Does Kelly Wells have a website, e-mail or MySpace

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DonJuandeMarco Member 17 Posts 6/07	Posted - Jun 19 2007 : 6:43PM Any information would be appreciated. Thank you. [Link]
LCF All-Star Member Non Prevalebunt! 10364 Posts 1/05	Posted - Jun 19 2007 : 6:54PM Will she appreaciate that too? for many reasons I don't think so [Link]
DonJuandeMarco Member 17 Posts 6/07	Posted - Jun 19 2007 : 7:07PM I'm sorry...What's your problem? Is there something inherently wrong in asking if a girl has an official website or MySpace page? I know Janine has one, as does Flick Shagwell. Is there something about these which traumatizes Ms. Wells in some way that I just didn't know about? What a wanker. If you can't contribute anything useful, do shut up, please... Edited by - DonJuandeMarco on 6/19/2007 7:15:15 PM Edited by - DonJuandeMarco on 6/19/2007 7:15:47 PM [Link]
jokerca Member cali 25 Posts 11/06	Posted - Jun 19 2007 : 7:27PM i think LAURIE is refering to the stalker that kelly wells has [Link]
Le Duc de Blangis Member Ecce Lex 396 Posts 9/06	Posted - Jun 19 2007 : 7:31PM DonJuandeMarco wrote: I'm sorry...What's your problem? Is there something inherently wrong in asking if a girl has an official website or MySpace page? I know Janine has one, as does Flick Shagwell. Is there something about these which traumatizes Ms. Wells in some way that I just didn't know about? What a wanker. If you can't contribute anything useful, do shut up, please... Edited by - DonJuandeMarco on 6/19/2007 7:15:15 PM Edited by - DonJuandeMarco on 6/19/2007 7:15:47 PM Click to expand huh?? what? [Link]

DonJuandeMarco Member 17 Posts 6/07	Posted - Jun 19 2007 : 7:31PM Okay...didn't know someone could stalk someone through a website or MySpace page. You know, most websites just have photos and videos of the starlet, and MySpace pages have block functions. Why is it every question on this place gets some tool rushing to give a smartassed answer? [Link]
ChodeMasterJ Perpetual Marxist 5405 Posts 4/03	Posted - Jun 19 2007 : 10:07PM DonJuandeMarco wrote: Why is it every question on this place gets some tool rushing to give a smartassed answer? Click to expand haha. that's just kinda the way it is. [Link]
Tom Choad Member Mug shot performance artist 209 Posts 8/05	Posted - Jun 20 2007 : 1:15AM Right. No need to get yer knickers in a twist, cap'n...Us wankers piss about these forums all the bloody time!! Edited by - tom choad on 6/20/2007 1:21:12 AM [Link]
LCF All-Star Member Non Prevalebunt! 10364 Posts 1/05	Posted - Jun 20 2007 : 4:04PM Strange reaction seems the same some other guy had here when he was trying to get some informations about her (aside her movies of course)especially those personal like her email without getting any. You even didn't ask why I replied like that , you attacked me maybe you already know my reasons? too pity though the first reply you got warned the others EDIT BTW we usually are very gently when we reply to questions,so when you got any harsh reply? the other time you tried? Edited by - Laurie Cameron Fan on 6/20/2007 4:14:40 PM [Link]
DonJuandeMarco Member 17 Posts 6/07	Posted - Jun 20 2007 : 5:35PM Never posted here before, but I did lurk, and I've seen a lot of people get needlessly sarcastic replies, quite a few of which came from you, Laurie Cameron Fan. You seem like quite a dickhead. If this is supposed to be an information exchange, then people shouldn't be chastised for asking simple questions. I just was struck by what an utterly sarcastic loudmouth you are. The response, I think, wasn't necessary or proper. It was the act of an asshole, IMHO. You seem like one of those overprotective types who tries to impress the porn stars by acting like their personal security guard, laboring under the delusion that if you come on as Mr. "I'm SO totally NOT a stalker! Look at me protecting the girls!" then maybe they'll let you into their social circle or fuck you or something. Seems rather delusional, but hey, different strokes for different folks. For the record, however, if you're that frantic about