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Here is what I hope Dirty Santa brings raincoaters in 2004:
More tease:
Ok directors, I love gonzo, and I love wall to wall sex movies, but why can't you spend a couple of minutes letting the camera explore the girls body, especially if she has nice tits or nipples.
Nipples and breast squeezing:
Hey if a girls got nice tits, squeeze those puppies, pinch those nipples, kneed them like dough. Gonzo needs more tit play period.
No mandatory interview:
If the interview isn't going well then "edit it out". Mandatory question and answer, where a girl has to read the director's lips, in order to answer a question is not wanted or appreciated, and asking the girl why she does porn, only to hear her say "because I like sucking dick and being a whore" is a waste of time, and an insult to my intelligence.
More distinction between series:
Too many studios are producing multiple series within the same company that all look alike. How many teen or ass fucking lines does one company need? At a certain point the fan just gives up and starts buying titles randomly, because they are all the same anyway, with no real difference in content.
Isn't this what Private went through a decade ago, and you don't see their movies generating much buzz anymore.
Better audio:
See number three. If you are going to include talking in a movie, at least make sure you can understand what the performer is saying. It's not going to kill the scene to let a girl hold a microphone while answering questions.
Better lighting:
Many scenes today suffer from poor lighting, especially those featuring swallowing. I've seen too many good swallowing scenes ruined, because the girl opens her mouth and it's too dark to see the cum.
Bikinis:
We see girls in stripper or mall rat outfits all the time. Most girls have bikinis, so let a few wear them for the introduction.
More normal sized girls:
What's wrong with girls with full bodies? Why don't we see more of them. Not fat, not chubby, just girls with a full waist and hips.
Amateur or Pro-am:
With so much porn starting to look the same, I'd love to see one of the major companies take a chance on an amateur or pro-am series.
Mature:
It's not going to happen, but it's amazing that no major company has started a mature women line, considering how popular this niche is.
Japanese women:
Of all the items on Santa's wish list, the ideal of EA, Anabolic, Diabolic, RLD, or Plat-X, doing a series featuring Japanese girls getting porked by American guys would be at the top of my list.
Cheers
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