Halloween XXX "Porn Parody" Smash's Feature Film

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~STuarT~ Smash Pictures 373 Posts 2/03	Posted - Jun 18 2011 : 10:28AM We're quite pleased with how our biggest feature to date turned out. Last week we wrapped production on "Halloween XXX "Porn Parody" and in the next few days I'll start posting some of the action shots on here too. We took great pride in keeping the story true to the original John Carpenter version, even with our casting too. Our lead Lilly Labeau has a striking resemblence to the young Jamie Lee Curtis as well as Andy San Dimas matching Annie's role. This is coming out in September in time for October's Halloween and I'll share the trailer in August. We have a composer writing all original themed music for this too. Cast: Raven Alexis, Britney Amber, Andy San Dimas, Lexi Belle, and Lilly labeau It was on Halloween night that a young Michael Myers inexplicably slaughtered his slutty older sister (RAVEN ALEXIS). Fifteen later, he escapes a mental hospital and returns home. Spotting a scholarly looking teenager, Laurie (LILY LABEAU), the deranged psychopath Michael lusts after her and stalks her. Finding her trampy friends, Annie (ANDY SAN DIMAS) and Lynda (LEXI BELLE) engaging in carnal acts with their boyfriends on Halloween eve, just as his sister did years ago, sets Michael off. While her friends are off engaging in sex acts and getting killed, the responsible Laurie is at home babysitting. Unable to reach her friends by phone, Laurie becomes suspicious and walks across the street to Annie's darkened house and comes fact to face with Michael Myers himself. Shot in HD [ invalid url ] Please share your feedback & Stay tuned.... Thank you, Stuart Wall Smash Pictures http://www.smashpictures.com [Link]
john lyons Senior Member Co-founder of Vinegar Syndrome 1188 Posts 1/08	Posted - Jun 18 2011 : 1:50PM Care to explain how this 'parody' actually parodies Carpenter's film? It looks to me like a remake with sex scenes. [Link]
Grindhouse XXX Parody New Member 5 Posts 6/11	Posted - Jun 18 2011 : 9:09PM John - You see it's like this, the typical adult film parodies that are being made these days are not really staying true to the original film or show by parodying. They'll make them half ass and leave key elements such as the look, sound, and sometimes scenarios that made the originals so much intriguing. For example a porn company which will remain nameless recently tried parodying horror classic films Friday The 13th & Psycho. The problem with what they did was they didn't stay true to the origins of parodying.... For Friday The 13th parody they decided to change the setting of the film (it was not set at Crystal Lake like the original), they decided to have one central female character (the original film had several), the lead female was not a Camp worker (like in the original), and the most important part is they had a Jason character (the original did not have Jason). In the Psycho parody (made by the same company), they did not have most of the suspenseful elements like the original Hithcock film and it sure didn't like a vintage B&W horror porn parody film, it looked more like a crappy made parody film. The same company (after Smash Pictures announced they were making a porn parody of Halloween) decided to make their own porn parody. After viewing their trailers & photos from their version i have to say that they're again not staying true to the original film like Smash Pictures version is. Their Halloween parody looks nothing like Carpenter's original it looks more like an episode of Real Housewives Of New Jersey set in a horror & XXX film. Now for Smash Pictures "Halloween XXX Parody" what Stuart means by staying true and what i have explained to you is with this porn parody we are paying a XXX homage to Carpenter's film. They are paying attention to each and every detail of Carpenter's film just like Rob Zombie did with his 2007 remake (although he did add a tad more violence and blood). In Carpenter's film the three main focuses on the movie was the scary point of view of Mike Myers (which is included in the XXX parody), less blood more terror elements, and the erie music & theme song (which Smash Pictures is having their own composer write all original music that will pay tribute to the original. Also with the film they are staying true with the settings (small town of Haddoenfield Illnois), the characters (the teenage girls next door, Mike