Dia, that noseblowing clip is one of the very few that I just cannot bring myself to even try! Sounds almost as bad as two girls one cup! Have you seen or heard about Cake Farts? I am surprised - but maybe not so much - at how I many fetishes there are out there that I keep hearing about. But I guess eventually you will let us see them as you discover them too.
Two interesting fetishes I've seen around Clips4Sale stores: 1) Toothbrushing 2) Ear pulling Yes, you too can provide yourself a steady stream of income by filming yourself brushing your teeth daily. It's a great country, ain't it?
ROFL... don't forget bellybutton worship, masturbation instruction and blow to pop (blowing up balloons/orgasm) Speaking of which... time to do an exercise torture! Hugs, Dia
Yeah, I don't really get the bellybutton thing or the balloons. I appreciate a cute tummy on a lady, but not the bellybutton itself. It's a pretty pointless hole. It's not like you can fuck it or anything. Or can you? I really don't like loud, sudden noises so balloon bursting would just terrify me. I don't need any instructions on how to masturbate (19th degree black belt), but I guess a little coaching doesn't hurt. Even Tiger has a swing coach. Others... Armpit fetish: Sweaty or dry? Ball/cuntbusting: Seriously? I mean, I understand the whole SM thing, but seriously? Not only do I question who would get off on getting kicked right square in the gonads all the time, but how is this sustainable and make for a viable store or website? Are all the guys eunuchs? Are the women made of sponge? Bastinado: I like walking. Coughing: I don't particularly find lung butter attractive, but whatever. Farting: While farting is never not funny, playing the butt trumpet is not a talent I look for in a lady. For that matter, I don't think a girl has ever passed gas around me. Or a girl older than, like, 6. Gelding: /faints Ironing fetish: Wrinkle-free FTW! Mouthsoaping fetish: Toothbrushing fetish's slow, younger brother Sprains: Masturbates while watching the WNBA in hopes of a rolled ankle Ugly: Well at least the competition for the companion you're after is pretty thin Yawning: Is in Heaven at a 7:00 AM meeting Exercise torture? Does that mean just doing some tortuous exercise or is it some interesting form of BDSM I haven't heard of yet?
Dia! I've enjoyed reading your tweets lately, but it's always nice to see you here too! I wanted to say that I've now watched your Dia's DP scene from Elastic Assholes 8. So, as requested, here's my review of her first-ever on-camera DP: First, rating - Well you can read all the details below, but the facts of the case are that Dia does her first on-camera DP with two insanely huge cocks (Sean Michaels and Mr Marcus) both thrusting hard all the way. And she takes it. Some of it looks to be a bit much for her (how could it not be?), but in general she manages to get through it, and get off too. I rate the scene a 7.5 - but if you take into account the fact that it's a first DP, and also consider the cock size of the two guys, then I bump it up to 8.5. (Scale is 0-10, where 0 is snuff, 5 is "I'll watch it, but I doubt I'll cum" and 10 is "This scene is so hot that I didn't leave the house today; and I may not leave it tomorrow".) Second, the order of things - 1. camera doing ass appreciation in backyard then in house (with butt plug too!) 2. guys join, on knees double HJ leads to double BJ 3. spit roast with butt plug still in, guys switch places 4. butt plug removed and anal starts, still in spit roast 5. RCG anal with other guy BJ, switch guys 6. RCG DP 7. pull out of vag to suck while still in RCG-A, then return to RCG DP 8. standing doggie anal and BJ 9. CG vag which leads to CG DP 10. CG-A 11. RCG-A leads to RCG DP 12. anal spoon with BJ 13. on knees double BJ leads to double facial/in mouth, both loads swallowed. Third, my in-depth description of it all (warning: long!) - Scene starts checking out Dia Zerva's tasty ass (complete with butt plug) as she sits backwards on a chair. Some nice butt shots and then we head inside. OK inside some more ass appreciation and butt plug play, and then Sean Michaels & Mr Marcus show up. Double HJ leads to double BJ and then she's in doggie getting it vag & oral with the butt plug still in. She's an active cocksucker! The boys spin her around and resume the same action but with the roles reversed. And then things get funny. Right around the time that Dia licks Sean's balls while Marcus is giving it to her from behind, she starts to enjoy herself. I mean really enjoy herself. Dia kicks into this orgasmic mode where she's kind of saying "oooooh" while shivering at the same time, with lots of smiles and laughs thrown in too. This is Dia in pleasure mode, kind of like what you saw if you watched her Naughty America scene... and she pretty much stays like this for the rest of the scene. And we haven't even gotten to the good stuff yet. The butt plug comes out and Marcus is the lucky one to hit that