I am pretty much a porno newbie, becoming a convert since we got the DVD player. Hey, I had to check out the multiple angles- and look what happened! I've got a porno habit! Anyhow, I was curious as to whether or not men (or women) truly enjoy facials... you know, gumming the intrepid girl's eyes shut. That ever elusive up the nose shot. Jay claims he doesn't enjoy it, but he may just be trying to stay on my good side for all I know! Now, don't be thinking I turn away and shield my eyes in horror during these scenes. I'm too busy making wisecracks. I do realize that the money shot is an integral part of the flicks, thus a necessary evil. I'm waiting on pins and needles for your opinions!
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Posted - Nov 22 1999 : 11:54AM
I find the facials pretty funny too. There was a scene in new wave hookers 5 (i think) where peter north hits each eye, then the nose, then the mouth. I would guess it's a male fantasy that a girl wants cum all over her, that she loves the taste -see the blowjob etiquette part of this thread: [url=465546]https://www.adultdvdtalk.com/forum/topic.asp?topic_id=2256&forum_id=7&cat_id=1</A My boyfriend says it doesn't do anything for him. Then again, since we started watching porn together he's performed a few body shots. There must be some people who get off on the money shot. If the scene didn't end in a money shot, how would it end? Shooting it at the camera
Boy, just give me a camera and a few able bodies... a flick that ends with the money shot to the camera! We could be rich! Now, just to come up with the catchy title... I personally have nothing against the body shots- at least the girl's don't flinch for those. Although I find the flinches amusing. You know they're thinking- not the eye! Please, for the love of God! Hahaha! BTW, I loved the blowjob thread!
How about "Coming At Ya!" ?? ------------------ "When authorities warn you of the sinfullness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learned: Do not have sex with authorities."
I assumed that the money shot to the eye is the reason that the girls wear those ridiculous fake eyelashes. They act as a shield of sorts to keep the little swimmers from heading up their tear ducts.
I tend to find them pretty comical myself. I can't help it, but it conjures up in my mind the old 3 Stooges bit where Curly sticks the spoon in the cantalope and gets an eye full of juice. I'm just waiting for someone to give it one of those Homer Simpson "D'oh!" sounds. My only minor beef is the guy might do 15 positions and then its "jump-cut" and then he's putting one across her lips or something. Shit, he coulda been stroking himself for half an hour beforehand. If it was oral leading right up to it that would make it at least seem like she could get off on it.
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Posted - Nov 23 1999 : 10:47AM
octoberman what makes you think a woman gets off on sucking a guy's dick i really can't handle the anal to oral bit -come on, who wants to suck their own ass. i'd prefer that he pulled out and came without the editting -in an abrupt almost came in her way. pipe dreams
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Posted - Nov 23 1999 : 9:52PM
Ok, now for an honest response. I don't get off on taking a pop shot at my wife's face, though I do like cumming in her mouth. But then again, she has a "no fly zone" north of her neck, so it's by imperialistic decree rather than my option. Still, everything south of there is fair game...and I do mean everything...
I've already expressed my views on pr0n in another thread, so you avid ADT readers can probably predict this. Porn only really turns my crank when it's at least believably genuine. I'm talking intimacy, LOTS of foreplay, and even those awkward little moments that (gasp!) actually occur in real sex. Seeing two "pros" bonk like wild badgers does nothing for me. Facials fall into the "way fake" category. While I'm quite turned on by oral sex, seeing some guy jizz all over a woman's face just seems nasty to me. Seeing her gulp down every last drop is much more realistic and appealing. - David Stein
Of course, there's a whole new niche market for scenes that don't have a facial or external money shot, rather an internal one. They may not be supportive of birth control or STD prevention, but cream pie specialty tapes and scenes are more and more common. There's even a web site devoted to them: [url=288339]http://www.creampie.com</A ... Can't get more real than not pulling out! Saki
Oh I don't know what makes me think that, Steph. Maybe it's the endearing way that they've conquered that gag reflex and learned to breath through their ears! Their used to be this guy, maybe still around, I believe he went by the name Don Fernando or something like that. The guy was my hero. Inavariably this guy would go through 12 different positions and then deliver without so much as touching himself. I know this was his thing and he was proud of it...no cut scenes with this guy. And I don't believe I ever saw him do a facial.
I can handle watching facial scenes, but I don't like them. Steph also brought up anal, and I can't stand anal. Steph, ever see ORGAZMO (a superhero comedy set in the porn industry written, directed by, and starring TRey Parker of SOUTH PARK fame). It reminds of the line the one porn actress says (her name escapes me now, but she is an actual porn actress, CHasey Lain also appears in the film), "and remember, I'm not doing any ass-licking today." Oh, and this was a male point of view. ------------------ Don't Panic!
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Posted - Nov 26 1999 : 6:13PM
Ford- Thanks for reminding me of one of those movies on my must rent list that I always forget to rent. Now I actually like anal if done properly. I hate double stuffing. But I enjoy anal that doesn't look incredibly painful (e.g. I don't want to see Tony Tedeschi stuffing himself inside a tiny Kobe Tai.)
great thread... just a question for everyone? do the people that object to facials, do so because they're turned off completely by them or just think they're unrealistic. personally, they're a turn on for me. i agree it's a little fake, but considering you 'need' a money shot, i believe a well performed facial shot can be a huge turn on! does anyone else feel this way? it seems like most of the posts so far have been anti-facials...
