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I read a couple of reviews by ADT reviewer Astroknight and he seems to act like a creampie scientist. He mentions that several cream pies are fake in movies such as Interracial Creampie (by Stoney Curtis) and Nut in the Butt (from Heatwave). These are just a few flicks that he reviewed. Most of the scenes in these flicks seem to be authentic to me so I am not sure exactly what he is seeing.
I know that sometimes semen can be a bit runny sometimes and then a bit thick. Sometime it has a yellowish color to it. I think it depends on liquids that were drunk, vitamins, etc. This is from what I have seen and what I have experienced.
I am just wondering how someone can call creampies fake unless it was blatantly obvious.
God hates us all, you know it's true, God hates this place. - Slayer 1726 Posts 10/03
Posted - Apr 25 2007 : 11:36PM
I watch a bit of porn, and you can just tell.
One of the things that throw up a red flag to me a cut-to cream pie. Also, pay attention to the urethra, if you don't see spasms, it's more than likely fake (do I sound insane here, yes, but damnit it's true!).
Additionally, when you see a performer in so many scenes and the guys is a known - ummm, not a big load producer - when he "fills" a girl up and she's over flowing with cum - red flag for me.
Another thing, if you watch a lot of internal movies, which I think I have and I ADORE the genre, you can just tell fake cum. It just don't look right.
Now I will say I have been fooled. I was SURE this one scene was a faked cream pie, and I was reassured it was in fact a real one (from the girl in the scene) so I changed my review accordingly.
Maybe it's because I'm a skeptic to the bone, but for me to not question a cream pie, shoot them like Vince Vouyer does or like Jake Malone did. This is a pretty damn good way to ensure it's real, because if it's fake and the dude is just thrusting away it will leak out or it will froth up really nice.
I do want to be clear here, I'm NOT speaking for Astro, but rather as a follow reviewer who has called out fake cream pies (and has been wrong about it ).
"The universe is hostile, So impersonal. Devour to survive." - Tool
PL makes a great point here. If the scene suddenly cuts to the cream pie, there's a chance it's fake. You'll notice in Jake Malone's Cumfart Cocktails movies, he keeps the camera on the subject the whole time so that you can see it's for real with no cuts. That's the way they all should be done, even if it takes an extra minute or 2 to get the creampie out.
As an uncompromising seeker, and lomg time fan of these pearly gems, you develop a keen awareness, and discriminating eye, for distinguishing the genuine, from the disingenuous, the scrupulous from the nefarious, and the true semen-laden, from the "cut to" simulated, ass creampie. As I recall, the two "Nut in the Butt" releases from Heatwave, at least presented an effort to mix in some potentially real cum filled creampies.
The Stony Curtis flicks I've seen otoh, shamelessly, and hastily, likely use a single mixing bowl, to concoct everybody's cumshot in one big batch.
Edited by - Endless Loop on 4/26/2007 5:32:16 AM
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Posted - Apr 26 2007 : 6:34AM
lol, I don't care really wether the creampies are real or not.
I understand that some girls don't want to do real creampies, since especially anal creampies is very dangerous if the male performers have any STDs.
God hates us all, you know it's true, God hates this place. - Slayer 1726 Posts 10/03
Posted - Apr 26 2007 : 6:55AM
And that's fine, I'm not calling for a boycott of the girls who don't do cream pies, nor do I think less of a girl who don't do cream pies. Hell, some of my favorites don't do cram pies or do them very rarely...
Anyway, the way I see it, this isn't a good thing. It's deception, and I don't like it. It's like faking anal on the back of a cover, or maybe insinuating the movie is all DP when in fact there's only one DP scene.
Come to think about it, I don't like fake pops period. I have seen flicks where you can tell a girl is getting a facial from a different guy or you can tell it's stock footage of her from another flick. Again, those are cut-to pop shots.
All I know is I don't like being deceived, regardless the act promised on the boxcover.
"The universe is hostile, So impersonal. Devour to survive." - Tool
Oh well! It's a damn shame if my favorite creampie scenes such as scenes from Interracial Cream Pies, Nut in the Butt, Butt Cream Pie, etc are fake. It can really ruin the fantasy if other liquids are pouring out instead. Still, it can be hard to tell.
This is why, if I don't have any suspicions that something is staged or fake, I don't investigate. If I think it's real, I'd prefer to go on thinking it's real.
While some attach little, to zero importance on the legitimacy of the cum used in cumshots, there nevertheless remains a significant portion of the audience, who place a premium on their authenticity. For these viewers, myself included, Astroknight's attention paid to pointing out these pivotal inadequacies, is always well received, and appreciated.
Equally important, is to point out the directors of genuine content, and in this instance, someone who's work is simply above such suspicion, Actually, "Butt Cream Pies" the last title you listed, to my knowledge, have never been associated with anything other than legitimate, top notch, major loadbearing anal internals. A series by the late Jon Dough, I believe he was one of, if not the, founding father, who pioneered the emergence of contemporary cumfart/ass creampies.
I've always considered the late Jon Dough's Butt Cream Pie series the original and best. All the scenes in those flicks look pretty real to me. I also loved this Cream Pie Initiations spin-off although it was a bit shortlived. I think Roxy Jezel received her first anal creampie in that.
When I do creampies (I've had a vasectomy many years ago), without the camera coming off the action at all, I pull out and squeeze my penis so that the camera sees another drop or two ooze out, thus the proof it was a real creampie and not some turkey-baster loaded with pina colada mix, or egg whites and milk; there's NEVER an editing cut!
I'm not here, this isn't happening! 2571 Posts 6/04
Posted - Apr 30 2007 : 4:13PM
I think there should be named directors or producers who fake creampies! So let's make a list, where it's obvious. Because my opinion is, that it's a fair swindle. If you are into Creampie movies you pay alot of bucks for a DVD and expect a scene whre a guy cums in a girl. Then you see a fake. I'd feel I'm betrayed. It's like watching a James Bond movie without an James Bond in it!
Yeah, the only dvd's I buy now are creampie dvd's. No creampie = no buy. And fake creampie = boycott of the studio/director/producer...and maybe the star, unless she finally does a real one.
Evelyn Lin and Don Fernando outed the amateurcreampies/asian-man videos as fake. What a pathetic loser that asian "man" is.
I personally knows Stoney Curtis. He's really pervert in what he's doing ! I don't believe he will waste his time with fake cream pies ! But who knows...