Myers, Dr. Loomis), the horror & terror elements, and music. All that combined with hot XXX sex of a typical adult film. Makes sense now, i'm sure that all fans of cult, horror, John Carpenter, Halloween, Mike Myers, and adult films will be happy with the finished product and how it looks & feels i hope this answers your question. I will be posting photos from the film to tease you all enjoy and thanks for reading. (By the way just to show you how half ass the other company is their planning on releasing their film in two weeks, which in my opinion nobody cares about Halloween horror films at summer time while Smash Pictures plans on releasing the film in September which give you all plenty of time to compare lol) Sincerely, Julio Jones Grindhouse XXX Parody www.grindhouseXXXparody.com twitter.com/grindhouseXXX [Link]
Grindhouse XXX Parody New Member 5 Posts 6/11	Posted - Jun 18 2011 : 9:12PM [Link]
Cody McLarge Senior Member 2668 Posts 8/10	Posted - Jun 18 2011 : 9:51PM Zero Tolerance is already doing the Official Halloween Parody and my feedback is yours looks better. Gary Orona's Official Silence of the Lambs Parody had high points and low points while I didn't even care for the Friday the 13th one after reading the back cover, so I'll be deferring to Smash on this one. It simply looks more devoted to the original. I do hope you guys know how to do parodies. Do not disappoint. EDIT: lol Lexi Belle in the same role. I might get both, but I'm guessing yours will be much better. Edited by - Cody McLarge on 6/18/2011 9:52:39 PM [Link]

john lyons Senior Member Co-founder of Vinegar Syndrome 1188 Posts 1/08	Posted - Jun 19 2011 : 12:46PM Thanks for your response. I appreciate the obvious effort you guys are putting into the production values of this release, but I fear you missed the point of my question. A parody, by definition, is a work "created to mock, comment on, or trivialise an original work, its subject, author, style, or some other target, by means of humorous, satiric or ironic imitation." (Definition copied of wikipedia). What all of the recent porn 'parodies' seem to be doing is merely taking a well known film or television series and adjusting the narrative just slightly enough as to allow for sex scenes. While some parodies have done a brilliant job at recreating sets and casting actors who can do unbelievably good impressions of the famous characters they're portraying, this still doesn't elevate these movies to anything more than remakes with sex. There's no attempt to really satirize, analyze, or even examine the sexual subtext present in so many of the [non-sexual] movies and TV shows being used as source material. [Link]
Cody McLarge Senior Member 2668 Posts 8/10	Posted - Jun 19 2011 : 12:50PM 'Parody' sells better than 'homage' and 'remake' would probably piss off the creators of the original. [Link]
Cody McLarge Senior Member 2668 Posts 8/10	Posted - Jun 19 2011 : 2:36PM XCritic has started the preliminary judging. Battle of The Halloween Porn Parodies It was probably only a mater of time before the Porn Parody craze got so prevelant that you'd have two studios duke it out over the same parody at the same time. That's the case with Smash Pictures and Zero Tolerance who are both set to release Halloween Parodies. Which one will be the winner. We break down the elements on each one and make our prediction. Here's our break down of these two Halloween Parodies and which one we think will come out on top: Round 1: The Cover Amusingly on both the Smash Pictures Halloween XXX Porn Parody and Zero Tolerance Official Halloween Parody covers the Halloween Pumpkin is nearly identical (right down to the vein pattern on the hand with the knife). Coincidence. We think not. Still when it comes the two covers the Smash Pictures cover looks and feels more like a porn. Also having the stars in clear white lettering on the top, we know who exactly is in the film (on the Zero Tolerance Cover you really have to hunt). But Zero Tolerance is the cover for a porn parody purist, and looks a lot like the original Halloween cover. But just when you think that Zero Tolerance might take this round Smash comes back with a one two punch with Lily LaBeau on and Lexi Belle on the cover - both huge advantages. The round is almost almost over and Smash falters with a less than fantastic Andy San Dimas image and a real lame Mike Meyers mask. Zero Tolerance counters with the brilliant tag line "The Night He Came" but Smash