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smallcock
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131 Posts
8/07
Posted - Apr 25 2008 : 5:53AM
Sometimes I get so sick by the fact that I REQUIRE sex. Having to either get pussy or jerk off just to get thru the day. Watching porn is essential for the latter as I have no imagination of my own. I think of all the time and money I could save if I just removed my nuts. They're what causes us to crave women and sex as they're the source of the testosterone. Imagine what you could achieve if you could put your mind to things other than wanting to fuck the beautiful woman you see walking by on the street. It'd be nice just to appreciate her as a beautiful woman without fantasizing about poking her holes, and ultimately jerking off to her later on. My balls are to blame.
Topic Moved by - Steph on Apr 25 2008
Bobcat
Senior Member

1490 Posts
2/08
Posted - Apr 25 2008 : 6:25AM
I wish i had a lower sex drive, i would fuck the gf 4 times a day if she was up for it, twice a week is all she'll have, thus porn and the odd call girl on the sly is required, i think about sex for about 80% of the time i'm awake and then when i'm asleep i'm dreaming about it. I agree it can be a pain in the arse!
Gunzo
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1377 Posts
2/05
Posted - Apr 25 2008 : 6:36AM
I could probably get by with just one ball. It worked for Hitler.
Naturally_Perverted
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215 Posts
5/07
Posted - Apr 25 2008 : 7:05AM
LOL! This topic is hilarious yet ironically sad as well. I too sometimes wish i could just cut off my balls. I'm almost always thinking about sex, i crave it, i need it as sustenance. If i wasn't such a horny fuck i could have gotten better grades in highschool and saved all the time of repeating grade 12, going to college (where i wasted time getting drunk and fucking), and then going to university. I could have just done grade 12 once, done university, and who knows, maybe even become a brain surgeon or a doctor instead of having a boring ass accounting job.
My god, look at me, it's 7:00AM and i'm reading porn forums after just having jacked off again...
lenscap
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everywhere
185 Posts
10/05
Posted - Apr 25 2008 : 7:13AM
As you get older your balls shrink and your desire shrinks with them. Enjoy the lust while you can, as it soon departs.
 
Joey Starr
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Still wanking after all these years.
8082 Posts
10/00
Posted - Apr 25 2008 : 7:42AM
Plus if you cut your balls off, your small cock will look bigger!
sickguy
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9/06
Posted - Apr 25 2008 : 7:48AM
^^^
Bobcat
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1490 Posts
2/08
Posted - Apr 25 2008 : 8:24AM
At what age does this happen, i'm 29 and my sex drive is X10 what it was when i was 16 to 20. Back then i was at college am spent only a small fraction of my time on girls, i was more into sport and drinking beer in bars with male friends.If i was placed back in that senario now, surounded by hundreds of attractive, horny, free and single women my brain wound go into meltdown and after two weeks i'd go insane.
Cornell Lingus
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Carryin', contrarian, libertarian
2982 Posts
1/08
Posted - Apr 25 2008 : 9:12AM
No, I've never wanted to cut my balls off, but there have been plenty of pissed-off women over the years who would have gladly volunteered.
Edited by - Cornell Lingus on 4/25/2008 9:12:40 AM
stinkfist
Senior Member

Subterfuge......
7401 Posts
4/07
Posted - Apr 25 2008 : 2:13PM
Yeah but he kept the other one in Albert Hall.
cobalt60
Knuckle Dragger

2046 Posts
2/03
Posted - Apr 25 2008 : 3:02PM
I just turned 37 and I'm afraid I've got some bad news for you.
I've felt a little bit of what the OP talks about, but the other 99.9% of the time, I almost believe in God again and want to thank Her for making me a MAN, and everything that implies. I love fucking, fighting, farting, drinking, eating, learning, loving, building, destroying, smiling, snarling ..
I fucking love every second of being every iota an M-A-N (hoochie-coochie man), balls and all.
Wasted time thinking about fucking? There's not enough time to think about all the fucking I could do.
And I still get plenty of other shit thought about all the time. Read some of my semi-literate musings on purely cerebral topics! Or don't. They're just distractions from the thoughts I have the sum total of the rest of the time from my lovely, hairy, deserving balls.
I would populate the world if I had to. Gladly. Fat chicks, skinny chicks, old chicks, young chicks - come one, come all, and bear me little cobalt babies! The world could do worse than be sired by the likes of me.
But now we've moved away from my balls, to my GREAT BIG HEAD.
I'll keep the balls. I'd roast someone else's over a fire, though, and eat them, because I'm hardcore, motherfucker!
HOORAY BALLS!

