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SQUIDMONKEY
Ass Lord

446 Posts
8/02
Posted - Nov 1 2002 : 8:49AM
hahah,

A female friend of mine (nikki), stated that a friend of hers who had a boyfriend at the time, took a fancy to the SQUID at a barbeque last July, and she asked Nikki if I was single, to which Nikki replied yes. Nikki told me this news and I said that I would like to meet her.

Anyway a few emails were exchanged, and we decided that we would try to meet up tonight, but ahe had work commitments, so she asked me what I was up to over the rest of the weekend. I told her that my brothers, their wives, my mum and myself were having a halloween party with fireworks , mulled wine and the like, and that she was welcome to come along if she wanted, otherwise we would have to meet up on a 'school night'. To my suprise she agreed to come along. Now not only has she not met me, but she hasn't met my family either, so she has to meet all of us!! Jeez this girl has balls!!!

Anyway, I'll let you all know how it goes on my return next Monday!!

SQUID

MLyons
Senior Member

1617 Posts
8/02
Posted - Nov 1 2002 : 9:00AM
We'll be looking forward to hearing about it, SQUID. :)

Mike L.

superfly skywarrior
Deactivated User

England
180 Posts
6/02
Posted - Nov 1 2002 : 9:20AM
that could be a very strange date!

if she asks if you would like a trick or treat........run.

SQUIDMONKEY
Ass Lord

446 Posts
8/02
Posted - Nov 1 2002 : 9:25AM
Mike, Cheers mate, a full review will be detailed here on Monday!!

Superfly, If she asks trick or treat, i'll get my cock out and pass her 10 quid!!!

SQUID

DenverDon
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5914 Posts
7/02
Posted - Nov 1 2002 : 10:14AM
Squid,

Is she the girl in your avatar pic on the left, center, or right?

If not, maybe you need a new avatar pic on Monday.

DenverDon

 
SQUIDMONKEY
Ass Lord

446 Posts
8/02
Posted - Nov 1 2002 : 10:28AM
DD, Well to be honest I wouldn't touch left or middle with a barge pole. I have standards don't you know!! The girl on the right is fantastic!!! She strips for Spearmint Rhino in Birmingham, and next time I see her, I'm going to ask her if she wants to be in my first film.

The girl who I'm going to date (Selina)apparently is very attractive so I will fill you in. I will definately be taking photo's of her if she's cute, but it won't be any of the lesbo/ awaiting cumshot photo's which I have taken in the past and waiting to develop!!

How I bring the topic of porn into the conversation will be a difficult one. I'll definately have to wait til the secong date for that one!!

SQUID

DenverDon
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7/02
Posted - Nov 1 2002 : 10:33AM

DenverDon

aybesea
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Caroline Cage - Hungarian Hottie!
1485 Posts
5/02
Posted - Nov 1 2002 : 1:31PM
Ahhh... the first sign of a young man, he still has standards
Q: How often do you see her? A: Not often enough, apparently! Get that footage and share with your buds at ADT.
Of course not, the thought never crossed our minds! How could you think that we would even consider this? I'm truly offended by your insinuation! (hmmm... maybe just a couple of DAP shots??? )
Ahhh... you are an enterprising young man. Get her to be your first featured contract performer!

Now get off this computer and go have fun with her already!!! And bring us all, and I do mean ALL, of the sordid details.

P.S. If they're not sordid enough, make some up!


Edited by - aybesea on 11/1/2002 1:32:48 PM

DenverDon
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Posted - Nov 1 2002 : 2:11PM
Again I say -

DenverDon

SQUIDMONKEY
Ass Lord

446 Posts
8/02
Posted - Nov 4 2002 : 9:01AM
Are we ready then children??? Then I shall begin!!

Right, got up on the Saturday, and immediately felt quite nervous, so I thought I would make a good impression, and clean my room, and to keep my mind off the impending doom, which would be my date. Anyway the afternoon flew by, and before I knew it, I was going down to the train station to pick up Selina. Waited at the platform and her train came in and this petite young lady walked straight up to me, and I thought "Yeah!! I'm definately up for this!!". Both of us were quite nervous with the situation, but we both ,mellowed out with some drinks and some banter. She met all of my family, and they all got on great. The night passed, and all was good, we were getting drunk, and enjoying each others company. The rest of my family left us to have our own time, and we just sat in front of the fire, having a kiss and a cuddle (how very romantic). Anyway we decoided it was time to go to bed, and Selina wanted me to stay with her in my bed, so I didn't refuse. Both of ud undressed, and when I returned from the bath room, having brushed my teeth, she was sat in my bed wearing a skimpy vest and these tiny little hot pant type things on, and I was drooling!! WE didn't go the full wack, but lets just say it was very enjoyable. Man she has a really really nice ass!!!

The next day we sytayed in bed chatting all morning, before we went off to the pub and got pissed again. My friends were all very impressed, and one chap (Chris)was so impressed that he was chatting her up!! hehe. Anyway, she stayed the night again last night, and we got down to the full nitty gritty this time. Woosh!!! Fantastic!!!

