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| Percy Walker Member 108 Posts 9/03 |  Posted - Mar 3 2004 : 5:25AMThought that would get your attention. That other thread about the word slut reminded me of an old G/F who preferred cunt to pussy and had an entire animation art room discussing this at work one day! Now I will get down to my problem. I had a lover 30 years ago and again 20 years ago. After searching for 5 years and through a more than 6 degrees of separation thing with e-mail I found her! And it was so exciting, we starting calling each other cross-country immediately. And the first thing I asked her was why didn't we ever give it a try. She always had other lovers as I did. So I drive across the US to see her and it is just like old times except she has put on too much weight. I told her that the first photo she sent me. It doesn't matter EXCEPT her pussy has gotten much smaller with age. I was taking meds and couldn't get a good hard-on anyway but if I had it would have been impossible to fuck with her. She got some really good head, though. Probably the best I have ever done. She was married for many years and her divorce was finalized three hours before I arrived! She has not had sex in two years and her ex was/is a real control freak who screwed with her mind. So I want to ask the baby boomer/AARP members is there an issue with a woman's cunt getting tighter with age? I know if we ever get together, me off the meds and me and her in bed everynight maybe it will stretch back out. Funny, this was no problem when we were 20 and fucked all weekend. Thanks for your patience. [Link] |
| Percy Walker Member 108 Posts 9/03 | Posted - Mar 4 2004 : 3:05AM [Link] |
| cobalt60 Knuckle Dragger 2046 Posts 2/03 | Posted - Mar 4 2004 : 10:20AM [Link] |
| Mr Smith New Member 2 Posts 3/04 | Posted - Mar 5 2004 : 2:10PM [Link] |
| lindi Senior Member 12345 3205 Posts 9/02 | Posted - Mar 5 2004 : 2:20PM I think I may be tighter, but I never had kids, so I am not sure that my experience applies to anyone else. [Link] |
| Kimi Lixx Senior Member 2012 Posts 6/01 | Posted - Mar 6 2004 : 1:33PM [Link] |
| John Pype Member I adore sluts 779 Posts 9/03 | Posted - Mar 6 2004 : 4:30PM [Link] |
| Kimi Lixx Senior Member 2012 Posts 6/01 | Posted - Mar 6 2004 : 4:52PM [Link] |
| Percy Walker Member 108 Posts 9/03 | Posted - Mar 6 2004 : 6:40PM Thanks for the clear advice. I fingered (sic) we could deal with it if we ever get together for good. It was amazing to see a vaginal opening that I remembered so well from long ago being so tight that two fingers would not go in. We didn't have any lube so it was not the time to experiment. Next time I come East though . . . [Link] |
| John Pype Member I adore sluts 779 Posts 9/03 | Posted - Mar 6 2004 : 6:40PM Edited by - john pype on 3/6/2004 6:41:59 PM [Link] |
| AlexPanzer Deactivated User 1593 Posts 6/03 | Posted - Mar 7 2004 : 1:42AM Your avatar kinda give me kreeps. You like like one of my art teachers in the junior-high. That guy was always creepy and he made us make him a life-sized horse out of paper-mache and newspapers. It even had a life-sized asshole. Maybe cunt tight because no porn in life? [Link] |
| Kimi Lixx Senior Member 2012 Posts 6/01 | Posted - Mar 7 2004 : 2:34AM [Link] |
| John Pype Member I adore sluts 779 Posts 9/03 | Posted - Mar 7 2004 : 6:48AM Whilst we can see monster cocks we have no way of knowing which pussies are deep and which are shallow. Does anyone know of a pussy which can accomodate Lex to the hilt? Edited by - john pype on 3/7/2004 6:48:44 AM [Link] |
| Percy Walker Member 108 Posts 9/03 | Posted - Mar 8 2004 : 6:45AM "Please dont stab me while I am asleep. Your avatar kinda give me kreeps. You like like one of my art teachers in the junior-high. That guy was always creepy and he made us make him a life-sized horse out of paper-mache and newspapers. It even had a life-sized asshole." Ahh, but the true test of a creepy teacher: could you reach up inside the horse's ass? At Burning Man 2 years ago (?) there was a giant pig and you could crawl up into the pig's ass. It was made by a software company head. Actually, I played a creepy science teacher once and I am pretty sure British Petroleum copied my character and used Radar from Mash to play the scientist. It is a long story but very, very possible. But perhaps it is time to alter Creepy Science Teacher. Thanks for the compliment 8-), [Link] |
