it is one big ego-trip for the director
all alt-porn seems to be this way
with the girls they hired they couldve made a hot video if they just did it straight
but noooo, have to be so "alt" about it. bullshit man
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| thug-o-matic Member 29 Posts 5/06 |  Posted - Sep 2 2006 : 6:52AMjust saw Blacklight Beauty. i want my fuckin money back how could u have Joanna Angel, Alicia Alighotti and Riley Mason in a movie and it aint sexy? by turning it into a god damn marilyn manson video. overbearing jumpy editing that kills all the action, shitty industrial music instead of sound, some annoying pompous jerk in a clown costume whole thing was most pretentious and non-erotic attempt at porno i ever seen [Link] |
| thug-o-matic Member 29 Posts 5/06 | Posted - Sep 2 2006 : 6:57AM it is one big ego-trip for the director all alt-porn seems to be this way with the girls they hired they couldve made a hot video if they just did it straight but noooo, have to be so "alt" about it. bullshit man [Link] |
| Ramsey Senior Member Trina Michaels fan 10332 Posts 10/02 | Posted - Sep 2 2006 : 7:45AM [Link] |
| ma meeshka Iconoclastic Member 3939 Posts 4/06 | Posted - Sep 2 2006 : 7:56AM you don't seem to know what it is you like. you buy an 'alt-porn' movie and your criticism is that it wasn't 'straight.' and then you go on to diss 'alt,' whatever the fuck that is. there's PLENTY of 'straight' stuff out there. why would you deviate if you can't handle the 'alt'? i'm with Ramsey, it sounds like a newsgroup. i should've gone with a pithy one liner too, but i wrote all this instead. [Link] |
| Clam Digger Deactivated User Many a man fails as an original thinker simply because his memory is too good. 2268 Posts 1/05 | Posted - Sep 2 2006 : 8:22AM Clam [Link] |
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| ma meeshka Iconoclastic Member 3939 Posts 4/06 | Posted - Sep 2 2006 : 8:30AM [Link] |
| ma meeshka Iconoclastic Member 3939 Posts 4/06 | Posted - Sep 2 2006 : 8:32AM [Link] |
| TonyC Comstock Films 2523 Posts 8/03 | Posted - Sep 2 2006 : 8:39AM I'd be very surprised if Blacklight Beauty looks like a Marilyn Mason video. The beautiful people, the beautiful people – aaahhh! [Link] |
| ma meeshka Iconoclastic Member 3939 Posts 4/06 | Posted - Sep 2 2006 : 8:42AM [Link] |
| TonyC Comstock Films 2523 Posts 8/03 | Posted - Sep 2 2006 : 8:51AM [Link] |
| thug-o-matic Member 29 Posts 5/06 | Posted - Sep 2 2006 : 1:50PM also this video Blacklight Beauty has girls i like, so thought this would be my place to start people buy new stuff. then they talk about it. you being slow on purpose or what?so you are ignorant about what alt-porn is. okay[invalid URL removed]read this and consider my thread warning against it [Link] |
| thug-o-matic Member 29 Posts 5/06 | Posted - Sep 2 2006 : 1:54PM dont believe the hype [Link] |
| thug-o-matic Member 29 Posts 5/06 | Posted - Sep 2 2006 : 2:06PM [Link] |
| skronker Notable Legendary Icon Scopophiliac 9780 Posts 9/02 | Posted - Sep 2 2006 : 3:18PM On the other hand, I kind of root for anything that even pretends to not be the usual gonzo, and I usually like the types of girls that get cast, and the outfits. The problem is the editing and the lighting and the shooting make it harder to enjoy watching the actual sex. What does your average gonzo monkey know that art school grads don't? Roxy Deville told me she loved the clown. There should be clowns. Send in the clowns. [Link] |
| TonyC Comstock Films 2523 Posts 8/03 | Posted - Sep 2 2006 : 3:20PM [Link] |
| absynth Member absynth makes the heart grow fonder 434 Posts 8/06 | Posted - Sep 2 2006 : 3:35PM [Link] |
| orange Member The best oranges are the toughest to peel. . . 57 Posts 4/05 | Posted - Sep 2 2006 : 3:37PM Like I said in another thread I liked it and I don't usually like movies like this. [Link] |
| Gunzo Senior Member 1377 Posts 2/05 | Posted - Sep 2 2006 : 7:14PM But where the money is, that's where people think there's respect. Fuck that... I have more respect for the old-school gonzo directors who didn't give a shit about lighting and didn't even know how to cut the video. If not quality, at least it's real. A childrens' painting over a complex conceptualist... Movies can be artistic, I don't mind, but when it takes over and stands in the way of the plot or action, I can't get over it, I get so pissed because then I KNOW someone didn't want to show me something or tell me something, this persons wanted to show off himself, tripping on ego... disgusting. And the rant goes on... [Link] |
| IWAdult Member 628 Posts 5/06 | Posted - Sep 2 2006 : 7:49PM Edited by - IWAdult on 9/2/2006 7:55:05 PM [Link] |
Hardware  All-Star Member Your other left 14596 Posts 3/02 | Posted - Sep 2 2006 : 7:54PM If you want to argue the critical merits of a porn movie, fine, but, given the many conflicting demands made on porners, you can't really blame anybody just because they aren't pleasing you. There are literally dozens of new movies released each week. Move on. [Link] |
| Clam Digger Deactivated User Many a man fails as an original thinker simply because his memory is too good. 2268 Posts 1/05 | Posted - Sep 2 2006 : 8:03PM Clam [Link] |
| Drop a load Senior Member My leg hurts 1098 Posts 11/05 | Posted - Sep 2 2006 : 8:44PM Kill Girl Kill 3 was straight Gonzo with tattooed girls getting fucked to alternative music . it felt like i was watching the Dark brothers stuff with tattooed girls.