Edited by - cobalt60 on 4/25/2008 3:03:53 PM
smallcock
Deactivated User

131 Posts
8/07
Posted - Apr 25 2008 : 3:15PM
This is what I want to know too. I turn 29 this year. When will these intense urges subside? I've been like this since I as 13.
smallcock
Deactivated User

131 Posts
8/07
Posted - Apr 25 2008 : 3:17PM
That's the thing too. I love being a man and while I hate being a slave to my sexual urges, I somehow know that this is what makes us men. It's what drives us to conquer, kill, chase after money, build, innovate, create. I just wish I could reduce the sexual part to focus on the latter, but it seems like it may not be possible. If you lose the testosterone, you lose everything else.
cobalt60
Knuckle Dragger

2046 Posts
2/03
Posted - Apr 25 2008 : 3:32PM
You should listen to this. Click on "Full Episode" under the picture of the hypodermic.
I believe you may enjoy it.
Bobcat
Senior Member

1490 Posts
2/08
Posted - Apr 25 2008 : 4:16PM
Wow though, is everything dependent on testosterone, if this stops being produced everything I believe in goes(?), like even watching Stoya wouldn't give me a hard on? That is freaky, we're all just testosterone junkies?
 
Hardware All-Star Supporter
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Your other left
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3/02
Posted - Apr 25 2008 : 4:27PM
Not everything depends on testosterone but your level of aggression does, and that means your sex drive does as well. I don't know that you ever run out of testosterone, but the level goes down to the point where it isn't controlling so much of your behavior.
Loraine
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1559 Posts
3/04
Posted - Apr 25 2008 : 7:24PM
I think I might be a man.
licker
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Heretic, Iconoclast, Skeptic
1141 Posts
8/03
Posted - Apr 25 2008 : 8:41PM
It starts fading away just after 30. At 40 you will really be noticing that five times a day urge is down to 2 or 3 a week.
Your 40 year old girlfriend will surprise you by dragging you into the bedroom when you were not even thinking about sex. Rather nice actually.
At 50 there is no porn that can make you stand up any more, nothing less than a real woman will work.
Everyone is different of course. YMMV.
Bob All-Star Supporter
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3/03
Posted - Apr 25 2008 : 8:58PM
This is the most compelling argument for gay sex I've ever come across.
Bob All-Star Supporter
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5516 Posts
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Posted - Apr 25 2008 : 9:00PM
I'm 48 and I'm horny pretty much all the time.
Bobcat
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Posted - Apr 25 2008 : 10:45PM
cool
Edited by - bobcat on 4/26/2008 2:58:53 AM
Burzy72
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2/04
Posted - Apr 28 2008 : 3:18AM
i am 34 now and when i was 29 had an orchiectomy. my sex drive didnt decrease at all! in fact i'm more of a pervert now than i ever was before
redhead
Member

Not so redhead these days...
718 Posts
1/08
Posted - Apr 28 2008 : 9:07PM
Haha well if your balls are to blame, then so is my cunt. I feel your pain of the beautiful woman. :-)
jayo All-Star Supporter
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Posted - Apr 28 2008 : 10:57PM

Not with that avatar.
smallcock
Deactivated User

131 Posts
8/07
Posted - Apr 29 2008 : 8:13AM
I find this hard to believe. However consider yourself very lucky.
Orchiectomy causes sudden hormone changes in the body. Side effects from hormone changes include:
Sterility.
Loss of sexual interest.
Erection problems.
Hot flashes.
Larger breasts (gynecomastia).
Weight gain.
Loss of muscle mass.
Thin or brittle bones (osteoporosis)
-http://www.webmd.com/prostate-cancer/orchiectomy
 
Burzy72
New Member


2/04
Posted - Apr 30 2008 : 9:51AM
the difference from the source that you refer to is that i only had one removed due to testicular cancer...
i experienced Gynecomastia prior to the orchi but other than that its been smooth sailing other than the sterility which is more a side affect of the chemo than anything.
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