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dhaswood
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Posted - Jan 18 2006 : 7:20PM
Have you guys ever had any of the Falcon dildos? any comments on them? Are they good products? Which ones are the biggest?
Billy Bathgate
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Posted - Jan 18 2006 : 11:20PM
GaySatyr
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Posted - Jan 18 2006 : 11:39PM
I suppose that the material and construction of Falcon dildos is at least as good as with any other brand; however, they are made of synthetic rubber. Molded silicone is probably a better choice.

Falcon's website lists 14 models (click on "toys"):

  • FSC02, Sean Davis, 7.25"x6.5"

  • FSC10, Jeff Palmer, 7.25"x6.5"

  • FSC11, Eric Hanson, 7.5"x6.5"

  • FSC01, Kris Lord, 7.5"x7.5"

  • FSC05, Chase Hunter, 7.75"x6.75"

  • FSC09, Jeremy Penn, 8"x6.5"

  • FSC08, Mike Branson, 8"x7.5"

  • FSC14, Matthew Rush, 8.25"x7.5"

  • FSC06, Tom Chase, 8.5"x8"

  • FSC07, Aiden Shaw, 8.5"x8.5"

  • FSC04, Ken Ryker, 9.5"x8.5"

  • FSC12, Buck Meadows, 10"x7"

  • FSC03, Brad Stone, 10"x8"

  • FSC13, Chad Hunt, 11"x7.5"
Dimensions, insertable length by shaft circumference, are from Falcon's site.

~ GaySatyr (ABB)

Edited by - GaySatyr on 1/19/2006 12:03:52 AM

GaySatyr
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Posted - Jan 18 2006 : 11:53PM
Another note: Watch out for price gouging. For example, TLA Video lists prices at $89.99 with a "30% discount" whereas Falcon lists prices at $69.50 with a $7 discount for "members" -- neither is a good deal. "No-name" dildos of similar quality and the same material sell for under $30. And if you really think these are actually molded from their namesakes' cocks, I'm quite sure I can find a bridge in Brooklyn for sale at a really great discount.

~ GaySatyr (ABB)

joeblow69
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Posted - Jan 18 2006 : 11:58PM
Actually, I heard Micheal Brandon talking about his dildo on the radio a while back. The radio hosts took the dildo out and compared it directly to Micheal's cock. They said it was a dead ringer, right down to the veins. Michael said it really was molded after his cock, but then enlarged a certain percentage, because that's what all the porn dildos were.
 
GaySatyr
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Posted - Jan 19 2006 : 12:02AM
Okay, okay -- that I might believe. I've seen Jeff Stryker's cock -- both attached to his body and immortalized in rubber. There is certainly a similarity in shape but the dimensions are off by at least 30 percent.

~ GaySatyr (ABB)

dhaswood
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KC
34 Posts
1/06
Posted - Jan 21 2006 : 11:01AM
I called Falcon - they said all the dildos they make are exact replicas in shape, but the mold is enlarged by 20%-25%, keeping the scale and proportions intact.

GaySatyr
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Posted - Jan 21 2006 : 12:29PM
Taking 22.5% as an average fudge factor and rounding the results, that means the actual dimensions of Falcon's models' cocks range from just shy of 6 inches in length by 5+ inches in circumference to a maximum of 9 inches long and 6.75+ inches in girth.

That means that poor Ken Ryker is only about 7-3/4 inches long and about 2-1/8 inches thick (still quite large compared to the average man).

Never having met Ken personally, I can't attest to the accuracy of my math; however, based on the published claims of the male porn stars whom I have met (including Jeff Stryker), these reduced numbers seem pretty realistic.

~ GaySatyr (ABB)

dhaswood
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KC
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1/06
Posted - Jan 22 2006 : 2:22PM
Holy shit! I just got the Matt Rush and Aiden Shaw dildos via FedEx today.

The Matt Dildo is HUGE... way bigger than the pics can even show. It makes the Jeff Stryker dildo look like his younger brother. You could hit somebody with it and knock em out. LOL

THEN I opend the Aiden Shaw dildo. INSANE. Its as thick as my ankle. This thing makes the Matt Rush dildo above look SMALL. Gotta be one of the fattest realistic pornstar molded dildos ever made. And its "ugly" too (bent, veiny, curved, etc). It weighs 2 pounds. LOL

After seeing these 2 products I would have to say that Falcon makes some pretty nice toys. and BIG.

GaySatyr
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Posted - Jan 22 2006 : 3:18PM
I've got two that I've never used (the Matthew Rush and Ken Ryker models - I got both of them as premiums when placing large DVD orders at TLA Video). Personally, I'd prefer something more realistically sized and made of silicone rather than rubber. I'm just not interested in ramming something the size of a pier piling into my partner's -- much less my own -- ass.

~ GaySatyr (ABB)

dhaswood
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KC
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1/06
Posted - Jan 22 2006 : 4:39PM
Is the Ken Ryker much bigger in girth and length than the Matt Rush? Im considering getting the Ken dildo maybe. Would you mind emailing me pics of them side by side?
dhaswood
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KC
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1/06
Posted - Jan 22 2006 : 4:46PM
Weird prices from Falcon:

I bought 2 dildos from Falson last week. All the dildos on the site were $37.50 each (a great deal!). I received the 2 I ordered and liked them a lot, so I went back to the same site to order 2 more models and the prices have DOUBLED. All the Falcon dildos are now $78 dollars! What happend in 3 days to cause their entire product line to double in price? Im not a "member" so I never got any discount. Not sure what happaned. Anyone noticed this?

GaySatyr
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Posted - Jan 22 2006 : 4:58PM
The Ken Ryker model is about 1-1/4 to 1-1/2 inches longer (about 1 inch of that is "insertable" if you dare) and about 1/3 to 1/2 inches thicker -- plus it has less of a curve.
Falcon has big sales two or three times a year. If you are a "member" (and pay them for the membership), they will notify you. Otherwise, you just have to keep checking their site. The "after Christmas sale" is pretty standard every year but what is included in it varies.

~ GaySatyr (ABB)




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