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s87
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31 Posts
4/17
Posted - Nov 14 2017 : 12:44PM
The US football team failed to qualify for the World Cup. If the World Cup soccer teams were composed of porn actress, whether the US is not a favorite? This is my team porn actress who can represent the US (ONLY ACTIVE PERFORMERS 2016 - 2017) tactic 4-1-2-2-1:
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shalalin
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1737 Posts
11/07
Posted - Nov 14 2017 : 1:33PM
Oookay...
pat362
Senior Member

10083 Posts
3/10
Posted - Nov 14 2017 : 1:45PM
^^Are you trying to come up with a team of American performers that we will match to one from another Country? Are you just trying to list your favorite active performers? Honestly I'm not sure where you are going with this thread.
Edited by - pat362 on 11/14/2017 5:55:54 PM
wanka
Senior Member

1678 Posts
5/13
Posted - Nov 14 2017 : 2:00PM
Pfft the opposition will have a field day putting crosses in.Your whole team is way too short man.Unless you are on that tiki taka next dimesnion shit.
Brummie
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3389 Posts
1/09
Posted - Nov 14 2017 : 4:54PM
Could be the alternative U S A Ladies Football team. Lol.
 
PornStarNamedBuckNaked All-Star Supporter
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12073 Posts
7/10
Posted - Nov 14 2017 : 6:30PM
Wouldn't a better thread have been woman footballers who should be porn stars?
Sexy Sadie All-Star Supporter
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978 Posts
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Posted - Nov 14 2017 : 7:24PM
Good line up. Would prefer 3-5-1, with Melissa Moore coming in for Janice Griffith at right wing back. Maybe Cherie Deville as holding midfielder, and Jynx Maze as an experienced creative option at #10 against 'park the bus' East European sides (Maze has dual nationality, but I'm pretty sure she hasn't been selected for the Peruvian Women's XI, so she'd probably still be eligible for the US - that's if she hasn't retired).
GV92
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More Oil
67 Posts
4/14
Posted - Nov 16 2017 : 3:05PM
Not enough grease in the hair or tattoos, but they're all good at going down though.
Edited by - GV92 on 11/16/2017 3:06:43 PM
hotme333
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"Just add some oil"
130 Posts
8/17
Posted - Nov 19 2017 : 11:57AM
Hahaha I really like the idea of this thread. It's a fun way of showing who your favorite pornstars are.
Personally, i would change Abella Danger by Alison Tyler. Abella is only 5'4", whereas Alison is 6', so she will be better in goal for the long balls and the crosses. Another option is to use Alison as a striker in stead of Adriana so she can be more dangerous on corners or crosses.
The other girls really could do some damage on the position you put them. Small and fast wingers (Megan Rain and Katrina Jade), a good balanced out midfield, with balanced out i mean they all have a different hair color (Eva Lovia, brown hair; Vicki Chase, black hair and Jessa Rhodes, blonde hair). The defense is also quite good-looking. The only thing you forgot is the bench. The bench should, in my opinion, consist of Jynx Maze, Luna Star, Phoenix Marie, Gina Valentina, Kleio Valentien, Raven Bay, Rachele Richey and Karlee Grey. (If retired pornstars are allowed as well, i would also include Bonnie Rotten, Christy Mack, Veronica Avluv and Karmen Karma).
The manager of this team, in my opinion, definitely has to be Lisa Ann, because she is the mother of all pornstars.



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