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HoustonDon
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Houston
561 Posts
11/99
Posted - Oct 21 2000 : 11:38AM
Bwahahahhahahahhahaha! That was great! You were dead on accurate with regard to Ed. I wrote a lot more on my recent review on his series but you summed it up much better.

Thanks!

ps: I don't think he'll be inviting me to any party's either.

Endorphin
Luminary

1185 Posts
3/00
Posted - Oct 21 2000 : 10:28PM
A Brotherhood is formed. Don, I read your reviews. I waited until after I wrote mine because I didn't want your opinion to cloud mine. But then I saw we are of the same mind. I especially liked this quote--"and Ed is, to be very generous, ugly". That just cracked me up. You watched two of those things? You have my utmost sympathies. I feel obligated to buy you a case of beer. So that hopefully after the 12th one you could get the images out of your mind. I needed one of those boxes of soap that you get at the wholesale club. Cause I just felt so dirty(and not in the good way). Could you believe 100 offered multiple angles? The only way I wanted to see a second angle was if it transported me to another movie. I was also suprised by how generous you were with the value you gave. Heck, the more I think of it, the more I think the $1.50 I gave was WAY to high. Together we have formed a crusade. Hopefully others will listen.
HoustonDon
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Houston
561 Posts
11/99
Posted - Oct 22 2000 : 8:41AM
Endorphin, the first dvd of his I watched was from 1991. It was terrible but I thought, "Hmmmmmmm, this one is 9 years later, maybe his talent and technical expertise grew." Boy was I wrong! All that grew was his stringy hair and his belly.

I was very conscious to limit my negative remarks to exactly where they belonged. "Remark creep" is something I pay attention to in my reviews. If, for example, we see Ed and Tina Tyler or Jenna, is it fair that we savage the parts that Ed wasn't in? ;)

That said, I'm not much of a drinker but if you ever feel obligated to do something nice for me-spread the word about Ed and his lousy productions. Bad porn is far too frequently pawned off to unsuspecting customers. Even if you take his stuff as completely amateur, it still stinks! I've searched for a number of reviews since and have been amazed at how much some people like his work. It goes beyond "different strokes for different folks" too. Maybe the people who write those reviews get payolla or something...

As to value-that is my most subjective thing in a review. I figure the box is worth a dollar and if there is even a short bit of fun (one of the interviews was with a fetish queen and it was moderately interesting to me), I give it a few dollars besides.

To be honest, I had more fun reviewing it (a lot more) than watching it. Both he and Randy West have a knack for either having personal friends review their stuff or somethings up... ;)




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