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| phoneballs Member 18 Posts 10/10 |  Posted - Nov 21 2010 : 12:37PMhow do you dump a woman who may cut your thing off? (or at least you suspect that she's capable of such things) [Link] |
| David Cop-a-feel Deactivated User Trust me, honey, it gets better 323 Posts 10/10 | Posted - Nov 21 2010 : 5:09PM [Link] |
| Dubious_Leftovers Senior Member And on that fateful day, the hatred consumed me... 1423 Posts 3/09 | Posted - Nov 21 2010 : 6:47PM [Link] |
Hardware  All-Star Member Your other left 14595 Posts 3/02 | Posted - Nov 22 2010 : 9:58PM [Link] |
| Clam Digger Deactivated User Many a man fails as an original thinker simply because his memory is too good. 2268 Posts 1/05 | Posted - Nov 23 2010 : 6:11PM [Link] |
| dogzcatcher All-Star Member Fat bottomed girls make the rockin' world go round! 1551 Posts 5/09 | Posted - Nov 30 2010 : 11:20PM And now...the rest of the story. It seems Lorana Bobbit took off in the family vehicle with John's "Mr. Happy" clenched in her fist. She drove down the highway, until she became so disgusted thinking about her husband, she tossed his severed penis out the window. Two old women were following in their vehicle when suddenly, the penis flopped onto the windshield. The one old woman looked at the other and said, "Did you see that?" "My God!" "That bug had the biggest pecker I've ever seen!" Edited by - dogzcatcher on 11/30/2010 11:22:19 PM [Link] |
| phoneballs Member 18 Posts 10/10 | Posted - Dec 1 2010 : 2:25PM no longer perform. Unfortunately, she's quite sexy and I still get boners whenever we're in bed. Is there a drug that will prevent boners? (anti-Viagara, maybe?) I'm sure a couple weeks of seeing Mr. Limpy in bed will cause her to dump me faster than Qantas. [Link] |
| Savoy All-Star Member Sucker for Sinners 1844 Posts 12/06 | Posted - Dec 1 2010 : 3:29PM Grow some balls. [Link] |
| Clam Digger Deactivated User Many a man fails as an original thinker simply because his memory is too good. 2268 Posts 1/05 | Posted - Dec 1 2010 : 3:31PM  [Link] |
| David Cop-a-feel Deactivated User Trust me, honey, it gets better 323 Posts 10/10 | Posted - Dec 1 2010 : 7:26PM [Link] |
| cobalt60 Knuckle Dragger 2046 Posts 2/03 | Posted - Dec 1 2010 : 8:32PM [Link] |
| Rubberhole Deactivated User 256 Posts 2/10 | Posted - Jan 14 2011 : 12:19PM [Link] |
| Breeze Member One Smokin Hot Chic 532 Posts 11/08 | Posted - Feb 8 2011 : 12:38AM [Link] |
| elgringoviejo58 Senior Member 1460 Posts 1/07 | Posted - Feb 8 2011 : 11:12AM [Link] |
| cm94577 Member 19 Posts 2/11 | Posted - Feb 14 2011 : 7:04PM [Link] |
| kittenmoon Member 11 Posts 2/11 | Posted - Feb 22 2011 : 1:57AM [Link] |
| elgringoviejo58 Senior Member 1460 Posts 1/07 | Posted - Feb 22 2011 : 10:20AM [Link] |
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