more like it but then again, that's become something of my trademark. Off-topic... I was just on AIM with a friend of mine and he pitched me an idea for a sitcom about a handsome and funny yet pessimistic black ex-con getting a job at a bakery owned by a short, curvy and perpetually cheery and optimistic white woman with a beautiful smile. Hilarity, of course, ensues. He called it *"THUG MUFFINS"* and it starred me and Rachael Ray. I think he may have been onto something. [Link]
Flyboy Member Sea Of Waking Dreams 227 Posts 5/06	Posted - May 14 2008 : 7:35PM It would have to be on UPN or TBS naturally. [Link]
Crucifixio_Jones Senior Member Arrogant & Obnoxious Narcissist 4727 Posts 10/03	Posted - May 14 2008 : 7:45PM Yo, it was Q Scott! [Link]
Flyboy Member Sea Of Waking Dreams 227 Posts 5/06	Posted - May 14 2008 : 8:00PM Crucifixio_Jones wrote: Yo, it was Q Scott! Click to expand OhmyfuckingGOD. ... I'm DONE. [Link]
conquistador Deactivated User Hellhamster. 2947 Posts 10/03	Posted - May 18 2008 : 8:41PM @CJ: I just got through reading your review of "The Descent". Nice job. I enjoyed your review and I loved the movie. [Link]
tricia_devereaux Evil Angel DVD Patience is a virtue, but who wants to be virtuous? 4283 Posts 4/00	Posted - May 18 2008 : 8:58PM Dare I say, I think I'd read amy mainstream movie review that he'd write. I think I'd come away knowing more about the film genre than just that one movie. [Link]
Crucifixio_Jones Senior Member Arrogant & Obnoxious Narcissist 4727 Posts 10/03	Posted - May 19 2008 : 8:31PM You guys are nice. Maybe too nice! As for my writing and reviews, I only adhere to one thing: trying to inject humor and history while simultaneously educating and entertaining. That's it. I hope I do a fair job of it. Thanks for reading and not being ashamed to say you do! [Link]
Crucifixio_Jones Senior Member Arrogant & Obnoxious Narcissist 4727 Posts 10/03	Posted - May 24 2008 : 1:57AM Decisions, decisions... at 12:45am From Dusk Til Dawn started on Showtime and a mere 15 minutes later, Death Proof started on Encore. Unable to decide which to watch but wanting to watch them both, I've been flipping back and forth between the two, I guess sort of concocting my own nice, little Planet Terror-less version of GRINDHOUSE. Anyway... ...everything was going just great until both movies reached a point where I didn't want to change the channel...at exactly the same time. Right when Vanessa Ferlito's Arlene/Butterfly begins to give her previously-unseen lapdance to Kurt Russell's Stuntman Mike to the tune of The Coasters' "Down In Mexico", Salma Hayek's Santanico Pandimonium ("The mistress of the macabre, the epitome of evil, the most sinister woman to ever dance on the face of this Earth!!!") had just started her dance to Tito & Tarantula's "After Dark" at the Titty Twister and putting her tequila-covered toes in Tarantino's mouth over on the other station. Fuck. [Link]