Brian Pumper has brought Gapeman to Evil Angel. The trailer for Gapeman 2 is up and I'll give him this much, he knows how to assemble a top notch anal cast. This time it's Aurora Snow, Ashley Blue, Britney Stevens, Melissa Lauren & Madison Young together and Emma Heart whom I don't know. The only question is, will he blow it again with the "three strokes then stop and show gape" routine that ruined the first one for me?
^God, I hope it's not the same as last time. I honestly don't think he ever kept his dick in a girl's ass for more than 10 seconds straight in the first Gapeman. I mean showing gapes is fine, but when you show gapes instead of showing anal sex, it gets a bit silly. But holy shit, talk about another dream cast indeed. I really hope he learned something from the last one, but the trailer seems to indicate that it'll be more of the same. We shall see... I'll definitely wait for some reviews before I go anywhere near this one.
i actually really liked Gape Man #1... hot cast, interesting and humourous 'story' lines and big gapes. as for the ole' pump & gape, i didn't mind it. there is a reason why the line is called Gape Man, right? otherwise if he was just pumping all the time he could come out with another line called 'Ass Pumping Man' of which i wouldn't mind viewing either
I thought TD said he wasn't going to be doing as much rapping in the EA titles as he did b4. He has rapped in everything he's done over there. And the new one is the worst. Pick a profession!!!
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Posted - Sep 18 2008 : 1:12PM
I did talk to him about some movies not having rapping. I didn't talk to him about whether the opening credits would be a rap video or not. I haven't had a chance to see the full movie of Gapeman 2 or not yet, but I'll check it out and let you guys know if the opening credits is the only part where there is a rap video.
It looks really similar to a cast list I'd have bought in 2004 or so. Were some of these scenes shot a long time ago and he's just been working on the right rap to go along with them?
Just my $0.02. I like Brian Pumper's work. I believe that he respects his co-stars, behaves professionally, and brings a level of enthusiasm to each scene he does. I must admit that I sometimes get weirded out when he starts sniffing toes but only because that's not my thing. While it may not be in his temperament, I'd not mind seeing Pumper go a little Brandon Iron on women like Ms. Lauren from time to time. I do not understand the logic of criticizing a title with the word "Gape" for having too many gapes. I am at a loss to understand how any title with Snow, and Lauren, and the underutilized Madison Young could described as out of date casting. If Melissa Lauren isn't the cutting edge, then there isn't one.
It's possible to want to see a movie with "gape" in the title and still want to see some ass fucking. Compare Gapeman to the Gape Lovers series, or Digging in the Gapes, or the Gaped Crusaders series. I don't remember anyone complaining that these other flicks had a lack of gapes. There are gapes-a-plenty in those flicks. But there's also some ass fucking going on for more than 10 seconds at a time. In Gapeman, it was 10 seconds of fucking, 20 seconds of staring at the gape. Repeat. If it was even 20 seconds of each, that would've been better. As it was, the cock was barely into the ass before he would pull it out again and zoom in on the gape. To me it wasn't so much a porn flick as it was an anatomy lesson.
ZING! FYL! CMJ - I guess there's no accounting for taste if you think Pumper's rapping is "awesome." I'll keep my thoughts about his rapping and Pumper overall to myself. DarkPlaces - A shame you don't know Emma Heart. You've been missing out. She's definitely a part of what makes this a "dream"of sorts. [Link]
Wow, you're like a fucking genius or something, ain't ya? I checked that out on the poster thingy on the website. I looked for the darker hair on Melissa and fake boobs, the lighter hair on Aurora... Saw it all and still know that I liked them years ago (and still do). Can you possibly reply to just one thread EVER on this forum without being condescending? Let up on that corset already, mmmkay?
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Posted - Sep 18 2008 : 8:10PM
3sb- I took pretty much the same tone with you that you took regarding my director's work. I have a solution. How about we go back to ignoring each other? I was enjoying ADT a lot more that way.
his rapping is by no means awesome, but it's kind of funny in its own way. I guess i should have used a less complimenting word. I'll keep that in mind for my next critique on his rapping. It's an interesting choice that differs from most trailer music that you hear nowadays. That's what I was getting at I guess.
I get that alot. Feel free to blame the state of the economy, global warming, car sickness and acne on me as well. Hell, blame me for Brian Pumper. I have about as much to do with any of those as I have to do with whatever the hell went on ^ up there. [Link]
Gettin' ready to put my mod hat on. *cough* That might, just might, active my mod powers. Let me see. *clears throat* "killbillvol69, they are at it again!!!" And....
I decided to pass on watching the first Gapeman because it didn't look all that appealing to me. But I do want to see this second installment if only to check out the scenes with Britney Stevens and Emma Heart- the two scenes I'm most looking forward to seeing. Too bad it doesn't get released until Halloween. I'm atleast hoping for a pre-release download. And yeah, we can do without the rapping.
