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SQUIDMONKEY
Ass Lord

446 Posts
8/02
Posted - Nov 4 2002 : 10:46AM
Hhahaha, this is a topic I meant to bring up last week, but I forgot.

Has anyone had a good wank, and then as you have ejected your muck, it has made a "squirting" noise as it came out??

It happened to me the other day, and I was well chuffed!!

A very honest

SQUID


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aybesea
Senior Member

Caroline Cage - Hungarian Hottie!
1485 Posts
5/02
Posted - Nov 4 2002 : 10:48AM
Squid, I can honestly answer your question NO! You come up with the wildest shit.
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SQUIDMONKEY
Ass Lord

446 Posts
8/02
Posted - Nov 4 2002 : 10:51AM
Hahah sorry!!!! Just speaking the truth.....

SQUID

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DenverDon
Benevolent

Firmly Embedded in Depravity
5914 Posts
7/02
Posted - Nov 4 2002 : 10:57AM
Squid,

LOL - the answer is no. I'm the 'silent type'.

DenverDon

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SQUIDMONKEY
Ass Lord

446 Posts
8/02
Posted - Nov 4 2002 : 11:07AM
I'm also the silent type when making love apart from the "final grunt of apreciation". But yeah, this was weird, and it has happened before when I have laid off the knuckle shuffle for a while (ie a couple of days)

God I hope my mum never finds this site!!!

SQUID

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DenverDon
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Firmly Embedded in Depravity
5914 Posts
7/02
Posted - Nov 5 2002 : 12:42PM
If she did, she might find it ... ummm ... educational?

(Would she know that you go by Squidmonkey?)

DenverDon

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lindi
Senior Member

12345
3205 Posts
9/02
Posted - Nov 5 2002 : 3:46PM
A friend of mine was telling me this morning that her 17 year old son was very open with her, and had discussed his masturbating, etc. The latest thing - he developed a pink sore spot at the end of his dick and she asked him if maybe he was getting irritating soap in there in the shower.

Anyway, now she's a bit steamed, seems they are going through a bottle of hair conditioner every 5 days instead of every 4 weeks.

Oh, and he's in the shower a way long time, she thinks she may ask him to contribute to the water bill.

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Edited by - lindi on 11/5/2002 3:48:13 PM

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DenverDon
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Firmly Embedded in Depravity
5914 Posts
7/02
Posted - Nov 5 2002 : 4:15PM
Fine lindi, but is he 'noisy'?

DenverDon

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aybesea
Senior Member

Caroline Cage - Hungarian Hottie!
1485 Posts
5/02
Posted - Nov 5 2002 : 4:29PM
Sounds like he's squeaky clean!
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lindi
Senior Member

12345
3205 Posts
9/02
Posted - Nov 5 2002 : 8:34PM
Oops, if you're a young guy reading this, I forgot to say something reassuring:

*Your* mom does not suspect that young men masturbate, and she does not discuss things like that with *her* best friend.

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SQUIDMONKEY
Ass Lord

446 Posts
8/02
Posted - Nov 6 2002 : 7:00AM
hahahaha, To be honest, my mums a bit of a prude and had quite a strict upbringing, but she does understand that "boys will be boys". She said this to me, when one of my older brothers returned home from university and mum was clearing out his stuff, and we found a pile of wank mags
Nah, I keep the nickname Squidmonkey for this forum and any porn related topics.My actual nickname which some of my friends still call me by is Woody, though I try to stop them from using this nickname!! due to it's connotations

SQUID

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lindi
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12345
3205 Posts
9/02
Posted - Nov 6 2002 : 9:45AM
Note to Woody's mom:

SQUIDMONKEY = Woody

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SQUIDMONKEY
Ass Lord

446 Posts
8/02
Posted - Nov 6 2002 : 9:59AM
Damn I'm being rumbled!!!!! Curse you Lindi!!!!

SQUID

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