finishes it off with "Shot in HD". Round 1 Winner: Smash Pictures Round 2: The Cast Both Smash and Zero Tolerance have brought top notch casts for their Halloween Parody. Zero Tolerance has: Lexi Belle, Chanel Preston, Dana DeArmond, Lexi Swallow, Karina O'Reilley. Smash has: Andy San Dimas, Lily LaBeau, Raven Alexis, Britney Amber and Lexi Belle. Wait.... Lexi Belle!!!! Could these two pcitures really share a cast memeber. Clearly who ever comes out on top here Lexi Belle is a winner, and a slut... really girl we love that you've fucked all the top guys and gals out there, but two of the same movie parodies for two different companies, you're ruthless.... It's a tough call here, this is a very close bout, Lexi Belle obviously cancels herself out as she's in both. Andy San Dimas vs. her mentor Dana DeArmond would have Dana topping Andy in a heart beat. Channel vs. Raven, oh man there's a scene we'd like to see. But again it's the Lilly LaBeau factor that makes this bout a clear draw. Round 2: Tie (Winner Lexi Belle) Round 3: The Director Although Smash Pictures doesn't list the director for Halloween XXX Porn Parody on the front, a check of their site shows that it is indeed the legenday Jim Powers. Powers has one of the most extensive filmographies in the biz and is known for his unrelenting hardcore action. For Zero Tolerance Official Halloween Parody the director is Gary Ornoa who has directed such edgy porn parodies as The Official Basic Instinct Parody, Offcial Silence of The Lambs Parody, Official Psycho Parody, Official Friday The 13th Parody and Zero Tolerance's mega hit Sanatorium. Powers has more under his belt but Ornoa has done more horror porn parodies. Again Round 3: Tie. Round 4: Back of The Box It's one of the closest bouts we've seen in porn parody history, so we're going to go to the back of the box and see what the action looks like. While you shouldn't judge a book by its cover, you can tell a lot about a porn by its BACK cover. Right away we discover that Zero Tolernace has the amazing James Bartholet and that Chanel Preston looks like she's doing a fair bit of acting in addition to just fucking (this is a good thing as she's great at both). Dana DeArmond fucks Mike Myers blindfolded and there's a lot of oral action. Smash shows off that they've got a good amount of night footage, that Lily LaBeau does a fair amount of acting in addtion to fucking (a good thing too). But Smash falters with a couple shots of guys under sheets looking like ghosts (very hokey). Both covers are light on Lexi Belle, someone must have gotten the memo that she's in both. This round has a clear winner. Round 4 Winner: Zero Tolerance It's one of the closest porn fights we've seen yet and at this stage of the game it's a draw. Check back when we have complete reviews of both these releases and crown the winner!! - Chirs Thorne Click to expand [Link]
Grindhouse XXX Parody New Member 5 Posts 6/11	Posted - Jun 19 2011 : 7:30PM JOHN - I RESEPCT YOUR OPINION ON THIS MATTER YOUR DEFINITION OF PARODYING IS A LITTLE DIFFERENT THAN COMPARED TO ADULT FILM PARODIES AND CODY HIT THE HEAD ON THE COFFIN ON THE TRUE DEFINTION OF A HALLOWEEN PORN PARODY TO A "REMAKE WITH SEX SCENES". CODY - THANKS FOR SAYING THAT SMASH PICTURES FILM LOOKS GOOD, TRUST ME IT DOES AND WHEN THE FILM COMES OUT IT WILL NOT DISAPPOINT ALL FANS OF CARPENTER, ADULT FILMS, & HORROR MOVIE NATION. AS FAR AS A RESPONSE TO XCRITIC'S ARTICLE THERE ARE TWO KEY POINTS I WANNA MAKE ON THEIR STATEMENTS: XCRITIC - It was probably only a mater of time before the Porn Parody craze got so prevelant that you'd have two studios duke it out over the same parody at the same time. (ACTUALLY SMASH PICTURES ANNOUNCED BEFORE ANYONE TO THE WORLD IN APRIL THAT THEY WERE WORKING & FILMING A XXX PARODY TO JOHN CARPENTER'S HALLOWEEN SEE THIS: http://www.xbiz.com/news/news_piece.php?id=132593&mi=all&q=halloween) XCRITIC - Smash comes back with a one two punch with Lily LaBeau on and Lexi Belle on the cover - both huge advantages (YES, LILY IS THE PERFECT ACTRESS TO PLAY LAURIE STRODE HER GIRL NEXT DOOR LOOKS & INNOCENCE CLOSELY RESEMBLES THAT TO JAMIE LEE CURTIS IN THE 1978 ORIGINAL, LEXI BELLE WHILE HER HEIGHT CAN'T COMPARE TO THAT OF LINDA CHARACTER FROM THE ORIGINAL FILM...BUT SHE HAS THE SAME ATTRIBUTES AS LILY LABEAU & ANDY SAN DIMAS DO WITH THEIR RESPECTIVES CHARACTERS LAURIE & ANNIE) ALL IN ALL I THINK YOU ALL WILL ENJOY HALLOWEEN XXX PARODY, THIS ADULT FILM I THINK WILL BE A HUGE TURNING POINT FOR SMASH PICTURES AND THEIR FUTURE AND THE FUTURE OF XXX PORN PARODIES IN GENERAL HALLOWEEN XXX PARODY FROM SMASH PICTURES TO BE RELEASED IN SEPTEMBER....MORE TO COME THANKS Julio Jones Grindhouse XXX Parody www.grindhouseXXXparody.com twitter.com/grindhouseXXX [Link]