protecting porn stars, you might want to rush out and edit many of their Wikipedia entries which - and I only know this because I looked on there to see if some had a website AFTER people on here were assinine - list their real name, hometown, age, date of birth, yada yada yada. So go pimp your bodyguard/suitcase pimp fantasies on those guys, 'kay? All I was looking for was whether Kelly had an official website, or a MySpace page, or an e-mail, or something, which shitloads of porn stars do. This should not be a major production, and Laurie Cameron Fan made it one. So fuck you very much, LCF. Nobody likes it when they ask a simple question and get treated like a stalker. And nobody made you the little tin god of this website either... Edited by - DonJuandeMarco on 6/20/2007 5:36:03 PM [Link]
conquistador Deactivated User Hellhamster. 2947 Posts 10/03	Posted - Jun 20 2007 : 5:42PM [Link]
Le Duc de Blangis Member Ecce Lex 396 Posts 9/06	Posted - Jun 20 2007 : 6:46PM funny guy. [Link]
conquistador Deactivated User Hellhamster. 2947 Posts 10/03	Posted - Jun 20 2007 : 7:01PM It's always a hoot when people take others simple, clear answers as some kind of personal attacks. If you can't find personal information about a certain pornstar by doing a simple search then you probably should accept what little you can find and respect her privacy. Calling other posters "wankers" and "assholes" won't win anyone any friends. Or respect. [Link]
LCF All-Star Member Non Prevalebunt! 10364 Posts 1/05	Posted - Jun 20 2007 : 7:01PM Yeah especially the part about me trying to enter in her inner circle which was EXACTLY the same accusation of the other one So I'm an utterly sarcastic dickhead , and he lurked quite many of my sarcastic replies which I don't remember at all He found everything on wikipedia? and that because of me? I'm touched I mean it , there's nothing I can do to stop him actually it seems all my fault Strange thing he lurked my posts but didn't noticed that I live in Europe thus Kelly's inner circle must encompass half the planet to include me. EDIT It's strange but I find his reply amusing rather than offensive. he made me laugh Edited by - Laurie Cameron Fan on 6/20/2007 7:04:16 PM [Link]
conquistador Deactivated User Hellhamster. 2947 Posts 10/03	Posted - Jun 20 2007 : 7:12PM It made me laugh too, I have never seen a poster so quick to deny something that nobody accused them of. [Link]

RandomPrecision Senior Member Enjoy! 8175 Posts 3/06	Posted - Jun 20 2007 : 8:14PM DonJuandeMarco wrote: So fuck you very much, LCF. Nobody likes it when they ask a simple question and get treated like a stalker. And nobody made you the little tin god of this website either... Edited by - DonJuandeMarco on 6/20/2007 5:36:03 PM Click to expand Dude! The ways of the hoot owl yield great rewards. Honestly now. It's a message board. No need to roll up your sleeves. In all the time I've been online, I've never, ever, not even once gotten the response I expected from a post. But there's no need to get really upset. The sun will come up tomorrow. I promise. [Link]
DonJuandeMarco Member 17 Posts 6/07	Posted - Jun 21 2007 : 8:51AM There's also no need to act like a douchebag, as LCF did (though he very apparently wishes he was one of the porn stars' douchebags...) Smarting off to someone and accusing them of being a stalker when they ask a simple fucking question is something that indicates an asshole to me, and in the real world would get someone like LCF punched REAL hard in the face. This is why dickless wonders like him who lack the balls to function and interact with other human beings rack up thousands of posts on websites like this between bouts of spastic masturbation on their tiny penises, usually to bestiality snuff porn. [Link]
conquistador Deactivated User Hellhamster. 2947 Posts 10/03	Posted - Jun 21 2007 : 11:20AM You postings continue to be very funny. Keep it up. [Link]
DonJuandeMarco Member 17 Posts 6/07	Posted - Jun 21 2007 : 1:24PM Sure...so what is your avatar anyway? The gerbil you have permanently installed in your ass? [Link]
