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danl
Member

436 Posts
3/05
Posted - Jul 12 2010 : 12:06AM
Lisa Ann, one of the GREATEST PORN STARS of all time "unzipped her Italian Genes" off-camera at some "nongeenew" last week, for making a statement of reference as if the two were somehow "equals" in the profession.
Here is a young girl, who "hopped straight out of her prom dress into porn," and had the audacity to try to compare herself to the in-COMPARABLE Lisa Ann--like contrasting the fine bouquet of a Chardonay to Grapette, imho!
Apparently, in the verbal exchange that followed, some "spittle" spewed forth from Lisa's luscious lips (which I would forever cherish, btw) onto the face of Ashli Orion--of whom I had NEVER heard, until she appeared with Lisa Ann on the live "Girl Talk" segment of Naughty America.
Now, several posters here at ADT are suddenly "throwing stones" at one of the true LEGENDS of porn, and, along with Julia Ann, among my all-time favorite PORNSTARS!
EVEN, "popping out" with statements that "spitting is assault," which would be EXTREMELY difficult to prove re pre-meditation and intent, btw, DESPITE what "twits" Lisa Ann herself may have made about the personal encounter with Orion.
Putting these LUDRICOUS criminal issues aside, I have LONG had a problem with both the main stream and "steam stream" film industry for tacking the word "STAR" at the end of ANY male or female actor's name, regardless of his or her's productivity and longevity in the profession.
I worked for many years in the aerospace industry as an engineer, "Airheads" we're called, while those men and women still under review status were "unofficially" identified as"Nearheads."--and the two connatations were well-known and understood by BOTH parties.
For In the REAL world, EVERY profession requires some kind of apprenticeship (unless you're born into "stupidity" like a george w) before TRUE acceptance in "whatever."
Now I know this will NEVER be accepted by porn industry folks, but I propose that PROVEN CLASSY, ESTABLISHED performers such as Lisa Ann, Julia Ann, Shyla Stylez, Tory Lane, Savanna Samson and jessica drake--to name just a few-- bear with distinction the title of PORNSTAR, while teenagers, such as Ashli Orion ("Prom Porners," I call em) and all those performers relatively new to the adult industry profession, regardless of age, bear the identification of PORNFAR!
That way, the TRUE CLASS and overwhelming sexuality of a Lisa Ann or Julia Ann would never again be forced to defend that well-deserved and EARNED title of PORNSTAR against some relatively unknown PORNFAR!!
btw, Lisa Ann if you happen to see this, I met you a month or so ago in Oklahoma City, where I saw your shows and WOW!!.... danny (smokeit) whenever I post to you at NA.
Anime Nut
Senior Member

Too cool for Zuul
1925 Posts
6/06
Posted - Jul 12 2010 : 12:27AM
This reads like it should be moved to Porn News - Press Releases.
Crucifixio_Jones
Senior Member

Arrogant & Obnoxious Narcissist
4727 Posts
10/03
Posted - Jul 12 2010 : 1:02AM
Not only that but to anyone here who has read any of danl previous posts here, it should be painfully obvious that he didn't write this (except for that final closing remark). So I wonder: who did? And why? Actually, no I don't. I couldn't care less.
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ChodeMasterJ
Perpetual Marxist

5405 Posts
4/03
Posted - Jul 12 2010 : 1:11AM
^
It's "got" every "other" word "in" quotes "though". haha.
danl
Member

436 Posts
3/05
Posted - Jul 12 2010 : 1:58AM
EECH!, there are always some who insist on "crudiquing" PUNKuation, SPEEling and DICKtion instead of reviewing, what I like to call for a porn forum,"CUNTent."
And, YESSSSS! Mr. Jones, Me, Myself and I, wrote every word in defense of Lisa Ann one of my all-time favorite ladies in the history of porn.
As for you, "Chodemaster," take " " " that and " " " and " " "!!!!!
I will concede, however, I wasn't sure in which forum this thread belongs, but since the account of the Naughty America incident, re Lisa Ann, was reported in "Star Crossed," I posted it here in rebuttal.

 
Anime Nut
Senior Member

Too cool for Zuul
1925 Posts
6/06
Posted - Jul 12 2010 : 2:06AM
Holy shit. This went from mildly amusing to downright frightening real fast.
Dread
Senior Member

Latex and boobs
5085 Posts
3/07
Posted - Jul 12 2010 : 2:20AM
Close this shit. All it is is some pissed off "fan" ranting about nonsense. I'll never have that minute back. Thanks.
----Dread----
ChodeMasterJ
Perpetual Marxist

5405 Posts
4/03
Posted - Jul 12 2010 : 3:24AM
^ hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaha!
4theheart
Senior Member

pornologist
3102 Posts
8/01
Posted - Jul 12 2010 : 6:33AM
That's all well and good danl, but I think the truly pertinent question here is whether lisa ann was SMOKING when all of this went down
BlackSix All-Star Supporter
All-Star Member

pornography wasn't sex but fantasies of an impossibly hospitable world
12377 Posts
9/07
Posted - Jul 12 2010 : 6:40AM
Who gives a shit about any of this?
Jonny Jay All-Star Supporter
Outlier Moderator

5990 Posts
8/09
Posted - Jul 12 2010 : 6:43AM
^Was thinking the same.
grover All-Star Supporter
All-Star Member

Literotica.com - grover10
16888 Posts
11/04
Posted - Jul 12 2010 : 6:52AM
danl's just expressing his opinion! Let him have his say.
Edited by - grover on 7/12/2010 6:52:46 AM
Algaliarept
Senior Member

