Dearest DeArmond.. (page 30)

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DanaDeArmond Porn Unicorn TheInternetsGirlfriend.com 2786 Posts 1/06	Posted - Sep 3 2008 : 1:34PM protein style! heres a picture of my girlfriend/sister. she is always making that gesture at me, i wonder what it means? [Link]
DanaDeArmond Porn Unicorn TheInternetsGirlfriend.com 2786 Posts 1/06	Posted - Sep 3 2008 : 2:03PM its hard to take pictures of yourself with an iphone :( sorry. i will get better pics soonish. [Link]
Zoid Senior Member Boobies and Anal 2004 Posts 5/04	Posted - Sep 3 2008 : 2:27PM DanaDeArmond wrote: she is always making that gesture at me, i wonder what it means? Click to expand Not sure, but I think this is some kind of secret sign language. However, I was under the impression that you are well trained in it. [:P)] Thanks for the pics. Edited by - Zoid on 9/3/2008 2:28:13 PM [Link]
DanaDeArmond Porn Unicorn TheInternetsGirlfriend.com 2786 Posts 1/06	Posted - Sep 3 2008 : 2:33PM omg, whats wrong with me!? hahaha [Link]

killbillvol69 All-Star Member ^Lucy Pinder 18631 Posts 4/08	Posted - Sep 3 2008 : 3:15PM @Zoid: that collection = awesomeness. :) [Link]
scissorme Member 145 Posts 4/08	Posted - Sep 3 2008 : 3:41PM Haha, Dana-kitty! [Link]
axlsfury Senior Member 1110 Posts 7/04	Posted - Sep 3 2008 : 6:22PM Zoid wrote: DanaDeArmond wrote: she is always making that gesture at me, i wonder what it means? Click to expand Not sure, but I think this is some kind of secret sign language. However, I was under the impression that you are well trained in it. [:P)] Thanks for the pics. Edited by - Zoid on 9/3/2008 2:28:13 PM Click to expand Aren't those moves copped from Wayne's World or Ace Ventura: Pet Detective? [Link]
axlsfury Senior Member 1110 Posts 7/04	Posted - Sep 3 2008 : 6:23PM DanaDeArmond wrote: protein style! heres a picture of my girlfriend/sister. she is always making that gesture at me, i wonder what it means? Click to expand I'd interpret that to mean she's hungry for peace? or hungry for a "piece" of pussy-pie? Axl [Link]
backdoorman Senior Member Shake for me girl... I wanna be your backdoorman ! 2776 Posts 10/07	Posted - Sep 3 2008 : 6:50PM She likes to eat at the Y as do I ! [Link]
Leyden Senior Member The people have spoken. I'm a nitpicking dick. Woo! 8751 Posts 1/04	Posted - Sep 3 2008 : 6:58PM DanaDeArmond wrote: protein style! Click to expand Cool beans. [Link]
DanaDeArmond Porn Unicorn TheInternetsGirlfriend.com 2786 Posts 1/06	Posted - Sep 4 2008 : 1:21AM i got my teeth zoomed today. im so excited and sparkley! [Link]
shellshock91 Member Believe and you can Achieve 663 Posts 1/05	Posted - Sep 4 2008 : 2:13AM Say Cheese! [Link]
axlsfury Senior Member 1110 Posts 7/04	Posted - Sep 4 2008 : 8:18AM Zoom Zoom and a Boom Boom! They look great. Dana, I'd love to see you and Bobbi in a Lollypop Lesbian scene for Jay Sin. I can only imagine how that would turn out :-) Axl [Link]
DanaDeArmond Porn Unicorn TheInternetsGirlfriend.com 2786 Posts 1/06	Posted - Sep 4 2008 : 12:20PM my prediction is that it would turn out with the worlds worst yeast infection. :( i was asked to be in the first lesbian lollipops and i had to regretfully decline. [Link]

