ok, this was asked for in another thread, so what the heck, mind you this was written for an amateur :). hope you enjoy, and maybe your lady will too :) let me know what you think...

> On Thu, 10 Feb 2000, am7002 wrote:
>
> > Hey man I need a HUGE favor from you...can you help me out w/my "eating"
> > style.... Rememeber I have never done it before....and you are
legendary in
> > the sport...so...I was thinking that if anyone had a style that
worked...it
> > would be you...
> >

> of course ill help
> you out with your "eating habits" what exactly is it that you need/want to
> know? ill give you some general pointers to begin and if you want anything
> else just let me know.
>
> ---------------------------------
> Giz's Guide to Eating P*ssy
> (the gizzer manifesto)
> ---------------------------------
>
> 1. don't go straight for the PUSSY!
> this is important! of course you start off kissing and shit.. but once you
> get down there start with like.. kissing thighs, etc... they really go
> nuts when you kind of suck that place where the leg meats the crotch right
> in the corner... do this with the underwear on and kinda just tease the
> pussy w/your face ... like brush over it etc until they are begging you
> and ramming it into your face.. then you know your ready to take off the
> underware and begin.
>
> 2. positioning
> while there are many great pussy eating positions... there are a few of my
> favorits...
> a. perpendicular - definately one of my favorites. have the girlie
> lay down and then you go in perpendicular to her body... like so
>
> 0>-0<
> /
> /\ (hope the drawing was ok and explained
>
> this lets you get at things and also alows for easy movement of your hand
> at the same time
>
> b. face - i dont think i need to draw a picture for this.. but
> what you will see will look something like this ({0}) basically your on
> your back and she sits on your face. this one is fun sometimes and lets
> her do some moving... and help herself.. but i wouldnt recommend this one
> right away
>
> c. her sitting up - this one is great.. have her like sit on the
> edge of the bed.. with her legs over and pussy right at the edge. you get
> on the floor and put your face b/w her legs.. works great.
>
> d. head to toe - body's opposite one anotherwith you kind of one
> the side (ie not exactly on top) refer to figure 2d.
>
> figure 2d
> 0>--<
> >--<0
>
> again alows for easy hand movement, hand access, and things...
>
> 3. pussy, its wahts for dinner
> ok so her panties are off and theres a big hairy snatch in your
> face... you rlike oh shit man. what do i do???? its going to eat me or
> some shit. wrong. your going to eat it and your going to like it. #1 thing
> to remember is pussy tastes strange. like if there was a drink that tasted
> like pussy, you sure as hell woudlnt be drinking it.. but since its
> pussy.. its ok. so... enjoy. pussy also tastes different depending on food
> thats eaten etc.. (ie if she only eats ice cream and fruit rollups your
> going to gag on her cunt). also... pussy tastes worse on the rag.. soo i
> woudlnt advice that for your first pussy eating. now yoru ready to
> begin. grab a bib and dig in.
>
> 4. what next?
> welp.. lets see. of course there are always the 4 areas of
> concern.. already mentioned the first... (these should be targeted in
> order!) the first being the inter thighs etc... area (2) and (3) can be
> interchanged at discretion.. being the lips (lick/suck them etc.. youll
> figure it otu) and then actual vagina hole (im sure it has a technical
> name.. but for now.. vagina hole will work) take your tongue and throw her
> in there... move around and shit..
>
> 5. area 4.. the fun begins
> ok.. so your tongue is in her "vagina hole" and your getting bored.. keep
> moving around her "vagina hole" and her lips till she is practically
> begging some attention for her clit... and when that happens... lights
> out. grab a bed post and go for a ride. ok... remove your tong from the
> "vagina hole" and move your way up... spread her lips with your hands (if
> you like) and take a look at that clit.. put your tongue down and kinda
> start slowly by working circles around it.. smaller -> larger until your
> actually touching the damn thing.. she should be going pretty nuts by
> now...keep doing that... do varioutions.. go back to the "vagina hole" for
> a big.. but mainly listen to her.. if she tells you to go faster, by god
> go faster, if she tells you to stop biting.. well if she tells you taht
> ill laugh at you :). anyways.. after a while of that... its time for step
> (6)
>
> 6. multitasking
> alright buddy... your finally here... move your mouth back to her "vagina
> hole" for just a second.. get it all nice and wet... then put your fingers
> down there as you move your mouth back to its position on her upper vagina
> area. play the fingers around the lips and the hole and shit then fireem
> in there. finger the shit out of her (slowly is probably best unless shes
> begging for it harder) while you lick her clit....
>
> 7. the good shit (notice good shit has the same initials as G
> SPOT.. conicidence? i think not)
> heres where it gets fun... im sure you have read shit about the gspot. its
> really not as hard and complicated as everyone thinks.. and sorry if you
> already have located it.. but ill mention this for good measure. all you
> need to know about wher eit is... is its inside the girl located about
> directly where her clit is but on the inside... so put your fingers in and
> push them up towards where her clit is. gspot is lik ethe back of the clit
> i think of it like. ok so now we're having fun.. eating some twat.. take
> your tongue and make a little loop or O or U or wahtever the hell (you
> know what i mean) out of yoru tongue... pulle the lips away with one hand
> and put the clit b/w the U of your tongue and just kinda suck it a
> little.. like its a little tiny dick or something. hahahah. at the same
> timeput your fingers in slowly and apply pressure to the gspot. she'll let
> you know your doing it right.
>
> 8. in conclusion
> 2 main things to remember.. (1) alter what your doing - move from one
> spot
> (clit lips hole) to another and vary your speed and hardness
> etc.. varrying positions is also fun. and (2) let her tell you what to
> do.. maybe put her hands on your head (always good) or just liestn to what
> makes her go nuts... most importantly. .have fun and dont have the nutsack
> (its gross) attitude. pussys are beautiful and made to be eaten.
>
> Appendix A - the afterward
> after you have eaten her pussy for long enough she'll either cum or ask
> you to stop by grabbing yoru dick and putting it in her mouth.. hehe. at
> this time you giz. if she comes.. your the man... if she sucks your
> dick... thats good too. its a no lose situation. if she doesnt suck your
> dick after... well. i cant help you there never had taht situation in my
> entire life. if she doesnt suck your dick repeat setps 1-8 hehehe
>
> Appendix B - Something to watch out for
> being as you've never actually giz'ed in a girls presence.. (or did you
> once?) you might not realize the efects it has on a man and his pussy
> eating capabilities.. the number one law of pussy eating
>
> THEORUM #1 - no matter how long you think you can eat pussy, as soon as
> you giz you dont feel like you can do it any longer!!!! and it is
> DEFINATELY not as good after gizing...
>
> so... either have her make you giz before eating pussy then have a little
> foreplay so you get all excited again before beginning.. that way you will
> last longer... or make sure you dont have friction w/your dick and
> something (her or the bed or something) while pussy eating or you will
> blow it for sure after like 10 minutes of pussy eating. its the hardest
> thing to master. the art of not gizing.
>
> Appendix 3
> if you actually taste her appendix, youve gone to far
>
> About the Author -
> Giz lives on a nice southern town and loves to eat pussy... he also likes
> to get his dick sucked at least 3 tiems a day. giz has been eating pussy
> for about 3 1/2 years and done much studying in the lab as well as work in
> the field.
>
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>
> good luck my friend. i ended up going into more detail that i
> planned. hope it helps.. sorry if i went into to much detail or explained
> things you already knew... this isr eally a thing of beauty. i need to
> send a copy to me!
> let me know how this works out for you!
>
>

-the reverend