3557 Posts
7/08
Posted - Jul 12 2010 : 8:25AM
is that a Star Trek (Vulcan) reference?
ameelynn1980
Member

629 Posts
9/07
Posted - Jul 12 2010 : 2:33PM
It amuses me that you found it necessary to start a whole new thread about this, instead of simply posting to the existing thread, which you clearly read (since you endeavored to misquote it a number of times).
I'm a big fan of Lisa Ann and probably always will be. That said, she behaved badly last week. I was disappointed by it and posted about it on this forum. Its called an opinion. Believe it or not, some people are capable of admiring an actor's on-screen performance without subscribing to the notion that they are Mother Theresa in real life. You are certainly welcome to your opinion as well, but your impassioned defense of how she is entitled to act like a lousy human being due to of the number of years in which she has been getting paid to spread her legs is more than a little suspect.
Quite honestly, you strike me as one of those guys who has deluded himself into believing that if he offers an overzealous, passionate defense of a porn star's bad behavior, that she's going to show up at your house and fuck you in gratitude. Keep dreaming. As for your personal appeal to Lisa Ann at the end of your post (and the fact that you seem to consistently seek her out on NA, strip clubs, etc...), I'm guessing that you are one of those fans who is kept at a very safe distance by Lisa's handlers.
PS: And yes, as another poster mentioned, you really do need to learn how to use quotation marks. Skewing the comments from the original thread and slapping quotation marks around it in the way that you did is really just bad form. And maybe think about laying off the ALL CAPS a bit.
Dr. Nasty
Senior Member

Asa Akira.....Damn!
3797 Posts
9/05
Posted - Jul 12 2010 : 4:30PM
Damn! You guys are harsh!
*****The Dr. of Nasty*****
 
Rosco Fuji
Deactivated User

On the licking stick, Mr. Magic Dick!
3309 Posts
2/09
Posted - Jul 12 2010 : 4:36PM
Why does everyone feel the need to mention closing a thead the minute they don't like it? I mean seriously?
Rosco Fuji
Deactivated User

On the licking stick, Mr. Magic Dick!
3309 Posts
2/09
Posted - Jul 12 2010 : 4:40PM
Someone is taking themself and Lisa Ann waaaaaaaayyyyyyyy too seriously. It's porn, not rocket science.
Dr. Nasty
Senior Member

Asa Akira.....Damn!
3797 Posts
9/05
Posted - Jul 12 2010 : 4:42PM
I am just going to say this. I don't care how big and famous you are or think you are nor do I care how much money you have. Nothing another person says gives you the right to spit in that persons face. I'm not taking sides as I don't know the full story of what happened, but if someone spit in my face they better expect an automatic ass whoopin coming in their direction. Plain and simple.
*****The Dr. of Nasty*****
danl
Member

436 Posts
3/05
Posted - Jul 12 2010 : 11:13PM
If you get a chance to read this Lisa Ann, PLEASEEE! knock on my door and ask me to fuck you!!!
That way, I'll be among the thousands of other "weird" men who would envision such a fantasy.
Thanx for defending my right to an opinion Grover, but there are several here who so resent my posting punkuation, dicktion, shoulting and speeling "fox paws," along with our smoking fetish fight for frequent female cigarette smoking scenes in porn films, that NOTHING I write will ever have validity.
As for defending Lisa Ann, no one really knows what actually happened, but its quite obvious when anyone's face is up against another's in a heated verbal exchange, some spittle might spew out.
But then, I guess no one knows for sure other than the pornSTAR and pornFAR involved, which is WHY such absolutely LUDRICOUS talks re "spitting is assault" are entirely unwarranted.
I must, however, offer the observation that many of you are laboring under the ASSumption that a man enamored with seeing gorgeous, well-built porn stars (such as Lisa Ann and Julia Ann) lighting up and inhaling with sexy finesse--not timid puffs or with comical looking holders--on loooong all-white cigarettes is somehow an anomaly.
A quick Google of "smoking fetish" and "smoking glamour," will prove otherwise, but sadly, the vast majority of smoke fetishist gave up on porn film directors a long time ago, so there are rarely any support posts here at ADT for my cause.
You can be sure, however, there will always be a volley of angry "crudiques" and insulting remarks from, I suspect, primarily the anti-smoking faction or men who are themselvers smokers, but "don't identify with our passion--MOST smoke fetishist are non-smokers (such as yours truly) btw.
Its really hard for me to believe that so many literary "purists" would take the time to correct any writing "arrows" on any forum site other than perhaps, harvardliteraryreview.com
Thus, I would be willing to bet Grover, that MOST of these angers are directed at my many efforts in past posts to make as "little" a man as possible out of the former LESSIDENT, george w bush, whose arrogance and unbalanced brain scared the HELL out of me for eight miserable years, while what a true PLUSIDENT, WILLIAM JEFFERSON CLINTON, accomplished, even with unbalanced hormones, was a source of constant admiration and pride for myself, the vast majority of Americans, and most of the world--a "glowing" image which george DUMBYA and Dick CHICANERY managed to destroy in less than a year, btw!!
Nevertheless, I will continue the fight from time-to-time to try and convince 99.99% of the steam stream directors out there to "see the light and glow" of a beautiful, shapey woman's smouldering cigarette in the same manner their main stream counterparts have done for decades ---right, Lisa Ann??, and once again, PLEASEEE! after reading this, CUM knocking at my door, dangling a smouldering looong all-white cigarette between your luscious red lips!!!
Harri Patel
Senior Member

#SDNY he's all yours. -- Michael Steele
5110 Posts
3/03
Posted - Jul 12 2010 : 11:39PM
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