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RoccoFan
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Posted - Mar 11 2002 : 4:08PM
Hi all,

Take a few...few sentences and describe the perfect blowjob. We'd all like a deep throat, but that's too rare to count as a meaningful item on a wish list. I'll start it off:

1. Very little hand involvement
2. Must be into it...nothing worse than a lazy bj
3. As deep as possible
4. Mouth on penis for 95% of the time. Women, how would you feel if you were getting head and your partner decided to stop every couple of licks...enough said.
5. Slow and steady wins the race.

RoccoFan
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Topic Moved by - stephdunn on Mar 11 2002

Dr. Evil
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Posted - Mar 11 2002 : 6:16PM
I really cant add anything to that. That sounds like the perfect blowjob!
KY-Jelly
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Posted - Mar 12 2002 : 3:41AM
In addition to what RoccoFan said:
1. Cock hungry eye contact.
2. Slow roaming hands along the body, especially around the tummy area.
3. Grabbing and pulling my ass towards her face while blowing to let me know she really wants it.
4. Muffled sucking sounds...but if it's too loud, it's too much of a distraction. A soft moan once in a while.
5. Seeing her cheeks suck in and out so you can tell she's using a lot of suction.
6. A slight smudged ring of lipstick around the base of the cock. A ring around the balls would be a plus.
7. Cupping and massaging the balls in her hand every now and then.
8. Letting me cum in her mouth while keeping the same pace of her head bobbing and not missing a beat. *Bonus: Increasing her speed and taking the cock deeper in her mouth while I'm cumming.
9. Swallowing all the cum like a good girl. Showing and playing with it is optional.
10. 2-3 minutes of post-cum head so as not to miss a single drop and saying how much she enjoyed swallowing.
11. Sharing a bowl of mint chocolate chip ice cream while we recover for Round Two.

That would be my perfect blowjob...any volunteers?

"there's a sucker born every minute, but swallowers are hard to find" --Darkmage

RoccoFan
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Posted - Mar 12 2002 : 1:20PM
KY,

If you've found this woman, or when you do you need to record that blowjob for posterity. Shit, you need to put it on a web cam....better yet, just cut the bullshit and invite me over for a personal viewing.

I would change one thing though, for me it would have to be slow and deep at the end not faster.

Boat Drinks!!!!!

RoccoFan
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Posted - Mar 13 2002 : 5:47PM
Making my shaft wet and sloppy.

Sucking on my sack.

Sucking on my purple headed warrior AFTER I've cum.

Saying thankyou.


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Planet Sex
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Posted - Mar 14 2002 : 3:11AM
Two words: dentures out!
Dr. Evil
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Posted - Mar 14 2002 : 1:13PM
ROFLMAO!
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Posted - Mar 17 2002 : 8:45PM
KY I love your smiley people!!!

How about hearing from a woman's point of view of how I like to give BJ'S????

1. NO HANDS!!! It's called a blowjob NOT a handjob!!! If he had wanted a handjob he would've asked for one! One hand around the base is O.K.

2. Lots of tongue and saliva---the wetter the better!! I like to make it really slippery!!

3. Take it in as much as you can...work on the deep throat technique as much as possible.

4. Yes, KY, checks must get sucked in for suction and holding power.

5. Little moans and groans don't hurt either!!

6. Eye contact--some guys get uncomfortable w/ that though.

7. Make sure you kiss and suck his balls and anus, too.

8. I like to play w/ myself while giving one..it gets me VERY excited!!

9. Ever try a finger in your ass while getting one??(From your girl of course)

10. Letting your man cum wherever( face, mouth, etc.) I don't have a problem w/ swallowing). I like to play w/ it, too.

I LOVE giving head!! It's my favorite thing to do and I'm not ashamed to admit it!! That's how I like to give head. My man agrees---he's right here next to me and just got one----

BIGmike
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Posted - Mar 17 2002 : 9:32PM
The perfect blowjob in a perfect world would go like this:

1. Eye contact, I live for eye contact.

---Possibly:---
2. Rimming sounds fun, though I would need to find a really nasty girl for that
3. Fingering the ass, that makes the orgasm more powerful
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4. Never stop the eye contact.

5. Hands off, unless you can't fit it all in your mouth

6. Swallow if you want, but if you don't want or like to, don't force it down and gag it up...

...nothing kills wood faster than a girl gagging on cum.

7. Eye contact. I can't stress this enough, nothing is better than looking into the eyes of a woman who is sucking on your johnson. It makes for truly nasty exciting fun, when you down at a woman who has your dick in her mouth, and maintains the eye contact.

8. Repeat all steps several times...


Edited by - BIGmike on Mar 17 2002

scipio
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Posted - Mar 21 2002 : 9:50AM
The perfect blowjob, eh?

hmm....

1) Performed on me.

g'night, thank you everybody! ;)

scipio

KY-Jelly
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Posted - Mar 21 2002 : 8:55PM
damn, I need to find me a female porn fan. hey, you got any sisters?

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Posted - Mar 22 2002 : 9:23PM
Yeah, KY, but they're married
Dr. Evil
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Posted - Mar 25 2002 : 6:24PM
I have 1 more thing to add. Motion Lotion. It creates a warm sensation when it gets blown on. Very exciting
bigdick
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Posted - Apr 6 2002 : 6:26PM
Ky-Jelly has it just about perfect. But there's no greater feeling than having both balls sucked and your cock getting jerked off at the same time and she's looking at you saying "feed me", then when you blow the load she then suck it out really hard and sallow every fucking drop. And sometime she can even let some flow all over your ball and then she can lick the cream off them while still jerking you off. Oh! An let her control the flow. There! perfect
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Posted - Apr 10 2002 : 9:06PM
I would just add "hot and cold." Get it wet, blow on it so its cold then stick it back in her hot mouth. Daaaaammmmnnnn!

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Titpraiser
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Posted - Sep 22 2024 : 2:05PM
Sounds like a good idea. Thank you for that (22 year old) idea!
Titpraiser
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Posted - Sep 22 2024 : 2:09PM
1. She opens up my belt and takes off my pants
2. I am getting fully naked (except socks)
3. She starts with gentle kisses all over my body
4. She slowly starts and gets faster
5. She spits on my dick
6. She loudly moans so I can feel the vibrating of her voice
7. some ball sucking moments inbetween
8. She´s sucking fastly without a break to make me cum
9. She spills the cum all over her tits
10. She gives me a kiss so I can taste a bit of it

Of course without a condom. If she uses one at least she should use her mouth for putting it on.

Edited by - Titpraiser on 9/22/2024 2:11:34 PM

James01
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Posted - May 13 2025 : 8:48AM
classic list, RoccoFan! 😄 I'd agree with most of that-enthusiasm really is the game-changer. For me, it's all about the rhythm and connection. When there's good eye contact, a bit of teasing, and you can tell she's enjoying herself, that's the magic. Deep throat or not, it's the attitude that makes it unforgettable. Curious to hear what others add to this "perfect recipe"!

Angie_white
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Posted - Aug 21 2025 : 3:26AM
Can anyone suggest me some scenes with perfect blowjob
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