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Posted - Sep 19 2008 : 12:37AM
OK, I can figure out how to blame acne on you. Cause I get acne when I'm stressed, and well... you know. Give me time, and I'll figure out how to blame you for everything else too. I always do. lol But if you don't get ^... then you're lagging, friend. HeyNow - put the popcorn away. When I get annoyed, a nice spanking brings me right back into focus. You and killbill can flip a coin to see who has to take on that task.
I needed this thread ... LMAO, as they say. God, it's been a stressful week. But I don't think I can blame CJ for that. At least, I get to see the new Kiyoshi Kurosawa film tomorrow night. Edited by - skronker on 9/19/2008 12:50:42 AM
Man, FUCK this flipping a coin shit. He passed this joint off on me and grabbed the popcorn, for better or for worse. This spanking's mine. But HeyNow, you can continue watching and eating your popcorn if Tricia says it's ok. ;)
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Posted - Sep 19 2008 : 12:54AM
I'm getting spanked. Logistically, should I still be able to call the shots? I think not. You're in charge, Mr. Moderator. HeyNow - get a bag ready for me. I'm going to be hungry after this. A proper spanking takes a lot of energy. Edited by - tricia_devereaux on 9/19/2008 1:12:34 AM
Oh GAWD, this is the most action I've had since my last girlfriend dumped my sorry ass. But don't you worry Tricia, I've got one hell of a (virtual) discipline session in store for you. Now bend over Daddy's knee; you've been a bad, bad girl... What? What's that on the back of the chair? Oh, that's nothing. And I certainly won't be whipping you with it later.
It's the cat fights and slanging matches that keep everyone amused on here. It would be very sad if we didn't have the odd bitchyness to chortle over every now and then. I think the Pumper rapping is funny, so many people are complaining, but if you don't like his work don't buy it. It's a great cast and it's awesome to see three "old" pros like Melissa, Aurora and Ashley still putting out fantastic anal scenes. Nothing says romance like anal sex.
KillBill, Your point is well made and understood. (How's that for overusing passive verbal constructions?) Once you see a pattern, the pattern can become a distraction very quickly.
This one looks interesting, perhaps even good enough to give Jay Sin a run for his money! It amazes me how good this looks in comparison to Pumper's other releases on EA. It'sgood to see what Brian's capable of.
An ADT member well-versed in grammar! Yes!!! Cheers to you, Dr_Fell. (There's no sarcasm here BTW, just in case anyone thought my enthusiasm was a bit heavy given that the topic is grammar.)
See, the rapping doesn't bother me because I can fast forward through that. When he screws up the sex, it's just screwed up. But he's kind of a robotic fucker to begin with. It's unreasonable to except him to somehow do better when he's calling the shots.
A MUST GET for me. Anything with Britney Stevens Gaping and pushing her butthole out I want to see. Only wish someone would do a Multiple Anal Creampie with here and watch here spray some other hot chick face and open mouth. Another fantastic movie Brian..Thanks.. Like to add that Ashley Blue looks amazingly awesome getting her A-hole gaped by Brian. She has always looked to be very tight, but Brian and his big cock cleared that up for me. Edited by - bigdick on 9/22/2008 9:51:18 PM Edited by - bigdick on 12/13/2008 6:03:20 PM
I'm interested to see Melissa Lauren in a more "hardcore" scene, for lack of a better term. A lot of her scenes recently have been "tame" in comparison to movies like gapeman 1 for example
GapeMan 1 was just out of the blue, damn awesome!!! So we gapefans have been waiting for 31 October 2008 with sweaty palms. Question is, where's the VOD ? It's not at Gamelink or Evil Angel and the trailers @ Evil Angel don't work for Gapeman 2. Any update would be great.
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Posted - Oct 31 2008 : 2:34PM
^Sorry about the trailer links. I didn't realize they had been reactivated while the trailer was still down. The movie has gone out to the VOD companies already, so hopefully they'll have it up soon.
Thanks EA for the Divx Download on your site of this AWESOME movie !!!!!!!! Worth every cent. This movie is MUST for all anal gape fans everywhere. People looking for romance and chemistry crap should look eleswhere. This is hardcore ass porn at it's best. Oh....Emma Heart....fuck yeh !!!!! Bring on #3 baby.
^People looking for "that chemistry crap" should look elsewhere? Well, I kinda suspected that, but thanks for confirming it. I and my money will go elsewhere because I kinda think "that chemistry crap" is what a good sex scene is all about, but some people just want gaping and could care less. In fact, it should be a selling point on covers: "No Chemistry! Just Gaping!" That would save fans of both camps a lot of time and money. Edited by - DarkPlaces on 11/2/2008 2:28:13 AM
Good point, each to their own. It just makes me laugh when people bitch and complain about a lack of story, or romance or chemistry when watching a dvd called "GAPEMAN". Hello....the title says it all. Can't wait for the next one !!!