LCF All-Star Member Non Prevalebunt! 10364 Posts 1/05	Posted - Jun 21 2007 : 2:07PM DonJuandeMarco wrote: There's also no need to act like a douchebag, as LCF did (though he very apparently wishes he was one of the porn stars' douchebags...) Smarting off to someone and accusing them of being a stalker when they ask a simple fucking question is something that indicates an asshole to me, and in the real world would get someone like LCF punched REAL hard in the face. This is why dickless wonders like him who lack the balls to function and interact with other human beings rack up thousands of posts on websites like this between bouts of spastic masturbation on their tiny penises, usually to bestiality snuff porn. Click to expand Man you're talented , I mean it , you've a shiny imagination , I'm very much below your level, can't imagine what any of your dreams might be not to mention your nightmares But something puzzles me , when exactly I accused you to be a stalker? [citation needed] You attacked me since my first reply , you asked nothing for example I might have said that I don't think she would like that kind of data and especially her email on a public board , which doesn't mean that you are a stalker but it's unlikely that you'll get an answer here about that. You reacted as I putted salt on a bloody wound which reminds me an ancient legal say "Excusatio non petita accusatio manifesta" but being a dickhead and an asshole I won't translate Also I remembered that you're right I did replied very sarcastic to another guy who asked the same question , you remember that , I wonder how? and again you use pretty much the same arguments he had also using almost the same words , amazing. Anyway thank you for all the amusement you're providing , you certainly know what are the needs of a "dickless wonder" trying to get some "spastic masturbation" Edited by - Laurie Cameron Fan on 6/21/2007 2:10:33 PM [Link]
DonJuandeMarco Member 17 Posts 6/07	Posted - Jun 21 2007 : 2:27PM Guess you can't be a dickless wonder after all, LCF...after all, how else could you sodomize sheep? And is it true you're actually an HIV+ transvestite prostitute in Sweden? That's what we've heard. But you asked WHEN you suggested I was a stalker, and I'm glad to reply... You responded to my original post like a dickhead: "Will she appreaciate that too? (NICE MISSPELLING AND LACK OF CAPS, BTW.) for many reasons I don't think so" And I replied essentially WTF is your problem? And then jokerca replied (and I paraphrase) that he thought you were talking about the stalker that Kelly Wells has/had... Which is what pissed me off... If I sound like someone else you've insulted and pissed off, perhaps the problem is you're just basically an asshole... And, as far as whether a girl would post such "personal information" as her website or MySpace page, what exactly are you smoking, dipshit...that's not exactly classified information. To wit... www.myspace.com/flickshagwell www.realjanine.com www.clubjenna.com ALL I ASKED - AND THAT'S ALL, CHOADSMOKER - WAS WHETHER KELLY WELLS HAD A WEBSITE, MYSPACE OR E-MAIL. KELLY WELLS IS A PRETTY FUCKING COMMON NAME, DO YOU NOT REALIZE THAT? HENCE A WEB SEARCH MAY NOT TURN UP A SITE, ESPECIALLY SINCE SHE ALSO GOES BY KELLY "FUCKING" or "FUCKN" or "FUCKIN" WELLS! Whereas you, LCF, are just a FUCKN MORON! And, by the way, she USED to have a website...www.kellyfucknwells.com I think...but it's gone now. That's why I asked. Thanks so much for taking time away from your kiddy porn (which is probably why you moved to Europe) to harass me with a non-answer. Go bang your mother in the ass. Everybody else has... Edited by - DonJuandeMarco on 6/21/2007 2:29:16 PM [Link]
LCF All-Star Member Non Prevalebunt! 10364 Posts 1/05	Posted - Jun 21 2007 : 2:38PM Your fantasy's gone? You can do better than that Edited by - Laurie Cameron Fan on 6/21/2007 2:41:56 PM [Link]
DonJuandeMarco Member 17 Posts 6/07	Posted - Jun 21 2007 : 2:41PM WTF are fantasy's? You mean "fantasies?" Can't you spell, fecal freak? Has all that copoprhagy eroded your brain with the e.coli? [Link]