ample ass first. She's still in doggie sucking Sean's cock at this point. We then get a super nice shot of her in RCG anal on Sean as she sucks Marcus off. Then a switch as she gets on top of Marcus in RCG anal, and they get ready for the DP. Some nice kissing between Dia and Sean too, I liked that. They start the DP and Dia completely loses her breath, but only for the first few thrusts. Then she's making similar noises to before, as well as lots of "uh-huh"s thrown in there. Sean's not in her pussy too long in the DP before he pulls out leaving her riding Marcus RCG anal again, and he feeds her his cock, which she gladly accepts. But only for a few seconds, and then it's back to the DP. After making her squeal (hawt), they get up and she gets fucked standing doggie anal by Sean while she sucks off Mr Marcus for a while. Then she gets down on Marcus CG vag and lets Sean in the back door. Now her shivering "ooooh"s becoming shivering "oh fuck"s and "oh shit"s, but she's definitely pulling it off. These aren't those bullshit DPs where the one guy stays stationary while the other does the thrusting, either; both dudes (and remember that both these guys are unbelievably hung) are pumping the whole way through. Some definite screaming as the dudes are pumping harder and harder, but can you blame her? Let's see you take Sean Michaels and Mr Marcus at the same time! Anyway she's a trooper and she takes it all, even if she's looking a bit overwhelmed at this point. More smiling/laughing/shivering going on as she gets into the rhythm, and it looks like a pleasure/pain combo on her face, which is probably what's going on at the time. Then some joking around with the guys as they keep pumping and she's getting more used to it - by the end I'd wager she's more into it than she is uncomfortable. Finally Sean pulls out and Dia stays where she is, CG on Marcus, but he takes it out of her pussy and sticks it in her ass. She gets up and gets onto Sean in RCG anal, and then guess what? Marcus sticks it in her pussy for a RCG DP. This time it gets started much easier, and to me it looks like she can do it this way better than the CG DP. Marcus pulls out and she and Sean roll onto their sides for some anal spoon, as Marcus moves down the couch so she can suck him off at the same time. Then some mish-legs up anal from Marcus and HJ/BJ for Sean. On her knees double BJ, with good eye contact between Dia and the guys. Eventually cum in/around her mouth from first Sean, then Marcus. Swallows both loads without hesitation, short post-cum head and cock worship.
LOL you got that right... or I just wear my strap-on and tell you how to get off :) Oh my... what happened to regular porn, I tell ya! Happy Friday! Dia
I will not do a farting clip ever... definitely not AVN award winning material. But I do bastinado... I love a good foot caning. It is quite relaxing and painful at the same time. I haven't heard of ironing but I have done a vacuum clip in my red polka dot lingerie and stripper heels. Is is a top seller? ummm sold one I believe. I have done the sprain thing but again, I didn't understand it. I did however hone on my acting skills. Exercise torture... welp, I just work out until failure. I cover myself in babyoil after I strip and just work out in my sneakers. Not only do I burn calories but the cameraman awards me with a little fingering and caning for more encouragement. :) Oh my... happy days! -Dia
Killbill, I really appreciate your feedback. I guess this dp experience was all or nothing, lol. I was on dickbliss for 3 days and moving afterwards was a bit difficult. Needless to say, I am happy with was with both these gents. Now that the first time nervousness is aside, I'm looking forward to doing it more often. But like cheesecake, I don't want to have it every day of the week. I just posted a link to this on twitter and I will post it in my forums. Once my site is launched, I will have a special treat for you to redeem as a sincere thank you for your great post. Many hugs, Dia
^ I'm glad you liked my review Dia. As I said on twitter, it was my pleasure. I hope others will check out Elastic Assholes 8 now! BTW everybody, the other scenes are great too. (As can be seen at the link above, four ADTers have written reviews on the entire movie, so go check those out.)
Never watched a farting clip and I don't understand how those clips are made. Does the model just always have a camera handy for whenever she happens to have gas? Does she eat Taco Bell and hope for the best (or worst, depending on your outlook) afterwards? Inquiring minds want to know... kinda. And I hadn't heard of ironing either, I was just going through the big categories list on Clips4Sale and that was one of them. Unsurprisingly, not too many clips showed up. Re: bastinado - Is that something you can do regularly? How is walking afterwards? I tried that exercise torture once. All it got me was a lifetime ban from Gold's. Done any shoots the past few weeks?