john lyons Senior Member Co-founder of Vinegar Syndrome 1188 Posts 1/08	Posted - Jun 19 2011 : 9:32PM Grindhouse XXX Parody wrote: JOHN - I RESEPCT YOUR OPINION ON THIS MATTER YOUR DEFINITION OF PARODYING IS A LITTLE DIFFERENT THAN COMPARED TO ADULT FILM PARODIES AND CODY HIT THE HEAD ON THE COFFIN ON THE TRUE DEFINTION OF A HALLOWEEN PORN PARODY TO A "REMAKE WITH SEX SCENES". Click to expand So you're agreeing that these aren't actually parodies, but then stating that the definition of the word 'parody' doesn't apply to XXX material (???) so it's OK to call XXX remakes "parodies." I give up. Good luck with your movie. [Link]
Myload Senior Member A rose is what you are to me 2069 Posts 6/03	Posted - Jun 20 2011 : 1:27AM I feel the parodies should stay true to the originals. Because if they didn't, then there be no purpose for them. [Link]
Cody McLarge Senior Member 2668 Posts 8/10	Posted - Jun 20 2011 : 5:31AM Well, this is the trailer to ZT's version, and, with all due respect to the Quasar man and Orona, I don't think you have much to top. [Link]
~STuarT~ Smash Pictures 373 Posts 2/03	Posted - Jun 20 2011 : 12:22PM Here's some shots from our Smash version to share with you. This releases in September. Thank you for all your support, Stuart Wall-VP http://www.smashpictures.com [Link]
Myload Senior Member A rose is what you are to me 2069 Posts 6/03	Posted - Jun 21 2011 : 11:07PM Grindhouse XXX Parody wrote: For Friday The 13th parody they decided to change the setting of the film (it was not set at Crystal Lake like the original), they decided to have one central female character (the original film had several), the lead female was not a Camp worker (like in the original), and the most important part is they had a Jason character (the original did not have Jason). Click to expand I can understand why Jason is in the parody. Unlike the original version, I doubt there will be countless sequels to the parody, so the face of the franchise has to be used since it will most likely be the only one made. [Link]
Myload Senior Member A rose is what you are to me 2069 Posts 6/03	Posted - Jun 21 2011 : 11:22PM You're right about Jason not being in the first "Friday The 13th". His mom was the villain. Jason first appeared in the second one, but he didn't wear the famous hockey mask until the third installment. Even though Jason was a necessity for the parody, the movie should have taken place at Camp Crystal Lake. [Link]

Cody McLarge Senior Member 2668 Posts 8/10	Posted - Jun 21 2011 : 11:26PM ^And maybe Jason should not kill people with acidic jizz. [Link]
Myload Senior Member A rose is what you are to me 2069 Posts 6/03	Posted - Jun 21 2011 : 11:51PM ^Are you fucking serious? Is that how he kills people in the parody? That happened to the good old machete? [Link]
Cody McLarge Senior Member 2668 Posts 8/10	Posted - Jun 22 2011 : 1:06AM I shit you not. You see, Jason's over sized penis shoots flesh eating semen and it's handled in such a cheap and cheesy way that the horror aspect of this parody becomes laughable in between sex scenes that are taken rather seriously in terms of staging and execution. Click to expand Ok, so flesh eating is not necessarily acidic. Apparently Michael has irritable bowel syndrome in ZT's version of Halloween. What that would have to do with the story I can't discern just yet. Also, Mark Wood is clearly playing Michael yet he's littered throughout the trailer interacting with the criminal psychologist. Is that a twist? Did I spoil it!?! Or is that just some sloppy movie making? I'm a customer and I know Orona's active on here but ZT has let me down before. And why is Michael gonna get so much pussy? Wasn't he set off by his sister's promiscuity in the first place? It looks like we've got one parody and one remake sold as a 'parody.' [Link]
Quorrl Senior Member 2835 Posts 3/11	Posted - Jun 22 2011 : 7:30AM Cody McLarge wrote: And why is Michael gonna get so much pussy? Wasn't he set off by his sister's promiscuity in the first place? Click to expand Oh, that's an easy one If someone is set off by promiscuity so much that he kills it only means that he is repressing his own wishes and wants to symbolically eradicate his own lust and wish for promiscuity (aka the argument "homophobes are afraid of their own repressed homosexual side") This kind of reverse logic is frequently used in movies. So, go get some pussy, Michael! It's more fun than killing! (I guess) [Link]