Jameson: Maybe I just don't understand the point of a "money shot" anyway. Warning: Another long, "this is how pr0n should be" post attached My view is this: Most porn is viewed by men, so most porn should be directed to what men find sexy. To me, watching a man cum on a woman isn't sexy at all - actually, it's a little gross. On the other hand, watching and listening to a woman (truthfully) hit her climax is an amazing turn-on. It's not only exciting, but it caters to the male sense of accomplishment, too. Most pornos seem to suggest that at the point of penetration, women immediately reach an orgasm which lasts for the duration of the scene. While the guy does his thing, the woman produces unconvincing moans at the same volume and pitch throughout the entire scene. There's no actual climax for the woman - if Steph will forgive the analogy she's just a hole connected to a speaker. It's totally fake. I guess my point is that when I'm having sex, I'm tuned in to what excites my partner. And if I'm watching a porno film, I'm more interested in how the woman feels than the man. Instead, most videos may as well show a guy bonking a very attractive, inflatable doll with a dubbed-in female voice repeating "uh uh uh uh"... I think you see where I'm going here. I really think a great porno would show real sex instead of just two actors screwing. Most pornos pair up a guy with an enormous schlong and a woman with large breasts. All wrong! I'd much rather watch a man who was genuinely good at pleasing women actually satisfy a beautiful woman who expresses herself well. The "money shot" would be the woman achieving an intense orgasm here. What do you think? To quote Full Metal Jacket, sound off like you got a pair - David Stein
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Posted - Dec 9 1999 : 8:32PM
Good points David! I know when I watch porn, I am totally tuned into the female, taking notes on what makes her squeal a little bit louder, so I can perform a few field tests later. As for real life, nothing turns me on more than exciting my wife...ultimately to when she comes. When she comes, I'm right there with her. As for facials, I've never cared for them (movies or real-life), and I don't count coming in the mouth as a facial (I don't think anyone does). However, the one reason I do like watching them is to see "volume" shots (ie. Peter North) or "blooper" type shots - you know: up the nose, in the eye, in the hair, etc....
Well, JoeBob pretty much summed up my feelings in his last paragraph. I don't dig facials very much except in comedic moments. There was this ridiculous one I saw... I think it is in Latex. Some guy clad in full body latex with only his dick showing shot what seemed like a gallon on some girl. Her hair was sopping wet and shit... there's your volume shot right there JoeBob. If anybody is familiar with that movie give us your thoughts, as I haven't seen it in years. [This message has been edited by toolfan (edited December 11, 1999).]
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Oh man! What a great thread! It's 3:14AM here and I am rolling! And I'm actually contributing to a thread that was so cool that happened close to two months ago. Why didn't I join adultdvdtalk when it first opened dammit! Stupid me Now that I check the past threads...since I'm basically new here...what an outstanding and funny gang we got here! LOL! Especially this thread.. [url=468480]https://www.adultdvdtalk.com/forum/topic.asp?topic_id=46&forum_id=1&cat_id=1</A sfsdfd you had me in tears lol! Oh man, I give you high five for that! LOL! How funny it is that you took your time to carve her picture and tried to adjust it on that nude body! You are just too funny! My, I'm reading this facial thread also..and I am just thanking Steph for opening up such a great place for us sex lovers to enjoy..and non-sex lovers also. I just have to contribute to this great thread! Here goes: I think whats really a diss and confusing..is when the guy is banging the girl senseless...and while second girl is just watching and masturbating...she is the one that got the load on her face! You figure the girl who is getting banged is gonna get it..but it's the quiet one! You see porn girls, next time you're sitting there just watching..(and enjoying the moment of course )..please immediately get up..and..yell out something to him like.."DO ME NOW!"...bend over let him have his way...and you will see that he will give the other girl the visine! I mean..you know.
Boy does that sound like a Internet list or what? "How to survive in <strike>horror</strike> porn movies." Female Section 1) If you are bent over looking for a contact lense, reaching across the table or tying your shoelace and a man walks into the room, brace yourself. 2) If a woman walks in while you are bent over like that, place any breakable objects on the ground because you're in for a surprise tongue in a fun place. 3) If you and your girlfriend are enjoying a man together, and you take a breather to masturbate while they go at it, you are going to get hit in the face with cum. 4) If you and your girlfriend are enjoying a man together, and she steps out for a moment to watch the two of you, she's going to get all the cum that you worked so hard to get flowing. 5) Don't remove your heels, even if you're supposed to be a government assassin who knows kung fu. 6) If you are a lowly tavern wench in the mid-sixteenth century, do not worry about the pierced ears, socks and tattoos. Nobody else is going to be paying attention to them, why should you? 7) If you are in a card game with anyone with bigger breasts than you have, get some hot tea, because you will be losing clothing later, no matter how well you play. 8) If you walk into a room with a pool table, expect someone to walk in after you any minute. Then go re-read rule #1. 9) If you shower at any other time than the opening credits, expect someone to join you. 10) If someone you care about dies tragically, expect everyone to comfort you by screwing your brains out. 11) If you do not enjoy anal sex, never ever, even as a joke, point to your ass and say "Want this? Can't have it!" You will get it in the ass. Men's Section 1) Make sure to have one of those large desks with the hidden area for your feet. This is where your secretary will spend a lot of her time. 2) If a woman ties you up for sex, and you can't get your hands loose inside of three minutes, you are not going to finish due to some type of interruption. 3) Good guys will finish last, but it will be with every chick who has been fucking every jerk for the first 3/4 of the movie. All of 'em. At once. 4) Men who are jerks will end up without the girl and feeling dejected... but hey, you nailed at least two of the chicks before this happened. Silver linings and all that. 5) Never pull a gun on a woman. You will experience Excedrin headache #357 very soon afterwards. 6) Don't bother asking other people in the room for privacy, they won't listen. 7) Anyone who watches you have sex with someone for long enough will join in. 8) If you are double-dating with another couple, expect to get at least some time with the other girl as well. Just remember to go back to your original partner for the facial. Well, anyone else have any suggestions? ------------------ "When authorities warn you of the sinfullness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learned: Do not have sex with authorities."