[/quote] Never watched a farting clip and I don't understand how those clips are made. Does the model just always have a camera handy for whenever she happens to have gas? Does she eat Taco Bell and hope for the best (or worst, depending on your outlook) afterwards? Inquiring minds want to know... kinda. And I hadn't heard of ironing either, I was just going through the big categories list on Clips4Sale and that was one of them. Unsurprisingly, not too many clips showed up. Re: bastinado - Is that something you can do regularly? How is walking afterwards? I tried that exercise torture once. All it got me was a lifetime ban from Gold's. Done any shoots the past few weeks? [/quote] Haha, I have no idea how a woman prepares for farting on camera...it is definitely a hard limit and not a turn on for me! Of course I toot, but not on camera. As far as Bastinado, you feel like you had a stingy massage. My feet have never swollen and they may be a little sore at first but it goes away quickly. As far as shoots, I have been up at Kink.com a lot for Sex and Submission and Ultimate Surrender. I will be shooting for SweetHeart and SweetSinner this month and will be doing Kink's The Training of O :) From Girlfriends films, Road Queen 9 with Claire Adams and I has been released as well as Lesbian Psychodrama 1 where I have 2 scenes, one with Dana DeArmond and the other with Ashyln Rae. Life is good! [Image not found DB]
Ariel X did a shoot for them. From the way she described it, they pumped compressed air up her ass, and she just forced it out. It's not actual gas. My first post in your thread, and it's about farting. Fantastic.
Dia, you looked mahvelous in that light pink nightgown with Dana. I almost kept my freeze frame on the scene of you simply laying there as Dana walked in the room. But of course I continued viewing the rest. And Ashlyn is as cute as advertised. And you are now up to an even dozen scenes at GFF, each one as superb as the last. Too bad that some folks are so caught up in feuds or for whatever reason that they won't see these scenes. Thanks for brightening up my dreary, august hump-day. Toodles,
Most likely they pump their ass full of air (with something like an empty enema); then let it rip. If I remember correctly, there was actually a person posting here who complained about lack of realistic farts in porn. And by realistic he meant women actually passing their natural gas. LMAO!
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Posted - Aug 13 2009 : 8:07AM
Not really a "damn shame", just your own fault, but hey, you Nica ass kissers gotta do what you gotta do... Edited by - Slaughtersun on 8/13/2009 8:09:24 AM
See, and all this time I thought women genuinely could not bust a grumpy. But enough about that, I think I've filled my ladyfarts discussion quota for one thread now.Right on. TTOO is fascinating, I just wish the dude would shut it. Little too much verbiage out of him, which is my biggest pet peeve out of any male performer. Regardless, I look forward to seeing the results of your time there and hope you could give a report on how the experience goes. Any idea who you're shooting with for Nica's studios?/puts Lesbian Psychodrama 1 on his "to-do" listSounds like it. Any FetishCon stories you care to share? I think you're on the roster of models appearing there.
I had to add... I haven't worked with Manuel yet but had the chance to meet him on SweetSinner sets this past month. Come to think of it, all that horn play has helped me with breathcontrol... hmmmm....if the opportunity arises I will tell about the scientific results.
I bet you a dollar we will have more panty sniffing fun soon...so if you miss out this time, that stinks and not the panty smelling kind. ;) Cheers, Dia
I ended up not attending. Sadly the company I wrestle for, WeBringIt.com had to postpone the matches until October so I felt it was a smart idea to save my money and rest for the rest of the work in LA and Kink that month. I just finished shooting for thetrainingofO.com and my ass is looking so much better! Will be shooting with Mz.Berlin for Jake Malone's BitchCraft series this week! I will definitely post pics when I have them!
Ashlyn is so innocent yet when you get to know her she is a woman. I really look forward to seeing how she grows sexually and really enjoyed her eagerness to please. mmmmmmm
make sure there will be lots of m2m and face spitting between u 2.
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Posted - Sep 19 2009 : 6:34AM
Hey Dia Zerva, I posted in the Aiden Starr thread that your G/G/G threesome with Prinzzess is the best 3some I have ever seen. Well, not that it really matters, but I might have to change that to your threesome with Magdalene and Stephanie Sage in GFF's Mother-Daughter Exchange Club 3. That scene really is ridiculously hot and sexy, it's unbelievable. I'm voting for more Dia Zerva threesomes in GFF movies, first and foremost with Aiden Starr. And who would be your number one girl to join you two?