Mike Quasar Zero Tolerance Reluctant pornographer 1765 Posts 7/01	Posted - Jun 25 2011 : 10:23PM A: you are all spending too much time discussing this. B: We sent out a press release last year that stated a Halloween parody was on our production schedule so Stuart is high if he thinks we tried to steal his thunder. C: Cody Mclarge - unless you've seen both movies, your opinion is meaningless and D: with absolutely no disrespect to Jim Powers who is truly legendary in our business, Gary Orona has forgotten more about actual filmmaking than any of us pornographers have ever known. And it really doesn't matter in the grand scheme of things because A: It's porn and B: Our movie is already out. [Link]
tabithastevens Member Tabitha Stevens, Porn Super Star, Celebrity TV personality, Regular guest on Howard Stern,Dr.90210, 264 Posts 7/09	Posted - Jun 25 2011 : 11:12PM Gary Orona here using Tabithas ( my wife) account as I'm on the road without my password. Looks like Smash has decided to personally attack me and good ole Cody is back at it again! Can't let Friday or Psycho go can you. Far more people love and appreciate good work than you the baggers (hidden agenda maybe). This is all very funny. I don't know Jim (Tabitha does;) but I'm sure he did a fine job As for Stuart (I think that's your name) look up my credentials champ. Maybe not so much xxx but I'm pretty sure no ther director has won an international film festival (real movies) or created, produced, directed six seasons of shows for HBO/Cinemax. And by the way you no doubt read our press release which gave you the idea for an original score.. From me. Good luck with your show Jim. To all you other haters please read Mike Quasars post. He's the wisest guy in the room. Sorry for spelling. Fat fingers on iPhone. Good Thoughts - Gary Orona Edited by - TabithaStevens on 6/25/2011 11:29:04 PM [Link]
Gary Orona Member Producer, Director, HBO/Cinemax, International Award Winner. 75 Posts 2/10	Posted - Jun 26 2011 : 12:34AM Okay found my password. To finish my rant. Stuart and Julios comments are obviously malicious. Both Psycho and Friday 13th have gotten rave reviews so don't be fooled by the spinsters. And for anyone ( Julio) to claim with authority what a parody must be is pretentious, self-serving and ridiculous. Read my topic on this matter, there are many different opinions. So any review based on "it must be this way" is absurd and childish. Look at the production value in Psych and Friday 13th! so Cody give it up. Stop being such malicious monsters. Isn't the idea of a parody to have some fun? For God sakes LIGHTEN UP. [Link]
Cody McLarge Senior Member 2668 Posts 8/10	Posted - Jun 26 2011 : 1:25AM You're right, we are spending too much time on discussing it. Gary, I loved the Silence of the Lambs parody, but it could have used hotter sex. I hope Kagney wins the Best Actress award for that film. Hell, you should be up for Best Director. Like I said, I'm probably going to get both of these 'parodies' and I'm hoping for each to be a hit. Best of luck! Seriously. [Link]
~STuarT~ Smash Pictures 373 Posts 2/03	Posted - Jun 26 2011 : 10:20AM To: Gary Orona Never did I once bash your name or anything to do with your character. I announced our movie & have been promoting it on this message board. Please do not link my name with other people's comments on here. The only comments posted are under my name Stuart/Smash Pictures The poster under the name Grindhouse is a parody fan that has zero affiliation with our company. If he has made comments on your past films, you should address him not myself. I've never seen one of your movies as to why I haven't commented. To others, I agree play fair, these are 2 different movies with different cast which equals seperate porn films. Respect, Stuart Wall-VP Smash Pictures [Link]
Cody McLarge Senior Member 2668 Posts 8/10	Posted - Jun 26 2011 : 10:30AM Thank you for clearing that up. I, too, was under the impression that Grindhouse was affiliated with Smash Pictures. [Link]