| Percy Walker Member 108 Posts 9/03 | Posted - Mar 8 2004 : 7:33AM "Whilst we can see monster cocks we have no way of knowing which pussies are deep and which are shallow. Does anyone know of a pussy which can accomodate Lex to the hilt?" Haven't we seen Seka taking an entire champagne bottle? Or who was that? Is Lex that big? Personally, I do not enjoy hitting "bottom" and I don't imagine my partner does either. Also, it is so ironic about anal sex being so hot because unless there's a lot of consentual widening going on, your cock is just flowing around in air in there. A nice juicy kitty is so much more fun. Tight in all the right places and as soft as, well, as a pussy. Percy [Link] |
| AlexPanzer Deactivated User 1593 Posts 6/03 | Posted - Mar 8 2004 : 4:30PM [Link] |
| cobalt60 Knuckle Dragger 2046 Posts 2/03 | Posted - Mar 8 2004 : 7:08PM Well, as it happens, he recently met a willing woman, and has done the deed. Many, many times, if his version of events is to be believed (and there's no good reason for him to lie about it, other than creative license - I can respect that). Just the other day, he was telling me, as I laughed and punched him as hard in the arm as I could, that 'man, it's really not all that, I think pussy's actually better.' Asshole! No, I don't have a point. And, by the way, your avatar doesn't look like Edgar Winter any more, either. [Link] |
| John Pype Member I adore sluts 779 Posts 9/03 | Posted - Mar 10 2004 : 9:57AM Hitting bottom is not good I agree which means that for a long dick you need a longer pussy. If you want to go balls deep that is - and who doesnt? Cunt size or pussy depth has come up several times on forums recently but nobody seems to know much about the depth of individual pornstar's pussies - which is surprising.
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| Percy Walker Member 108 Posts 9/03 | Posted - Mar 12 2004 : 3:26AM "Cunt size or pussy depth has come up several times on forums recently but nobody seems to know much about the depth of individual pornstar's pussies - which is surprising." John, I think the basic problem is measuring something that is not like a pipe at all, if you get my drift. For instance, when I went to Google Images and called up "vagina drawings" the problem became all too obvious. Where does one begin to measure? And should one measure in centimeters, inches, quarts, fifths, magnums, jeroboams, or perhaps even a grand nebuchadnezzar. Frankly, it boggles the mind. This is why your very sensible question never gets answered. But it will certainly get more thought. Percy [Link] |
| Percy Walker Member 108 Posts 9/03 | Posted - Mar 12 2004 : 3:41AM Well, Cobalt, I will have to do something about that. I wasn't very happy with the new avatar either, but it was late. Maybe I should go for that Britney Spears look. I haven't had my hands on a nice set of boobs in weeks. mercy percy [Link] |
| cobalt60 Knuckle Dragger 2046 Posts 2/03 | Posted - Mar 12 2004 : 9:46AM Oft have I wondered...in regards to small women and big dicks: where does it go? It's a mystery of our time. [Link] |
| Sir Noel Plum Senior Studmuffin 1001 Posts 2/03 | Posted - Mar 12 2004 : 10:48AM That said, you won't get anything much safer than a champagne bottle I wouldn't have thought. The chances of a normal wine bottle smashing are pretty slim but a bloody champagne bottle is an engineering masterpiece of structural solidity! SNP. [Link] |
| Percy Walker Member 108 Posts 9/03 | Posted - Mar 12 2004 : 6:49PM Tell us more about your avatar. That must not be your image we see. Whoever this young woman is, she certainly seems to enjoy the moment. percy [Link] |
| Sir Noel Plum Senior Studmuffin 1001 Posts 2/03 | Posted - Mar 12 2004 : 6:59PM BTW further to that thread she read the thread, saw the avatar and just started giggling. SNP. [Link] |
| Percy Walker Member 108 Posts 9/03 | Posted - Mar 13 2004 : 3:24AM Lady Plum has become a real treat to run across on a post. I don't know how I missed this thread the first time around. We are still in 2004, aren't we? percy [Link] |
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