Clam Digger Deactivated User Many a man fails as an original thinker simply because his memory is too good. 2268 Posts 1/05	Posted - Sep 4 2008 : 1:16PM lollipops cause yeast infections? The things I learn on ADT are simply amazing. [Link]
DanaDeArmond Porn Unicorn TheInternetsGirlfriend.com 2786 Posts 1/06	Posted - Sep 4 2008 : 3:26PM um yeah. im sure you could fill a book with what people dont know about vaginas and buttholes. [Link]
hendrik Member 226 Posts 1/07	Posted - Sep 4 2008 : 3:37PM DanaDeArmond wrote: im so excited and sparkley! Click to expand Georgeous Dana. And your pictures are getting sharper one by one. Had some lessons? New camera? [Link]
killbillvol69 All-Star Member ^Lucy Pinder 18631 Posts 4/08	Posted - Sep 4 2008 : 4:07PM DanaDeArmond wrote: um yeah. im sure you could fill a book with what people dont know about vaginas and buttholes. Click to expand It's true. Even in the age of all-information-all-the-time, we still know so little about our own bodies. Or, in this case, the bodies of the women that we jerk off to. ;) [Link]
DanaDeArmond Porn Unicorn TheInternetsGirlfriend.com 2786 Posts 1/06	Posted - Sep 4 2008 : 6:00PM its an iphone, the pictures just come out better in direct sunlight. [Link]
noahped Senior Member 2978 Posts 8/02	Posted - Sep 4 2008 : 6:51PM Are those tan lines I see on Bobbi?? I hope she still has them next weekend! And to Dana, you look super fucking good...I'd love to shoot you too if you have the time next weekend?? Let me know. Edited by - noahped on 9/4/2008 6:55:29 PM [Link]
DanaDeArmond Porn Unicorn TheInternetsGirlfriend.com 2786 Posts 1/06	Posted - Sep 4 2008 : 7:33PM yeah bobbi has tan lines. she's hot. i will be your assistant when you take pictures of her, i will be her butt lotioner. Edited by - danadearmond on 9/4/2008 7:43:37 PM [Link]
RandomPrecision Senior Member Enjoy! 8175 Posts 3/06	Posted - Sep 4 2008 : 11:11PM DanaDeArmond wrote: butt lotioner. Click to expand You said "butt lotioner" [Link]
RandomPrecision Senior Member Enjoy! 8175 Posts 3/06	Posted - Sep 4 2008 : 11:28PM These are just exquisite! [Link]
Milo Member M'enfin! 85 Posts 10/06	Posted - Sep 5 2008 : 12:13AM DanaDeArmond wrote: yeah bobbi has tan lines. she's hot. Click to expand Word! Loved her tan lines in [ invalid url ]. [Link]

DanaDeArmond Porn Unicorn TheInternetsGirlfriend.com 2786 Posts 1/06	Posted - Sep 5 2008 : 4:50PM my boyfriend worked with katja kassin today for naughty america. im jealous. p.s. gape lovers 3 comes out today. [Link]
Crucifixio_Jones Senior Member Arrogant & Obnoxious Narcissist 4727 Posts 10/03	Posted - Sep 5 2008 : 4:51PM DanaDeArmond wrote: my boyfriend worked with katja kassin today for naughty america. Click to expand Mmmmmm...nostalgia. [Link]
axlsfury Senior Member 1110 Posts 7/04	Posted - Sep 5 2008 : 7:06PM DanaDeArmond wrote: my prediction is that it would turn out with the worlds worst yeast infection. :( i was asked to be in the first lesbian lollipops and i had to regretfully decline. Click to expand Even with "stunt" lollypops? That's too bad.....you'd be great for this kind of movie. Gape Lovers 3 here I come! Axl [Link]
DanaDeArmond Porn Unicorn TheInternetsGirlfriend.com 2786 Posts 1/06	Posted - Sep 5 2008 : 7:21PM i dont know what you are talking about "stunt lollipops"? [Link]
Crucifixio_Jones Senior Member Arrogant & Obnoxious Narcissist 4727 Posts 10/03	Posted - Sep 5 2008 : 7:26PM Maybe it's like a stunt granny. [Link]
axlsfury Senior Member 1110 Posts 7/04	Posted - Sep 5 2008 : 7:55PM DanaDeArmond wrote: i dont know what you are talking about "stunt lollipops"? Click to expand I assume you mean it's the sugary lollipops in vagina's and buttholes that may cause a problem.....so why not go with dummy lollipops....."stunt lollipops"......they're plastic that look like real ones....then you avoid the whole yeast infection thing (if in fact it is the sugar/vagina/butthole issue) Axl [Link]
Crucifixio_Jones Senior Member Arrogant & Obnoxious Narcissist 4727 Posts 10/03	Posted - Sep 5 2008 : 8:05PM "Sugar-Coated Assholes" sounds like a potential porn title to me. Well, either that or a really hard-to-market breakfast cereal. [Link]
DanaDeArmond Porn Unicorn TheInternetsGirlfriend.com 2786 Posts 1/06	Posted - Sep 5 2008 : 11:39PM thats not what is used in the production and kind of misses the point of the movie besides im not Jay Sin, and cannot make the kind of judgement call to have stage candy made special order. he wants to direct girls to put sugar in their assholes and pussies, some girls are totally willing to do that. i am not going to lose thousands of dollars in work being benched with a gnarly yeast infection. some ladies have iron clad vaginas and are not affected by food play. i, unfortunately am not so blessed. and also severely turned off by food play. though i will do milk enemas now on camera, too bad milk nympho's is on hold since the obscenity inditement. [Link]
Crucifixio_Jones Senior Member Arrogant & Obnoxious Narcissist 4727 Posts 10/03	Posted - Sep 6 2008 : 11:13AM I may have possibly found Dana DeArmond's new theme song. [Link]
DanaDeArmond Porn Unicorn TheInternetsGirlfriend.com 2786 Posts 1/06	Posted - Sep 6 2008 : 1:18PM pffft... more like. THIS [Link]