~STuarT~ Smash Pictures 373 Posts 2/03	Posted - Jun 26 2011 : 10:44AM Cody McLarge wrote: Thank you for clearing that up. I, too, was under the impression that Grindhouse was affiliated with Smash Pictures. Click to expand Your welcome Cody, if you visit Julio's website Grindhouse, I see he promotes almost all the various studios parody films, this is another sign he isn't part of Smash Pictures. I view Julio as a nice guy and of course I appreciate all the support he's giving us, just as I explained this should clear up others questions too. Cheers, Stuart Wall Smash Pictures http://www.smashdvds.com [Link]
Grindhouse XXX Parody New Member 5 Posts 6/11	Posted - Jun 26 2011 : 12:35PM GRINDHOUSE XXX PARODY IS NOT AFFILIATED WITH SMASH PICTURES, ZERO TOLERANCE, OR ANY OTHER COMPANY [Link]
Gary Orona Member Producer, Director, HBO/Cinemax, International Award Winner. 75 Posts 2/10	Posted - Jun 26 2011 : 1:54PM The last few posts have been very cool. I'm sure that if I watch Jim's version there will be some LOL moments and if he watches mine there will as well. For die hard Halloween fans this is a huge bonus. Buy both! This whole 'whose is better' line is silly. More variety makes for a richer world. We in the biz have much larger Dragons to battle. Live and let live as they say and all horror fans on the planet should buy both halloween parodies. Good Thoughts - Gary Orona [Link]
~STuarT~ Smash Pictures 373 Posts 2/03	Posted - Jun 26 2011 : 2:07PM Gary Orona wrote: The last few posts have been very cool. I'm sure that if I watch Jim's version there will be some LOL moments and if he watches mine there will as well. For die hard Halloween fans this is a huge bonus. Buy both! This whole 'whose is better' line is silly. More variety makes for a richer world. We in the biz have much larger Dragons to battle. Live and let live as they say and all horror fans on the planet should buy both halloween parodies. Good Thoughts - Gary Orona Click to expand Couldn't agree with you more Gary, appreciate reading this response man, positive thinking... Peace, Stuart Smash Pictures [Link]
Myload Senior Member A rose is what you are to me 2069 Posts 6/03	Posted - Jun 26 2011 : 7:48PM I'm sure the comparisons between the two "Halloween" parodies will continue. You know that's inevitable. [Link]
Algaliarept Senior Member 3557 Posts 7/08	Posted - Jun 28 2011 : 10:09PM Myload wrote: Even though Jason was a necessity for the parody, the movie should have taken place at Camp Crystal Lake. Click to expand we could just imagine that it is a send up of the more recent mainstream remake that more-or-less combined Movies 1-3 [Link]
Algaliarept Senior Member 3557 Posts 7/08	Posted - Jun 28 2011 : 10:14PM ~STuarT~ wrote: Here's some shots from our Smash version to share with you. Click to expand Edited by - algaliarept on 6/28/2011 10:14:44 PM [Link]
john lyons Senior Member Co-founder of Vinegar Syndrome 1188 Posts 1/08	Posted - Jun 28 2011 : 10:32PM Algaliarept wrote: Myload wrote: Even though Jason was a necessity for the parody, the movie should have taken place at Camp Crystal Lake. Click to expand we could just imagine that it is a send up of the more recent mainstream remake that more-or-less combined Movies 1-3 Click to expand Actually, the recent piece of shit combined the first four films. The first minute was the original FRIDAY THE 13th, then the next 25 or so were part 2, then the subsequent 25 or so were part 3, then the rest was 'The Final Chapter.' What an awful waste of time that was. [Link]
Algaliarept Senior Member 3557 Posts 7/08	Posted - Jun 28 2011 : 10:36PM ^ on a good note, at least we got to see nudity in a mainstream horror movie again. That said, the Gold Medal in recent years for nudity in a mainstream horror movie was in "My Bloody Valentine 3D" [Link]
Gary Orona Member Producer, Director, HBO/Cinemax, International Award Winner. 75 Posts 2/10	Posted - Jun 28 2011 : 11:30PM Myload wrote: You're right about Jason not being in the first "Friday The 13th". His mom was the villain. Jason first appeared in the second one, but he didn't wear the famous hockey mask until the third installment. Even though Jason was a necessity for the parody, the movie should have taken place at Camp Crystal Lake. Click to expand Forgive me in advance if I am very confused but are you talking about "Official Friday the 13th Parody"? If so your information is incorrect. It does take place at Camp Crystal Lake although I changed it to Crystal Lake Nudist Camp. I even went so far as to film the camp sequences in Colorado so the vegetation around the lake would be dense and green. In fact we flew numerous cast members to Colorado and then