After a year away because of Covid, they're back due to popular demand! (Or at least a few people asking me about them).
These nominations are based on a committee of one and, unlike most voters for the AVN awards, I actually watch porn throughout the year! And I don't accept "gifts" like some companies send out. These are based on the calender year 2021 and there have been a lot of new girls coming into the industry over the past two years to make for some tough categories! Without further ado, let's get to it. As always, let me know what you think!
Normally my first place would have gone to Nia Nacci from this list , but she has not had enough scenes this year and on her thread there have been comments about her being not hired so much bcuz of being unreliable ):
From my own list , the busty award goes to Gabriela Lopez .
Best Ass aka The Jada Stevens Award Some nice choices here, I'm going with Gia Derza
Best Tits aka The Natasha Nice Award This one was tough. After careful deliberation while jerking off and staring at pictures of all of these women topless, I've picked Alyx Star
Best Body aka Abigail Mac Award Looking at the options, I think your taste in girls is for a bit thinner of a look than what I usually go for. But that's ok. Luckily porn offers so much for all of us. Some very beautiful girls nonetheless. I've chosen Scarlit Scandal (and I don't feel like I've been shortchanged here. She's got an amazing body.)
Gonzo Release of the Year I haven't seen enough of these to chose. I did quite enjoy Natural Phenomena though.
Director of the Year aka Mason Award I've chosen them before, and I'll probably choose them again: Mark Wood/Francesca Le
Girl/Girl Performer of the Year aka Janine Award Rarely watch g/g so can't comment here - good looking girls though
MILF of the Year aka Kay Parker Award I'm gonna go with the one who seems to have the most sexily mischievous vibe in her scenes. Not the most hardcore, but sometimes that's ok: Lexi Luna
Male Performer of the Year aka Manuel Ferrara Award I feel like he's really come on strong in the last year or two, and has proven that he's not just being hired because of his giant appendage: Jax Slayher
Best New Starlet aka Ginger Lynn Award Now this is a great list of girls. To me part of this award is reflecting the promise the new girls show, as well as the great things they've done already. So in that spirit, the girl who I think not only has done a lot already, but could also climb to the top of the heap, I'm giving it to Blake Blossom
Female Performer of the Year aka Tori Black Award At some point I think there's an inevitability that Gianna Dior will win this award, either at AVN or XBIZ or wherever else. Is that point this year though? Maybe Emily or Angela should win again? And Jane Wilde is the dark horse candidate for me. I think I'm going to go with Emily. But if Gianna has another year next year like she did this year, she will be my choice next year. (And realistically, Angela could win this every year she's in the biz and I would never feel like it was the wrong choice.) Emily Willis
Thanks, that was fun. Time to jerk off to some of these beautiful ladies and great scenes!
- best ass: April Olsen - best tits: Nala Brooks - best body: Scarlit Scandal (close run with Nia) - Milf: who else but Cherie DeVille - best new starlet: April Olsen
It's hard for me to imagine a best tits award without Gabbie Carter, Autumn Falls, or Angela White. I'm guessing the the former two weren't included because they're largely inactive. But Angela White? Given the choices I'll go with Angel Youngs and Nala Brooks.
I know that you said that these are your awards but Josephine Jackson should probably be considered for "best tits." She was someone that I haven't paid much attention to until recently. I was perusing her thread in the Star Crossed forum. Hers are quite spectacular.
Interesting that you disregard Kayden Kross as Best Director but you continue to bring up Angela White as top performer. I believe that new blood should be considered in both categories but to completely dismiss Kayden as a contender is very revealing. I also find it interesting that you have no use for Alina Lopez in any category where she is more than worthy in several of your lists.
I like porn and the Golden Age of Porn 1947 Posts 9/21
Posted - Jan 18 2022 : 8:37PM
Wow, what a passive-aggressive response to the Kayden Kross question. Just say you're not a fan. She's still one of the best directors in porn right now.
All of these peaches are incredible. Gia is certainly going in the booty Hall of Fame some day. Some of the newer girls are very impressive. But ever since I saw her butt up close and personal at the last AE Expo (2020), I haven't been able to get her ass out of my mind. It is just incredible! My favorite ass in the industry is
All of these babes have very nice tits, you could lose yourself for hours with each of them! But this girl burst on the scene last year and everyone I talk to just loves her breasts. She uses them well in every performance and they are just incredible! My winner for 2022 Best Tits is
All of these women have beautiful natural bodies. They are sexy, they move well, everything looks great on them. Some women may have bigger tits or a bigger butt but I think this woman's body is flawless and I've said it in many a review. My choice for Best Body is
Why are you hounding Jack about his PERSONAL awards? It's obviously a difference of opinion although his opinion holds more weight for the industry if he is consistent in how he votes in the multiple awards he does vote for.
Kira augmented her body last year as an aside. She looks great, but it still shocked me. She said she had to get them redone twice to where she was comfortable with them. Hmm, I should have ran the "If I told you you had a beautiful body..." joke by her.
As for Alex, it's amazing to see in person how that body moves on the dance floor (not stripping). In her thirties no less.
