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fotomatt
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78 Posts
8/08
Posted - Feb 18 2010 : 6:50PM
So, anyone getting hand jobs at the local massage parlor?
I've been thinking about it, but don't know.
Part of me is too nervous to go to a massage parlor. How does it work, do you ask or hope she offers, is it safe, how do I know what they will charge, is the happy ending extra on top of their posted rate, do I get to choose the massage therapist, will I get ripped off...
The other part of me is not sure I want a hand that just pumped some other guys load put on mine. Even though I'm sure she's washed her hands. Could I get VD from her hand?
Bobcat
Senior Member

1490 Posts
2/08
Posted - Feb 19 2010 : 5:39AM
I don't think there's an "industry" accepted standard for hand relief at massage parlours! No one is going to be able to give you an answer that is specific to your local one!
Man, If you want to try it, you should, if it's crap, don't go again, better to find out than forever wonder!
As for "VD", I'd say there's the same chance of catching it off a toilet seat as a girls hand, that being practically zero, but not impossible!
Lethena
Member

45 Posts
5/09
Posted - Feb 19 2010 : 2:27PM
Catching anything from a handjob is not very likely. As for massage parlors, is that really something they do? Thought it was a myth who's good to make a pornmovie about..
Bobcat
Senior Member

1490 Posts
2/08
Posted - Feb 20 2010 : 5:53AM
^In the UK, brothels advertise themselves as massage palours, this is because brothels are illegal. The funny thing is though, they will normally avertise a "menu" with thinnly disguised services and cost, such as, massage +hr, massage +owo, massage +fs etc.
Personnally, I'd never visit them, they are at the bottom end of the market, for the same money, you can visit a high class indenpendent escort, working from a luxury appartment.
Lethena
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45 Posts
5/09
Posted - Feb 20 2010 : 1:57PM
Interesting, never knew that...but as they say, you learn something new every day :)
 
Joey Starr
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Still wanking after all these years.
8082 Posts
10/00
Posted - Feb 20 2010 : 2:43PM
It's called the "happy ending".
jayo All-Star Supporter
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2117 Posts
7/04
Posted - Feb 20 2010 : 4:01PM
I've heard of massage parlors doing that. I've never done it myself.
The local newspaper (the regular paper, not a piece of crap) has lots of interesting ads for women who'll come to your place for a massage. Look in the sports section.
I recall seeing a pictorial in a men's magazine featuring a woman who was an outcall masseuse (she comes to you), and it said she claimed to give the best hand-job in England. But it was in a magazine and you never know how much is true and how much is just feeding reader fantasy.
No idea about VD (you could always ask her to wash her hands in front of you), but I'd be more worried about having my wallet stolen, or being caught in a police sting or being videotaped and blackmailed. Probably won't happen, but shit like that does go on. Sex work (on either side) is risky business.
I think you'd be better off going to Nevada where prostitution is legal.
Bobcat
Senior Member

1490 Posts
2/08
Posted - Feb 21 2010 : 5:19AM
^ yeah, you dudes in the USA have it bad. If you want to pay for some girl action you have a lot to worry about! Even though brothels are illegal in the UK, if you got caught up in a sting, it's not you that gets busted, you would just be asked to leave! The owners of the joint are the only people who they are after, it's more about establishments like these lowering the tone of the neighborhood and locals complaining. One girl working from an apartment or visiting you in your home is legal here.
fotomatt
Member

78 Posts
8/08
Posted - Feb 21 2010 : 1:28PM
Where I'm at in the states, it's the customer and the massager who gets busted. The owner of the parlor doesn't get in trouble at all, unless they can prove the owner knew what was going on.
That's my biggest fear, is getting busted and put up on TV. It seems a couple of times a year that happens to some poor guy.
My second fear would be getting worked over and ripped off by some burly dude behind the scenes, which actually happened to me once in Paris. And I had just gone in for what I thought was going to be a peep show!
I don't think I could risk having someone over to my house, with peering neighbors and all.
Lethena
Member

45 Posts
5/09
Posted - Feb 21 2010 : 2:16PM
Makes me wonder? Is there massage parlors that to the same for girls?
Bobcat
Senior Member

1490 Posts
2/08
Posted - Feb 21 2010 : 2:18PM
^ Not sure how much use it is to you, but I use Adultwork.com. It's an international data base, girls upload a profile, pics and services. It has a feedback system, which is a little like ebay ie you rate neg/pos/neu and leave a comment. What this does is weed out scammers, if a girl has loads of positve feedback, chances are she's geniune. You could see if there's anyone local to you, but then I guess, you still wouldn't know if they were the cops? If you come to Europe/UK it's well worth giving ago.
Edit: this was aimed at fotomatt, lol
Edited by - bobcat on 2/21/2010 2:19:57 PM
Cuddly Wombat
Senior Member

Just another bare bum in the shiower
1739 Posts
12/04
Posted - Feb 22 2010 : 8:21AM
Bali, Bangkok - probably anywhere in South East Asia - you will often go for a cheap beachside massage and a 'happy ending' is unexpectantly part of the deal (for both male and female customers).
The old "rub and tugs" are all over the place in Australia - sometimes tucked away in shopping centres. In fact, I would be disappointed if I had a massage and didn't get a happy ending.
Just go to any massage place in a suburb with lots of nightlife, pay for a basic massage, and the girl is guaranteed to upsell her services before the massage is over.
I wouldn't worry about catching an STD - I can't imagine a girl wanting to keep some strange guy's cum on her hands for any length of time when she doesn't have to. But then again, there are those conveyor belt "blow job clubs" in Tokyo where the girls don't even gargle with mouthwash between clients.
Lethena
Member

45 Posts
5/09
Posted - Feb 22 2010 : 9:47AM
Well I'm not planing to visit one, but the thought on however there would be same service for both genders crossed my minde :)
bobcat: Haha, yeah I figured it wasnt really aimed at me
Lethena
Member

45 Posts
5/09
Posted - Feb 22 2010 : 9:56AM
Well I'm not planing to visit one, but the thought on however there would be same service for both genders crossed my minde :)
bobcat: Haha, yeah I figured it wasnt really aimed at me
seedfeeder
Member

My balls are full, who's hungry?
716 Posts
4/09
Posted - Feb 23 2010 : 5:04PM
"Conveyor Belt Blowjob Clubs"... wow, that sounds quite interesting. Got any links about this? I'm sincerely interested. I would definitely like to see a blowjob booth (you know, like a mobile gloryhole) in my city, with some hotty inside that just can't get enough cum...
 
Cuddly Wombat
Senior Member

Just another bare bum in the shiower
1739 Posts
12/04
Posted - Feb 24 2010 : 8:19AM
^
Check out the Tokyo, Japan thread at International Sex Guide. They have regular and recent updates of the few sex joints in Japan that cater to foreigners.
You can also check out your own city there.
Edited by - Cuddly Wombat on 2/24/2010 8:20:28 AM
wetwilly
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2 Posts
2/10
Posted - Feb 26 2010 : 11:42AM
MANSWERS!! haha they have a guide to how to get a happy ending http://www.spike.com/full-episode/season-1-ep-6/27775



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