drove over 200 miles into the San Juan Mountains to film at an old Ghost Town to achieve a very cool look. And yes there is a very similar lake. If we hadn't included Jason (as in the original) it wouldn't have worked at all so we had to blend a few versions together. I even had the arrow kill scene (in the original it was with Kevin Bacon) killing Rocco Reed, so those who are claiming that all Jason did was kill people with his sperm are not correct as well. The only kill scenes with sperm included women otherwise Jason would be.. gay? So again, forgive me if my version isn't the one you're talking about. Sorry to venture off topic just wanted to clarify some mis-information that seemed to be floating around since a few of these issues came up in this thread. Good Thoughts, Gary Orona [Link]

Algaliarept Senior Member 3557 Posts 7/08	Posted - Jun 28 2011 : 11:32PM I just reread your post, and I misread it at first. Kudos on the production values. Cool Edited by - algaliarept on 6/28/2011 11:35:09 PM [Link]
Myload Senior Member A rose is what you are to me 2069 Posts 6/03	Posted - Jun 29 2011 : 1:35AM Gary Orona wrote: Forgive me in advance if I am very confused but are you talking about "Official Friday the 13th Parody"? If so your information is incorrect. It does take place at Camp Crystal Lake although I changed it to Crystal Lake Nudist Camp. I even went so far as to film the camp sequences in Colorado so the vegetation around the lake would be dense and green. In fact we flew numerous cast members to Colorado and then drove over 200 miles into the San Juan Mountains to film at an old Ghost Town to achieve a very cool look. And yes there is a very similar lake. If we hadn't included Jason (as in the original) it wouldn't have worked at all so we had to blend a few versions together. I even had the arrow kill scene (in the original it was with Kevin Bacon) killing Rocco Reed, so those who are claiming that all Jason did was kill people with his sperm are not correct as well. The only kill scenes with sperm included women otherwise Jason would be.. gay? So again, forgive me if my version isn't the one you're talking about. Click to expand As far I know that there is only one "Friday The 13th" parody, so it must be your movie we're talking about. I haven't seen it. I'm only going by what I've read on this thread. And I said that having Jason in the parody is a necessity because like you said it wouldn't work otherwise. I don't have to see it to realize that. [Link]
Cody McLarge Senior Member 2668 Posts 8/10	Posted - Jun 30 2011 : 3:39AM Ok, I watched the ZT version on their website. I know what I liked (the sex itself, Bartholet as Dr. Loomis, Dana DeArmond getting fucked in the ass while blindfolded, and Chanel Preston's transformation through sex) and I know what I didn't (you really shouldn't use the same dick if it's not the same person - jus' sayin', Illinois does not look like Southern California, and I don't know many virgin prudes with vaginal tattoos and fake breasts). That said, Chanel Preston's scene was awesome. All of the sex scenes were way hotter than your last film, Gary. I hope Smash can match in that arena. I'm sure you all had a lot of fun with this one, and it did turn out great. I totally take back the comment about not having much to beat. So let's start the races again! I want: 1. Nightmare on Elm St. 2. Texas Chainsaw Massacre 3. Alien 4. Black Christmas 5. The Shining Or if you're really daring, 1. Last House on the Left 2. The Exorcist 3. The Hills Have Eyes [Link]
BlackSix All-Star Member pornography wasn't sex but fantasies of an impossibly hospitable world 12377 Posts 9/07	Posted - Jun 30 2011 : 4:16AM Cody McLarge wrote: 3. Alien 5. The Shining Click to expand I have no idea how one would make a porno out of The Shining or Alien, but it might be funny seeing someone try. [Link]
Cody McLarge Senior Member 2668 Posts 8/10	Posted - Jun 30 2011 : 4:37AM Alien would be awesome. There was a new poster here that started working his own story out. link The Shining would work. Jack, Randy Spears or Evan Stone?, can still fuck a much hotter blonde, Lily LaBeau, in Room 327 and Wendy, played by Dana DeArmond, can fuck a ghost, how about Grady? I don't know what you'd do with an 18-year old Danny, Anthony Rosano, but when he encounters brunette "twins," he gets to fuck 'em before discovering they're ghosts. Hey, the Gold Room can use a ghostly orgy. All work and no sex makes Jack a dull boy. [Link]