LCF All-Star Member Non Prevalebunt! 10364 Posts 1/05	Posted - Jun 21 2007 : 2:43PM DonJuandeMarco wrote: WTF are fantasy's? You mean "fantasies?" Can't you spell, fecal freak? Has all that copoprhagy eroded your brain with the e.coli? Click to expand That's good [Link]
DonJuandeMarco Member 17 Posts 6/07	Posted - Jun 21 2007 : 2:51PM And you didn't even take the bait and note I'd spelled "cophophragy" wrong...asshole... Seriously, man, you're like an inch-long dildo. Nobody has any use for you, and every time you try to insert yourself into the conversation, NOBODY's feeling you in the slightest. Looks like you have thousands of posts to prove what a blithering idiot you are, so I assume you have NO job and NO life, hence you only post on here between bouts of masturbating with tweezers and a microscope, now that the police have chased you away from the little boys at the playground. Or did you just move to Europe to evade prosecution under Meghan's Law? Go volunteer to be pissed on by Max Hardcore while his cellmate rapes both your asses, OK, you pathetic little chicken sucker... [Link]

LCF All-Star Member Non Prevalebunt! 10364 Posts 1/05	Posted - Jun 21 2007 : 2:59PM You know being European English is not my native language , you got me, your cophrophagy is a bait too elaborate for me but feel free to try again perhaps you can catch some luck next time [Link]
DonJuandeMarco Member 17 Posts 6/07	Posted - Jun 21 2007 : 3:00PM Being an asshole, I assume flatulence is your native tongue. Then again, assholes - those of hairy, sweaty men who look like Ron Jeremy - are probably where your tongue spends most of its time anyway. Edited by - DonJuandeMarco on 6/21/2007 3:01:13 PM [Link]
LCF All-Star Member Non Prevalebunt! 10364 Posts 1/05	Posted - Jun 21 2007 : 3:37PM Although most amusing I think this topic lasted way too long , let's leave it die peacefully [Link]
DonJuandeMarco Member 17 Posts 6/07	Posted - Jun 21 2007 : 3:42PM And still no answer to my basic question. I think you should leave it the fuck alone and go pimp your obnoxious bullshit somewhere else... So again the question...does Kelly "Fuckin" Wells have a website, MySpace, e-mail, yahoo group, smoke signals or esoteric form of communicating with her fans consisting of lurid tattoos and ATM around the world? Any ACTUAL help would be appreciated. Thanks so fucking much. [Link]
LCF All-Star Member Non Prevalebunt! 10364 Posts 1/05	Posted - Jun 21 2007 : 4:18PM Thousands of words and you didn't catch the basic? you're not gonna obtain those informations here I thought it was clear note lots of other members answered here but none of them did answered your question , it's not just me. Also I thought you found everything you need into Wikipedia at least you said so [Link]
murdock Member I'm not an actor, but I play one on TV 911 Posts 4/06	Posted - Jun 21 2007 : 4:20PM Yes, she does. Question answered. Happy now? [Link]
conquistador Deactivated User Hellhamster. 2947 Posts 10/03	Posted - Jun 21 2007 : 4:37PM The animal in my avatar should be familiar to you, it's a troll. Edited by - conquistador on 6/21/2007 4:37:53 PM [Link]
jackthetreacleeater Senior Member Shame on you! 2003 Posts 10/06	Posted - Jun 21 2007 : 5:29PM No moderator stepping in, this has got to be some kind of record! Keep it up guys! Nothing says romance like anal sex. [Link]
LCF All-Star Member Non Prevalebunt! 10364 Posts 1/05	Posted - Jun 21 2007 : 5:45PM Actually there's no need , there's no risk of flame I won't bite that bait and all the others just grabbed their pop corn and enjoy the show , this topic will die soon naturally , silently , we will forget of it with no regrets them some moderator will trash it maybe with a tear in respect of all the amusement it provided, but it will be trashed firmly [Link]
conquistador Deactivated User Hellhamster. 2947 Posts 10/03	Posted - Jun 21 2007 : 7:04PM Laurie Cameron Fan: This was one of the funniest threads I have ever participated in. I thought the "Excusatio non petita accusatio manifesta" bit was brilliant. Oddly, it's not the first time that someone had no logical points to push and decided to make fun of my avatar as a last resort when they failed to rile me up. Edited by - conquistador on 6/21/2007 7:08:18 PM [Link]