Ryan_ Member 124 Posts 9/08	Posted - Sep 6 2008 : 1:40PM hahaha [Link]
axlsfury Senior Member 1110 Posts 7/04	Posted - Sep 6 2008 : 1:49PM that's cool....i'm just a big fan and thought it might work. best to you in your future movies :-) Axl [Link]
DanaDeArmond Porn Unicorn TheInternetsGirlfriend.com 2786 Posts 1/06	Posted - Sep 6 2008 : 2:10PM dont worry my pet, i will make tons of movies for your stroking enjoyment. coming soon... gape lovers 3 -jaysin ass trap - john leslie slam it! in a young whore - harmony foot soldiers -belladonna butthole whores 3 -belladonna squirt in my gape 3 -william h semen sippers 7 -mike john 2 scenes on deepthroatlove.com and a shane's world scene with very adorable casey parker, we played golf, 'nuff said. [Link]
hendrik Member 226 Posts 1/07	Posted - Sep 6 2008 : 2:12PM Crucifixio_Jones wrote: I may have possibly found Dana DeArmond's new theme song. Click to expand :) That's some strange haircuts, jeez. Why did I think Phil Collins was way too easy listening for Dana? Here's my suggestion: http://nl.youtube.com/watch?v=LK0CJqMK6f0&feature=related In her better days Kim Deal looked a bit like Dana [Link]
DanaDeArmond Porn Unicorn TheInternetsGirlfriend.com 2786 Posts 1/06	Posted - Sep 6 2008 : 2:17PM kim deal is gorgeous dresses so frumpy though :( p.s. i look nothing like her. [Link]
hendrik Member 226 Posts 1/07	Posted - Sep 6 2008 : 2:34PM DanaDeArmond wrote: p.s. i look nothing like her. Click to expand Oh yes you do. When I saw her live years back all the guys in the club were in love with her. You have that same fascinating spell. Am I sounding too cheesy? You are right about her clothing though. [Link]
DanaDeArmond Porn Unicorn TheInternetsGirlfriend.com 2786 Posts 1/06	Posted - Sep 6 2008 : 4:27PM i was trying to take a pic to put on myspace, but my boob made it in this shot. so you guys can have it. [Link]
DanaDeArmond Porn Unicorn TheInternetsGirlfriend.com 2786 Posts 1/06	Posted - Sep 6 2008 : 4:59PM select comfort just called me and asked me if i would be interested in doing a commercial giving my customer testimonial i said "im an adult film star, i dont think that would fly" and the girl on the phone giggled and hung up on me. pretty silly stuff. [Link]
popdog Member 865 Posts 5/05	Posted - Sep 6 2008 : 5:07PM But now the world will never know, do you like your select comfort mattress? [Link]
DanaDeArmond Porn Unicorn TheInternetsGirlfriend.com 2786 Posts 1/06	Posted - Sep 6 2008 : 5:10PM its ok. i think i like my old tempurpedic better [Link]
Crucifixio_Jones Senior Member Arrogant & Obnoxious Narcissist 4727 Posts 10/03	Posted - Sep 6 2008 : 5:36PM Doofus. You should've accepted and let them find out on their own later after it caused some huge scandal that garnered you some major publicity. Dana, dear, you blew it. [Link]
Zoid Senior Member Boobies and Anal 2004 Posts 5/04	Posted - Sep 6 2008 : 5:37PM I think they missed an opportunity to sell a lot of beds/mattresses. [Link]
Crucifixio_Jones Senior Member Arrogant & Obnoxious Narcissist 4727 Posts 10/03	Posted - Sep 6 2008 : 6:25PM I've always been of the mind that companies should seek pornstars to endorse their products. It's a very natural marriage. I mean, can't you see Justin Slayer doing Timberland commercials? Maybe Mr. Marcus hawking baseball caps for 59/Fifty? I'm sure there's plenty more I'm forgetting but what could possibly be more appropriate than Dana DeArmond selling mattresses, really? [Link]
SexyHard Member 673 Posts 6/07	Posted - Sep 6 2008 : 6:40PM DanaDeArmond wrote: Click to expand Nice photo. Thanks babe. [Link]
DanaDeArmond Porn Unicorn TheInternetsGirlfriend.com 2786 Posts 1/06	Posted - Sep 6 2008 : 7:13PM i dont think it would have ever gotten to the point that a commercial would have been made, seeing as that i use my real name, pursuing this venture would surely have ended up being a huge waste of time for im sure absolutely no pay off whatsoever. besides i think i get more than enough publicity between myspace, my on camera performances and being a spiegler girl. [Link]
noahped Senior Member 2978 Posts 8/02	Posted - Sep 6 2008 : 7:42PM For sure...but maybe in Europe they use pornstars in their mattress ads, that'd be perfect?? The US is too uptight. [Link]

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