I like porn and the Golden Age of Porn 1947 Posts 9/21
Posted - Jan 19 2022 : 6:04PM
Me ? I didn't know I was the only person that said something about him overlooking Kayden Kross? Oh, that's right, I'm not. I have no problem with Captain Jack having his own personal awards, I and the other person just give our opinion on it. Also, me leaving a comment I don't think is hounding
I like porn and the Golden Age of Porn 1947 Posts 9/21
Posted - Jan 19 2022 : 8:38PM
Ok, If you say so.. Didn't mean any disrespect by it, just thought it was a really passive-aggressive response by him. we dealt with it and it's over, no need to keep bringing it up, bro.
This was a very tough category. All of these releases were fantastic and let you do what God intended porn for, over and over again! I had to rewatch these movies just to rewatch these just to remind myself how good these were! (And also because these produced some of the best sex scenes of the year!) I'm going with the title that didn't let off the gas for one second! This is hardcore sex at it's finest! There is anal sex in every scene with some newer girls who performed like they were in the industry for years! April Olsen, Rebel Rhyder, Andi Rose and Rory Knox! That is a great cast with girls who love anal!
Anal Fabulous from Evil Angel directed by Mark Wood and Francesca Le
This was another tough choice. I enjoyed 99% of the titles by these directors and they all do a fantastic job. But I kept coming back to one who consistently produced time after time. Pound for pound, this director might have produced the most masturabotory material in the industry! He's responsible for such titles as Natural Phenomena, Oil For Days 2 and 3, Gape For Days, YA! Young Anal 2 and Little Anal Lovers! Congratulations to
Girl/Girl Performer of the Year aka Janine Award Aiden Ashley
Aidra Fox
Kenna James
Scarlett Sage
Scarlit Scandal
Charlotte Sins
Serene Siren
Charlotte Stokely
I love all these girls when they get with another girl. Lesbian sex is really growing on me and there is some good quality out there. Girlsway, Girlfreinds, Sweetheart and many more produce some damn good girl/girl content. The winner in this category started doing girl/girl porn over a decade ago. In the past couple of years, she has branched out into boy/girl but lesbian sex is always her first love. She's just a sexy woman and when she appears on screen, she's mesmerizing! Congratulations to
MILF of the Year aka Kay Parker Award Rachael Cavalli
Cherie DeVille
Alexis Fawx
Reagan Foxx
Lexi Luna
Kit Mercer
Lauren Phillips
London River
Silvia Saige
All of these "older" ladies bring it in every scene they're in. MILF porn is one of the most popular categories out there! These sexy babes give all the young studs (and guys their age) all they can handle! There is one girl that is so underrated it's a crime! She has been in porn for over 5 years and shows no signs of slowing down! And I swear she's getting better looking every time I see her! She exudes sexiness out of every pore of her body. She goes balls to the wall in every scene she's in. Congratulations
Male Performer of the Year aka Manuel Ferrara Award Mick Blue
Dante Colle
Xander Corvus
Seth Gamble
Small Hands
Isiah Maxwell
Tommy Pistol
Jax Slayher
Michael Stefano
This one to me was a no brainer. All the guys did a great job in their performances and in helping position the women to make the best porn possible. But there is one guy who, everytime I turned around, was popping up in another scene. One guy who was consistent in his performances. I've heard raves from girls in the industry about him. And he did all this after 10+ years away from the industry! He came back for a year then left again. But he made a tremendous impact when he was here! There's no doubt, it's
This is a very tough category. I could see any one of these women taking home the trophy. Mona has a big ass and a great attitude. Gizelle is just beautiful and puts in a sexy performance every time I see her. Destiny is a gorgeous woman who is just an explosive performer. Maddy has a great body and goes balls to the wall in every performance. Kylie is a fantastic performer. Sidra has a unique (but sexy) look, squirts and does a great job in everything she is in. Blake made quite an impact in her first year in the industry. That leaves two and I've been going back and forth with these two for weeks now. Anna is an explosive performer and every time you watch her, you're going to remember the scene. She is a tremendous talent and the industry is happy to have her. April is great at what she does and has a smile on her face in every scene. She just loves what she does and it shows on camera. She has a great body and is fantastic. This is almost a coin flip! But I have to go with
Female Performer of the Year aka Tori Black Award Vanna Bardot
Gianna Dior
Emma Hix
Kenna James
Kenzie Reeves
Rebel Rhyder
Angela White
Jane Wilde
Emily Wilis
God, where do I start with this one? All these women are absolutely incredible. Vanna is absolutely gorgeous and rocks every scene she's in. I have had a big time crush on Emma for a couple years now and her performances are incredible! Kenzie is just a sexual dynamo! Kenna is fantastic and just keeps getting better and better! Gianna and Jane are right there with the best performers of the last 5 years. Angela is a legend and is always a finalist for this award. But, for this year, the award came down to two women. Rebel is an incredible anal performer. No one in the industry does it better than her. The bigger, the more there are, the harder she gets fucked, she gets even better! She is an amazing woman and performer. But Emily has continued the run she has been on since she entered the industry. She is just volcanic and is an incredible performer. So, to me, this is a repeat performance. My Female Performer of the Year is