DonJuandeMarco Member 17 Posts 6/07	Posted - Jun 21 2007 : 11:37PM Or it could just be I'm so appalled that two losers like Conquistador and LCF have such pathetic personal lives that they've both racked up 2,500+ posts. Between all that typing and the spastic masturbation, you poor bastards probably have such horrid carpal tunnel syndrome that even your own hands won't fuck you anymore. [Link]
RandomPrecision Senior Member Enjoy! 8175 Posts 3/06	Posted - Jun 22 2007 : 1:40AM You know....I really don't get why some folks get so upset over words. Particularly when they only exist as pixels on an electronic screen. But really. Wouldn't it have been a lot easier to find her myspace (if she has one) on Google than to sit here and make it a personal thing with someone whose name you only know as an acronym? [Link]
LCF All-Star Member Non Prevalebunt! 10364 Posts 1/05	Posted - Jun 22 2007 : 2:47AM DonJuandeMarco wrote: Or it could just be I'm so appalled that two losers like Conquistador and LCF have such pathetic personal lives that they've both racked up 2,500+ posts. Click to expand in 2 years and half that means about 1000 a year for me or 3 a day which is a rate lower than yours in 3 days [Link]
ChodeMasterJ Perpetual Marxist 5405 Posts 4/03	Posted - Jun 22 2007 : 3:07AM DonJuandeMarco wrote: Being an asshole, I assume flatulence is your native tongue. Then again, assholes - those of hairy, sweaty men who look like Ron Jeremy - are probably where your tongue spends most of its time anyway. Click to expand wow dude, are you like in 7th fucking grade or something? haha. laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame. [Link]
Le Duc de Blangis Member Ecce Lex 396 Posts 9/06	Posted - Jun 22 2007 : 5:08AM really funny guy. [Link]
DonJuandeMarco Member 17 Posts 6/07	Posted - Jun 22 2007 : 11:37AM Laurie Cameron Fan wrote: DonJuandeMarco wrote: Or it could just be I'm so appalled that two losers like Conquistador and LCF have such pathetic personal lives that they've both racked up 2,500+ posts. Click to expand in 2 years and half that means about 1000 a year for me or 3 a day which is a rate lower than yours in 3 days Click to expand Yeah, but I'm posting far more than usual because I'm appalled at what utter choadsmokers you lame chickensuckers are. Go felch your grandmother. [Link]
LCF All-Star Member Non Prevalebunt! 10364 Posts 1/05	Posted - Jun 22 2007 : 2:37PM DonJuandeMarco wrote: Yeah, but I'm posting far more than usual because I'm appalled at what utter choadsmokers you lame chickensuckers are. Go felch your grandmother. Click to expand what usual? According to your statements you joined this place 3 days ago Is this your stage name? Do you have another USUAL nickname? EDIT DonJuandeMarco wrote: copoprhagy eroded your brain with the e.coli? Click to expand ... between bouts of spastic masturbation ... Click to expand ... I assume flatulence ... Click to expand ... carpal tunnel syndrome ... Click to expand Strange unusual choice of words I wonder are you a physician? You named the e.coli bacteria which is not a very common knowledge Edited by - Laurie Cameron Fan on 6/22/2007 2:49:25 PM [Link]
DonJuandeMarco Member 17 Posts 6/07	Posted - Jun 22 2007 : 3:16PM Not common knowledge? Maybe if you're retarded. E.coli is something they teach people about in basic science class. It's also most of the time the reason behind tainted food at Taco Bell, etc. (Employees don't wash their hands after using the restroom.) [Link]
LCF All-Star Member Non Prevalebunt! 10364 Posts 1/05	Posted - Jun 22 2007 : 4:49PM Yet I never heard of it in a forum in years although of course I did in my Science classes , also I know what a carpal tunnel is , but again never heard about it outside an hospital or in science classes. for retaded of course. [Link]
lecouch Member 58 Posts 8/04	Posted - Jun 23 2007 : 5:03AM It looks as if Kelly does have a MySpace page. It looks genuine: http://www.myspace.com/misskellywells [Link]