Lets just say, my previous problem of delayed orgasm wasn't a problem at all, and we really had a good time.

I shall be seeing her again, and SQUID, may just find himeslf with a girlfriend!!!

PS She used to watch alot of porn, and she knows I watch it, but I don't know how she will react when I ask her to watch it with me, so watch this space!!!!

SQUID

Janitor
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Posted - Nov 4 2002 : 9:17AM
squid - glad to hear the dates went so well! keep us posted.
MLyons
Senior Member

1617 Posts
8/02
Posted - Nov 4 2002 : 9:23AM
Hey Squid,

Thanks for sharing with us. It's great that things went so well!!

Mike L.

SQUIDMONKEY
Ass Lord

446 Posts
8/02
Posted - Nov 4 2002 : 9:58AM
Steph and MikeL, Cheers guys!!! Yeah it went really well, and to be honest I feel really good about it, and I definately have a spring in my step!!

One night stands are all good fun, but it's much much better when you know theres going to be a "return match".

Cheers Anyway!!

SQUID

DenverDon
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Posted - Nov 4 2002 : 10:01AM
Great weekend Squid. Glad it went well.

DenverDon

aybesea
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Caroline Cage - Hungarian Hottie!
1485 Posts
5/02
Posted - Nov 4 2002 : 10:30AM
Squid!
 
SQUIDMONKEY
Ass Lord

446 Posts
8/02
Posted - Nov 4 2002 : 10:43AM
Thanks guys!!!! I was really nervous, but in the end I thought fuck it... What did I have to lose???

Hahah people have said to me in the office today "God you look really tired, but your absolutely glowing at the same time!!"

SQUID

aybesea
Senior Member

Caroline Cage - Hungarian Hottie!
1485 Posts
5/02
Posted - Nov 4 2002 : 10:55AM
The Sex-Zombie look! Too cool!
SQUIDMONKEY
Ass Lord

446 Posts
8/02
Posted - Nov 4 2002 : 11:05AM
Hahah I like it!!

SQUID

superfly skywarrior
Deactivated User

England
180 Posts
6/02
Posted - Nov 4 2002 : 12:36PM
SCORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

pics please

lindi
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12345
3205 Posts
9/02
Posted - Nov 4 2002 : 2:23PM
Way to go, SQUID! You might be onto something, there!
aybesea
Senior Member

Caroline Cage - Hungarian Hottie!
1485 Posts
5/02
Posted - Nov 4 2002 : 2:31PM
Now Squid - How long until she signs that model release form?
DenverDon
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7/02
Posted - Nov 4 2002 : 4:43PM
Squid,

She knows that you watch porn. You know that she knows that you watch porn.

Now get her in front of the camera. (Maybe even on that glass coffeetable)

DenverDon

Arethusa
Member

Enjoying Sweden
99 Posts
8/02
Posted - Nov 4 2002 : 9:01PM
Adult DvD member porn. I see a whole new section in the forum devoted to this in the future... First up, Squid.
aybesea
Senior Member

Caroline Cage - Hungarian Hottie!
1485 Posts
5/02
Posted - Nov 4 2002 : 10:28PM
Squid's my hero!!!
SQUIDMONKEY
Ass Lord

446 Posts
8/02
Posted - Nov 5 2002 : 5:41AM
Hahahah I'll see what I can do, but she doesn't like her photograph being taken, or so she says!!

SQUID

 
SQUIDMONKEY
Ass Lord

446 Posts
8/02
Posted - Nov 5 2002 : 5:44AM
Hahaha, I have only just met the girl, and your demanding that I get her squatting over the see through coffee table doing pee movies for Ayb's enjoyment!!

Whats the world coming too!!!

But I'll see what I can do!!

SQUID

SQUIDMONKEY
Ass Lord

446 Posts
8/02
Posted - Nov 5 2002 : 5:46AM
YES!!! What an excellent idea!!! So what would we have??? Our own movies?? pics??? what else???
Aaaawww thanks Ayb!! I do it all for you!! PS, I'm still gonna follow your thinking, and not get married!!

SQUID

aybesea
Senior Member

Caroline Cage - Hungarian Hottie!
1485 Posts
5/02
Posted - Nov 5 2002 : 10:25AM
Sounds fair to me!
SQUIDMONKEY
Ass Lord

446 Posts
8/02
Posted - Nov 5 2002 : 10:29AM
hahahah you filthy little monkey!! I will do no such thing!!! (yet)

SQUID

DenverDon
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Posted - Nov 5 2002 : 11:18AM
Why not?

You might have an instant seller!

However I think it was lindi that also suggested that you put a tarp under the coffeetable on the floor.

DenverDon

aybesea
Senior Member

Caroline Cage - Hungarian Hottie!
1485 Posts
5/02
Posted - Nov 5 2002 : 11:35AM
Hell, we've got at least 5 sales right here!
SQUIDMONKEY
Ass Lord

446 Posts
8/02
Posted - Nov 6 2002 : 6:53AM
Hahahah, well lets just say that I got to take it easy at first!! Don't want to scare the poor girl away!!

And I thought you were supposed to keep your business life away from your private life!!!

SQUID

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