john lyons Senior Member Co-founder of Vinegar Syndrome 1188 Posts 1/08	Posted - Jun 30 2011 : 6:44PM Cody McLarge wrote: jus' sayin', Illinois does not look like Southern California Click to expand Carpenter shot his film in southern California, jus' sayin'. :) [Link]
Roads To Moscow Dianic Wicked Pictures,Vouyer Media, Axel Braun Productions, Marc Dorcel, JoyBear Pictures, abbywinters.com 1390 Posts 7/05	Posted - Jun 30 2011 : 7:08PM John Lyons wrote: Cody McLarge wrote: jus' sayin', Illinois does not look like Southern California Click to expand Carpenter shot his film in southern California, jus' sayin'. :) Click to expand Exteriors and location interiors in Pasadena, with a little soundstage work completed in Hollywood. Roads To Moscow / Twitter: @roadstomoscow [Link]
Cody McLarge Senior Member 2668 Posts 8/10	Posted - Jun 30 2011 : 7:08PM ^I didn't know that. Location, location, location. If you see the movie, I think you'll know what I mean. It's set in those sprawling suburban neighborhoods with pink two story houses. It's rather hilly. It didn't give the impression of small town Illinois unfortunately. [Link]
DanaDeArmond Porn Unicorn TheInternetsGirlfriend.com 2786 Posts 1/06	Posted - Jul 1 2011 : 1:38PM uh, shelley duvall, in my opinion, is quite unattractive. so i cant help but feel a little offended that anyone would think to have me play her in a parody. MEH. [Link]
Cody McLarge Senior Member 2668 Posts 8/10	Posted - Jul 1 2011 : 2:33PM Sorry, I just went with thin and brunette. You're not unattractive. Plus, wouldn't it be fun to play Wendy? Over-the-top acting that seems just right? [Link]
DanaDeArmond Porn Unicorn TheInternetsGirlfriend.com 2786 Posts 1/06	Posted - Jul 1 2011 : 2:47PM well i think it goes without saying that i would be a major step up from shelley duvall. plus you get brownie points for saying i'm thin :) [Link]
backdoorman Senior Member Shake for me girl... I wanna be your backdoorman ! 2776 Posts 10/07	Posted - Jul 1 2011 : 6:16PM Hmmm I find Shelley attractive in a creepy kind of way sort of like Drusilla on Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Goes without saying you are hot though and not in a creepy way. :-) How about you as Emma Peel in an Avengers parody ? Steed would never be the same ! [Link]
Algaliarept Senior Member 3557 Posts 7/08	Posted - Jul 2 2011 : 1:19AM DanaDeArmond wrote: well i think it goes without saying that i would be a major step up from shelley duvall. plus you get brownie points for saying i'm thin :) Click to expand indeed I could never believe that Jack Nicholson would be married to her. Like Kevin James and Lisa Remini levels of incredulity [Link]
BlackSix All-Star Member pornography wasn't sex but fantasies of an impossibly hospitable world 12377 Posts 9/07	Posted - Jul 2 2011 : 6:23PM Shelley has an unusual look but is far from ugly imo, see her in Altman's films like Thieves like Us or Three Women. [Link]
Cody McLarge Senior Member 2668 Posts 8/10	Posted - Jul 2 2011 : 6:44PM In order to not derail this thread further, please post comments on my horror porn parody wishlist or anything else about other porn parodies in the Parody Wishlist thread. [Link]
~STuarT~ Smash Pictures 373 Posts 2/03	Posted - Aug 5 2011 : 12:00PM Halloweeen XXX Porn Parody (Shot in HD) Directed By: Jim Powers September Release Click here for Windows Trailer Click here for Quicktime Trailer Click here to add to your IPOD Trailer for Free! (SFW-You Tube Version) 1. Raven Alexis & Seth Gamble 2. Britney Amber & Marcus London 3. Andy San Dimas & Bill Bailey 4. Lexi Belle & Jessy Jones 5. Lilly labeau & Chris Strokes It was on Halloween night that a young Michael Myers inexplicably slaughtered his slutty older sister (RAVEN ALEXIS). Fifteen later, he escapes a mental hospital and returns home. Spotting a scholarly looking teenager, Laurie (LILY LABEAU), the deranged psychopath Michael lusts after her and stalks her. Finding her trampy friends, Annie (ANDY SAN DIMAS) and Lynda (LEXI BELLE) engaging in carnal acts with their boyfriends on Halloween eve, just as his sister did years ago, sets Michael off. While her friends are off engaging in sex acts and getting killed, the responsible Laurie is at home babysitting. Unable to reach her friends by phone, Laurie becomes suspicious and walks across the street to Annie's darkened house and comes fact to face with Michael Myers himself. [ invalid url ] [Link]

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