Gosh! Can I be selfish and have an Aiden Starr only scene first? Here are some combos I would love to happen in no particular order: Myself and.... Syd Blakovich - Claire Adams Syd Blackovich - Nina Hartley Nina Hartley - Claire Adams Aiden Starr - Adrianna Nicole Mz. Berlin - Claire Adams Sarah Blake - Claire Adams Kylie Ireland - Amber Rayne Mellanie Monroe - ? hmmm someone with a similar personality... Darling! another sexy Texan. All of them at once? haha Dana DeArmond - Bobbi Star Kimberly Kane - Jiz Lee Jiz Lee - Syd Blakovich Jiz Lee - Fivestar I know I missing a lot of ladies I adore... but I'll add more in the future! Hugs, Dia
ROFL! You found the doubledildo deep throat contest pic... do you realize that doc johnson double dildos taste horrible? I threw up the grilled food I just made before this! Loves ya Grizzle Schnizzle! DZ
That sexy vixen definitely spit on me and made me swallow... also, without giving too much away, she made me cum while caning! Can't wait for the release! XOXO Dia DZ
Forgot to mention Slaughter how sexy it was to seduce Stephanie Sage with Magdelene... Sage has such an innocence with women and it made the scene very unique as we were such the teachers! DZ
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Posted - Sep 21 2009 : 5:52PM
I think that is exactly why I love this scene so much, Stephanie's innocence combined with you two being such teachers, that was just perfect.I definitely like this first, selfish idea, you two together... But it seems we don't have everything in common when it comes to women..., out of your suggesions I'd only go for the following, but with great enthusiasm......especially a scene with you and Mz Berlin and Mellanie Monroe, seperately or a threesome. I loved her scene in Lesbian Seductions 27, and her G/G/G threesome over at WhippedAss with Isis Love and Harmony. But a possible threesome with Dana DeArmond and Bobbi Starr sounds like a no brainer to me.
I have been asked that a lot but actually... Dia is short for Diana and Zerva is a variation of my Greek Grandmother's maiden name. I am left handed and Zerva in Greek roughly means left handed. Deserva Dia Zerva is one I always hear, haha! Cheers and hope you dont feel lost pumpkin! Dia DZ
Great news! I finally found the right blog software that will work on my growing site. Check out my first blog... "The Evoloution of Merry Poppings"...why the hell does a pornstar get off on popping balloons and inviting other sexy ladies to do so too... www.clips4sale.com/32409 [Image not found DB]
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511 Posts 3/09
Posted - Oct 5 2009 : 7:04PM
Can someone explain balloons? I see this phony junk everywhere. If you pay me $100, I might watch for 2 minutes.
Wikipedia has an excellent explanation: Explanation on Balloon Fetish It covers the history, links and the different types of scenes fetishists enjoy. Cheers, Dia
I'm glad they finally opened up registrations again. Been dying to tell you that you are fantastic Dia! I've seen several of your scenes and you are always so hot and intense in them. Amazing stuff. Thanks. Can't wait to see what you have up your,...um...sleeve next!
Awesome and thank you Rodin for your support! I just noticed a couple new releases in November and December: 1. SweetheartVideo scene with Satine Phoenix Lesbian Daydreams 3 on 11/11/2009 2. Evil Angel Bitchcraft 6 scene with Mz. Berlin on 11/23/2009 http://www.evilangel.com/title/1000009258 3. Triangle Films River Rock Women's Prison scene with Claire Adams and a major role 12/10/2009 Online you can see my femdom side on the new kink site: www.divinebitches.com Also, for my own business, I am still putting together diazerva.com but have 2 clips4sale stores and a 3rd launching November 1st...catering to many odd fetishes that make me a puddle of goo. Cheers and I will be sure to continue updating what is going on! Dia http://lounge.diazerva.com/forum1
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Posted - Jul 14 2009 : 7:57AM
, out of your suggesions I'd only go for the following, but with great enthusiasm......especially a scene with you and Mz Berlin and Mellanie Monroe, seperately or a threesome. I loved her scene in Lesbian Seductions 27, and her G/G/G threesome over at WhippedAss with Isis Love and Harmony.