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| baronorca Member Montana 528 Posts 1/01 | Posted - Sep 2 2006 : 9:19PM [Link] |
| Zartyr Member 700 Posts 7/04 | Posted - Sep 2 2006 : 9:38PM [Link] |
| ma meeshka Iconoclastic Member 3939 Posts 4/06 | Posted - Sep 2 2006 : 10:07PM stein um stein [Link] |
| ma meeshka Iconoclastic Member 3939 Posts 4/06 | Posted - Sep 2 2006 : 10:12PM i just don't get how you not like marilyn manson aesthetics and pick a porno with goth-industrial theme, even though manson has never even approached that. see: NIN. [Link] |
| the unknown pervert Deactivated User I'd like to stay but I've got a plane to catch. 3243 Posts 5/06 | Posted - Sep 3 2006 : 12:59AM [Link] |
| respect Member 200 Posts 11/04 | Posted - Sep 3 2006 : 5:26AM [Link] |
| TonyC Comstock Films 2523 Posts 8/03 | Posted - Sep 3 2006 : 5:57AM [Link] |
| respect Member 200 Posts 11/04 | Posted - Sep 3 2006 : 8:26AM But there are great independent movies which were made with amateur actors and a relatively small budget. And there is big-budget-porn like "Pirates" - but a lot of the money was spent on costumes, special effects etc. [Link] |
| TonyC Comstock Films 2523 Posts 8/03 | Posted - Sep 3 2006 : 8:55AM First of all, successful micro budget indies are so rare they can be all but discounted as having any thing meaningful to teach anyone about the business of making movies. Secondly, microbudget indies depend on people who will work for nothing or next to nothing in the hope of making the long shot pay off. The SAG ultralow budget agreement is $100/day with no backend. What kind of porn are you going to make paying talent $100/day? None, that's what kind. (Except maybe Suicide Girls softcore.) [Link] |
| Gunzo Senior Member 1377 Posts 2/05 | Posted - Sep 3 2006 : 4:27PM [Link] |
| TonyC Comstock Films 2523 Posts 8/03 | Posted - Oct 2 2006 : 10:09AM [Link] |
| DanaDeArmond Porn Unicorn TheInternetsGirlfriend.com 2786 Posts 1/06 | Posted - Oct 2 2006 : 5:56PM its not for everybody. but the people that are making it and who they are making it for, love it. and i think thats what matters. look for xo [Link] |
| TonyC Comstock Films 2523 Posts 8/03 | Posted - Oct 2 2006 : 6:19PM [Link] |
| DanaDeArmond Porn Unicorn TheInternetsGirlfriend.com 2786 Posts 1/06 | Posted - Oct 2 2006 : 6:57PM [Link] |
| TonyC Comstock Films 2523 Posts 8/03 | Posted - Oct 2 2006 : 7:17PM You know for a week or two earlier this year, journalist were asking me if what I did was "alt porn". What I said was 1) Alt porn requires a matte box and follow focus, and I don't use either. 2) Alt porn is for the cool kids, and I never was, and am (obviously) not one of the cool kids. [Link] |
| skronker Notable Legendary Icon Scopophiliac 9780 Posts 9/02 | Posted - Oct 2 2006 : 7:18PM [Link] |
| TonyC Comstock Films 2523 Posts 8/03 | Posted - Oct 2 2006 : 7:20PM [Link] |
| skronker Notable Legendary Icon Scopophiliac 9780 Posts 9/02 | Posted - Oct 2 2006 : 7:30PM [Link] |
| TonyC Comstock Films 2523 Posts 8/03 | Posted - Oct 2 2006 : 7:39PM [Link] |
| Brian_Wallace Member 108 Posts 6/04 | Posted - Oct 2 2006 : 7:55PM I really love "alt porn" or whatever you want to call it. Joanna Angel, Eon McKai, Jack the Ripper, etc. It seems fresh, original and different. Brian [Link] |
| oatmeal Meat Popsicle Seeking Beauty 1738 Posts 8/04 | Posted - Oct 2 2006 : 8:43PM [Link] |
| cm37564 Senior Member 1105 Posts 9/05 | Posted - Oct 3 2006 : 4:40PM they should just let Joanna direct all those things she knows how to do 'em right no music video crap [Link] |
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